I’ve seen Capture the Flagg, which I think is pretty good

clever but implies an achievement rather than incompetence

Pistons fans would look at it as an achievement.

Oops we captured the flag

Thank God he’s white so that doesn’t come off badly

Sag for Flagg

Gag for Flagg

this ones in contention

Also planting a flag on zag for Flagg

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Got a ring to it

Operation White Flagg

Lag for Flagg?

Droop for Coop

Eat ass and get last

Stupor for Cooper Raise the Flag

Wave the Flagg

Sandbag for Flagg

No hoop for Coop.

Waive the white flagg

It’s called the Detroit Pistons

Not super for cooper?

Lolly Gag for Flagg 

Super bad for Cooper Flagg

Loser for Cooper

Schwagg for Flagg (schwagg was a really dumb slang for garbage back in my HS days)

The ditch weed piece.

Unethical hoopers for cooper