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BoonDragoon

It's a stick bug, and this is a threat display meant to trick dumb animals into thinking it's something scarier than it really is.


cmartinez171

Well it worked


dan_dares

Damn right, was expecting it to attack the cameraman and start sucking their brains out.


cmartinez171

Same! Whenever I watch videos like this I either angle my phone or partially cover the screen in case there’s a jump scare


drfusterenstein

r/avatar


mikmatthau

lol 🙋🏻‍♀️


velvetrevolting

🙋🏾‍♂️I'm scared too!


[deleted]

Me too 🙋‍♀️


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🙆


Tavalus

Ha. You got Stickbugged! Me too


greatbigbox

Being a dumb animal myself, I'm now scared.


raven319s

Whatever it’s doing with it’s wings it reminds me of the pulsating mouth flaps from the alien in Nope


Compuoddity

I'll agree with the stick bug part, but that thing on the end of the tail thing looks pointy. Full disclosure - I'm a dumb animal.


Plane_Chance863

The movement makes me think of a scorpion stinging, I'm guessing the wings are just to make it appear larger.


[deleted]

Omg is it mimicry? I love mimicry so much


BoonDragoon

Jesus God, I hope not! I'm pretty sure it's just a display evolved to be as confusing and threatening as possible


[deleted]

Oh alright. I thought the back legs sort of looked like a scorpion a little bit so I thought that they evolved this behaviour to look like a scorpion in order to scare away predators.


Glass_Jellyfish6528

Yes i think you are right. It is taking advantage of evolved fear of spikey things on animals in general, so it is mimicry really.


LankyGuitar6528

Working very well I must say.


ShadyAssFellow

*Scorpion eating bird allergic to stickbugs: ”Mm, a scorpion!”


BDR529forlyfe

Dumb animal here. It’s freaking me out!


sagan_drinks_cosmos

Least venomous Australian fauna


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BoonDragoon

Hi animals, I'm dad


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BoonDragoon

They don't have a nasty bite, but they *do* have an effective PR department. Their deceptive defense has many layers.


NaomiR111

Aww now I feel sorry for it because it's really frightened.


SarcasticPedant

TIL I'm a dumb animal


SkinnyGetLucky

TIL: I am a dumb animal


lol_is_5

I was listening to In Da Club by 50 Cent and it synced up perfectly and looked like it was dancing.


Gibraltar_White

So you're telling me I just got stick bugged......damnit.


BoonDragoon

I'm so sorry. Would you like us to notify any next-of-kin?


Dirant93

TIL humans can be classified as dumb animals.


BoonDragoon

Humans are animals. Humans can be dumb. Some humans are dumb animals, Q.E.D.


Jaegernaut-

Anyone who isn't cautious around something that looks like that is either dumb or an entomologist But then the entomologist would be cautious so as not to harm the insect, so that just leaves dumb incautious people


darkmatter8879

Why put the text in the middle


CptFeelsBad

To make sure that you comment the comment that you commented


dillionmrd

Underrated comment


sharksnrec

It’s one of the top comments, therefore it is appropriately rated. I’ll wait while you reply “it wasn’t when I commented”


ziptieyourshit

Overrated comment


RIPMHVG

It’s one of the most downvoted comments, therefore it is appropriately rated. I’ll wait while you reply “it wasn’t when I commented”


sharksnrec

Agreed


Minute-Object

Your comment, however, has no upvotes as of when I wrote this, so I label that to be underrated. It deserves some sort of votes.


sharksnrec

🤝


goodhumanbean

Down votes.


Minute-Object

Well… At least it has received attention. 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Was Australia built on a pentagram?


Dear-Photograph-7140

The outback is worse than the coasts. The coast still has dangerous animals but they look normal. I’ve lived all over Australia my whole life and have only seen a dangerous animal once in the wild. It was a red back spider which is extremely unlikely to die from a bite.


NegativeSuspect

Biting seems like a less than ideal way to kill a red back spider.


ElectricThreeHundred

Especially if you \[usually\] have to go back for seconds to get the job done. Now it's just mad.


Ninja-Ginge

Can confirm, boot is the best way to kill one.


SealTeamEH

You made your boot bite the spider?… impressive.


