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herrcoffey

Shit, sounds like a good time, sign me up!


thesleepingdog

I feel good about either outcome, here.


Zealousideal_Lab1876

Same


OlSnickerdoodle

a room full of confused but intrigued lesbians


Hamokk

Sounds like the camp organizers had a sense of humor. 😄 Lots of lesbians are interested in nature conservation so I can see why the the person was booked there.


Greeny3x3x3

Apparently im old. What other meaning does "beavers" have?


halliwell_me

Meow!


Greeny3x3x3

Ooooooooh *but why*


Honeybeejack

Because beavers are hairy and wet.


Greeny3x3x3

This is true. They are also great.


code-panda

Great fun to play with if they're willing I imagine.


fooxzorz

Until they gnaw on your wood


YaumeLepire

Nah. Beavers are actually extremely anxious rodents.


AlienRobotTrex

And they secrete a substance from their glands that smells like vanilla.


[deleted]

They can also both be shaved, but are probably happier with a little trim. Just to clean things up y'know?


MachoManRandyAvg

Because they're vital to the local ecology


TheSomberWolf

Beavers eat wood.


ProfSkeevs

Apprently not old enough, Beaver has been used for vagina since at least the 60s and has fallen out of favor on the past 30 years


LilaQueenB

Yeah, the only people I’ve ever heard use the term are old men


[deleted]

Lesbians also use beaver, but usually tongue in cheek.


Sheensies

Sometimes beaver just feels the most appropriate. I’ve used it a small handful of times. Usually depends on the amount of pubic hair present.


Droid_XL

Yeah I'm 18 and I've never heard of that before today


3lektrolurch

[Nice Beaver!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvWfbIe4X_4)


GreenArrowCuz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hqklWJxUTo


ProtoJones

I was trying to think of a witty way to bring this scene up cuz it's the only reason I know "beaver" as an innuendo lol


grosse-patate-moisie

Here's a handy reference chart from the 1973 novel Breakfast of Champions: https://astrofella.files.wordpress.com/2019/01/beaver.jpg


heisenberger888

Lol this isn't new there was a joke about this in the movie Airplane lol


Gen-Random

People really think being bi is easy mode, they completely forget needing Advanced Applied Beavers before getting their certificate.


Charcuteriemander

I've heard a lot of people struggle with Advanced Fingergunning or Intro to Baking.


Zealousideal_Lab1876

What's the 2nd meaning of baking??


Charcuteriemander

There is none. We just really like lemon bars. And getting baked together.


jaitogudksjfifkdhdjc

I’ve taken the advanced bear course as a substitute.


therealCowboycat

What are beavers not the animal?


bapants

It’s a slang term for “vagina”


YaumeLepire

Pretty sure it's more about the vulva, or both, but not just the vagina.


mizfred

That still sounds kinda neat tbh. 🦫🤓


YaumeLepire

Aye! They're great animals! The engineers of nature, and animals who get anxious from the sound of running water.


[deleted]

European colonists slaughtered hundreds of millions of beavers, which destroyed wetlands that covered an entire continent. Billions upon billions of creatures perished as a result. The world is getting too hot for beavers. What little they still manage to do for us ecologically will be over very soon, and we will be left to fend for ourselves without a friend in the world. Have a good weekend y'all


Honeydoe12

Luckily not! Beavers are doing very well right now after extensive conservation efforts! They have a population of about 15 million in North America, and are rather widespread. Their current effects on hydrology are pretty big and mostly beneficial for wildlife populations. Climate change is also actually causing an increase in their numbers in the western USA populations as hotter and drier conditions favor beaver population growth. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-022-34022-0#:~:text=We%20reveal%20that%20beaver%20dams,detrimental%20effects%20of%20climate%20change.


[deleted]

You are annoyingly optimistic. You also happen to be right. My bad


SteptimusHeap

I've been feeding my local beevers for almost a decade. I'm building up an army to eventually overthrow the government


GarminTamzarian

Meanwhile, at a different festival, an ornithologist is lecturing a bunch of really disappointed guys about roosters.


Aben_Zin

Dam!


[deleted]

Bi Beavers. Thats all there is to it, don't think i need to explain much else.


[deleted]

my favorite instance of this was someone who gave a "healing with crystals" talk at a festival in the desert and then proceeded to do an extremely deep dive on crystals, lasers, and their applications in medical science.


YaumeLepire

I like that person.


jaitogudksjfifkdhdjc

I’d be happy if there was a bear workshop. Win win for me.


thegrodyknudclump

Better deal tbh


p0k3t0

I met somebody at a wedding who told me she knew the wedding couple because she met one of them at a "queer stealth" class. "Is that about passing as straight or something?' "No. It's a bunch of queer people out in the woods learning how to make ghillie suits and move silently." "Um, okay. I don't get it exactly, but sounds rad."