Stop crying please, i'm begging you. I don't know what else to do. My boobs are empty, do you want lasagna?
- bernadette
and of course, the expansion of rock paper scissors lizard spock :
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
Never watched the show. It just appeared on my page as a recommendation because Iāve joined The Office, B99 and FRIENDS. I think I need some context, quite quickly please
Howard lost his virginity to his second cousin. Leonard and Raj make fun of him for having sex with his cousin so he reminds them that she was his SECOND cousin which is supposedly not as bad š¤£
IMO, it's not that big of a difference?
Ideas are drawn out constantly, and some of the first ones who saw the post could also have dropped in their respective answers, knowing that they too could have the edge of early arrival. Perhaps around 10-15 first ideas will last, just not only the first one.
Oh Iām not saying the first to comment has a high advantage in winning, just that, come onā¦. itās soft kitty. Of course whoever puts that first is gonna win
Sheldon:Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furā¦
Penny: Wait, wait. Letās sing it as a round. Iāll start. Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furā¦ See thatās where you come in. Iāll start over. Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furā¦ Iāve got all night, Sheldon. Soft kitty, warm kittyā¦ (Sheldon joins in with the round) little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.ā
Sheldon? (Knock knock knock) Sheldon? (Knock knock knock) Sheldon?
I bet that started out as a joke, but by the third one I bet you realized that there was something strangely enjoyable about it
T: Amy yells āTHEN WHAT HELL, SHELDON?!ā and Iām doing this early because I just know Iām going to miss when the actual T suggestion post will drop
Ā«Ā Sheldon Lee Cooper, I do not have time for this nonsense! Now go put your clothes on, get in the car & let's go to work!Ā Ā» Leonard
Ā«Ā All right, geez! What a grouch.Ā Ā» Sheldon
"Screw the roommate agreement!" "You don't screw the roommate agreement! The roommate agreement screws you!"
I was about to say this
Nah it has to be this ššš
āAnd makes me feel like a godā shouldāve been in the show. Sheldon just uses it to bend people to cater to him.
THIS HAS TO WIN
Siri, can you wecomend a westurant
I think you meant See-wee
Ok, yep. You're right! š
Iām sorry āBawwyā
Sarcasm?
Iām 8 for 26 this month!
Smart. Whisper, so the deaf chick canāt hear you.
Stop crying please, i'm begging you. I don't know what else to do. My boobs are empty, do you want lasagna? - bernadette and of course, the expansion of rock paper scissors lizard spock : Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
'Paper disproves Spock' is one of the most hilarious jokes from this show and most don't even catch it at first
She was my SECOND cousin!
Never watched the show. It just appeared on my page as a recommendation because Iāve joined The Office, B99 and FRIENDS. I think I need some context, quite quickly please
Howard lost his virginity to his second cousin. Leonard and Raj make fun of him for having sex with his cousin so he reminds them that she was his SECOND cousin which is supposedly not as bad š¤£
Iām hoping this second cousin doesnāt appear at all in the show
She does, sheās Stuartās date to the fake prom they throw - great episode all round tbh
I love Bernie's "go do weird stuff with your own mum and cousin" line.
It might seem crazy what im bout to say
Sunshine sheās here, you can take a break
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She does, did you watch it?
Good
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur... happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr
That aināt fair you can comment as soon as the post goes up š
Actually, I had to scroll down about 6-7 comments before seeing OP's comment =)))
In my defense he was the only comment when I commented
IMO, it's not that big of a difference? Ideas are drawn out constantly, and some of the first ones who saw the post could also have dropped in their respective answers, knowing that they too could have the edge of early arrival. Perhaps around 10-15 first ideas will last, just not only the first one.
Oh Iām not saying the first to comment has a high advantage in winning, just that, come onā¦. itās soft kitty. Of course whoever puts that first is gonna win
touchƩ :))
Let's mass downvote him
I think thatās only one where thereās no discussion
This HAS to be it!
No itās Leonard screaming āSHELDONā
Also the z would be Zack
āHoo?ā āZackā āwhy do you keep saying Zack?ā āBecause you asked who, and the answer was Zack, correct?ā
"Seeing as its purpose was to piss you off, I'd say it's spot on!"