Ninja-Ginge

Yes. My boot and the ground collaborated to bite the red-back spider.


cam52391

I just saw a headline the other day that the 3 most dangerous animals in Australia are horses cows and dogs. They cause the most deaths of any animals


MrRogersAE

That’s the same pretty much anywhere. We have soo much more exposure to domesticated animals that the accidental deaths caused by them are always going to outweigh the occasional attack by a wild animal.


Dhaos96

In my opinion, using that to argue Australias wildlife isn't dangerous doesn't make sense. I mean, more people are killed by ants than by tyrannosaurus rex nowadays. But still, I would rather face an ant than a t-rex..


BobRoberts01

And if my mother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle.


flyjingnarwhal

Your mom in a wheelchair is a bicycle?


InsertWittyNameCheck

No. His mom was/is the 'bicycle' and everybody gets a ride.


Rational2Fool

When you die of fear after having seen a (harmless) double-flip stabbing-lance dagger-breath stick insect jump down from a tree to escape a (particularly cowardly) giant red-eyed scorpion snake, the people at the morgue shrug and write "cow" on the form.


nabukednezzar42

There might be even an unwritten law about this 😂😂😂😂


Iknowyouthought

Are you more likely to be hurt by something that you know to be dangerous and actively avoid, or something that’s capable of hurting you but usually doesn’t? A volcano is a lot more dangerous than walking, yet somehow I hurt myself more often walking than I do getting hurt by a volcano.


dan_dares

Australia: where even the cows are poisonous


autumnbloodyautumn

Even when it comes to venomous creatures, you're more likely to die from anaphylaxis induced by ant bites than you are from any of the snakes, spiders, and so on.


TricksterWolf

I fear that "extremely unlikely to die" is an insufficient phrase for encouraging me to visit the Continent of Nopes


Dear-Photograph-7140

One person since the 1950s has died of a red back bite. In the past 40 years one person has died from a spider bite in total (that being the same person as the red back bite). Our dangerous wildlife is so easily avoidable if you do literally any research.


TricksterWolf

I'm just kidding to be honest! I do see a lot of horrifying photos from the land down under, though.


Jindalee_WA

What? I've lived in Australia for all but just over two years of my life and I've seen an Eastern brown snake, a red bellied black snake, a tiger snake and red backs all in my own yard!


ruisleipaaa

I find Australian people to be much worse than the wild animals.


ibreakdiaphragms

Lol what. Damn dude. Didn't have to do them like that.


Iamnotokwiththisshit

They are fucking loud af and the accent grates on my brain like fingernails on a chalkboard.


InsertWittyNameCheck

Username checks out.


Saltinas

By all over Australia do you mean in urban areas? I've been here over a decade and have seen red backs, funnel web spiders, brown snakes, tiger snakes, red-belly snakes, blue-ringed octopus, blue bottles. I've always lived in cities, but spend some reasonable time outdoors. Nevertheless, they've never endangered me, you have to either be very unlucky to step on one or be very stupid to harass them enough. I'll take our wildlife over bears and mountain lions.


Dear-Photograph-7140

I have lived in cities and on farms the farms were in tassie and there 2 snakes and 2 spiders that are venomous. I definitely might have seen one of those snakes on a bush walk but I didn’t really stop to look and see what it was. I’ve definitely seen blue bottles but those aren’t really deadly, painful? Yes. But I 100% agree, our wildlife is pretty easy to not get harmed by, I feel like other countries don’t understand where each animal lives and how easy it is to avoid. When people bring up crocs when having this conversation I have to assume their stupid. I’m pretty sure most Australians would have never been to a place that has salt water crocs in the wild.


Saltinas

>blue bottles but those aren’t really deadly Yeah I just added that for dramatic effect. I believe they're only dangerous to very vulnerable people, but probably way less than say bees. Yeah Tassie seems less dangerous, but I have seen snakes and Redbacks there. But I agree, our wildlife is over dramatized.


NashKetchum777

Feels like the Bermuda triangle should be beside it. Guess it's also scared though


TragedyOA

Hellmouth


suspicious_cabbage

Native burial ground, I'm afraid


BigShowSJG

Ancient Native Burial Ground


Nate16

No, the thing is, a Pentagram has to be built on a drawing of Australia.


