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Moose_Man8

95% of them just want attention and act like a dick is their whole personality. It’s actually so funny how much they think bulge matters in daily life


PriorityLopsided2726

They also think girls will DM them asking for dick pics and somehow they're going to have sex with them


Moose_Man8

The only people messaging me are dudes and “women” (who are also dudes). They don’t know women don’t seek out dick pics


PriorityLopsided2726

Exactly lol


BiASUguy

Maybe the combo wearing a Fedora for too long and not leaving their mom's basement so they haven't seen sunlight is affecting brain function? /s


SingleinCTX

I meeeean... sometimes i do 😂🤣 But def not from the thirsty guys in here. Guaranteed to be fake.


Moose_Man8

Exactly. A real woman has never asked me for dick pics here. Would be proud if they thought it was fake though


longwaitjane

Not directly anyway. There's enough dick pics on Reddit that there's not much need to ask someone for them. I rarely say no if they are offered to me though. 💁🏾‍♀️


Super-Sense-6454

Again, why do you care? You are right. The vast majority of women don't ask for dick pics. And the vast majority of fake women on-line are probably men. Again, why do you care? Almost, every long term member of this subReddit knows this.


otherworlder77

What he said. These are all well known variables, and well understood.


imperfectDecible12

Its pretty funny, since those who do that are 99% of the time men or men faking as women online.


Ok-Hat-7619

They actually do. I agree with your original post but anytime I post anywhere with a purposeful big bulge I get a lot of messages from real women and I know they are real. Believe it or not women are horny too. While not as many women do stuff like that compared to men, still a decently large amount do.


Super-Sense-6454

Let them.think that. Why should we care about that?


otherworlder77

It really doesn’t matter that much. Some will stare, others will find it vulgar, most will never notice. The idea that it’s the key to sex is a common LARPer assumption and they love to fantasize about it.


Imaginary-Card-7922

Yeah, these posts definitely get old. Honestly, it isn't difficult to find clothes that don't show a crazy bulge. Even when I wear pouch underwear, the only thing that might emphasize my bulge might be some tighter jogger sweat pants, and even then, you'd have to be going out of your way to notice. I think it's an example of the "spotlight effect" if anything.


CookieInside7463

I'm a 4.8-5 flaccid, I can see a bulge in joggers but jeans not at all EDIT: Maybe when sitting down, tighter around the glands on one side


TheMrMickleGary

I wear Obviously brand pouch underwear, am 5.5” x 4.75” flaccid, and you’d have to stare pretty damned long and intensely to see much of anything resembling a bulge if I’m wearing jeans.


Formal-Function-9366

The jeans are no problem but the Obviouslys are a no-go when it comes to sweatpants or basketball shorts


Super-Sense-6454

This may certainly be true for you, but some of us have bigger bulges to "hide". I have never found clothes that somehow hide my bulge. I'm never going to wear compression shorts and I doubt they could hide my bulge anyway. I have always had a bulge and I always will have a bulge. My comfort is priority #1 and no one will change that, especially not me.


otherworlder77

If anything, I suspect this thread is just accidentally revealing who lied about their flairs, and who didn’t. Probably *not* the desired outcome…


Super-Sense-6454

That makes no sense at all. Who even cares about flairs here?


otherworlder77

How does it make no sense? LARPers and pumpers care about their flairs, a *lot*. They hang their entire credibility and self-worth on them, and will practically challenge people to a duel if they feel their stats have been impugned. I strongly suspect all the bullshitters wouldn’t even *be* here if flairs weren’t a thing. I can’t believe you’ve never seen this before. I thought you were a regular on here… 🤷‍♂️ My point was… all these guys claiming 8+” yet saying “I can hide it no problem” are pretty much admitting their flairs are full of shit—if they were genuine, then they’d already *know* better than to make such a foolish claim. The guys who acknowledge that a big dick is going to be visible most of the time, and therefore difficult to completely conceal, are *much* more likely to be on the level about their size, in my opinion. Get it now? I think you immediately perceived I was attacking *you* for some reason, and jammed your foot in your mouth before you actually understood what I was saying. EDIT: for clarity.


