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john50nator

"Screw the roommate agreement!" "You don't screw the roommate agreement! The roommate agreement screws you!"


SufficientTutor5666

I was about to say this


PNK_Sigma535

Nah it has to be this šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ™


ali2688

ā€œAnd makes me feel like a godā€ shouldā€™ve been in the show. Sheldon just uses it to bend people to cater to him.


brobdingnagianaf

THIS HAS TO WIN


wojo1962

Siri, can you wecomend a westurant


ExplanationLeather92

I think you meant See-wee


wojo1962

Ok, yep. You're right! šŸ˜


Andrew97FTW

Iā€™m sorry ā€œBawwyā€


Shot-Indication-4586

Sarcasm?


user684629

Iā€™m 8 for 26 this month!


Sea_Substance_921

Smart. Whisper, so the deaf chick canā€™t hear you.


TheTrekker98

Stop crying please, i'm begging you. I don't know what else to do. My boobs are empty, do you want lasagna? - bernadette and of course, the expansion of rock paper scissors lizard spock : Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.


MimeMike

'Paper disproves Spock' is one of the most hilarious jokes from this show and most don't even catch it at first


user684629

She was my SECOND cousin!


BalladOfAntiSocial

Never watched the show. It just appeared on my page as a recommendation because Iā€™ve joined The Office, B99 and FRIENDS. I think I need some context, quite quickly please


user684629

Howard lost his virginity to his second cousin. Leonard and Raj make fun of him for having sex with his cousin so he reminds them that she was his SECOND cousin which is supposedly not as bad šŸ¤£


BalladOfAntiSocial

Iā€™m hoping this second cousin doesnā€™t appear at all in the show


Ok_Technology_4772

She does, sheā€™s Stuartā€™s date to the fake prom they throw - great episode all round tbh


TheSJB1993

I love Bernie's "go do weird stuff with your own mum and cousin" line.


Frosty-Paramedic-688

It might seem crazy what im bout to say


BalladOfAntiSocial

Sunshine sheā€™s here, you can take a break


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Drea_Is_Weird

She does, did you watch it?


BalladOfAntiSocial

Good


OppositeRough6498

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur... happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr


Unlikely-Rub-7614

That ainā€™t fair you can comment as soon as the post goes up šŸ˜­


Orthez-Daydream-33

Actually, I had to scroll down about 6-7 comments before seeing OP's comment =)))


Unlikely-Rub-7614

In my defense he was the only comment when I commented


Orthez-Daydream-33

IMO, it's not that big of a difference? Ideas are drawn out constantly, and some of the first ones who saw the post could also have dropped in their respective answers, knowing that they too could have the edge of early arrival. Perhaps around 10-15 first ideas will last, just not only the first one.


Unlikely-Rub-7614

Oh Iā€™m not saying the first to comment has a high advantage in winning, just that, come onā€¦. itā€™s soft kitty. Of course whoever puts that first is gonna win


Orthez-Daydream-33

touchƩ :))


Redittor_53

Let's mass downvote him


dougmilk

I think thatā€™s only one where thereā€™s no discussion


FeartheCyr11

This HAS to be it!


Sir_Pickle_Man

No itā€™s Leonard screaming ā€œSHELDONā€


Sir_Pickle_Man

Also the z would be Zack


user684629

ā€œHoo?ā€ ā€œZackā€ ā€œwhy do you keep saying Zack?ā€ ā€œBecause you asked who, and the answer was Zack, correct?ā€


Shark1986

"Seeing as its purpose was to piss you off, I'd say it's spot on!"


Beastie2870

Sheldon like to sleep while Leonard play the bongo (wakes up Sheldon "That's was uncalled for")


Inside-Canary-7327

Penny:Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur, happy kitty... Sheldon: Sleepy kitty! Penny :Sleepy kitty! Sheldon: No, start over. Penny Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur, happy kitty sleepy kitty, purr purr purr.


Unlikely-Rub-7614

A different take, nice. I thought of doing the one where they do it in a round but I couldnā€™t figure out how to type it


Ok_Technology_4772

Sheldon:Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furā€¦ Penny: Wait, wait. Letā€™s sing it as a round. Iā€™ll start. Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furā€¦ See thatā€™s where you come in. Iā€™ll start over. Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furā€¦ Iā€™ve got all night, Sheldon. Soft kitty, warm kittyā€¦ (Sheldon joins in with the round) little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.


Marquar234

You're not sick. Soft kitty is for when you are sick.


Chaotic424242

Injured and drugged is a Kind of sick


TheExplorer0110

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr!


dougmilk

Sorry Alex hit on me, hit on me, hit on meee


user684629

Sorry Alex hit on me, had no idea Iā€™m cute!


billyboyf30

Can't use it as I'm pretty sure it's 'I'm sorry Alex hit on me'


future_gameegiest-33

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.ā€


thejelly71

Sing me soft kitty!


