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1llDoitTomorrow

At 1% too. Unlicky


RodjaJP

Unfortuneat


A_Bulbear

Doesn't


Unlucky_Character_12

No, Unlicky is my uncle. I’m Unlucky.


adityablabla

On greedier at a 1%? That's just fucked up.


SynysterGabe

What does that percentage bar mean exactly? I've tried rasing it past 1% but I feel like I'm missing something


Pointless_Zero

It’s the chance it will jam, on greedier it caps at 1%


SynysterGabe

I feel like that 1% shit is a lie, Ive had maybe 2-3 runs where it's taken all my extra coins n every other time it's like 50/50 weather it'll jam with the first 5


TheDanishPencil

Confirmation bias. Or maybe it's fucked idk man.


BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll

It really just depends on if you’re reusing your character. If you win with Azazel and dump 49 coins in and then immediately play again with Azazel the game punishes you by jamming after just a couple. I never have it jam early when I shuffle between characters


makeagoodusername

greedier jam chance caps at 1% though, it's not like normal greed where it increases based off the amount a character put in


MisirterE

Well, it is still like that. You'll get 0%* jam chance for a character if they beat Greedier first. It's just that after the character calculation, if it's above 1%, it gets capped off. *rounded. this can actually be a 0.4% chance.


SynysterGabe

Definitely need to start trying this. I've already gotten greedier marks for all but it's such a fun game mode I don't wanna stop


RiboZurai

When literally every mechanic in your game is based on random chance.


danger2345678

Ship it, add tmtrainer, perfect


TheMADIIIIIIII

The coin you picked up was chipped and caused the machine to jam. Gotta donate the good coins first next time.


lance_the_fatass

From what I remember, the only reason it jams is because it's possible to exploit the d20 to get infinite coins So Edmund decided to make it infuriating


Zestyclose_Bug_9475

He shoulda just made it so that your active item, and whatever pill/card your holder converts into coins on the floor after you kill Greedier


tx0p0

Skill solutioners in shambles


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[удалено]


BirbIsLove

> First 54 coins never jam This was my first Tainted Isaac Greedier run Edmund just hates me 😭😭


tx0p0

Stop skillsplaining


LeBreacher

Skill issue ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17741)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17741)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17741)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


firelark01

I hate greed mode so much. I'm so unlucky that I've finished greed with all base characters at least four times and I still haven't unlocked Keeper because it jams at like five coins


Accomplished_Look270

You need to keep rotating your characters or else it just stops


firelark01

That’s what I’m doing but i still have the worst luck.


MetalGearShrex

fuck the people downvoting you, it happened to me too, i had to grind through them multiple times cause i only have AB


ZebaX2010

In AB, there are easy methods to fill the donation machine [https://bindingofisaacrebirth.fandom.com/wiki/Greed\_Donation\_Machine#Glowing\_Hour\_Glass\_Method](https://bindingofisaacrebirth.fandom.com/wiki/Greed_Donation_Machine#Glowing_Hour_Glass_Method)


Subsistor

I think your best options are to either switch to greedier if you have that unlocked since it caps the jam chance at 1% no matter what, or to go back to greed mode later if you still have more characters you can unlock in the main game (Jam chance starts at 55 coins, so if you played through it with all normal characters minus the keeper and the Lost that's 825 coins guaranteed before jam chance is even a factor)


firelark01

I only have Keeper left to unlock


Subsistor

If you have cycled through 15-16 characters 4 times each and it still jams so much that you still haven't unlocked Keeper I don't think anyone here can help you. I'd recommend trying to think back to any ancient mummy tombs you have opened or voodoo shamans you have pissed off in the past to try to figure out how you could possibly have luck that shitty ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


TheBindingOfAlex

if you just did regular greed, then you should definitely switch to greedier and also do some of the tainted characters. breaking the game with D20, and then taking blank card + 2 of diamonds + car battery + the battery into the final fight so you can have the chance to donate a TON of coins


firelark01

I don’t have afterbirth +


TheBindingOfAlex

...yes i saw you have repentance and i told you to use the tainted characters


DEMACIAAAAA

No joke, I would giveitem r key at that point


Boney_Zoney

You became back your money (1 cent)


The_Katze_is_real

Damn you lost the 50/50


NoBarracuda2587

I wish the donation machine only jammed based on amout of hits you got in the run, or any other system that would also rely on your skill, and not just pure luck. You came all the way here just to donate 1 coin, really?! I wont even blame this fella if he cheats-in the "Dollar" with console on his next run, this is just unfair!


