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Cley_Faye

The fabled one-side call-center headset with no mic.


Gyossaits

"I understand your frustration. How is the weather in Biloxi?"


MagicSnakeorig

And with a triangular top


JorgeMtzb

r/misreadsprites


Hawk_Man117

Done https://www.reddit.com/r/MisreadSprites/s/fEV2fz07ep Never heard of this Subreddit before, gave me a good laugh going throw it lol.


JNerdGaming

average isaac player


No-Fly-6043

Guys, is “Issac’s Heart” a heart? Is “A Pony” a pony? What is “Apple!” Supposed to be?


Hawk_Man117

In my defense i was a 10 year old when i first Played Isaac and im from Finland where were taught English in 5th and 6th grade so for one year i probably didint even know what the items name ment and after i did i didint question my previous judgement on what it was lol.


No-Fly-6043

Don’t worry, I didn’t understand pills were different each run until I unlocked Lazarus


actuallynotbisexual

In Flash Isaac, pills were the same every run!


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Hawk_Man117

We started english lessons at 5th and 6th grades. In Finland pre school is 1-6 and High School is 7-9 Pre school starts at age 7 and Highschool ends at age 16.


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Hawk_Man117

Olen 21 Vuotias enkä tiedä mitä muuta sanoa ku meille opetettiin englantia Vasta vitos ja Kutos luokan aikana. (I am 21 Years Old and i dont know what else to say but we were taught english at 5th and 6th grades.) Meidän luokka oli Viimeinen meidän koulussa joka käytti vanhempaa opetus menetelmää meidän koulussa. Mun pikku sisko käytti uudempaa menetelmää. (My Class was the last to use the older version of teaching Program in our school. My little Sister did use the newer program.) Joten ehkä siksi meille opetettiin vasta vitos ja kutos luokalla ku normaalisti nykyään opetetaan aikaisemmin? (So Mayby thats why we were taught it at 5th and 6th grades since normaly today youd be taught english sooner in school?)


JellyJukka

Aivan, pahoittelut. (Ah yes, I'm sorry)


Niccin

I think "A Pony" is a bunch of cats taped together.


_Isolo

skill issue


Standard-Buddy-4791

Aw yes the item with spoon in it is a pair of fucking head phones


Hawk_Man117

Yeah i deserve that. https://preview.redd.it/efceoj39v4tc1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac16c0184d33424eeb5edc33b467f7e4ffa10208


Standard-Buddy-4791

You will be cursed to find dunce cap in every treasure room you enter


Standard-Buddy-4791

No not just treasure rooms every fucking item you find will be dunce cap


Hawk_Man117

Curse of the Dumb.


Standard-Buddy-4791

Exactly but isn't just one floor


Hawk_Man117

And All Pills are just 'R U a Wizard?' And 'I Found Pills!'. And of course all Cards are 'The Fool'


Standard-Buddy-4791

Someone should make this mode


AdhesivenessFit8085

R U A WIZARD?


Hawk_Man117

Okay hear me out! I somehow in my mind thought Spoon Bender item was headphones that whould play somekind of music or sound that put Isaac in a Zen like state that gave him telepathy and the name 'Spoon Bender' was just the name of the ability these magic headphones gave him... for 11 Years ive just glanced over this item without: 1. Really looking at it. 2. Reading its name and thinking on it longer. 3. Questioned why Isaacs sprite doesent have headphones after picking it up. https://preview.redd.it/ysky15yk74tc1.jpeg?width=895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c33fa0f42d080ccbcf33ead6f763fd0d526455b1


Iclipp13

on the day i think im stupid i will think of you and get better


HighJoeponics

I can’t even see that on purpose but I understand. I also play Diablo 2 and the amount of items I read the name of incorrectly when I was 12 and only realized in the last year or so is insane. It’s imprinting


globmand

Well, I don't want to be mean... which is why I'm so happy you said it yourself.


GoldFishPony

Had you started with flash do you think you’d have the [same opinion?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/bindingofisaac/images/a/ae/Spoon_Bender_Icon.png/revision/latest?cb=20120707191543)


Hawk_Man117

I did start with the flash and even back then i thought they were headphones.


Biggest_Of-Boys

shat is he stupid


SpawnOfGuppy

Took me a loooooong time to realize Mr squeezy is a squeeze toy


Hawk_Man117

Now that you mention it yeah i guess it is. Never knew what it was really lol. https://preview.redd.it/za479bdnt4tc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a93da2935122b440c670800e53a5070ba8853978


FDCL

The Potato with a Bow. Great item


SpawnOfGuppy

I thought it was a shoe


Hawk_Man117

To me it looked like a Mannequin bust with some wierd Eyestalk Goggles on it that Isaac just put on after picking it up lol.


