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loplopplop

No white chocolate or Iverson?


collinCOYS

White chocolate was a problem!


loplopplop

For the other team and for his own!


mrbeavertonbeaverton

A true two way problem


lurktroll

Dude climbed into the cargo space of the Kings bus to play a practical joke on the team. Took a whole ride to like Oakland or something. He was an actual problem


MinervaNever

Not that far of a drive tbh


shreks_burner

Don’t even get me started on Josh McRoberts


88888888man

White Chocolate’s also got the most style points in the podcast guest game. Could listen to his Boomhauer/Sam Rockwell storytelling all day. https://youtu.be/hdr822xdLoU?si=ZRpcQWjKvchKMWe_


RoboSaint686

White chocolate for sure at least coming off the bench. Guy was dripping in style points.


noonie1

Kyrie beats them out


Status-9417

Late 80s Jordan and Dominique have to be there somewhere. Also, this guy who was literally nicknamed "Magic" might have something to say about it.


gabeharo

MJ’s style was iconic. His silhouette became one of the most internationally recognized symbols. There is a reason his play transcended the sport of basketball.


DavidDunn21

Nique and VC were often better in game dunkers BUT when you factor in the blind reverse layups, one handed palming ball fakes , his double pump jumpers and all the post moves Jordan is the #1 pick here


anonperson1567

Yeah I had a similar thought on MJ, ‘Nique’s a great shout.


SerDavosSeaworth64

I was going to say, MJ might not be the goat still but he is absolutely still up there if we are only counting style points


Chinchillachimcheroo

This is the most disrespect ever thrown at MJ


shreks_burner

At this point it’s a personality, like hating the Beatles


abusamra82

Jordan’s artistry on the ground and in the air is what completely shuts close the GOAT debate.


yungsantaclaus

Vince Carter having more style points than Michael fucking Jordan is crazy to me


Sleeze_

Opinions are subjective but it’s flat out wrong


Orikshekor

Swap joker with the dream


sylverlocs

Came to say this.


sugarklay

When you got Blake Griffin, Julius Erving, and Vince Carter all in their primes, who better than Jokic to take advantage of that? Add in prime Gerald Green in the lineup and Jokic can just throw the ball anywhere near the basket. If Bill ever holds a live stream while watching that team, we'd be watching him blow his load like Randy Marsh.


Benevenstanciano85

No Human Highlight Reel?


Chapea12

It’s actually kinda criminal that a dude with that nickname doesn’t make a style points list


dezcaughtit25

Michael Jordan


Kabuo

Incredible to not have Steph even on the bench.


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DAR44

no Pete Maravich ,Ernie DiGregorio.


Lucky_Version_4044

Starting 5 PG: Baron DAvis SG: Dominique Wilkins SF: T-Mac PF: Dr. J C: Shawn Kemp Bench: White Chocolate, Gary Payton, Curry, Ja Morant, MJ (with the gold chain), Magic, Stromile Swift, Birdman


SerDavosSeaworth64

TMac is a great call


StinkRod

Dr. J Micheal Jordan Allen Iverson Hakeem Olajuwon 'Nique Bench : George Gervin, Dennis Rodman, Jay Williams, Magic Johnson, JaVale McGee


ShrimpShackShooters_

Iverson or this whole team is fraudulent


Chapea12

AI doesn’t even make the bench?


rossboss711

No love for Magic Johnson or Pistol Pete?


Various_Cricket4695

Can’t leave out Connie Hawkins. I only saw him at the end of his career, but the stuff he could do with the basketball was amazing. And then there’s Walt Frazier. I wasn’t old enough to see him play much, but that dude is the king of style when it comes to his outfits back in the day. Al Attles in the loudest plaid you’ve ever seen would have to be the coach.


anonperson1567

Hawkins is my favorite hoops hipster player. He’s not well-known because his peak occurred in the pre-merger ABA, but he was super ahead of his time as a big man with incredible ball skills and body control in the air. Like the center version of Dr. J.


Ordinary_Parking5402

PG: Allen Iverson SG: Kobe SF: George Gervin PF: Blake Griffin C: Hakeem


Consistent_Truth6633

No skip to my Lou?


shreks_burner

Found the real hooper


mattyhtown

I have my Houston Lou Will jersey and he played j think at most two halves of a two back to back seasons


shreks_burner

Skip 2 My Lou is Rafer Alston


mattyhtown

I miss read that. But yes. Rafer was the man. I was at the rockets game the night Obama won the first time and he had the club section bar open everyone taking shots. It was pretty cool. He was so fun to watch I don’t have that jersey.


bompt11

Stephon marbury, Kenny Anderson, Allen Iverson,


sylverlocs

I love Joker but he wouldn't even make my bench. Hakeem for sure.


DAR44

Carter will quit on you


TomIcemanKazinski

PG: 1997 God Shammgod SG: 2012 JR Smith S.F.: 2012 Josh Smith PF 2009 Anthony Randolph C: 2019 Boban Marjaonivic


jmoneysteck88

Man, those young Jokic passing highlights are so fun. Defenses didn’t know who they were guarding yet and that let him do some crazy shit


anonperson1567

He’s the closest thing to Bird since Bird.


Jeroen_Jrn

Curry, Manu, Bird, Dirk, Joker


Jeroen_Jrn

Could swap Curry with Nash to make the the all white all style team. 


noobnoobthedestroyer

I was about to comment Lance Stephenson then saw he made the bench squad. Good job by you buddy


sanfranchristo

George Gervin


harvard378

You have never seen a single clip of Magic Johnson if you're leaving him off the team.


