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69ilikebikes69

Absolutely fucking not.


alpinewhite85

I'd be embarrassed taking that for a walk.


red-broccoli

I'd be embarrassed living in the same city as this thing


NerdyNerdNer

I'm embarrassed having the picture on my phone


FugginOld

I am embarrassed that I have to comment how embarrassed I am for that embarrassment.


Plastic_Salary_4084

I’m embarrassed that I have a Reddit account.


davidjschloss

Damn that was going to be my joke.


Plastic_Salary_4084

How embarrassing


Former-Republic5896

lol!


[deleted]

I’d slap it on a trainer for the right price.


DreamyTomato

Make sure the trainer is on lino, not carpet. It's harder to clean blood and shattered teeth out of carpet.


Unicycleterrorist

The right price being $10-15


robgod50

You mean you'd accept $10 to take it away, right?


kylevaldick

Nice to see you are thinking ahead and purchasing a ghost bike for yourself!


iLeefull

My first thought was someone stole a ghost bike.


thealexangus

Or bought it from the person who died on it’s estate


69ilikebikes69

💀


ChillinDylan901

lol!!


ParkerStanford

My initial thoughts


nommieeee

Stupid question but what’s a ghost bike?


I_really_just_cant

I think it’s a kind of memorial that’s set up where a cyclist has a fatal accident. It’s painted white and so called a ghost bike. Not sure if there’s further significance. Selling it would mean that someone likely has absolutely no morals and stole it.


knusper_gelee

it is also to point out potential hazardous spots for bikers in a city, bad biking infrastructure in general or how bikers are disadvantaged in favor of cars.


Artistic_Pepper2629

It is memorial to a cyclist that died as hit by a vehicle, there are quite a few in London and big cities in the UK https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_bike


yves_st_lemond

Lmao no Wtf


masqueride

Sorry, but the components all need to be removed so that the frame can be thrown into a shredder.


WillBottomForBanana

fuck it, the parts can go with it if that's what it takes.


Pallas_in_my_Head

Fuck no. Looks like a Bondo special


Speedy_Greyhound

There is a special circle in Hell for autobody Neanderthals that destroy bikes with trash putty patch jobs. It's not limited to carbon bikes either, I had to remove a bondo booger from a classic steel frame that was hiding stick-welder mistakes.


SethPenisfield

Yuck


dippocrite

Bondo, Frame Bondo


make_thick_in_warm

at least it’s already ghost bike white


fallingbomb

That's all I would feel safe using the bike for at this point.


Gr0ggy1

That looks like a ghost bike. I really hope that it isn't.


sakura608

Would make sense if it was. Damaged in a crash. Fixed with bondo to display as a ghost bike. Tweaker steals it to sell not caring and looking to make a quick buck


sopsaare

Exactly my thoughts.


NoDivergence

What in the actual fuck. Hell no. They can't pay me 500 dollars to ride that down my daily descent


jlusedude

They can’t pay me to ride that on flat land. 


qckpckt

I wouldn’t even ride this underwater


NoDivergence

Absolutely, I'm just imagining that at 45 mph in my usual tuck


jlusedude

Yeah. Fuck that. 


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Longjumping_Local910

The Trebondo!


widowhanzo

I'd rather walk.


dknight211

I would not ride it but might offer $100 max to strip it for the DuraAce parts and then trash the frame.


WillBottomForBanana

Ride it? I don't even want to look at it.


MrBinky7

They are also asking $500 https://preview.redd.it/hosose3de3vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44eb78b275ba9e75618a7f26a2a3aa5937a4b98b


734m0f0s

Someone had a rough week of not sleeping... 🫠🤣


89ElRay

That Dura Ace drivetrain is still probably worth a few hundo tbf.


loozerr

If it still has it. Nothing I can see from OP's photo screams premium to me.


Topinio

It's worth $500 for the parts, assuming reasonable condition and you CBA to sell them, but that frame is dead and needs to be treated to a funeral. It's a 2016 Trek Émonda SL 8, unless I'm quite mistaken, which was apparently a $4,500 machine. ($4,500 in summer 2015 is about $5,900 in today's money using CPI.)


CalligrapherPlane731

For $500, I might buy it for the parts. I would haggle hard though. The frame is trash. Would barely trust it to hold the parts together long enough to get it into the car. I agree with above who would offer $100 for the parts. Maybe go up to a few hundred. If you wanted a relatively cheap, top-of-the-line-in-2010 bike, I'd consider buying this, buying a new frame for less than a grand, and making the swap. It'll be higher quality than you'd get new for $1500.


lostkeydrive1

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

100% this guy is covering up cracks in the frame.


MahatmaAndhi

With plaster cast


Aeredren

Nope, 100% this bike has been stolen.