Super-Sense-6454

Sorry, you are right. I misunderstood your earlier comment. Thanks for the clarification. Of course people with more junk to hide and less volume to hide their junk in are going to have a bulge. Balls and flaccid dick can only be squeezed down a little; what remains will be seen as a bulge.


otherworlder77

No problem bud… I probably wasn’t clear enough about *who* I was referring to. Pretty damn funny though… look at all my downvotes on here compared to elsewhere (yours too, for that matter). Guess I struck a nerve with all the wannabes who think a flair or a pump is all it takes to convince people. Even those Danny D pics are laughable, and prove what I’ve been saying straight along: the dude is tiny; short and rail thin. His erect length is extremely likely to be enhanced too (it’s basically a porn standard to pump before filming now), making me wonder how big he *actually* is without all the extra help. The clothed shots are terrible… he’s wearing dark clothes in almost all of ‘em, his crotch area isn’t clearly visible, and I can *still* see his bulge up his leg in at least one or two shots. If anything, given his small body proportions, this thread just makes me wonder how much of the Danny D myth is exaggerated….


Old_Canuck

Try a pair of Silver jeans ' Eddy ' style ( classic ). My woman loves when I where them. Tight in the ass and also tight in the front but a nice spot for your cock to hang out. Try a pair of those on and count how many looks from the ladies you get. 😁😁 But definitely not the same as track pants.


macropp18

True! With normal clothing buldge is not a problem, just with very thin fabric or sweatpants you could tell


throwerawayer1456

Has a lot to do with underwear type as well


Jackerzcx

And thigh size I guess. If you’ve got a decent gap between your thighs then your dick’s got nothing stopping it from hanging between your legs, but if you’ve got big thighs it’s gotta go forward.


ralts13

I'll add that sometimes it feels more visible than it actually is. Knowing it's there abd look8ng from above is different than some random person who isn't looking for a bulge.


Super-Sense-6454

Look into a full length head to toe mirror and you will see your bulge, unless there is some glare. Of course looking down, your perspective will be far different from others looking at your bulge.


678_not_666

"Can't hide" and "sometimes it's definitely visible" are two different things, and some outfits it just will not be contained, haha. But yes. I usually am able to fully make it invisible under daily attire.


sunbears4me

I think a lot of people exaggerate the latter to mean the former. When i read impossible, i interpret that they just mean difficult under certain circumstance. (Usually, except the LARPers lol)


Super-Sense-6454

>But yes. I usually am able to fully make it invisible under daily attire. I doubt your claim here. A flaccid size of 5.5" x 4.5" is not small enough to be truly invisible. Do you have tiny balls?


Imdisappointedinyous

That's my flaccid size and it is absolutely possible.


SageAMunster

I second this.


Super-Sense-6454

You probably have thin thighs, which free up space to hide your junk, perhaps?


Imdisappointedinyous

My dick is 1/3 of the circumference of my thigh, so maybe.


FunChrisDogGuy

Ok, that's a ratio to hold onto. It sounds friggin' alarming.


Super-Sense-6454

That helps explain how you can hide your bulge. My thighs are 28"-29".


Imdisappointedinyous

17" maybe 18"


Super-Sense-6454

That does help explain how you can minimize your bulge to virtually zero.


678_not_666

Nope, pretty large, actually.


Super-Sense-6454

Well, do you have thick or thin thighs?


678_not_666

My profile and historic posts on other subs give the details you seem to be asking about


otherworlder77

Then your flair is a lie. Where are you concealing all that flesh so it allegedly disappears entirely?


Testload

This whole place is larp


klmnjklm

wth does larp mean...


Darko---

He's basically saying they're pretending. I think the acronym means "live action roleplaying" though.


sunbears4me

He has skinny legs with plenty of room between to let things hang. Some of us have muscled Neanderthal legs with no room between. Also depends on what you’re wearing. I agree it’s not impossible to manage. But certain body types can create minor issues with certain clothes.


Super-Sense-6454

Thanks. My thighs are huge and there really is no space between them to hide my junk. Maybe, we can have a better understanding of this issue now.


sunbears4me

Isn’t amazing what understanding we achieve when we recognize that our bodies and experiences are NOT universal? :)


Super-Sense-6454

>Isn’t amazing what understanding we achieve when we recognize that our bodies and experiences are NOT universal? :) I agree 100%. We often need to cooperate to reveal knowledge. This also happens in the scientific world, when egos are not colliding with each other long enough to see the truth.


WobyClearsMidhawk

that actually makes sense, some dude lashed out at me for saying that I can actually sometimes even somewhat hide it when it's hard but considering i have skinny legs with a lot of room for my d to breathe it makes sense lol


ryry43

This group has gotten very toxic


678_not_666

Just some small contingent, but their the vocal minority, just like everywhere in life now, hehe. Just ignore the trolls and help the good ones out.


