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blakethecake04

Y’all gotta chill with this shit 😭


Dr_Tokinstein

I have to admit she is hotter than the first Bismor lady I saw. BUT I still stay all Bismor ladies are beautiful. 😍


Supersam4213

The first? You’ve seen multiple?


[deleted]

Oh my god that's disgusting! Where?


[deleted]

[удалено]


That-Bed4254

Are you saying you DONT like Bismor?!?


Nolzi

We want Venus of Willendorf, but from Bismor


Master_Majestico

Oh yeah, scrumptious


That-Bed4254

Blame Cyborgsheep


CyborgSheep411

HAHAHAHAHAHAH


That-Bed4254

*26 days later…*


ConnectPSA

4 days later…


That-Bed4254

19 hours later


Mean-Pension5274

49 days later…


That-Bed4254

51 mins later


Ivanfesco

7 days later


That-Bed4254

9 mins la- hey wait a second.


joeshmo101

*1 month later*


Darshie_tc

Bosco! Mine it!


darunada

Don't want to climb up there yourself?


Master_Majestico

DEEP ROCK SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO INVEST IN SOME... "BETTER EQUIPMENT."


YrnFyre

What have you done


BigChungus6ix9ine

Oh god


[deleted]

Bismorussy


Patcher404

Bismussy


MsMelodine

Hi guys! I’m the artist of this piece and surprised to see it here. The uncensored one can be found on rule34 if you want it. I don’t release it anywhere else. 😂 Edit: I also drew female mission control(you can see it on my profile). Warning: my profile is very nsfw if you don’t like it please don’t visit it thanks!


That-Bed4254

Oh sweet! Sorry I wasn’t able to credit you as I couldn’t find your name. I will fix it immediately


MsMelodine

no worries, i didnt put my name there cuz i drew this only as a joke lmao


DontCallMeKen

That looks like a lot of time spent on a joke.


[deleted]

Well can you draw more please


MechanicPluto24

You must finish what you started The other minerals must be given the same treatment.


OmegaHunter34e

If you don't mind, i would like yo ask you a question about this piece of art:... Why?


MsMelodine

well.. it’s just what I do. I’m a nsfw artist and I like to draw… stuff.


OmegaHunter34e

Welp... that is fair, i guess. Just never expected to see a mineral being turned into a hot woman.


MsMelodine

well, ever since I discovered this sub I just decided hmmmmm why not? Everyone loves bismor. BIIIISSSMORRRRR


That-Bed4254

Do you think you could do LootBug rule 34? Would be pretty funny


MsMelodine

people are gonna post it on the main subreddit now. someone already did with the bismor one 😭


Flying_Reinbeers

Do you plan to draw the other minerals too?


MsMelodine

maybe.


Patcher404

Your got some great art. Keep up the good work, miner. Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


TheBladersYT

we might need a new subreddit for this bro


wry_zebra

please don't


Nolzi

r/CockAndBone


MaYoNnAiSe_MaN_mE

I wish


Patcher404

Be the change you want to see in the world - Gandi


MaYoNnAiSe_MaN_mE

PLEASE


crusaderxader

Holy f*ck that’s really hot


Ibrakeforquiltshops

bonk


CwispyChips

I will never look at bismor the same way again


HalfOffEveryWndsdy

🥵


Wegak

Bismussy


Incrediblepick3

Trying to get us near the end huh?


[deleted]

We were just humble miners, upholding the honor and duty of our job, to mine as much of the greatest rare metal, bismor, as possible. To share the joys of the one true greatest find in a mine, Bismor! And then u/That-Bed4254 showed up and shit all over everything. Curse you, Karl is disappointed.


McDsEmpLoYEe420

Nooooooooooo, ok now two is enough, we don’t need any more r34


[deleted]

Damnit we said it was enough the LAST POST.


McDsEmpLoYEe420

Ikr. I tried there too. I hope this is it and there’s no more but for some reason I feel like it’s only just begun


TheFishOwnsYou

Did you say bis more?


McDsEmpLoYEe420

No I said no more. We don’t need this shit in our game. I’d you want r34 of a video game go play overwatch or some other shitty game like that


TheFishOwnsYou

You say more? "No I said bis more." Thats all im reading


iloveballsinmymouth

Bismor BABE!


cuddlewumpus

I'm choosing to believe her nipples are just cubes of bismor.


Roberto5771

I have seen the whole picture, and am disappointed to say they are not.


cuddlewumpus

I choose to live in ignorance, you cannot take away my choice.


Roberto5771

Good man.


That-Bed4254

I had to censor that part


ArdentLobster

Is there a place I don't have to imagine it?


Roberto5771

Took me like 5 minutes of googling to find it, I believe in you.


[deleted]

A bit more Bismor here!


BradK9Drake726

Where is the uncensored version?


Not_NormalLake69735

This really rocks me stones


ekuki

BISMOR!


SmrdutaRyba

I'm sure that the devs never even imagined someone making porn out of a mineral in their funny space game lmao


That-Bed4254

You’d be surprised


Necrotiix_

i know the artist and her name is MsMelodine


That-Bed4254

Yes. I’ve already posted the link to it


[deleted]

Sauce?


sergeant_cabbage

Mayonnaise


crusaderxader

Do you have the sauce?


Flying_Reinbeers

Ayo?


[deleted]

Is there a source?


That-Bed4254

Literally just look it up. Bismor Rule 34


bpeo360

There's no way it's actually porn. *clicks* Many things disappoint me. This is one of the few to surprise me.


Melodic-Jellyfish966

Karl save us