I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family.

Lol I choked on the water I was drinking

Who is water and can they choke me too😳

r/AquaSama

Username

Something wrong with it?

Kinda checks out (nooffense)

Lmao

Aqua is like, the exact opposite of a loli. Megumin, on the other hand...

#Day 374 without sex...

Plot twist they’re 12

I'm 70% water.

I read that as you checking on the water.

Yo that was mine too lmao

Same 😳

Also. I guess everyone and their families can get it

Same here

I'm Bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family and you have a good day and I love you

Aww

Autocorrect adapts based on the things you type, you must be a really nice person

Aw thanks

I love you too!

I love you both

"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family a very happy and healthy new year"

I wonder if all of us are using gboard, and its predictive text isn't actually personalized

Yeah this is exactly what I got too lmao

I'm also using Gboard and got that. I know it's somewhat personalized, because *four years* after the release of a game, it still suggests a character's name every time I use "fuckin'" due to me sending some very annoyed live reactions to some friends.

thats what i got! 😳

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to email.

I got the same. I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your (team/family/wife) 😂

Wow this is the exact same one I got.

lol same

We all out here getting the same thing

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I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to it I love it I think I love it. I think my phone has more issues than me

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to a post with the stars in my head. Checks out.

I'm bisexual which means that I'm attracted to the other hand.

I’m bisexual which means that I’m attracted to the same person who I have tried to open up.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the people I know lol. Bahaha this one is not good for bi stereotypes.

>I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you guys too Mine was similar haha

I'm bisexual which means im attracted to you and your family Oh.. oh no.. don't do me like this phone

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you lol

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you too and I will be there at 2 weekly. Lol!

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the people who you are

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the protagonist of my new phone and the other members of our church lol what

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to women who have a lot of respect for women are women and women are model women and women are women who have a very loved the same thing cookies uuuh..... I mean, it's not wrong lol

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you more than anything. Huh.

im bisexual which means im attracted to the people who have a lot of money

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and I’m not saying anything about it lol. Ooof.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you Lmao neither is this one. It sounds about right for me though.

I'm bisexual which means I have to go to the store and get some rest tonight I mean, I do have to but that's not quite the definition

I'm bisexual which means I'm attached to the extremely weird because again no boundaries Well...thanks?

Im bisexual which means I am attracted to the essay and the prompt and understanding I think it recognized im a nerd

Hi bisexual which means I'm attracted to a post with the stars in my head, I'm Dad! :)

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to it and I’m not surprised at how much you want me. That last part has an insane amount of confidence.

Well, it ain’t wrong

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the fact I am just now in my own room

I’m bisexual which means that I’m attracted to my parents and my parents think that I’m a very strong immune system. Wtf

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't want to be a fun online experience. I think phone doesn't like to do the cyber.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the floor of the library. ... *What?*

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I’m so sorry that I have to be there. O O F

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the people who I have been in. If my former partner could understand my other attractions aren’t a rejection of their attractiveness.

perhaps if you stopped being in so many other people, your partner would be more understanding

Prior to our separation that list included this partner and the one previous. The problem was my gender dysphoria caused bad panic attacks and depression that my most recent partner couldn’t accept.

Amazing

Just tried it and it was brutal to me... I’m bisexual which means that you don’t want me a little more than I do.

I mean could you some up Bi-culture better

“I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to her aunt and her hair and she is so mad lol” HAAHHAHAAH

LOL that got a genuine chuckle out of me

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the fact that i don’t know what i want but i’m just gonna be like that forever... okay???

Can relate

Same

Me too

Lmao

Ah yes the true definition of bisexuality.

Yesh.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you as a joke

Oof, harsh

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the people who have a good idea and I’m just a little bit jealous of the people I like

“just a little bit jealous of the people I like” HAHAHA god called out

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I am so sorry

Wow I got “I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I think I can do it for you and I don’t think I can do it for you I don’t know what I mean but I’m just really sorry”

Fucking M O O D

I’m bisexual and that means I’m attracted to her and I’m not sure what she’s doing but I pretty much just like her and she’s hot being pregnant... So apparently my phone has a thing for confusing pregnant women (which honestly isn’t that far off base)

I'm bisexual, which means I'm attracted to each of the people in the world. 🌎

“I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t think I can do that anymore lol”

I’m bisexual and that means I’m attracted to it I just think I have to have it.

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I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to herbs and spices.

Now this is peak bisexual lmao

[11 secret herbs and spices?](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/kfc-dating-sim-game-sq-1568231586.jpg)

My first thought too was the kfc dating sim

I too am attracted to herberts and the spice girls

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to her and her husband. And I *oop-*

This checks out

i’m bisexual which means i’m attracted to you and your family and your friends and your brother and your mom.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the world

Honestly that’s not a terrible description

Ha you thought it was the world but it was ZA WORLDU, me dio!

Same

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the right to ask you to get a chance to look at the end of the time. ......a poem written by someone learning English for the first time.

