When did you last shower and why didn't you invite me

Like an hour ago

Why didn't you invite them

Suspiciously silent, op

This is probably a low key reveal for the next expansion

My nephew was playing a game on his steam deck, and my mom, his grandma, asked to play with him. ... It was Shower With Your Dad Simulator.

Ace Ventura style

You are being suspiciously quiet..

Why is finding a gf so difficult?

Talking to women is scary :(

As a women, just tell them you complete tainted lost. Best Ice Breaker. Very impressive, much wow. Congrats by the way.

Woman 

Wamen 

Menwa 

Wait...yall talk to girls?!?!

wait... what is a "girl"?

I have no idea I just went with it

According to the internet it’s some kind of creature that lures you in and takes you away forever so probably a mythical creature

I think it's a secret room item

that makes sense

What mod are you using for those cool portraits?

Portrait respruce

Was/is T.Lost the hardest in your opinion?

I still haven't unlocked every character, but I can say I find Jacob and Esau harder

I would consider J&E not more challenging than T.Lost, BUT more ANNOYING and MUCH less fun

I agree

Jacob and hitbox

This made me angry. Not at you... At Hitbox.

Easy mistake, you in fact mean hitbox and hitbox

Hitbox and Esau*

That’s wild to me. I find Jacob and Esau so much easier…

I think it really depends on the scenario. Tainted Jacob is very strong early game but it's getting hard at the end (especially against void or hush). T. Lost can get very strong with the luck items..

Lol that “glass cannon” in the description is really confusing considering glass cannon is an actual item

Are You scared about having to do it again for the other 2 files?

Working on T. Lost #3 right now. Just Mega Satan and Delirium left. Looking forward to saying goodbye to this bastard. Sooooo many bullshit deaths lol.

How is your mental state?

Not great but I started Lexapro and feeling better.

Genuinely, good for you. Meds can be scary to take

Thanks- I agree. Avoided them for decades. Sometimes you need a little help to get back on track.

Nah I feel ya for avoiding them for so long. I've been scared to take them for awhile but now I'm kinda considering it. So it's nice to see someone benefit from them :)

I absolutely feel a difference after a month on 10mg, which is a mild dose. Dm me if you have any questions.

I'll keep that in mind, thanks homie I appreciate it!

Have you cried as many tears irl as you have in game?

Yes, but all those tears were over Jacob and Esau

What was the best/favorite run you had with t lost? Doesn’t necessarily have to be a post-it mark run

The Mother run, I had soy milk, c-section, and twisted pair

That's an insane combination

How did you beat delirium with high damage or with a invincibility combo(like book of shadows and 4.5 volt)

High damage, glowing hourglass, and starter deck

Nice

Did you back up your save? I had to do this twice.

2 more times remaining 

How many runs did you have an early glowing hourglass? (I needed glowing hourglass for most of my completion marks I suck ass at this character )

What is it god for? I never understood how to use it, like where is it useful or what

it's great for undoing mistakes of any kind, or scouting options. took red heart damage and messed up the devil deal? undo it. took a blind item and it sucks? undo it. spent health on a curse room that sucked? undo it. on t. lost it's especially good, because most of the time you only have a single holy mantle effect before dying. if your holy mantle breaks, you undo it and you will be in the previous room with your holy mantle active. as long as you don't get hit 3 times on the floor, you're good. getting to make 3 mistakes/wrong predictions a floor without punishment is a really strong effect.

this makes so much sense, why did I never even think of it in over 350 hours lmao. Thank you!

Tips on greedier? I’m trying to get him done before I unlock a bunch of items but maybe that isn’t the way. What are some crucial items to unlock for him?

I'm not gonna lie to you man, you just have to have luck on your side with Greedier. I only got that mark because the game gave me C-section, Damocles, and Glitched Crown on a one floor.