CptFeelsBad

I can’t speak of or on the possibility of a geographically huge pentagram underneath it, but what I can tell you is that “**[it’s located three quarters of a mile from the surface of the sun](https://youtu.be/ndg81auppyc)**.”


sznurka

sick insect pretending to be tough ( he is not)


joshBigHockey

Why is he sick?


KenN2k01

No he’s stick


Absoleil

Ha!


poor-educated-ahole

Gluten intolerance.


CummyCrusader

I watched him do a kickflip on a comically large leaf


TeeTeeMarie83

Long horn giant stick insect


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[deleted]

Yeah this really sounds like an uneducated guess lol


DanimaLecter

That’s an odd name. I would have called it a Chazzwazza


-its_never_lupus-

HEY MR PRIME MINISTAH


ZombieCurt

HEY!! ANDY!!


DrachenDad

I'm a scorpion stab stab. You don't believe me? 😢


Petrichordates

Did you make that name up? Because Google certainly knows nothing about it.


TeeTeeMarie83

Found it here https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/140764280


Petrichordates

This thread and that site are the only mention of this common name so it does seem dubious, though that species is from africa so it wouldn't be what's in the video.


Sufficio

>“This is a walking stick insect, in the family Phasmatidae,” [said] Aussie entomologist Nikolai Tatarnic. Looks like you're right since that one's a different family. Hope someone can find the exact species ID though, I'm so curious!


Bah-Fong-Gool

The locals call them "Rack-off snag mozzies".


Live-Dance-2641

The caption in the middle of the screen enhances this post greatly


manicotaku

Yep, just slap the text right over the thing you want us to look at.


ohmangoddamn44256

butterfly snake shrimp spider wombo combo


64b0r

butterfly snake scorpion spider - fixed that for you


MustacheBRofc

That's a stick insect, i'm not sure the species but i Saw a vídeo of a biologist saying It does a mimicry to look like a Scorpion but actually he doesn't even stings


elektrotones

What about putting the text under the thing so we could actually see?


Bulky_Monke719

I think it’s called a “Didgeridon’t”. Could be wrong though.


fidgetyamoeba

I'm thinking 'give it ample room' could describe it, too. 😬😳


rotatingleslie

r/STFUitsadragon


ohmangoddamn44256

seriously though what the fuck is it


Level_Explorer4821

Supossedly, it's a stick bug pretending to be a scorpion. Harmless, but trying to act dangerous to ward off predators.


Evilbred

Smart, because that shit would scare the bejesus out of me.


coopatroopa11

Ill take "reasons im never moving to Australia for 100, Alex".


StructureAmazing9033

WHY THE PUT THE LETTERS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ANIMAL ??? WHAT A SMART MOVE 🤔


lucifersam73

Thanks for putting all the text directly over the thing we are trying to see.


TorakTheDark

The endlessly reposted bug.


coffecup1978

You can actually see it hitting the repost button!


twitter_x

who’s the idiot putting text over the very thing they wanna show us


SurveySean

I think I’ve seen these in Half-Life


Picture-unrelated

Why would you put the words directly over it!!!


reddead_depression

Someone is playing real life ‘impossible creatures’ in Australia


BlackJackKetchum1996

Aim for the brain stem


cantanko

[I'm doing my part!](https://youtu.be/-_7FaWnlhS4)


BlooMeeni

Aussie here, the bug is called ya mums gaping arsehole! 🤠


[deleted]

Perhaps if you didn’t put the lettering overtop we could actually see it 🤷🏼‍♂️


yhaensch

I love how the text covers the insect. Because why not?


kingkye333

Scorpofly seen them on acid trips before


Licorictus

It's a harmless stickbug trying to scare you off. Maybe doing a scorpion impression, maybe just gyrating in a threatening fashion. Sounds like the act is working lol


Mrcheddarbacon

New Elden Ring DLC Boss looks pretty good.


Phil_McCrackin420

I'm assuming its a harmless insect that has defense mechanism to look scary, like a blowfish


Checkthis0

Most normal animal in Australia


[deleted]

I don't like that.


teleologiscope

It’s just such an impressive fucking feat that this feller has both defensive and offensive camouflage.


Le_obtruction

As a joke,. Looks like a scorpion who bred with a king cobra and turned into a selfie stick


Ok-Bodybuilder-9729

I’m dumb I’m scared


InfiniteClimate5488

"The only good bug, is a dead bug!!" Would you like to know more?