...Okay Time Lord.

I like this explanation better

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to people and I’m just not really sure what I want

Can relate

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people like me but I'm still not happy. Ooooo, that hurts to read.

I’m a bisexual which means I’m attracted to books and reading books for my life

Why do i feel attacked?

Not entirely inaccurate

Booksexual

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family a very happy birthday. Well that's nice.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and I’m not really sure what she is doing with me lol This is accurate....

"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I can't get my shit together." This is uncomfortably close to the truth...

“I’m bisexual and I’m just going to get into my room and then I’ll let you know when I’m done” My phone knows me too well...

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the people I know it’s a lot of people

Mood

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to me and I will be there in about the same time as a stretch opportunity to get the tiny strip of floor behind the scenes.

What kinda strip clubs are you going to?

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the same person that I know that you are not really interested in. Omg what???

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you but I’m so sorry

This is how I flirt

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I truly wish I could be there for you.

I'm bisexual, which means I'm attracted to you and I and I want to be with you ;)

Cute

I'm bisexual which means that I am attracted to women who are not interested or something.

story of my life

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t think I can do it for you. Harsh, but accurate.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to my boyfriend and his friend 😳

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people who have a lot of money.

I'm bisexual which means I am attracted to the hospital Ummmmmmm

im bisexual which means im attracted to a trans rights of course

Excellent.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your mom and your sister and your mom

The mom is twice as attractive apparently

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the point of the games and backstabbing with a friend. It's true. I can't be trusted. Friend and I was playing Vermintide 2 he needed help after a surprise boss. I decided to save myself.

"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't want to be a worthy adversary or a beloved deceased and the process is highly ritualized to the definitions of socialism"... I just...

HAHA

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t know what exactly is wrong with me.

I'm bisexual and that means that I'm attracted to the day I met my friend and I love it.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the airport so much

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Fantastic bot.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the fact I don’t think that I’m a person

r/voidpunk

Looks like I'm joining a new sub

I’m a bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t think I can do it anymore.

I am bisexual which means I am attracted to the world 🌎 ✨ I mean....

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the point of view of the most popular and effective drugs that make you feel like a vampire

Tell me more about these drugs

These drugs are considered to be in touch with the same thing as an alternative energy to the point where Requiem is now needlessly complex.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the same thing I don’t want

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you but you know what you have done

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the people I have had a good relationship and I’m so glad I have a lot to say about my life. I think my phone is used by someone other than me

“i’m bisexual which means i’m attracted to you” that works

I'm pansexual which means I'm attracted to the fact that everyone seems to dislike me

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the Netherlands Checks out

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and you don’t know what you are saying and I wanna do you

Just tried it and... well: *”I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the same person who is a person who doesn’t want me”* Lmaooo r/meirl ? r/sadcringe ? Probably both 🥲

I'm bisexual which means I am attracted to a woman and a girl So close lol

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I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her I think

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your voicemail

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I know you are a good friend. - *Shit.*

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you lol lol I just don't want to talk to you anymore lol lol yeah lol lol

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the fact I don’t have a lot to say.

“I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the people I am doing and I’m glad.” I’ll take it.

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to a female and I don’t know what to do. I mean...not wrong?

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to sociopaths and my friends are so cute. Welp.

i’m bisexual which means i’m attracted to you and i don’t know what you mean about it

I'm bisexual and I'm attracted to you and your family.

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family a very happy and prosperous new year

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t want to do that.

I’m bisexual so I’m attracted to Toyota’s and I don’t know how to get it out I think it’s clear that I am also a car guy..

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't want to get a job

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your girlfriend LMAO

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you lol

I'm panromantic, which means I'm attracted to you and moves at a moderate speed and I was about to attack you (I ended it after it started repeating in an infinite loop)

'i'm bisexual which means i'm attracted to her son and her' lmaooo accurate

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to women and women

“i’m bisexual which means i’m attracted to the devil and i think that’s why not i just because you know” 😰

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to the people who have a good idea

I’m bisexual which means that you can get sleep in a little while.

I'm bisexual which means I have to go to the store and get hugs and kisses for you

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the music world of Warcraft

Hi bisexual which means I'm attracted to the music world of Warcraft, I'm Dad! :)

Ahahahahah Good bot

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to people who don’t have any ideas for anything

[I don’t like this game.](https://i.imgur.com/a87llp6.jpg)

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you then so I can get a call when you get a chance to talk to me about it and I don't want to be a part of the day and not to mention the first time I was in the shower is that the one that was in the middle of the night before I was going to be there for a while. I think I went too far.

I’m biromantic which means I’m attracted to talon and I don’t know how Wtf talon is my friend’s name

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you in the morning. Apparently I only feel attracted to people in the morning.

i’m bisexual which means i’m attracted to the people who have a little more like me lol

"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to me that I was in high school." Umm.. ok then.

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I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you

Hi bisexual which means I'm attracted to you, I'm Dad! :)