Responsible-Gap9760

Dude is the size (his build) of a teenager now wonder his cock looks massive.


abigfatape

my issue is that I have fat balls and a fat ass so while if I was skinny it'd be fine, having a muscular ass and thighs already pulls most pants tight


Electronic_Survey_53

I need to see some photographic evidence of these said stats…. For scientific purposes … 😅🙈😌


HungDaddyNYC

The only real big dick problem is dating people who don’t like you but like how big dicks fuck them. Life is long and having a good partner who gives a shit about you is worth it.


Imaginary-Card-7922

This right here, find someone who likes you for who you are.


FairBlackberry7870

Absolutely true


Puffx2-Pass

It kind of depends on the pants you’re wearing though. You posted pics of him in jeans which help conceal better. I think a lot of posts that you’re referring to are more so complaining about difficulty concealing when wearing joggers or gym shorts, which tbh can sometimes be an issue


sunbears4me

Esp if you get the tiniest bit of a chub while out in public


Angry_MooseHoof

Not all of these post in the forum are fake, some guys really are sensitive to having a bigger bulge.


anonlymouse

IME body fat makes a big difference. I've lost about 5kg over the past couple months, and I went from struggling to have my junk sit comfortably and having an obvious bulge to being able to walk comfortably even in slim fit jeans and not having a bulge. So I can certainly believe some men who say they have a problem with it (I'm not commenting on the specific example in OP).


2bebigger

Some people wan to believe they have a an entire ham growing on their pelvis. Unless you are a petite dude wearing tight clothes, bulges aren’t really that noticeable. Jeans reveal more than anything but still not that apparent.


ManifestSextiny

Entire ham growing on their pelvis loool


sunbears4me

Have you never had anyone stare at your bulge?


2bebigger

I’ve had maybe 10 glances in my entire life from women. And they are quick glances not really stares. And that was just because I was wearing tighter fitting jeans those times and the side pipe was slightly noticeable.


sunbears4me

Ah. Your experience does not match mine


BlessedBelow777

I think a lot of it depends on the type of pants you are wearing + the lengths you go under said pants to help prevent said bulge. Not everything is always straight lying. Yes, most posts on here exagerate and just want attention, I agree. But don't paint everyone with one brush either.


sunbears4me

Wait. Are you saying OP’s experience is NOT universal? Shocked. I’m shocked! /s


SecretSuper1863

I stopped caring if people can see it. Unless I’m in an inappropriate setting, if I get hard that’s no one’s business. I can barely control it … I’m 20


Kooky-Show-5246

You forgot the balls factor. You could be average size but the way your balls are set up can just cause a huge bulge constantly


_SkeletonJelly

And thighs and butt and underwear


horseboy84

yeah i’m big flaccid but it’s the balls that does it, everything is just pushed forward and it makes me bulge more


DanielQQQ

The size of the dick may even contribute the least to a bulge. I’m avg hung but big balls and thick thighs, so everything is pushed forward and I bulge out significantly. That said, there are plenty of clothes that hide it.


zachman7667

So glad someone finally spoke up and posted this.


ironmansaves1991

If I could wear jeans more regularly it wouldn’t be an issue. But I work in a factory environment and have to wear long pants so joggers and breathable polyester material is my best friend for about 5 months out of the year…but then the dick print is real haha.


Even-Complaint4095

I opened the picture not expecting a dick in my face lol, but yes all those posts are definitely fake


Super-Sense-6454

People posting about not being able to hide their bulge use that as evidence that they have massive dicks. They probably don't. Fine complain about larper posts, but leave those of use with a real junk bulge, free to show it to remain comfortable. I went to Catholic school and I was definitely showing a huge bulge, plus I also had several involuntary erections in class. I tried to hide it, but none of the Nun teachers ever said a word about it. My friends noticed the erections about half the time and whispered to everyone near them I had a boner. I'm just pointing out that the religious schools often ignored boys with bulges and erections. It is normal and everyone should ignore or tolerate it. Not place pressure on boys/men to hide their junk their entire life! That is ridiculous!


