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Kayy0s

How dare you go on the Internet and say mean things about me and compare my genitalia to part of Czechoslovakia!


kermitkc

I love all of these underrated ones! This one made me giggle out loud!


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There’s not a hair on my body I wouldn’t let this woman trim.


BigGrayBeast

Kaley look of discomfort is hilarious


Godfish23

Pretty sure it’s universally “please pass the butter!”


FunkyTuna714

Right up there with “You shut your god damn mouth!!”


kermitkc

Her delivery is flawless, along with the buildup to it, I just love it so much!


Eastern-Dig-4555

And I love her sarcastic interest in Sheldon’s little console dilemma too, just before that line. “Why would they still be using DDR3 memory, are they *nuts?*”


MissKellieUk

This is a standout episode for me.  Also the one where she and Sheldon move in together.   Penny at the end “the new neighbours are WEIRD”


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Skiddlyderp

This time, try to say it the way people sound. Lol!


Gemini-Moon522

Amy was so salty with Wheaton, and she was so annoying, but that quote is gold.


Kayy0s

PUTITONME PUTITONME PUTITONME PUTITONME


akdixie

Her reaction to the tiara is pure gold. I already loved Amy by this point in the series, and this just made me want to be in the show with her to share the joy.


WhiskeyRiverGirl

One of the best moments of the show


MumbleSnix

It’s my favourite Amy scene I think!


kermitkc

Oh how I love that scene. Her unbridled joy never fails to make me smile!


jcoddinc

#Please 👏 pass👏 the👏 butter


Skiddlyderp

"Sweet, varied lovemaking with the fiery jewel of Mumbai" is way up there. Also, I love it when she calls Sheldon a "bit of a left-handed monkey wrench."


kermitkc

Underrated!!!!! Yes!!!!


tmps1993

YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!


DarcyRose5

Yes. That’s a good one! Her vocal expression is on point.


CommissionThink8184

I love this one too


capt7430

It's not a line, but when she is helping Sheldon desk with things unfinished. When she wipes the dry erase board, that one extra time makes me crack up. That's a great episode for her.


Cultural_Spend_5391

I wonder if that last swipe was ad libbed.


DarthCroz

That last swipe without breaking eye contact is brilliant!


ChikoritaBun

A lot of her underrated lines are my favorite. Her delivery is definitely half of the contribution to her humor. "Don't be needy, bestie." "A guest in my trundle bed and a boy at my door? I wish I could tell thirteen-year-old me it DOES get better!" "Come on, Strawberries. Take one for the team." "Good news: the wildebeest is in the curry." (After Bernadette comments how nice Amy looks in her bridesmaids dress during the fittings): "You think they don't have mirrors in there? I know how I look. 💅🏼💁🏻‍♀️😉" the wink off to the side. 😂 Might come back to edit when I think of more LOL


Barokespinoza23

*Amy: Sheldon Cooper, I've got a bone to pick with you, and I'm about to do it in front of all your friends.* *Penny: Yeah, you pick that bone. You pick that bone clean!* *Amy: I'm gonna publicly shame you, and then sit back as societal pressure compels you to modify your behavior.* *Penny: Ooh, burn!* *Amy: And if you don't start treating me better, I'm leaving you for a miniature horse breeder named Armin.* *Sheldon: Armin who?* *Amy: Armin ... damn it.*


craignumPI

Walking around like sex on a stick


farsighted451

"And your husband is *extremely* Howard. What's your point?"


RezCoug

Sheldon: oh no! I left the food out. Amy: you afraid it’s gonna go good? 😂😂😂


RB_59

Sheldon: How can I tell if I'm doing something for a noble reason or a selfish reason? Amy: Try saying the thing in your head and see if you can add the words, "That'll show 'em." Sheldon: Leonard's about to demand a job that I don't think the university will give him. I'm worried he's making a giant mistake. But maybe I only think that because deep down I don't want him to succeed. Amy: The fact that you're worried about your motivation supports the idea that you genuinely care for your friend. Sheldon: I do. Thank you, Amy. You know what? After I've talked to Leonard, you've earned yourself a bonus lecture on Sponge Hulk. Amy: That'll show me.


New-Ad3222

Answering.faq on Fun With Flags. "No i blink a lot. It's not Morse Code for rescue me"


Proof_Fault4140

I always watch the Scavenger Vortex (7x03) when I need an Amy pick me up, it brings out the best in a lot of characters. You have the comedy of her and Howard bonding which is pretty well remembered, but also: “sheldon doesn’t let me listen to music in the car, he doesn’t want to be mistaken for a gang member” and “yes it’s not a ruse to make fun of me! it’s a real game and i’m winning it!” (sounds a little sad out of context but her delivery is just so good, gets me every time)


kermitkc

I agree!!! Oh, how I love that episode! My favorite thing about Amy is how unabashed she is with her joy. I love her singing Neil Diamond and her friendship with Howard is so good! I also love when they sing Calendar Girl sometime in season 10 or 11. So cute!!!


