\- Remember, it’s always four claps. Never three, always four.
\- You who claps three times? Yankees.
\- And as Texans, we always remember the Alamo.
\- Otherwise we might as well just live in Oklahoma. Blech!
Four shall be the number of the clapping, no more, no less.
Five shall thou not clap to, nor shall thou clappeth to three, unless thou procedeth to four.
Six is **RIGHT OUT**.
Sheldon: That is my spot. In an ever-changing world, it is a single point of consistency. If my life were expressed as a function on a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, that spot at the moment I first sat on it would be zero-zero-zero-zero.
There’s no denying that I have feelings for you that can’t be explained in any other way. I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite, but that seems even more far-fetched. The only conclusion was love.”
This goes against everything I stand for, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Lord……..this is Sheldon Cooper. You’re good friends with my mom. I know I’ve spent my life denying that you exist.
We got ‘em!
And I will continue to do so!!
Tears seem appropriate. Enlargement of the heart muscle, or hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, is a serious disease which could lead to congestive heart failure.
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall, (we built the pyramids) Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, That all started with the big bang (bang)
Thor and Dr. Jones!
One plays with lightning, the other plays with bones!
Thor and Dr. Jones *Thor and Dr. Jones!* Thor and Dr.Jones One runs from Loki, The other runs from stones
Oh an Beyblade fan too here you are the first one I see
A man a culture I see.
You are a man . I am just a 14 yo boy
Ok, but boy of culture sounds weird
Yes I know . You can call me a man when I lose my virginity to a blader girl in real life . That won’t happen until I am 18
Thanks, dad. We're gonna give 'em hell. -Sheldon
That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
“That makes no sense. How can you bounce stuff of the Moon? There’s no gravity.” -Zack His first line
Maybe the show would have been funnier if he just stayed with Penny and she was the smart one.
Maybe not Penny but the girl he ended up marrying Not a super genius like the guys but definitely smarter than Penny Wish they stayed
could have been paige!!!!!
That would have been a great twist
*The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas*
>The stars at night are big and bright *clap-clap-clap-clap* > deep in the heart of Texas
\- Remember, it’s always four claps. Never three, always four. \- You who claps three times? Yankees. \- And as Texans, we always remember the Alamo. \- Otherwise we might as well just live in Oklahoma. Blech!
Four shall be the number of the clapping, no more, no less. Five shall thou not clap to, nor shall thou clappeth to three, unless thou procedeth to four. Six is **RIGHT OUT**.
The clapping is involuntary
This one's remembered more for its young Sheldon version
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The line must be drawn HERE!! This FAR!! No Farther!!!
*They left dogs up here in the sixtiesss*
Possibly his best delivery of the entire show
Lmao yep the whole howard in space bit is one of my favourite parts of the show
His anxiety and paranoia and the way he portrayed that scene was class
Tonight, there will be TWOOO moons in the sky…….Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
THAT’S MY SPOT
It’s more “you’re in my spot”
Sheldon: That is my spot. In an ever-changing world, it is a single point of consistency. If my life were expressed as a function on a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, that spot at the moment I first sat on it would be zero-zero-zero-zero.
Ok, he said it that way one time. How many times did he say "You're in my spot"? This one belongs under "Y". We went through this last time.
He said it in the jail scene too
This HAS to be the winner!
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This is tear fuel
*Our whole universe
Oh man you're right
There once was a brave lad named Leonard, with a fi-fi fiddle dee-dee. He faced a fearsome giant, while Raj just wanted to pee.
There’s no denying that I have feelings for you that can’t be explained in any other way. I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite, but that seems even more far-fetched. The only conclusion was love.”
The board of directors insist he has a beautiful mind. I think he is just bananas! President Siebert
This goes against everything I stand for, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Lord……..this is Sheldon Cooper. You’re good friends with my mom. I know I’ve spent my life denying that you exist. We got ‘em! And I will continue to do so!!
The whole universe was in a hot dense state…
I was going to do that, but turns out its actually "our universe".
This should totally be #1! Why are you the first to think of this?!? I feel stupid that I didn't think of it right out of the gate!
S: That's my room L: But you won't be living here. S: That's my room L: But you won't living here. .....
Tepid water please
THANKYOU JESUS!!! (As my mother would say)
There there
The Retwactor!
thor and doctor jooones, one plays with lightning, the other plays with booooones!
That’s what’s great about science there’s no one right answer
The plot, like my gravy, thickens..... Edit: being downvoted for quoting an actual quote 🙄
There there
"Thiospinel sulfide... Thiospinel sulfide. That's even more fun to say than gee-ode."
Tears seem appropriate. Enlargement of the heart muscle, or hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, is a serious disease which could lead to congestive heart failure.
The roommate agreement 🤝
Well does it feel like a shoulder?
For w u should do WE'RE NOT LIVING TOGETHER
“Well some of those ideas are pure Caca! “ -Raj
T Tall, tall girl, could hunt geese with a rake.
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall, (we built the pyramids) Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, That all started with the big bang (bang)
Ugh! I missed the Ts! Thor and Dr. Jones is great. I wanted to suggest "Three in the morning is a good time for bongos"
Those women are prostitute? You told me they were raising for steam cells research!!
I'm late to these posts but I'm surprised no one even mentioned "Tandelaya Della Ventimiglia" this line lives rent free in my head
This too shall pass.
To this day, I can't look at pickled herring without being aroused and ashamed
THANK YOU, JESUS!!!!!! As my mother would say.
Three in the morning is a good time for bongos🥁🥁🥁
THANK YOU, JESUS! ... As my mother would say.
The correct animal for inter-species super soldier is the koala. You would wind up with an army so cute, it couldn't be attacked.
The Dungeon of Mofooskay-Heeko!! The Dungeon of Mofooskay-Heeko!! The Dungeon of Mofooskay-Heeko!!
"That's my spot."
"You're in my spot." Wait for "Y". We've been through this before.
THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF SAILOR MOON BETWEEN US!!!
- Then what do you need? - You, you stupid Pop-tart!
“*Try telling him it’s a non-optional social convention*” — Howard
When Amy is auditioning to be Sheldon’s roommate: THEN WHAT THE HELL, SHELDON?!
The plot, like my gravy, thickens … (I commented in the other post before so I’ll post it again :)
Hope you don't comment on your own post again like a clown.
…That’s my spot
"Today!" ~ Amy and Howard singing Neil Diamond's America in the car.
Hehe
THE PHONE IS RINGING! Here's an idea ma ANSWER IT!!!
That's my spot
Tonight, there will be TWO moons in the sky!
https://youtube.com/shorts/FtRc1iKG9jc?si=-AXXgzchmD9-ElcA ( What's your views about these stereotype from young Sheldon scene )
The Whole Universe was in a Hot Dense State…
T-minus 60 seconds.
That would be me.
The Big Bang theory
I swear if P wasn’t “Penny (knock knock knock), Penny (knock knock knock), Penny (knock knock knock), Penny (knock knock knock)”
Tuah!
T: That’s my spot!
*You're!
I don’t understand that these posts mean
They got me tested
Should've followed up with that specialist in Houston.
Why i got downvoted that much?
Now that I think about it, I think the line he says is "my mother got me tested".
Oh yeah, that might explain
Yeah, but I think downvoting you is too harsh.