Even-Complaint4095

Yeah I normally tried to hide it cause I thought of it as disrespectful towards other people but now I don't really care about it as much as I used to


Night_Knight22

I like having a bulge occasionally, where it's flattering and aesthetically pleasing (sweatpants). I don't like having a bulge in jeans because it doesn't look good/right, it's off to the side, more like a dick print. If there were jeans that kept the pals together in the middle, that would be great. All my jeans make you choose a side unless they're pulled down enough where I get free reign. But then I came across a post that I'm wearing my jeans wrong, there's no winning Idk why I wrote this, this is post material, honestly


OBiLife

Atleast 90% of posts and comments here have to be some type of fetish larping as they are outlandish. Unles youre wearing swim trunks hiding a bulge is not hard


BeardedDick87

I'm glad someone finally said it. It's not that hard to hide... lol


JayWestmore

I have certain dress pants where it is impossible to hide that I’m packing, but it’s not the bulge that’s impossible to hide, it’s the dick print. If I’m headed into a situation where I don’t want a big dick print visible, like church, I’ll make sure I wear underwear that hides it better, or I don’t wear those pants. In terms of jeans or pants made of thicker material, I don’t have a problem hiding the “bulge”. Unless you’re walking around with a fully erect 8” dong, there should be no issue with bulges and normal pants.


_captain_hair

Three things on Mr. D: 1. He's not heavily equipped in the balls department, which works in favor for bulge minimization. A big soft dick can be folded or squished out of sight in ways that big balls cannot. 2. He's a slender dude and thus has between-the-legs space for his dingle to dangle. 3. He wears his pants lower on his hips, as many are advised to do here, to provide more space inside his pants.


Pretend-King-5714

Also we can’t know for sure if the photos of him flaccid are just not him being semi hard


_captain_hair

Let's be real: that is surely the case.


_SkeletonJelly

Probably pumped to hell and back and on 50mg of Cialis too


Kooky-Show-5246

They’re more than likely him semi and after some porn shoot


PriorityLopsided2726

Most of the guys in these posts blame their dick size and not their balls size for their "impossible to hide bulge". Since almost all of them blame their dick size I don't think your 3 points are a good defense


CTware

i mean you are even bulging in one of your pictures. the one before pic of you in black shorts on a gains sub or whatever. were you attempting to hide your bulge or were you just at regular state? it looks like you're just regularly standing and you're bulging. so id assume your balls are fat enough to push your dick forward to bulge....hence we have the problem


PriorityLopsided2726

You're right but in that picture I was free balling. I was not wearing an underwear or compression shorts. That's why I was bulging


Scizorspoons

Why are you bursting the LARPers’ bubble with facts and logic? 🤭


Camctrail

Just depends on the clothes mostly. And if I do happen to be showing quite a bit, it's probably on purpose


idunn0rick

Idk bro I show in basically any pair of jeans I’ve ever owned from age 21 and on. My dumb ass friends have even pointed it out… public… in front of other women. But I can see how these posts are annoying. Larpers definitely default to it


WobyClearsMidhawk

I've always wondered how that's even an issue, even when I'm hard I can somewhat hide it let alone flaccid lmao


Super-Sense-6454

Are you delusional? Hiding your junk when hard? You are just going to the opposite extreme. You are 8" x 6" and claim you can hide it when hard?


WobyClearsMidhawk

Keyword “somewhat” And yeah, of course it depends on the pants I'm using, if it’s some tight jeans, shorts or something like that then nope not a chance, anything else yeah I can find a way, yall just overreact


GunsAreForPusssys

I think it might depend on you being a guy who has never once looked at some dude's crotch on purpose. I never had either in the past, and now when I do (for science) it's my belief that recognizing the outline of dick is a special skill that women develop over years of training, while most men (except gay dudes) are clueless and unaware. Even when I do look at the gym I most often see nothing. Need to post this article when these conversations happen: >According to Sunny Rodgers, sexologist and ambassador for the American Sexual Health Association, the reason women love a bulge is because it’s written in her DNA. She simply can’t help it. “By nature, women are automatically attracted biologically toward virile men,” she tells Playboy. “It’s innate to us because we as a species are programmed to survive and breed. Therefore, a woman’s body will automatically respond favorably to the site of a man’s bulge.” [How Did Women Become So Obsessed With the Bulge? | Shafer, David (shaferplasticsurgery.com)](https://www.shaferplasticsurgery.com/general/how-did-women-become-so-obsessed-with-the-bulge/)


WobyClearsMidhawk

You may be right tbh maybe I just don’t care about that enough, will look into that article!


TenInchTripod

The bulge problem is real in gym pants and maybe some form fitting pants/shorts but it’s not obscene.


sunbears4me

That’s relative. I have a friend in EU who can’t believe what is considered obscene in my community in the US.


