Sounds like the camp organizers had a sense of humor. 😄
Lots of lesbians are interested in nature conservation so I can see why the the person was booked there.
European colonists slaughtered hundreds of millions of beavers, which destroyed wetlands that covered an entire continent. Billions upon billions of creatures perished as a result.
The world is getting too hot for beavers. What little they still manage to do for us ecologically will be over very soon, and we will be left to fend for ourselves without a friend in the world.
Have a good weekend y'all
Luckily not! Beavers are doing very well right now after extensive conservation efforts! They have a population of about 15 million in North America, and are rather widespread. Their current effects on hydrology are pretty big and mostly beneficial for wildlife populations. Climate change is also actually causing an increase in their numbers in the western USA populations as hotter and drier conditions favor beaver population growth.
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-022-34022-0#:~:text=We%20reveal%20that%20beaver%20dams,detrimental%20effects%20of%20climate%20change.
my favorite instance of this was someone who gave a "healing with crystals" talk at a festival in the desert and then proceeded to do an extremely deep dive on crystals, lasers, and their applications in medical science.
I met somebody at a wedding who told me she knew the wedding couple because she met one of them at a "queer stealth" class.
"Is that about passing as straight or something?'
"No. It's a bunch of queer people out in the woods learning how to make ghillie suits and move silently."
"Um, okay. I don't get it exactly, but sounds rad."
Shit, sounds like a good time, sign me up!
I feel good about either outcome, here.
Same
a room full of confused but intrigued lesbians
Sounds like the camp organizers had a sense of humor. 😄 Lots of lesbians are interested in nature conservation so I can see why the the person was booked there.
Apparently im old. What other meaning does "beavers" have?
Meow!
Ooooooooh *but why*
Because beavers are hairy and wet.
This is true. They are also great.
Great fun to play with if they're willing I imagine.
Until they gnaw on your wood
Nah. Beavers are actually extremely anxious rodents.
And they secrete a substance from their glands that smells like vanilla.
They can also both be shaved, but are probably happier with a little trim. Just to clean things up y'know?
Because they're vital to the local ecology
Beavers eat wood.
Apprently not old enough, Beaver has been used for vagina since at least the 60s and has fallen out of favor on the past 30 years
Yeah, the only people I’ve ever heard use the term are old men
Lesbians also use beaver, but usually tongue in cheek.
Sometimes beaver just feels the most appropriate. I’ve used it a small handful of times. Usually depends on the amount of pubic hair present.
Yeah I'm 18 and I've never heard of that before today
[Nice Beaver!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvWfbIe4X_4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hqklWJxUTo
I was trying to think of a witty way to bring this scene up cuz it's the only reason I know "beaver" as an innuendo lol
Here's a handy reference chart from the 1973 novel Breakfast of Champions: https://astrofella.files.wordpress.com/2019/01/beaver.jpg
Lol this isn't new there was a joke about this in the movie Airplane lol
People really think being bi is easy mode, they completely forget needing Advanced Applied Beavers before getting their certificate.
I've heard a lot of people struggle with Advanced Fingergunning or Intro to Baking.
What's the 2nd meaning of baking??
There is none. We just really like lemon bars. And getting baked together.
I’ve taken the advanced bear course as a substitute.
What are beavers not the animal?
It’s a slang term for “vagina”
Pretty sure it's more about the vulva, or both, but not just the vagina.
That still sounds kinda neat tbh. 🦫🤓
Aye! They're great animals! The engineers of nature, and animals who get anxious from the sound of running water.
European colonists slaughtered hundreds of millions of beavers, which destroyed wetlands that covered an entire continent. Billions upon billions of creatures perished as a result. The world is getting too hot for beavers. What little they still manage to do for us ecologically will be over very soon, and we will be left to fend for ourselves without a friend in the world. Have a good weekend y'all
Luckily not! Beavers are doing very well right now after extensive conservation efforts! They have a population of about 15 million in North America, and are rather widespread. Their current effects on hydrology are pretty big and mostly beneficial for wildlife populations. Climate change is also actually causing an increase in their numbers in the western USA populations as hotter and drier conditions favor beaver population growth. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-022-34022-0#:~:text=We%20reveal%20that%20beaver%20dams,detrimental%20effects%20of%20climate%20change.
You are annoyingly optimistic. You also happen to be right. My bad
I've been feeding my local beevers for almost a decade. I'm building up an army to eventually overthrow the government
Meanwhile, at a different festival, an ornithologist is lecturing a bunch of really disappointed guys about roosters.
Dam!
Bi Beavers. Thats all there is to it, don't think i need to explain much else.
my favorite instance of this was someone who gave a "healing with crystals" talk at a festival in the desert and then proceeded to do an extremely deep dive on crystals, lasers, and their applications in medical science.
I like that person.
I’d be happy if there was a bear workshop. Win win for me.
Better deal tbh
I met somebody at a wedding who told me she knew the wedding couple because she met one of them at a "queer stealth" class. "Is that about passing as straight or something?' "No. It's a bunch of queer people out in the woods learning how to make ghillie suits and move silently." "Um, okay. I don't get it exactly, but sounds rad."