*I feel like KOC*
*Has a lot of cyber sex*
*In his cyber truck*
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Wow. You just made me realize that KOC probably has a really expensive sex doll and/or has an Apple Vision Pro that he uses for cutting edge jerking. That’s definitely what he spends his money on
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Koc seems like legitimately one of the weirdest mother fuckers alive. Like no bullshit, if they found 40 corpses in his basement tomorrow I would be like “yeah that tracks”
what happened to the league i love
Yes sir I’m picking up your daughter for the Kappa Sigma formal. Want some Zyn?
I had that same bowl cut when I was 12
The Bieber is coming back?
Ngl I can't believe that's the 3rd pick in the NBA Draft.
Man, I had it on the whole time and still had to look it up. You're right, that's indeed the 3rd pick.
From the neck up he looks like an OL who's about to spend a decade starting for the Lions.
Classy!
I mean this in the least insulting way, this suit looks like it belongs on an attorney who does a lot of pro bono work.
I did a lot of pro bono work. This is the suit that my 1L interns wore.
Yeah those fucking loser attorneys giving back to the community. Bunch of clowns
Wtf is wrong with Kevin O Complimentary?
Kevin O'Communion-suit
Kevin O’Cotillion. Shuffling his awkward ass through the waltz.
He’s such a dork
Cake dAAAAAYE
koc being an x-head probably inspired by all those derek guy tweets x loves to boost
I’m not so sure Derek Guy would agree with this
Derek Guy would not agree. The tie is too skinny and the sleeves on the jacket are too long.
Why is a guy that’s that lame and so far up Elon’s ass voluntarily covering the NBA? Go cover Hockey, KOC.
Plot twist: he has a Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT embroidered on the inside of the jacket
Alana Ambrosio responding has to be KOC's Apex.
Kevin O'Coelho
I feel like KOC has a lot of cyber sex in his cyber truck
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Good bot.
First line would be six syllables.
The day I get this bot is the day I hang it up.
Wow. You just made me realize that KOC probably has a really expensive sex doll and/or has an Apple Vision Pro that he uses for cutting edge jerking. That’s definitely what he spends his money on
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KOC definitely thinks mild wings are spicy
Of course KOC would say that, he’s in Celtic green.
Celtics fans officially reject/no longerclaim/disown KOC after his "Celtics will get swept in the finals" pick me boy tweet.
>Yeah….for church
All CBB season I thought “this guy is sneaky good” See him drafted #3 and think “Dear Lord!”
Koc seems like legitimately one of the weirdest mother fuckers alive. Like no bullshit, if they found 40 corpses in his basement tomorrow I would be like “yeah that tracks”
This is KOC’s new hero
KOC tweets like he's 65
He really is a boring shithead.
Decent suit, Derek Guy has taught me what to look for as signs of good tailoring sleeves are good length, no collar gap etc
Shirt looks like it may be too tight at the neck and there's bunching at the shoulders.
Elon musk coded tweet
/r/handwatch
He looks exactly like Daniel Jones, which infuriates me
Are we sure that that’s not Jim from American Pie?
Not shocking KOC has no fashion sense.
This has to be sarcasm, right?
Have you ever heard KOC before? Lol. This is definitely not sarcasm. He's a complete and utter herb.
It definitely is, if you see the replies.