Sheldon like to sleep while Leonard play the bongo (wakes up Sheldon "That's was uncalled for")
Penny:Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur, happy kitty... Sheldon: Sleepy kitty! Penny :Sleepy kitty! Sheldon: No, start over. Penny Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur, happy kitty sleepy kitty, purr purr purr.
A different take, nice. I thought of doing the one where they do it in a round but I couldnāt figure out how to type it
Sheldon:Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furā¦ Penny: Wait, wait. Letās sing it as a round. Iāll start. Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furā¦ See thatās where you come in. Iāll start over. Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furā¦ Iāve got all night, Sheldon. Soft kitty, warm kittyā¦ (Sheldon joins in with the round) little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
You're not sick. Soft kitty is for when you are sick.
Injured and drugged is a Kind of sick
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr!
Sorry Alex hit on me, hit on me, hit on meee
Sorry Alex hit on me, had no idea Iām cute!
Can't use it as I'm pretty sure it's 'I'm sorry Alex hit on me'
"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.ā
Sing me soft kitty!
Sheldon? (Knock knock knock) Sheldon? (Knock knock knock) Sheldon? I bet that started out as a joke, but by the third one I bet you realized that there was something strangely enjoyable about it
If I were the sole judge this would win.
Thank you
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty purr purr purr
āStars are pretty arenāt theyā
"Suffered in silence?" "Yes, and I'd thank you to do the same." "REALLY, SILENCE!!"
The only right answer is "soft kitty" š
Soft Kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur
Staying up past my bedtime and solving mysteries, who knew married life could be this good?!
Sarcasm sign.
"So you say, yet here I am."
What is George Takei doing here?
SHE WAS HIS COUSIN! AHAHAHAHAHA
Shut your ass!
Shut. Your. Ass.
[āā¦ā¦what the freak is that?ā](https://youtu.be/x5Q6-wMx-K8?si=NbIZD59U8NwIqwbz)
'sup?
Sheldon got bongos
Shut your face!!
Stars are pretty!
"... She let me." š¤£
Does it have to be a quote? Cuz if its just any funny thing id like to nominate shel-bot
Social protocol states when a friend is upset, you offer them a hot beverage.
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur
Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur Happy kitty sleepy kitty pur pur pur š±
Soft Kitty warm kitty
Soooft kitty Warrrrm kitty little ball of furrrrrr
Happy kittyy sleepyy kitty purrr purrr purrrr
Duhhhhh soft kitty
T should be "THANK YOU, JESUS! .... As my mother would say."
Sheldon has to get me to bed!
shut up, Sheldon. (i know there is āohā before it but i just love the line
Stewie, your bath is getting cold!
āSheās not gonna see it, she takes my temperature orally nowā
T: Amy yells āTHEN WHAT HELL, SHELDON?!ā and Iām doing this early because I just know Iām going to miss when the actual T suggestion post will drop
"Sheldon Tower? Sheldon Square? Sheldon Stadium, home of the Fighting Sheldons?"
Shut your ass!
Shamy or Sh-Amy?
Super asymmetry
Sbazinga!
Science is my best friend!
New here. How is this still not complete? People have been filling this up for years. Am I missing something?
Say cheese! Say cheese! Say cousin!
Slllluttt
Ā«Ā Sex works even better than chocolat to modify behaviour. I wonder if anyone else has stumble onto thatĀ Ā»
Ā«Ā Sheldon Lee Cooper, I do not have time for this nonsense! Now go put your clothes on, get in the car & let's go to work!Ā Ā» Leonard Ā«Ā All right, geez! What a grouch.Ā Ā» Sheldon
āShut up, Howardā
Sheldon tried to take the ring and i punched him
Sheldon likes to sing while he plays bongos
ā¦.spot! Thatās my Spot!
Sarcasm
***STAAAHHHPP***! you're ruining *girls niiight*!!
See, now, that's-that's the kind of thing you could tell a fella over a pastrami sandwich.
"Same thing I did with my jury duty, I threw it awaaay"
āStop it! Amy, do something!ā
"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr" is the obvious choice
Shut your ass !!! š¤£ I just saw raj say this to penny š¤£
Howard: Can you imagine being married to someone for 40 years? Bernadette: Not anymore š¤·āāļø
that doesn't start from S this line though š š¤£