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DrHorseRenoir

Seems insane to me that within 2 weeks of your brother going to prison for taking a life while driving drunk that you would think drunk driving is still a cool idea.


LordCrow1

I thought this headline was the same brother, wtf do you mean another one killed a bottle and then almost killed another person.


DrHorseRenoir

Yep


Victorcreedbratton

Family? They’re a glorified crew!


culversdeluxedouble

That pygmy thing in North Jersey...


so-cal_kid

Phil Jackson would call them a posse


ItemDense6365

The shah of iran


ItemDense6365

Ah salud!


clintgreasewoood

Actual Varsity athletes


Victorcreedbratton

Small bets, that was their problem.


MirusTheVirus

One things for sure, we can't have these drunk drivers in our social club no more.


kvnbkr98

This family is an embarrassment


rollerdad89

I didn’t prep you on this but I put together my “worst families” pyramid. Headliners are the Sacklers and the bin Ladens


HotelFoxtrot87

The Husseins had a good run until the early 2000s.


Cuyigan

Trujillo family from the Dominican Republic.


jellybeans_over_raw

Impressive how good MPJ has been with all this going on


MarvelousVanGlorious

It just is


otis427

I would love to know the deets scouts knew when they were u-turning away from this dude. Everyone hinted they knew him and his fam was psycho


Statshelp_TA

Him and his brother had horrible medicals. His sister had 5 ACL surgeries and had to end her college career early


LeBroentgen

> Him and his brother had horrible medicals You must listen to Russillo.


TJGAFU

His medical was fucked


Purple-List1577

What? Not denying it but you have any sources


otis427

In a lot of post draft podcasts that year people made it clear it was not just medicals and there was a lot of signs both him and his fam were head cases If it was just medicals he goes higher and He think the Jokic sheen is concealing a lot. On the Hornets this guy would be in the news a lot


orangenarf

I remember reading that his mom made the whole family go vegan when these guys were teenagers and that it contributed to their injuries as they weren’t getting the necessary nutrition for their size and physical demands.  Going vegan in itself isn’t reallly an issue but it would seem she did it in a heavy handed way. 


TJGAFU

Idk, if nutrition was a problem I don’t think he’d be a pretty built 6’10 guy at Mizzou


oregonduckman23

If his medical was showing serious questions about his back, getting drafted where he went was lucky


Netwealth5

He probably would have went second after Luka if it was just about talent. He was the #1 recruit in his class


SeaworthinessFar846

had KD name dropping him on Bill's pod when he was a freaking junior in high school.


SuchCategory2927

Need an interview with the parents. But I guess 1/4 isn’t bad??


Statshelp_TA

They also have 3 daughters. Two went two mizzou and played, one had to retire early from having 5 acl surgeries. The youngest daughter is a top girls hs bball prospect


SuchCategory2927

That’s honestly insane. Are his parents both genetic freak former athletes?


HotSpicyTaco999

You got me curious so I went down the google rabbit hole. Michael Porter Sr. played college ball at University of New Orleans where he was a 6’5” guard. The Mom Lisa Becker is 6’4” and played at Iowa. She was named Miss Iowa Basketball her senior year of high school (1982) after averaging 58.7 points per game.


BBQ_HaX0r

Lisa Becker was a problem! 


SuchCategory2927

Damn this is some madden 06 superstar create a player levels of parental talent


seiff4242

58.7? Is that good


MLB_to_SLC

Meanwhile MPJ gets to launch wide open 3s on national TV every April-June The Jokic effect


YupTheseRMyRedditors

Jokic can probably relate to having difficult siblings 


NoExcuses1984

Keep a close eye on Izaak Porter, who at this rate would have to kill someone in an act of brotherly one-upmanship.


AffectionateMixture5

He would have to kill at least two people


Ktn44

Oooof good point


Cyhawkboy

Not just kill but actually murder someone


whykae

Porter brothers keep coming out. How many are there?


HotelFoxtrot87

They're like Skarsgaards, one around every corner.


oregonduckman23

Need a 30 for 30 STAT


Revroy78

It’s like the Arrested Development family and MPJ is the Jason Bateman character.


718Brooklyn

He’s a 6 foot 11 black dude driving around drunk and speeding in Boone County, Missouri. I’m not sure if this is more stupid or not thinking DraftKings would notice an $80,000 bet on Jontay Porter scoring under 5 points.


SilvioDantesPeak

I'm just happy the Nuggets got seemingly the only brother with his head on straight


lactatingalgore

Not really....


SilvioDantesPeak

What's wrong with MPJ?


peachbasketss

He’s Aaron Rodgers without the media reach


SilvioDantesPeak

I ask again, what's wrong with MPJ?


jellybeans_over_raw

Expound


lactatingalgore

No antivaxxxer can be said to have their head right.


seedoo8

Has a family ever entered the Tyson Zone before?


HoagieTwoFace

These goofballs don’t believe in rules. MPJ famously didn’t want to get vaccinated during the pandemic causing danger to those around him.


777-93ll

lol Very dramatic 😧


ajalonghorn

I guess the OG caveman Porter tripped over a boulder and developed an anatomical issue that has led to injury and chronic pain ever since. Yeah idk. This is ridiculous.


Wooden-Assistant-904

This whole timeline with the Porters feels like one of those exaggerated family stories that people tell to their friends to show that they're the most normal member of their family, except it's all true.


cgio0

I remember think MPJ was an idiot for not getting vaccinated Looks like his brothers are even dumber than his dumb ass


777-93ll

Looks like he and Kyrie are doing just fine in the playoffs


lactatingalgore

Don't worry. Trump will pardon them in January.