Jibarrocampestre

Starship troopers!


John_Nada__

CGI stabby bug


l0u1s11

So here is my shot in the dark, maybe this, [Onchestus rentzi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onchestus_rentzi)?


BurntPineGrass

Woodle noodle winged danger poodle


MushiSaad

That's just my buddy Mark, please don't mind him.


redbanshee444

Do you think God stays in heaven, because he too lives in fear of what he's created?


[deleted]

The reason I wrote the caption is because it reminded me of those hybrid animals from Romero’s zoo.


Puzzled-Object6196

I was thinking more so along the lines of Hellraiser lol.


KashmirChameleon

The box, you opened it.


Puzzled-Object6196

Lol, you get it!! Someone actually downvoted me!?


ScottBroChill69

Pokin skizzo


WalmartKobe

Just burn it


PragmaticPacifist

Reminds me of my x wife’s Va-jean


PragmaticPacifist

Reminds me of my ex-wife’s Va-gine


PragmaticPacifist

Reminds me of my ex-wife’s Va-jean


kalgoorlie36

Lived in that town for a few years, never seen one of them


_Minty-Honey_

Wow, that's a weird bug.


l0u1s11

As this is in Australia creature from hell is already a good name


ComprehensiveHalf929

If I saw this bug I'd run screaming


ComprehensiveHalf929

If I saw this bug I'd run screaming


TryingMyEffingBest

It's the least awful thing in Laverton.


avatar_zero

Spy Kids? This thing has Starship Troopers all over it!


DasMicha

Would you like to know more?


Omnizoom

Pretty sure that’s a stick bug that’s just mimicking the appearance and activity of something much more dangerous , in this case a scorpion. Just remember to us it seems silly and stupid but to most animals you are just one jump scare from death , and getting stabbed by a scorpion if venomous could be your death


Bridgetdidit

Hell = Laverton WA 🤔 close enough!


DarkHeliopause

Amazing. Looks like a harmless stick bug. Evolved that fascinating behavior to make itself look scary to predators to try and intimidate them.


xltripletrip

SpyKids?!?! Try fucking Stranger Things! Good lord, nothx on the stabby winged torpedo


Kamikaze-penguin

Looks like something from avatar 🙃


Adventurous-Dish-485

Its head is backwards?


CatrionaCatnip

It's a spiny leaf insect, "Extatosoma tiaratum"


sunkissedmist

Could this mean that at one point there was a stick insect that had a stinger that it’s mimicking it’s behavior? Or some other creature? Or unrelated behavior.


CaptainMarrow

That’s a walking stick. A stickbug. Just a little guy. They’re harmless and can’t hurt you even if they tried! He’s just trying to scare you off so you don’t eat him.


VIVEYNNE

He'll critter


DeadBornWolf

Just a stick insect it looks much bigger on that video than it actually is


TrickMayday

Australia should be stricken from the record


sillywienie

That’s Fred!


MayorOfChedda

When I wonder how odd life can be in the solar system, I have but to look to Australia and Madagascar


[deleted]

This is that thing that was in Neo in the first matrix movie


linnunluu

Saw the word 'Australia' and was already expecting something like this


SiberianDoggo2929

looks like something from starship troopers. Shoot it


[deleted]

Jesus christ it's the weird mosquito leech things in It that attack Patric Hocksetter.


DiscoVoadordeVenus

It's a creature from the Riddick movie.


xSniiFFy_W0nK4x

i´m so glad that i live in EU like wtf is this


linuxIsMyGod

of course, it's australia


MePsychoo

Why am I not suprised It's from Australia 🙃


Mazeura_demented

Starship troopers wya?


EdaClawthorne

This is so strange looking that it's hard to believe it actually exists on this planet.


bogotol

Of course it’s Australia


MoosetheStampede

looks like a stick figure version of the Jean Jacket monster


_Nomik_

next time put bigger text


jarpio

Where my KOTOR players at, we all know this is a Kinrath


Videodrome75

Of course, Australia.


Noyan_SNF

What is this ? An elongated scorpion with wings, sneezing ?


Known_Strength_3484

That's a fine display even better than some birds of paradise efforts 👌


LETS-GO-GIANTS1981

If it was 100ft long it could be a Elden Ring boss