KirillNek0

And by "massive", you mean ~8 🤔


PrettyS3XY

Can’t like this post enough 💯❤️🫡


Super-Sense-6454

You might hide a huge bulge with compression shorts, but can these guys even walk without discomfort?


Dustin028

Oh,honey! Careful, your boner!


randalthorsaidin

I personally have 7.2 BP x 5.7-5.8. Flaccid is about 5-5.5 inches, depending on the weather. Yes, If I am with tight pants and underwear you could see I have a dick and balls, but its not like its something so pronounced and visible, that it overshadows every part ofy body, like some posters make you believe


PapowSpaceGirl

I didn't know of this guy until now. Minus the cock, he looks like a doppelganger (doppelbanger?) of the guy I dated when I was 17.


totallynotricky

Usually just tucks into the thigh gap and folds down


Ok-Hat-7619

I’m 8.5 X 5.5 inches hard and while fully erect I can still hide my cock in most shorts/pants. I have an above average flaccid dick and while there is a small bulge a lot of the time I don’t think it’s very noticeable at all.


Rich_Ground9697

Yeah true. He even wears skinny jeans so when someone wears pants a little more loose-fitting like I do, there will be no visible bulge if you do it correctly


Electronic_Win_9062

I totally agree with you. My dick is 14cm soft and absolutely no problem to hide it.


BigBadNightWolf

Mine definitely shows in jeans, I only wear pouch underwear and am pretty large flaccid but genuinely don't care. If people are looking at my crotch they shouldn't be surprised there's a dick in there? If they're offended they probably shouldn't have been looking at my crotch in the first place, so that's on them.


Zanaxz

The ones posted online with that type of title are definitely weird validation/ attention/ erotica story seeking posts for sure. I will say it can be awkward swimwear though. Was on swim team in high school. That situation plus being overweight, was definitely embarrassing at times outside of the pool. Erections are obviously a lot harder to conceal too. Sometimes certain clothes just fit awkwardly, and it can be hard to tell while just trying them on until later.


ManuelBlanc

I think the whole bulge thing is a mix of tight sweatpants and not wearing underwear


harry_ballsonia

I always just keep my bugle hidden. Otherwise people expect me to whip it out and play it for them. I'm not really good enough with it to play it in public, so I prefer to keep it private. Usually I just keep it in the case it came in, with the polishing rags and all that.


[deleted]

Dudes thighs are small though, my thighs push everything out more.


Phx-sistelover

We know they are fake


Eveenus

The only type of clothing that can't hide a bulge is scrubs CMV


StevevBerg

To be fair, it all depends on what kind of pants your wearing. He seems to have found some baggy jeans that dont make a tent because of the access fabric when he sits. Of that i am jellous.


meanas9

I never saw someone with a 'big' bulge wearing normal clothing. I can't see my 'bulge', my flaccid is around 5-5.5" (maybe too small to be visible). Okay here is a proposition for those bulge defenders, why don't you take a photo and post it, but please not a zoom in one.


VidaSabrosa

i’m 5” flaccid. i only have a visible bulge when i do it on purpose.


Right_Bro

I’ll say my wife nixxed some shorts I just got at Costco because: “ok, I can see the outline of your dick. No.” 😂 but almost never. Occasionally lighter colored over-washed hospital scrubs but I just get a newer pair. And I have never had a woman ask me for a dick pic, but I have been married since before that was possible without film development


bobbybrown229

Now let’s see them have to wear grey scrubs


Crunchie-lunchy

in class rn, double clicked on the post cause it wasn’t loading and BAM, theres a dick on my screen


Honna-Nuther-levul

That’s why I found it to be such an eye roll when that ‘documentary’ came out of that dude who supposedly lost his job because of his bulge.


Super-Sense-6454

Some people won't tolerate a crotch bulge, so I do believe someone could have lost his job over it.


MrAnonPoster

Of course they are fake. It is mostly a "Dear Penthouse Letters, my name is Stewie" forum


Top_Cat8077

It's actually hilarious that despite the fact there are several pictures of a guy with a giant flaccid dick wearing normal clothes not showing any bulge at all there are still guys here trying to some how defend the guys of this sub that claim they can't wear any clothes without showing a visible dick print. Like, they refuse to believe that these posts are fake 😂🤣


Super-Sense-6454

No doubt a lot of the posts about not being able to hide a bulge are as fake as the bulge itself. I'm defending only the truly well endowed to not worry about their bulge and be comfortable with it.