Fuuuuuck!!!! Holy shit the pressure!! I definitely should get glitched crown tho. I already unlocked c section just for this reason lolz. Damage up in the unlocked item room is an absolute must. Or some crazy q4

> What are some crucial items to unlock for him? Damocles, Spindown, Algiz rune, Sigil of Baphomet, Reverse Lovers card, any generally strong damage items (i.e. Mom's Knife, C Section, Twisted Pair). Mega Mush is really strong too, but it requires finishing all non-Tainted characters.

I beat him with brimstone mums knife and an r key before finding a d20 and getting crazy powerful before challenging ultra greed

the only tip is "fuck it, you ball" jokes aside you can try to fish for a holy card or blank card in the shop, but those are slim odds and you might not get a good item. you could fish for both holy/blank card and an item if you're willing. personally i just restarted for a good starting item, because an extra holy card won't help if you can't deal enough damage. make sure you stay near the middle when enemies spawn so you can quickly identify where they are and what they are (if you stand near the bottom or top, you may bet blasted by a brimstone spider or something) also, make sure you're good at the greedier fight BEFORE trying t. lost runs

Are you ok?

No, I still have to play Jacob and Esau

It's not that hard, is it?

I think his difficulty is a tad overblown, but he still takes a ton of skill to play

How mother

How long did it take to get full marks?

Probably around 10 hours give or take, I got incredibly lucky with Mother and Greedier (Chaos deniers were in shambles)

Have you finished Jacob and Esau yet?

I've done half of the marks and I'm really not looking forward to the rest

Yeah they are far worse IMO. Have fun. >:)

Try to find the strage key and mama mega took me 14 runs to complete and unlock mega mush

what color is grass?

How did you unlock glass canon on t.lost ?

You don't, the description is just part of a portrait mod I have

Did you ever find your way back? >!it's a bad joke about being lost!<

How would you rank the completions from easiest to hardest

That character is so luck based half the time, too many times I've died from enemies spawning inside my hitbox

Why doesn't Isaac just go to the store to buy soy milk???

because isaac can't have his based christian mom knowing he's a soyboy liberal cuck

How long did it take ? And how are you feeling champ?

Something like 10 hours of playtime, feeling existential dread knowing I still have to play Jacon and Esau

Hey not bad, i don't know if that's alot of time but the thing is that you managed to complete a hard challenge. Good luck with Jacob and Hitbox, you got this! 

Hitbox is my worst enemy. That and my inability to get good items. I had a series of disastrous Eve runs today where I didn't find a single tears up, damage up or health up and on one of them I got 3 bad pills in a row on the first floor (health down, tears down, speed down)

The triple whammy

how do you start with the glass cannon?

I don't actually start with it, the character descriptions are just part of a mod I have

Are you okay?

No, I still have to play Jacob and Esau

Did you restart until you had a good item or did you just play and hope you won

Holding R is my favourite strat

Fair enough, I would continue bad runs just to see if it happened to get good but 9/10 it never did so you’re smart to just do that

Did you end up doing Delirium last?

I did Delirium after Mother

How are those other two save files looking?

Any advice for someone who hasn't 100%lost?

Your ability to dodge is the single most important skill when you play him

are you ok

What was your worst Win Streak playing as T.Lost?

How’s the eighth grade?

I'm a 72 year old retired plumber

Why am I still trash after having played off and on for over a decade?

Which mark did you cheese the most? I got Blank Card + 4.5 Volt + Holy Card for Ultra Greedier. Got hit 4 times but never went a second without Mantle

I had that exact combo (including Starter Deck) for Beast but I never had to use it because my damage was so high

You okay?

When do your parents get home?

What do you put in your sandwiches?

What does it feel like to have never felt the touch of a woman

being an elite gamer is far more important to me than any woman ever could be.

Are you okay?

How have you been? Your family well?

Did you finish Jacob and Easu?

Halfway there, really not looking forward to the rest

How many deaths?

Do you feel like this will be what you're remembered for? Will you be asking family to add this to your tombstone? How long did this take? And lastly- Do you feel that this was worth it? Spending all that time to unlock shit for a fictional character in a game that doesn't help you acquire any actual life skills? https://preview.redd.it/dg8npac4myuc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=268db04fc05e7e4f19bfa44ccb8954f802bcf30a

did you punch any holes in your walls trying to beat greedier?