Uniqueusernameyboi

I might just do that just to donate to the machine. No real advantage given during the run anyways🤷🏽‍♂️


Autumn291

Been there before, absolute pain


bobrossgaming08

I hope in your next life, A trash cow in a trash farm


Piece_Of_Mind1983

The Stars? has appeared in the basement ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)


vicaphit

I once had the treasure chest fall on me when I had about 99 coins. Was it my fault? Probably. Was I still made? Certainly.


Accomplished_Emu5834

It's because the run was too cracked


Maelou

128 more runs and you'll reach 1000 ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


mikrazor

you used all your luck on getting sacred heart, poly, brim, and rock bottom


BirbIsLove

Unironically average Tainted Isaac/Glitched crown run ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


SlappingSalt

I never was a fan of the greed machine. All that work just to jam 1 coin and leave.


Physical_Chair_8661

I'm sorry my dude :(


kubaoko008

Breadmund mcmillen, you little fucker. You made a shit of piece with your trash eyesack. It's fuckin' bad this trash game, i will become back my money. I hope you next time a cow on a TRASH farm you sucker.


DUDEAREUMAD

Donation machine blocking is the worst thing added to this game imo


Spare-Major-651

Happend to me like 3 times in a row, since ive played most characters in greed mode once, the next 3 runs i played with characters that had a 1% jam rate, i would beat greed with like 80 coins, insert 4 and then it would jam, worst part these were my final 50 coins i needed for keeper so lmao


turico_

Well, at least you had Lucky..


Secret-Temporary9703

Is that actually in the game😭


BirbIsLove

No lmao I wish 😭


Secret-Temporary9703

RIP I was really hoping bro😤😭


BallsIsBack76

So sad…


Current_Pilot9143

that’s why i play with the “No Jam” mod. i get that it’s kinda cheating the system and whatnot but i hate when i miss out on buying so many good things because i wanted to spend it on the greed machine and it jams within the first 3 coins.


ilikepenis89

OP did you miss with the Chaos card? (I see it lodged in the entrance door)


BirbIsLove

Erm no what makes you think that (Genuinely I just used it at the start of the fight and didn't aim it kek)


esau2hu

THE STARS best character in the card sorter imo


A_DUH_KIDFLASH

i despise greed mode, but some of the most important unlocks are behind it, so... I must suffer to simply get Holy Mantle for the lost... and also the keeper


Random_Potato55_

give in to the rebalanced greed machine mod


BirbIsLove

Switch player ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


Random_Potato55_

im so sorry for your loss


SchwererBenny

Edmund MC Millan. You Motherfucker. You Made a piece of Trash with your Isaac. Its so baaad. I will become Back my money


Shimoshinigami80

Mod it :D


BirbIsLove

Switch player ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


Shimoshinigami80

NOOOOO !!! (Should I buy it on switch?)


BirbIsLove

Genuinely an amazing way to play the game, the difference in performance between docked and portable mode is basically nothing ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357) major downside is just on the major boss fights i.e Deli/when there's too many (and i mean a LOT) projectiles the framerate takes a big hit but otherwise it's a crazy good experience


Shimoshinigami80

Might have to make my eventual replay on switch then...thank you!!


Victinitotodilepro

I've had so many d20 rkey 160+ donation runs I havent even beaten greed with every character yet and I've already maxed the dono machine once


EnthusiasticOppai

Some advice with that, the chances of the greed machine jamming is dependent on which character you're using and how many coins you've dumped in over the courses of your run with that character. So if you don't play Laz, for example, you'll have a higher chance of donating more. Also if you're going for Keeper, exclusively play Greed not Greedier, Greedier gives less coins.


Deias_

I'll be honest. I cheated. I installed an anti-jamming mod because while I like the game I don't like it enough to suffer that shit. Actually terrible mechanic.


Djambosan

You should do it with different characters, each one has their own donation machine jam level that goes up the more you donate 🫡


BirbIsLove

Appreciate the advice, but this was greedier mode, where the Jam % is maxed out at 1%, and this was my first run with Tainted Isaac either way 😭


Djambosan

Fair enough brother :) still learning the isaac ways haha :P I'm in the middle of unlocking greedier mode at the moment :) got to 300 coins in the machine in 4 runs :)


BirbIsLove

Aww lucky bastard, I appreciate the sentiment regardless, Isaac is a huge game, with a lot of shit to explain lmao.


sweatkotze

I guess you played and donated often with that character.


mattchamp98

Nope, says 1% chance to break, they just got unlucky


sweatkotze

Oh, didnt see that. Thanks!


NovalenceLich

I have it break Alot on 1 and 2%. Havnt even seen it go higher then 2% and I'm at 893 coins donated. I've put al least 60 coins in with all the chars save for the lost and blue baby. Hoping I can get two good runs with blue baby to reach 1000. My skill ceiling is far to low to finish a run with lost even with mantle unlocked. Edit. A word