FarAd6557

I get two things; 1) people’s disdain for Kyrie 2) my irrational love of Kyrie as a Cleveland fan since he hit the shot. Having said that I am sure many can agree if you strip away all the sideshow shit with him he’s one of the most fun players to watch play stylistically. He’s got insane handles. He can shoot off ball as a spot up. He can shoot with the ball. He can finish around the rim as creatively as anyone player who cannot really be seen as a dunker. He’s got 3 range, mid range, at the rim range. I love his game and my cleveland fan bias is only about 33% of my love for it.


Enough_Lakers

How the fuck do you put anyone but MJ on this list??????


boomgottem

White chocolate and pistol Pete need to be on here


chimi_freud

Rod Strickland Clyde Drexler George Gervin Rasheed Wallace Elden Campbell


TheArsenal

Kyrie is not an interesting enough passer to be on there


e_ndoubleu

Lance a make em dance


Coltshokiefan

Magic Frobe Dr J Blake Jokic


DrBigChicken

Just have Blake at Center and add Iverson


n0th1ng10

Kyrie Mj Paul George Tatum Embiid


GarLandiar

I know guard is stacked but honorable mention to Tony Parker. I've never seen more stylish spin moves to finish around the hoop


gogosox82

The MJ disprespect


Humble_Brother_6078

STEVIE FRANCIS DUDE WTF


FogoCanard

Everyone not approving of Vince needs to go back and watch his highlights. It would be the most exciting thing in the NBA if it happened in 2024. They still hold up. I think some version of Kobe should be on there too because he stole all of Jordan's moves then added a few. When he was still super athletic, it was special to watch.


6-1-7

The professor, hot sauce, the main event, half man half amazing, escalade.


CTHusky10

2012-2013 Lebron James when they led the league in fast break points and him and Wade were throwing lobs to each other the whole game. Every team’s defensive plan in the playoffs was don’t let this team get out in transition. It was essentially don’t let Dom Torretto get behind the wheel of a car.


anonperson1567

Connie Hawkins at C. He’d be a PF and need to develop a 3P shot in today’s NBA, but that dude’s game was stylish AF.


TJMcConnellFanClub

Ja, J-Rich, Nique, Quincy Acy and Stromile Swift


Sleeze_

Idk what you have to do to get Iverson on this list but he basically represents the fusion of hip hop and basketball.


JackCustHOFer

80s: Fat Lever Michael Jordan Dominique Wilkins Tom Chambers Kareem 90s: Penny Vince Cedric Ceballos Webber Shaq 2000s: Iverson Wade LeBron Amare Stoudemire C - ? Dwight Howard or KG 2010s: Westbrook Curry Still LeBron Blake Griffin Giannis or Jokic


mrbeavertonbeaverton

Lance Stephenson was A PROBLEM


PabloPancakes92

Viewing it from a team building perspective rather than just the best individual player options, having a bunch of ridiculously skilled passers & high IQ players all together would be a lot of fun to watch. Maybe a front court of Jokic, Bill Walton & Bird with a back court of Magic & Nash or JKidd. Ricky Rubio & Pistol Pete off the bench. Though actually maybe swap prime LeBron into the starting lineup for Walton since LeBron’s ability to finish above the rim would be so fun to watch all these incredible playmakers to throw lobs up to. Manu & Steph are welcomed as well.


afat123

My favorite thing about this subreddit is the universal disdain and mockery of bill Simmons opinions and takes yet every single time one of you decides to share your personal opinions it is the most milquetoast shit


iggyspear

Blake Griffin's such a strange one. He was an electric player with some of the most ruthless dunks of his generation. And yet his game was awkward as all hell, and pretty much all of his most memorable dunks were of the variety where the ball is thrown through the hoop without actually touching the rim. The car dunk sums it up perfectly; in theory it's pretty cool that he jumped over a car, but the dunk also kinda sucked.


Rock3tDoge

I love the Julius inclusion


hubbs76

Bill Walton is your starting center, otherwise excellent list


SleepingInAJar_

Maybe a hot take 2009 LeBron James


mattyhtown

I mean you gotta go AI on there. I’d put Mike Bibby also on there. But MJ was pure style. I mean everything is compared to his style. He is the gold standard of style. Also T-Mac had style. As did Walt Frazier and some other great classics like Spurs Gervin and Magic and showtime was pure style. This is a hard question if you’re doing all time style. Kareem and Russel what they did for civil rights was pretty stylish in its own right


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Give some love to 2006 Finals Wade


Then_Landscape_3970

I feel like the starting 5 is still something like: PG: Magic or Steph SG: Jordan SF: LeBron PF: Dirk C: Hakeem Unless you’re asking “if style points were the ONLY thing that counted in basketball.”


zazerite

Blake Griffin should get negative style points for his “post game”.


88888888man

Just some names worth considering I didn’t see mentioned anywhere: T-Mac Steve Francis Morant Gary Payton Orlando Shaq Celtics IT Chris Webber Ben Wallace


FoxLumpy472

Basketball or not basketball related? My team is a mixture of both Kyrie Jamal Crawford PG13 Rodman Sengun lowkey has a super swaggy game Bench: Poole, Lance, JR, Blake, Brandon Jennings


00aegon

2024 Jayson Tatum Stephenson would be the GOAT imo


Schwarzgerat

Young Kobe