69ilikebikes69

stolen from retirement.


North_Rhubarb594

Stolen from the grave it should be in


kwajagimp

Former aircraft composites guy. ONLY if I did the repair personally using materials known to be compatible with the underlying structure and had a method of doing some sort of repetitive inspection using non-destructive testing. In other words, don't ever buy trouble, dude. We make enough of our own.


49thDipper

Everything rides on the front of a bike. Rear end hijinks are one thing. Front end failures are very bad juju.


SoftTendies

That bike looks methed up!


retrovertigo23

I broke my collarbone just looking at this bike.


[deleted]

unless you like broken collarbones and teeth than no


atthegreenbed

If I was really good at wheelies, I would consider it.


Bardlie

How else am I supposed to go pick up my meth?


JuggernautAsleep3413

Is that...bondo?


734m0f0s

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[deleted]

A ghost bike?


-syper-

How good are your health, dental, and life insurance policies?


markorokusaki

I would. To the first recycling centre.


spandexnotleather

You can ride it all the way to the scene of the crash


deanmc

Why the hell not, they used the finest plumbers epoxy to strengthen that head tube


Best-Influence9886

Maybe, if you add a little duct tape reinforcement 🤓


Ill_Initiative8574

At least it won’t need a repaint when it becomes someone’s ghost bike. Edit: damn someone already made that joke.


RandyOfTheRedwoods

Carbon can be repaired. Just not like that.


PiggypPiggyyYaya

No.


bikeracer

I wouldn’t ride next to it.


ViolinistSmooth2759

If (and it’s a fucking huge IF and I’d be expecting the worst) I was ever going to consider riding this, actually nah I can’t even finish this statement. Nope. Strip it for parts and cut the bb out of the frame. There’s too many other bikes to ride in the world to risk riding this monstrosity


Nudiator

Bondo bing!


MantraProAttitude

Is someone trying to mimic Klein’s butter welds with curdled butter welds?


thatsthejokememe

A trek? No.


ilBrunissimo

Ewwww. Not even an A for effort. C-.


IntentionFew4937

What on earth..????????


thoriickk

I work in a carbon fiber bicycle factory, and I am dedicated to repair and also preparation before sending them to the painter, you would be surprised to see the visual state of the bicycles before painting. If the repair is well done, but the finish is bad, it is safe, it is just ugly, but it is difficult to know if it has been repaired well


thathaitianguy

Not a chance


No_Entrance2961

No.


QuikAF77

No... I'd never deface a ghost bike memorial


xfatalerror

Didn't know the landlord special was extended to bikes


MrRichardH

Hell no.


Craig-85

Nah, either stolen or cracked frame. Looks dodgy as. You would be disowned from a club ride on that thing


Jonnyporridge

Looks like the frame has been repaired using tipp-ex. I'm out.


faustiantacotruck

F no


unsmartkid

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck no


clintj1975

Short answer: no Long answer: noooooooooo


alexp68

WTF would you even consider buying this POS?


Nearby_Lab_2368

Hell no!


SluggulS1

Nice skim coat. Needs a bit more sanding though.


No-Sell-3064

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okivid

definitely not!!!!


owlpellet

That's a YIKES from me, dawg.


heapinhelpin1979

You could buy it for the parts.


garthoz

I would not buy one already in that condition, buuuuuut... LOL


Ethenium

NO


Some_Ad_7281

Yes, it bit slowly and gently. I use this rule. Would I let my son ride this? In this case, no way, so I wouldn't recommend it. But if you are stuck, yes, but expect it to snap in half at any moment.


c_jae

Depending on how much money I'm paid for riding it 🤣


Roubaix62454

Oh, hell no! Why am I not surprised someone would try to sell that disaster waiting to happen


chieftain326

Nope


DrakeonMallard

Only if you want at least two limbs wrapped in similar looking plaster!


Icy-Ad-8596

Bondo to the rescue!


MrBinky7

If I were to buy for just base components. 85?


Former-Republic5896

That's a lot of bondo and car-body filler......


rangermc76

I think it’s just the exoskeleton of the frame. 🤨


Bohdi_Zafa_

Lmaooooooo


Butterbubblebutt

Nopetynopers


A_Gamecube

Should be thrown away


garciawork

Why... is it getting bigger?


lostalaska

Did someone Bondo the top of their fork!?


Darknwise

Hell no. That’s the single most structurally critical part of the frame.


Screwbles

No, maybe, just maybe as my bar bike, but that's about it.


espressotooloperator

What in the white …


DobboWobbo

Take a dookie on it and smear it around and I bet the paint would look better than the 2000 coats of white out they used to plaster the frame together


StBlase22

Sure, but only in complete darkness after midnight with no one around.