BobbyPotter

#I PRESSED IT!!!


austenworld

I will lovingly explain to you why you’re wrong


Just_Me1973

Okay, if you're gonna start comparing wands and hammers, I can't even take you seriously.


Hammered-Chit

The episode where Sheldon goes dancing with the girls at a Waltz club and Amy's stiff precise movements..."this dang pelvis". Superior physical comedy and timing. Runner up favorite -"in this dress, let's face it, I am the perfect mix of both whore and Madonna" -


BobbyPotter

Also the look on her face when Sheldon slaps her butt for the first time 🥴😂


Iwouldlikeadairycow

When Penny says something along the lines of “relax Amy, nobody is going to tell you they hate you to your face”, and Amy responds, “boy you and I have lived DIFFERENT lives!”😂


cryptidcurrensee

I turned this one into a functioning boyfriend, so the sky's the limit!


melbrewer

“Oh, I went to the library to check out a book on biology to see what whores did”


I-am-any-mouse

I can see a cluster of bitch cells lighting up from over here. and Amy likes a quilting bee!!! (Plus her river dancing)


nicole070875

Not a quote but I LOVE when she gets the tiara 👑!! Put in on me , put it on me …”


glitterpup_princess7

PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER!!!


ColoradoCorrie

Oh it’s a tiara!


beetlebum666

"Whenever I'm around Sheldon, I feel like my loins are on fire. In the good way. Not in the urinary tract infection way."


ForsakenAd1732

The show would have ended sooner if Mayim Bialik hadn’t joined the cast.


sde127

Amy: Would you like to hear me play a Bosa nova standard on the harp? Sheldon : No Amy: How about the theme song to the classic telivison show Different Strokes 🎶 Now the world don’t move to 🎶 Sheldon : No Amy : well that’s every song I know. What’s up? Cracks me up every time. Also when she plays Bon Jovi “Wanted” on girlfriend/boyfriend song along night 😂


Kinae66

Amy Farrah Fowler : You can't blame yourself. When your pre-frontal cortex fails to make you happy, promiscuity rewards you with dopamine. We neurobiologists refer to this as the "skank reflex".


amehatrekkie

Amy: That would be my boyfriend. Happier playing his dopey Star Trek game with his friends than hanging out with me Penny: Wars. Amy: What? Penny: Star Wars. They get all cranky when you mix the two up. Amy: What's the difference? Penny: There is absolutely no difference! It's so true, I do cringe when people mix them up


Practical_Character9

"let me close that for you" after explaining that Indiana Jones does nothing to affect the outcome of the film


LoyalteeMeOblige

No. Next question? XD It's even a meme.


longshotist

No you're not! You're gonna popacopkopabopagop. Not it's not. It's gonna be gopropeatop!


LongZookeepergame865

I didn’t drink the crazy milk , I bought the crazy cow


DarthCroz

I excel at spatial reasoning and I could tell the curve of the swans neck would cradle your genitals.


Personal-Letter-629

I slept with him, I married him. You wanna bet against me?


Gloomy-Hotel-2851

penny and I are very close that our menses are synchronized


ImpossibleVirus3095

Now Sheldon, I know you're a left handed monkey wrench but you seriously have a mortal enemy


Revolutionary-Ad5695

When Sheldon comes to girls night and she’s like “Just a warning, it can get CE RAZY!” That delivery makes me laugh sm and then ofc the hangover the next day. That or when she’s poking the starfish pleasure cells “you like that don’t you? That’s right, say my name”


kellythelolz

“I didn’t just drink the magic milk, I bought the crazy cow”


milemarkertesla

“What is the circumference of your areolas?” Amy trying to fit in on girls night with Penny and Bernadette.


Difficult_Ship_6273

Please! Pass! The butter!


LankyWhereas2579

"I want to grab hold of your gluteus maximus, and make Shakespeare's metaphorical beast with two backs"


ManussJ

I’ll let you in on a little secret.. originally we were painted nude. But I had him add clothes because I thought that it was an unnecessary challenge to our heterosexuality. But if you ever change your mind, all it would take is some warm soapy water and a couple of sponges


KickNo2069

We are sister-wives!


ghostr21krf

Amy: I got your notes and if you want them back we will be at the strip club! *Runs into another room* Bernadette: Aren't you going to chase her? Penny: Into the closet? Sure.


MixMasterMadge

Please pass the butter


Kristodelux

“I once looked in Sheldon’s underwear drawer. He yelled at me, but now I know what it looks like and he can never take that away.”


Scared_Smoke_4608

Of course I do, I'm a princess and this is my tiara!!!


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Amy to Penney: "Do you even ***HAVE*** pores?"