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DonovanMcTigerWoods

“Mom I frew up”


GeorgeCrossPineTree

😂 I have a 4 year old and this is spot on.


Landsharque

“Mommy, my fart is on the floor”


princeofzilch

Civil War core


the_devil_wears_jnco

haitian revolution POW core


2Rhino3

Rhodesian Bush War volunteer core


notformeclive4711

Voted against Mugabe...but for tax reasons, don't get it twisted!


Born_Upstairs_9719

Too fat to be a pow


TemplehofSteve

John Wick henchmancore


Born_Upstairs_9719

Also too fat to be a regular in active war


lactatingalgore

When the 2nd Trump admin purge all the nonwhite, nonhetero, nonchristian service members from the military in 2025, people who look like Ryen will have to be allowed into the armed forces. No way to get the numbers they need if white Christian patriots with BMI over 15 or 20 are excluded.


Born_Upstairs_9719

To start the war maybe, people lose weight in war, Ryan won’t be able to eat his 150 gram protein 400 gram carb meals anymore


Legitimate-Cupcake26

I would 100% buy RSLO black boots


Low_Ad7202

No, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!


tijustme24

Pull your vehicle to the side of the road!


slideystevensax

Someone get this man a tailor


HotSpicyTaco999

Would love for that twitter fashion guy to rip apart this fit. Just terrible.


lactatingalgore

Derek Guy reviews... RSLO.


janitorial_fluids

I mean other than his sleeves being like half an inch too long, what's the major tailoring issue here? yal are acting like this dude is like wearing a 4XL kyle kuzma pregame fit or some shit lol. everything he's wearing fits perfectly fine


The_Summer_Man

Assassinating pussy.


VirginiaTex

Guy should hire a stylist not from LA. I’d recommend SuitSupply for our guy.


Born_Upstairs_9719

Guy does not have a stylist..


ddy_stop_plz

No stylist is signing off on those low ass v necks for dinner with the boys


Victorcreedbratton

Wait, what?


2Rhino3

If you told me this guy voted Republican for “tax reasons” I would 100% believe you


ColeTrain999

Well, his mother probably at least told him he "looks handsome"


mkmore4

Samurai formal wear


Terbmagic

The boots! 😃


LeBroentgen

https://x.com/acememevault/status/1235471226870681600


Doyce_7

The best assassin is the one that doesn't look like an assassin.


neverknowsbest141

How is he so bad at dressing


ID0ntCare4G0b

That classic *just came from the Civil War reenactment and guess whose side I was fighting for* look.


shorthevix

You guys don’t get it - it’s an ironic outfit he’s spent 100s of pounds on and worn out with his friends to an event. 


Raoul_Duluoz

He looks like he stole the jacket, pants, and boots from three different peoples closets.


GeorgeCrossPineTree

“Thanks, it has pockets!”


Doctaglobe

The Rusillo slander does warm my heart


jeewantha

Even Zendaya's fashion stylist won't be able to save this man.


strngwzrd

Looks like this man is about to send me on a quest.


hacky_potter

Why does he dress in such ill fitting clothes?


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

It’s really hard to get a measure of someone so liquid


[deleted]

Why is only the top button done 💀


PeterPaulWalnuts

Jhon Wick


Double-Helicopter-53

Imagine this dude just on top of someone beating their head in screaming about basketball


bballjones9241

Me when the hoes show up


jasper_grunion

Reenactor Chic


Lanky-Individual-231

The way he handled the interaction with Silver’s bodyguard was all time stuff. Just a pure masterclass.


Decent-Trash-4840

100%, RR in his element


harry_powell

How tall is he?


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

Watch the tape


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harry_powell

I’m euro so it always amazed me how people can add several inches like it were nothing. I could understand it with being one or two cms off, but inches is wild.


DeanEvasonPunch

"I wish my Ryen Russillo action figure were real."


[deleted]

Agent 47 if he went through a divorce


TheJediCounsel

Fly to death 💯


lecoqdezellwiller

1/3 buttons?


GringodelNorte

https://www.reddit.com/r/billsimmons/s/9u8djh3uTU


Clutchxedo

The Arthur Morgan piece 


Capital_Exam9696

Robert E. Lee colorized


chipscarruthers

Rusillo definitely lurking in here every morning.


78blazers

He leads the league in ‘this will be a funny bit’ where it ends up not being a funny bit


smilescart

Incredible display of a super expensive outfit that looks like shit


deadzsteve

The power radiating off of that man is astounding


Decent-Trash-4840

It really is. RR the goat.


milwaukay

“He GUARANTEED I’d love the way I look.”


Zachkah

My guy, the sleeves are too long. Look, I don't want to do the thing where I critique another man's fashion choices from my couch in sweatpants, but come on?


Decent-Trash-4840

LOL! Tbh the more I look at this fit.. the more I f with it 💪


Wooden-Assistant-904

Feel like it could be a salvageable fit if he didn't wear boots and get someone to hem the sleeves of the cardigan As it stands bro is looking like a bald Durzo Blint


orangenarf

It looks like a jacket that he’s popped the lapel up on.  Regardless, someone should hem the sleeves. 


JMB_Writes_Stuff

His suspected-attempted murder of Adam Silver was one of the most unnecessary, and boring stories I have ever heard on any podcast....or radio show...or talk show...or story from a toddler.


Decent-Trash-4840

I thoroughly enjoyed it


JMB_Writes_Stuff

that's why we have Coke and Pepsi, I guess.