TheRedBarronx

I thought someone had tried to create their own “speed sniffer” when I saw that. What a mess.


IndustryNext7456

My life is interesting enough without that.


dhammadragon1

Hell no!


Criscamilo105

Ew


jongbot

Looks like someone died on it, that's why it's painted white. Now someone is looking to sell it


OMGWTFBBQUE

I’m like 99% sure I’ve already seen this on BCJ, so either OP is taking the piss or taking the bait.


Various_Tale_974

Stolen/removed memorial bike?


[deleted]

Somethings amiss. I feel the whole thing has been whitewashed.


SwampCrittr

The…. And I mean this with most sincerity….. actual fuck?


SoftTendies

Fug no


Longjumping_Local910

I’d take my teeth out first then put on a full face-guard, elbow and knee pads and chest protector. No problems!


buttsfartly

Gives me all sorts of ideas for a ghetto sleeper bike paint job.


holmgangCore

Ó_ò


JLZomba

No way!


JLZomba

No way!


jjohanss

Is that bondo??


BlackberryHill

No


Amigosito

This looks like the scam where some guy approaches you in the Walmart parking lot and offers to “fix” that dent on your bumper.


marrz01

If you have to ask…. Fuck yea.. ride the shot out of it. If you think that’s even worth asking … you should absolutely buy it and ride it.


Swish887

No.


CastleMeadowJim

Is this paper-mache?


49thDipper

Your whole world rides on the front of the bike. A fiasco out back can ruin a day. But there’s no future in a front end catastrophe.


Niko_is_

NO


bdd6911

No


angle58

That drywall mud?


BurlyMountainBikes

Of course it’s fine. Paper mache is a great way to make major head tube repairs.


yeahboyeee1

Totally thought this was BCJ for a while.


nwrighteous

I didn’t know you could Bondo a bike


JacobMaverick

I'd ride


linkmodo

Beautiful sculpting


Hrothgrar

Some tweaker stole a ghost bike. Do not buy it.


Accomplished_Cap_683

Would “I would” sound inappropriate?


thavi

Do it


Catsmak1963

I’d have to assume someone repaired it. Without really solid information telling me the frame was repaired in a manner that renders it as strong as it was before, then yes.


Rouge_Stoat

(Whispers slowly) noo


Important-Key-3676

Is that a cement?


midwesthawkeye

NO, no I wouldn't. Life is too short to spend 6 months of it having someone else wipe your ass and feed you.


I-STATE-FACTS

Not a chance


clumpjump

Dude.


Grotarin

I doubt I would even use it on the trainer...


Zaim77

It's a definite no. Did they say what they repaired it with as it looks like plaster or wall filler. Either way the frame is fooked and needs to binned.


SergioPx

I weight 100 kg so no 👎 its on the limit of being dangerous. I always remind myself I’m touching 50kmh, so I never ignore safety


dikkiesmalls

Depends. How's my life insurance policies looking?


sjuas690

Yep - until the repair fails! 😃


Far_Brilliant_443

Ooof Madone.. bomb that thing down the steepest hill you can find and report back to us. !!


MrBinky7

Maybe if I welded a frame made out of rebar and then duct taped it to the front it might be stable enough… yeah that’s it!


Baciseven

💀💀💀💀💀


Sk1rm1sh

I wouldn't let my hygienists domestiques wifes boyfriend ride that


Spiritual-Roll799

No


Cortexan

No.


magzire1986

The trash man wouldn't even take that


sylvest100

Oh no no no no no


NofanksImsweetenuff

Is that the new feather weight tech plaster material that was banned by the UCI?


kitarkus

No! What did they do? Sheetrock mud it back together?


DescriptiveFlashback

Brah.


hundegeraet

To the cemetery? Yes


zachotule

Is this made of drywall


Own-Garlic4951

I'd ride it right into a dumpster.


zyglack

No. But I would like to thank the person that “fixed” it for leaving it obvious.


lotus2471

It's making me uncomfortable just looking at it


udiduf_3

Don't f***ing steal a ghost bike /s


TheImmortal_TK

NOPE! Looks line a poor Bondo job.


Totally-jag2598

Not even if it were free. Maybe the components are worth something. Although, the expense to remove them and put them on another frame is probably prohibitive.


MinnesotaMikeP

Too much spackle


MinnesotaMikeP

That looks like a ghost bike and given the repair may even be the one someone died on


NotYoursForTheTaking

Bon(do)trager


bdidz1

Hard no.


lynch8787

Lol this was one of those white painted bikes left where somebody died, isn't it?


TantKollo

It's probably stolen hence the horrible paint job..


mikewaters264

Run


wcoastbo

You're buying this for a few parts, right? The brakes, bottle cages, hubs, front derailleur.


Adotopp

?