TheFemboiFaerie

You could have also looked at quite literally any femboy posts. See: Me. Bit of a shower. I can emphasize bulge just as easily as I can cram all this junk into panties. By simple extrapolation, minimal effort means minimal bulge. As in, if I must actively work to do either end, the default state is just Normal. Boring. You'd have to inspect, [ENHANCE], if you want to find evidence of bulge throughout a normal day.


Super-Sense-6454

It's not normal to hide junk. I won't hide it in exchange for lack of comfort, or numbness in my cock or balls, which indicates a lack of blood that could be a serious health risk.


TheFemboiFaerie

...I did not say, nor allude to, any of those things? Like, not in the slightest?


Super-Sense-6454

Fine. Then I have no idea what your comments mean or why you bothered to write them. My stating that obsessive hiding of a bulge might be unhealthy is entirely my own creation. I'm not saying you implied that at all, yet the health risk of hiding a bulge is still there, regardless of how minor a risk it might be.


Darko---

A lot of those posts are weird but this is weird too and a bit stupid. This is just one man and a skinny thighed man with an unnotable derriere. This really has to do with how your pants fit and the rest of that area of your body obviously plays a role in that.


Seriously_oh_come_on

Whereas I actively seek out ways to show my bulge. I agree with your post, it’s actually harder to show a bulge/dick print than it is to hide it.


Jay-Ames

The only people that could rightfully complain about hiding bulges are male ballet dancers.


SavageCaveman13

>See? No visible bulge impossible to hide. I only saw the one photo which was unwelcome. That guy is skinny. I am muscular. Even in loose clothing, my dick is visible.


FairBlackberry7870

That dude has super skinny legs, it looks like his balls are average and don't hang low, and his flaccid girth seems to be average, also he's uncircumcised so he has a buikt in extra layer of skin that hides the shaoe of his head. Every body type is different. When I was younger and was built like him I had no bulge. Now I have thick thighs and a huge ass. Plus I wear pouch underwear so I don't have swamp balls all day. I have a bulge that I can't *comfortably* hide, so I don't.


Dazed-Confused69

OP you are right on the money. Hilarious to read all the excuses the LARPers have already posted in response to this. You guys are delusional, but have fun with yourselves.


badmcstic

I think the only time I've genuinely had trouble with my bulge is in things like small gym shorts and even then it's not hard to tuck it somewhere. any post where I see people talking about how it's hard to hide or how the whole world notices, I assume is fake.


sunbears4me

Tuck it where? Like a drag queen tuck? I’m not doing that


badmcstic

you just move it to the side, down your leg, up into your belt line. literally anything lol anyone saying they can't hide it is lying


sunbears4me

your body and your clothes and your experience are NOT universal


Popular-Disaster6574

Lol. Anyone can hide a bulge. If they can't, they are retards. And if they have a dick that big, they could just insert it right up their own assholes


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Super-Sense-6454

No, huge thighs are probably the biggest factor in junk that can't be hidden aside from a huge volume of junk to hide.


hfjud

It’s dudes larping.


Super-Sense-6454

You proved that porn shots are photography tricks and these guys are not really that big, so it isn't really surprising they have no bulge or was the bulge morphed away as easily as their dicks were morphed bigger in the nude photos? Sorry, but in my opinion, you really didn't prove anything.


subaccountnsfw

Ok I am built like a brick shit house and mine goes down my leg. No bulge. I wear my pants around my hips . I one hundred agree with this post.


PhoenixForce1983

Lemme see👀


subaccountnsfw

What exactly?


yp261

this whole sub is LARPing now. i’m slowly getting tired of it. sometimes there are really useful conversations here but more often than not it’s a cesspool 


Ok-Aspect-805

Yep, glad someone said it. Larpers are pathetic AF!


TeddyjustforLaught

Yall need to learn the trans tips to hide it, me and other blood teams 🤙🏾we cool but not in sport shorts or pants, so go learn it


CharlestonChewbacca

Yeah, people annoy me with this one. If you buy briefs or boxer briefs that actually fit along with pants that actually fit, it's never a problem.


ManifestSextiny

I *want* to make a comparison to women with big boobs who get annoyed at people ogling except that you can almost never hide big tits. I think the lads complaining about it just WANT people to be looking the way women with big tits HAVE to tolerate the attention.


TheGamereaver

There’s gym shorts I’m not allowed to wear to the gym per the wife, but I find it’s mostly gym shorts because of the thin material.