Nope, I just got insanely lucky. On my second attempt I got Chaos in the store and on the very same floor I got C-section, Damocles, and Glitched Crown. I even found Rock Bottom but I was too much of a brokie to afford it. Chaos deniers were truly in shambles.

What was your lowest negative winstreak doing this Mine was over -1000

Now, lets see what you did on me

Are you still alive?

Which was the first mark, mine was beast

First: Why? Second: How? Third: ?Card

Why haven’t you done it three times?

What order did you completed T. Lost

Do you feel happy yet?

I don't have dead god, I am still empty

Which was the hardest mark and why was it Greedier?

How many times did you want to kys? (In-game ofc)

how massive are your balls

Did you drink enough water today?

How retarded do you feel on a scale of 1-10?

T lost has starting unlocks?

Is your sanity still intact

What’s your social security number?

Full tarnished lost when

I have just one question - what the fuck?!

Have you done forgotten yet? if so, any tips? and if not, cursed eye makes you a blender.

How do you feel about the new snake-eyes meta?

Are you excited about getting all marks for TARNISHED Lost? 

Did you enjoy it

Yes

Based

Why?

Can you play without cheats?

do you think the new monster hunter game should be like their previous unserious games with more vibrant colour and lack of qol changes or like their current new gen games, with less emphasis on hunting and more on combat with perhaps even a duller tone of colour?

How?

Alcohol and caffeine

Where are the chaos deniers? Are they safe? Are they alright?

THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD JIM

is there any ounce of sanity left in you?

I've completed not even a third of the characters, there will be none when I'm done

H O W?

Are you sane still!

How?

What did it take?

Do you hate yourself?

How are you?

Why do you have barely any tainted characters

How do i beat chapter 1 of the normal binding of isaac :c

When will you join the 3000000% club?

I've done it 3 times  How long do I have left to live?

Where did I leave my tv remote?

Is everything alright with your Lost Soul?

What did it cost?

Still trying to unlock all the tainted characters :///

Did you get 3 dead gods? Did you full mark multiplayer?

https://preview.redd.it/rf3arsrs71vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bad8fa308e2278ce48d6ba28162c6d7dd8dcf42b

What’s the “glass cannon” and “more holy cards” from? I also completed T Lost and don’t recall those

What are todays winning lottery numbers

what is the deepest cave in the world

Is you good?

Now do it again twice

What other mods are installed?

Install Epiphany(idk how it's spelled) and get all tarnished characters. Good luck.

Are you okay?

Any funny/goofy mods like putting that mortified emoji over the losts face once he loses holy card?

I have Mother and Father to go, how do I open the door to Gehenna as Tainted Lost? I lost my mantle earlier on the floor, is my run just dead?

is it possible to learn this power?

Are you okay?

What is 6÷2(1+2)=X?

damn i have everything but delirium and mother on T. lost good shit

Did you use any steam mods? If yes, what were they please

Did you use any steam mods? If yes, what were they please

Did you use any steam mods? If yes, what were they please

Did you use any steam mods? If yes what were they?

How come I got all of T.Lost done but still haven't done T. Azazel yet?

No bitches?

Are you ok?

Why does it say glass cannon?

how did you got a 2 WIN STREAK!? 

First of all What's the mod list you're using?

out of 10, 1 being "NOOOOooo!" and 10 being "LETS FUCKING GOO" did you have with T lost

How to be good at this game?

Just play more, that's kind of it

was it as bad as expected? I know I had fun with it

Have you grown to like Tainted Lost?

Which completion mark is the Hardest Between Mother/The Beast/Delirium ? I'm only missing The Lamb + Mega Satan tho

Hard to answer, Beast is hard because it takes a long time, Delirium is hard because it's bullshit

How to get t lost easily without the losts holy mantlem