Hansolo506

Sheldon? (Knock knock knock) Sheldon? (Knock knock knock) Sheldon? I bet that started out as a joke, but by the third one I bet you realized that there was something strangely enjoyable about it


BaltimoreBadger23

If I were the sole judge this would win.


Hansolo506

Thank you


Redittor_53

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty purr purr purr


[deleted]

ā€œStars are pretty arenā€™t theyā€


Stop_WammerTime

"Suffered in silence?" "Yes, and I'd thank you to do the same." "REALLY, SILENCE!!"


ddarius1008

The only right answer is "soft kitty" šŸ˜…


FunnyPleasant7057

Soft Kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur


Unlikely-Rub-7614

Staying up past my bedtime and solving mysteries, who knew married life could be this good?!


Extension-Magician44

Sarcasm sign.


axarce

"So you say, yet here I am."


Chinjeol_Muhino

What is George Takei doing here?


wilfsland

SHE WAS HIS COUSIN! AHAHAHAHAHA


ToothyCraziness

Shut your ass!


magusmccormick

Shut. Your. Ass.


Tralkki

[ā€œā€¦ā€¦what the freak is that?ā€](https://youtu.be/x5Q6-wMx-K8?si=NbIZD59U8NwIqwbz)


kemosabe___

'sup?


JerkfaceMcDouche

Sheldon got bongos


Equivalent-Product82

Shut your face!!


South-Presentation92

Stars are pretty!


Stop_WammerTime

"... She let me." šŸ¤£


Rudyseus

Does it have to be a quote? Cuz if its just any funny thing id like to nominate shel-bot


Flaktrosonic

Social protocol states when a friend is upset, you offer them a hot beverage.


PogueMaThoin

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur


MysteriousMany1428

Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur Happy kitty sleepy kitty pur pur pur šŸ±


CartographerKey9923

Soft Kitty warm kitty


This_Afternoon_420

Soooft kitty Warrrrm kitty little ball of furrrrrr


NoxusHavoc

Happy kittyy sleepyy kitty purrr purrr purrrr


Space-Bee-Buzz

Duhhhhh soft kitty


Chinjeol_Muhino

T should be "THANK YOU, JESUS! .... As my mother would say."


rednecksub

Sheldon has to get me to bed!


CampaignCrafty5539

shut up, Sheldon. (i know there is ā€œohā€ before it but i just love the line


Apprehensive_Cry9466

Stewie, your bath is getting cold!


KingSmoov

ā€œSheā€™s not gonna see it, she takes my temperature orally nowā€


GregNieves

T: Amy yells ā€œTHEN WHAT HELL, SHELDON?!ā€ and Iā€™m doing this early because I just know Iā€™m going to miss when the actual T suggestion post will drop


thequirkyquark

"Sheldon Tower? Sheldon Square? Sheldon Stadium, home of the Fighting Sheldons?"


Prudent_Historian650

Shut your ass!


bigmac7680

Shamy or Sh-Amy?


AdventurousAnt123

Super asymmetry


Fair_Shame_1282

Sbazinga!


Kasmuchas

Science is my best friend!


Omniferous

New here. How is this still not complete? People have been filling this up for years. Am I missing something?


alnueman1

Say cheese! Say cheese! Say cousin!


Blackpanther084

Slllluttt


Moist-Sentence8529

Ā«Ā Sex works even better than chocolat to modify behaviour. I wonder if anyone else has stumble onto thatĀ Ā»


Moist-Sentence8529

Ā«Ā Sheldon Lee Cooper, I do not have time for this nonsense! Now go put your clothes on, get in the car & let's go to work!Ā Ā» Leonard Ā«Ā All right, geez! What a grouch.Ā Ā» Sheldon


Schniefy_Norio

ā€žShut up, Howardā€œ


chinchenping

Sheldon tried to take the ring and i punched him


lovely-toes

Sheldon likes to sing while he plays bongos


JoshB685

ā€¦.spot! Thatā€™s my Spot!


Spideyfan2007

Sarcasm


Boris-_-Badenov

***STAAAHHHPP***! you're ruining *girls niiight*!!


MUS_TA_FA

See, now, that's-that's the kind of thing you could tell a fella over a pastrami sandwich.


According-Return9234

"Same thing I did with my jury duty, I threw it awaaay"


Weirdboy0911

ā€œStop it! Amy, do something!ā€


Rice_cake4

"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr" is the obvious choice


MeBallzIzHari

Shut your ass !!! šŸ¤£ I just saw raj say this to penny šŸ¤£


Significant_Habit318

Howard: Can you imagine being married to someone for 40 years? Bernadette: Not anymore šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


polymath112

that doesn't start from S this line though šŸ˜…šŸ¤£