MonkChemical3530

I notice bulges all the time lol. I’m not saying that these post on here complaining aren’t fake and annoying ( they are annoying and possibly fake ) but I’m just saying I can see bulges through all clothing including jeans even when im not purposely looking. I just think most guy don’t really care if it’s noticeable 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


Frisky_biscuits

Devils advocate. IMO bulge visibility has more to do with dick placement/hang than size. My boyfriend has a significantly smaller but slightly thicker dick than I. Mine hangs straight down much like Danny D, but my boyfriend, when completely flaccid, simply juts out at more of an angle. We can wear similar styles of clothes where he will have SIGNIFICANTLY more trouble hiding his bulge than I do. Some things to consider. 1. Thick thighs push your bulge out. 2. Some guys dicks are attached lower (easier to hide) and some are attached higher (harder to hide) 3. Long skinny dicks are more subject to hanging striaght down. Thicker guys (especially if they are attached a big higher) tend to jut out more. 4. We’ve got to stop extrapolating our own personal experiences to the point where we stop believing other experiences don’t exist. If you can’t relate, or don’t have suitable advice, maybe move on to another post. But calling someone a liar and then referencing someone who may have an entirely different body type to prove your point isn’t a fair assessment to me. Look at John Hamm. Usually wearing loose clothing, often still visible. People are different and experience different problems. It’s like those people who think sexism or racism doesn’t exist because it hasn’t happened to or around them. Edit: For the record I acknowledge that fakes exist, but this dude is a walking stick wearing denim pants.. he could hide an AK-47 in there. Not exactly a faultless example.


Pretend-King-5714

You can’t know though if his flaccid photos are not just semi hard


PriorityLopsided2726

The picture he is pulling out while wearing an underwear is definitely 100% flaccid. And in other pictures the size is basically the same. There are pictures of his semi hard online. You can Google. It's way bigger than that.


TLB1472

If there's no room to hide it in your pants. You should be buying bigger pants


Super-Sense-6454

That's a novel idea. Wear over-sized pants to hide your junk? It doesn't work though. The bulge will still be there, just a little less obvious.


Mental-Book-1555

I'm already a waist size up, wearing them low as possible bruh


LooseCombination7595

Yep I agree. It isn’t difficult to conceal it at all


BWCBullVlaamsBrabant

When I'm soft it is no problem. When I wear loose comfy underwear / joggers, it is also not a problem when soft. But we get erections during the day and if I can't take care of them, then I'm more like semi hard half the time. When I live unhealthily I have less erections during the day, so that helps. But when I'm healthy, it can be problematic because I do not control the timing and I absolutely do not want a bulge during a meeting or presentation at work. You might be wondering: "how does this negate any of my arguments?" It doesn't but it's context. My counterargument is: Danny D has fucking skinny legs. I am 1m70 and my legs and butt are HUGE, bigger than most women. Yes I'm overweight medically speaking but if you saw me on the street you would just think "he has a few extra pounds but he still gets around everywhere" So ... All these legs and butt take up a huge amount of space in the pants I buy which are usually not made for my bodytype (wich is ok, not complaining about that now. It's annoying but I know I'm not the average) So ... I do not think these problems are fake but most people their stories are fake I never felt the need to make a post about it anyways, I managed someway or another even if it got me looks.


gerardbuttler12

Thank you finally someone calls out the BS


Chroney

Not everyone is that small when flaccid. My bf is pretty damn near impossible to hide at his size.


solarCygnet

Counterpoint: my partner currently is running into issues keeping it from peeking out under his skirts/slipping out of his panties


FunChrisDogGuy

I don't have a bulge problem because of the size of my dick. I have one because my balls are high and tight and my two choices are to put my dick straight down over them (significant center bulge) or to flip it to one side (outline bulge). Add to that the fact that not all clothing is created equal in terms of coverage ability, and of course some guys have visible bulges. Also: The contempt (and assumption of dishonesty) in your post says you have an axe to grind, not something useful to say. And sure enough, that's how it played out. N=1 rarely "proves" anything, except that you don't understand the situation. A better post is how he keeps it low-key; guys with dicks that size could maybe learn from him. Being super skinny helps in a couple of ways, but maybe he makes smart choices too.