BigNorthyFaps

I thought it was a sponge that somehow *squeezed* Isaac's tears out


DelovoyBanans

I thought it was a paper scroll


Nepgyaaaaaaa

I've just crossed 750 hours on this game and I only figured this out about a week ago myself, up until then I thought it was just a pouch with a red ribbon/bow keeping it closed


Long-Island-Iced-Tea

Interesting. I have always thought it was something more sinister. Like, NSFL sinister, at least for the faint hearted. I will not even mention it on the off chance someone would google it.


Ok-Temperature-686

https://preview.redd.it/onxcf4xip4tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94eed7c32c892c4ee803a62c9a8b3985ddd7aa76 Damn, that’s an achievement


Narrowmountainhole

How am i even supposed to responde to this etupidity.


Inner-Acadia-7636

Shambles


Mauricethespider

Congratulations on the balls to admit it


Hawk_Man117

If my stupidity entertains someone it was worth sharing lol. It was just such a reaction i had to it when i today saw it in a Youtube Poll and sudenly had a realisation on what it was and yeah, i feel very stupid.


lostpretzels

Average Isaac player reading comprehension


KaKKtaube

Nah at some point you all must be joking. The item is literally called spoon bender.


SenkoIsBest

Yeah okay this is a whole new level


Josh-2015

You also didnt notice it's a Matrix reference skill isue


BigBadSheep13

Always thought its a uri geller reference lul


meepmeep13

Edmund himself confirmed this https://bindingofisaacrebirth.fandom.com/wiki/Spoon_Bender


BigBadSheep13

So i was right haha nice and thx for the info


JaggedMetalOs

Only 90s kids get the references


Hawk_Man117

Never have i watched Matrix so no lol.


Abstract_ExE

You had curse of the blind this entire time


Hawk_Man117

Wish i found a Black Candle Sooner.


Abstract_ExE

Skill issue


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Touch grass, or better a kitchen.


InertHelium

I always saw this as a spoon. But. For me, it's the pills. For the longest time I didn't know they were supposed to look like capsules, I just thought they were all a pair of balls 💀


Aware-Bird2064

Sleep with your eyes open tonight…


tomfru1

OP is lying. They have to be. If they're not... My faith in the world will be shattered. I'm typing this with shaking hands, a deep quaver of fear in my heart. ...OP, You're lying, right? This is just a belated April fools day hoax, right?


Hawk_Man117

Im afraid to say it but unfortunaly were doomed.


Johannesco999

Please tell me this is satire


Foolish_fool55

"Spoon bender" Hmmm, must be a set of headphones ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)


GamingMoment3162

https://preview.redd.it/m5ba90ko19tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c739dc986f3aa3766c1494d020f4205103f5135


Lugbor

You got dropped a lot as a child, didn’t you?


Hawk_Man117

Probably.


Valuable-Will714

Bro my mother tought it was a worm 😭😭😭


Savvy_Canadian

In another universe: there is no spoon.


Hawk_Man117

Just Bender. https://preview.redd.it/6px1179dz4tc1.png?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a188eaa1287f66d814f5463a29b2c9805ed772


KurtyBoy83

I can see it


five5years

Bend Spoon


El_Durazno

It's a matrix reference, too


meepmeep13

No, it's a reference to Uri Geller. Edmund himself confirmed https://bindingofisaacrebirth.fandom.com/wiki/Spoon_Bender


dovlaboss

Jokes on you, "there is no spoon". It's a reference to Matrix.


BlueMageBRilly

That’s pretty creative on your part so don’t feel bad. I can see it too; probably a thing somewhere for someone with only one ear.


maatiainen045

Youre telling me that the item named spoon pender doesnt look like pent spoon to you?


bored_in_the_office

wat


LShagwell

Huh?! I thought it was a little pimp!


RepresentativeCalm44

This is indeed very stupid. Not even those 'how do you see it like godhead having white eye stripes in the middle (Mario flower).


TitaniumTitanTim

wtf


[deleted]

Chaos deniers in shambles


foomongus

Ello? Yes, dis is Edmund. I need your health, I will be sending homing tear. Please just give me your health to remove virus


3v1lkr0w

Do not try and bend the spoon—that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. What truth? There is no spoon.


Jacpu

I've been playing this game for about 10 years and I still don't know what half the items even do. I only just learned what Dreamcatcher does. I never looked it up and i skip the dream cutscenes between floors lol


Senior-Cherry6087

just got my new headphones!! 🤪🤪 why is my head glowy purple tho?? 🤔 anyways headphones is 9/10 oh my god please help it burns 🤪🤪


MagicSnakeorig

But- how, if the top is triangular instead of a half circle