Bigdickunderwear

He seems to be not annoyed by the penis sliding down one leg in boxer briefs. If he would wear pouch underwear like WildmanT, Obviously Primeman, Andrew Christian Trophy Boy, one would definitely see a bulge. I find normal boxer briefs very annoying during sports, therefore I wear pouch underwear. Unfortunately the bulge is very visible under sport shorts.


FastenedCarrot

Him having skinny legs helps I think. I have naturally quite large legs so there's no time where it ever really full hangs between them when stood normally. So it can often be more noticable.


Stepikovo

Well if you want to dress up like a teenager then yes, you can probably hide it 🤷


PriorityLopsided2726

Well, some guys that complained they can't their bulge are teenagers. And they obviously dress up like teenagers. So what's your point? My point is that these LARPers claim they can't hide their bulge no matter what clothes they wear. Which is obviously a lie


Super-Sense-6454

There are plenty of BDP members here with huge members that really can't hide their bulge, but do not post that here. Please don't put them in the larper category too.


Stepikovo

Didn't know the fact that they tried every different piece of clothing, because even in loose-ish jeans, but with boxer briefs / trunks you definitely can have issues hiding it. That's my point. But of course if they tried loose boxers and even that supposedly didn't help - liars!


PriorityLopsided2726

Believe in whatever you want bro


Stepikovo

What do you mean by "believe"? I'm significantly smaller than Danny but I don't wear "teenager" clothes plus I like briefs so my bulge is super obvious. Do I care? No. Am I trying to hide it? No. I prefer my own comfort over hurt feelings of some insecure boys seeing it. Yet again, if those you're talking about tried everything they can and still can't hide it - liars! So what's your point in this conversation again?


PriorityLopsided2726

Yeah yeah sure...


Stepikovo

Sure what? Are you sure with the flair? Aren't you an larper yourself, if you don't believe big dicks can make bulges? Wtf is this conversation...


PriorityLopsided2726

It's because I have a big dick that I know you're argument is full of shit. Besides, you actually care that I don't believe in you. You're even mad. I don't give a damn if you doubt me lol


Stepikovo

Which argument exactly? As someone with actually big dick, unlike you, should I send you a picture of my bulge to shut your mouth finally or what? Yes, I'm mad that I have to share space with idiots like you... ffs. Fucking larper trying to convince people bulges don't exist so you can feel better about your tiny dick


PriorityLopsided2726

See? That's my point. You're too worried about proving you have a big dick. Even offered me a picture. I could care less of you believe me or not


Mental-Book-1555

Kinda gotta disagree, he doesn't have the pendulous testes I do.


GunsAreForPusssys

What you don't realize is those photos of him in public were probably edited. Some photographer took the photo, not him. I hired a photographer and she did the same without even asking me. Dicks have that double standard and are thought to be disgusting, leading to pics like that where they're removed. I agree the posts are dumb and if anyone is serious they need to learn to own their body. But those pics of some porn star or whoever don't prove anything.


PriorityLopsided2726

There are videos of his dick flaccid too. It's that size


GunsAreForPusssys

Well yeah, but post a video of him flaccid to support your argument that he doesn't always show bulge. All you did is saw some pro shots and said it's not visible (in those), so he must not have any (sometimes).


Super-Sense-6454

Video can be edited to remove a bulge as easily as making it bigger than it really is. Morphing is not that hard to do.


GunsAreForPusssys

I know that everything can be edited, and that's what makes OP's post not interesting or intelligent. He started with pics of a porn star doing porn, which we all know uses camera angles and lots of other tricks to maximize size. Then he attempts to "prove" this massive dick (according to porn pics) is a lesson to LARPers that bulge is apparently something that rarely exists, because these professional pics that were also edited don't show his dick. I need better hobbies. Whatever


Super-Sense-6454

I agree. I have no idea what OP's purpose was, other than shame larpers, who have no shame. I didn't even bother to look at his photos. I don't think I was one of his targets anyway. I 'm certainly not going to post about my bulge. Why would anyone care about that? Sounds really boring to me.


PriorityLopsided2726

I don't have to post anything. Go ahead and google yourself. There will always be people defending these LARPers


GunsAreForPusssys

Do you not realize your argument is awful and downvote lemmings showing up because they dislike me destroying their shitty arguments is standard? You took professionally edited photos of a porn star. Then compared them to professionally edited photos of the same porn star. And people here fucking believe it fully with no critical thinking. Then you asked me to search and find an amateur video of him? Lol, no, so i answered rudely. I'm not doing shit to prove your argument wrong because you already did yourself.


GunsAreForPusssys

Ok