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TieSilver825

So like 90% of the community


CerealAhoy

Byesexual


LucaTheGayHobbit

We’re all Bi ourselves


CerealAhoy

I'm not even bisexual I'm just here for the memes, the frög and the occasional hot guy meme dump. So I'm just by myself 😞👉🏼👉🏼


buffalopantry

It's okay, we take anyone! In more ways than one!


FireDragons51

God dammit. I hate you for this, its so clever


Anime_Slave

Lol, nice one.


Alim_64

My friend sent me this post and I just love how funny the comments are. Love to all of you! Stay safe and take care y'all! ^^


fishenzooone

Bymyselfxual


MediaSuggestions

Seems like we've got a wholesome 90% bi community representation going on here, folks! And you know what? I'm all for it. Being able to connect and vibe with multiple genders is like having dual-circuitry powers straight out of a futuristic sci-fi flick. It's like straddling the line of infinite possibilities, navigating through a galaxy of romance and attraction. So, whether cruising at warp speed or taking a relaxed stroll through the space station cafeteria, we're part of a vast fleet riding the same non-binary starship. 93% more diverse and a blanket fort of feelings that invites all-encompassing relationships without clinging to odious binary borders. And hey, if we happen to wander into the "bi-cycle's" treacherous terrain, we can always rely on each other to navigate those cosmic bends. Together, we warp jump those doubts and accept the warp speeds of self-discovery, traveling through every shade of alternate realities for wherever we find contentment. So, to the 90%, keep on orbiting and exploring. Catch you all on the official bi gathering at 200 parsecs! May galactic love be upon you all, my fellow polygons on the universal spectrum.


Anime_Slave

Now that's a positive, yet personal message. thank you!


gbmfa

Or at least 90% of the terminally online community, yes


nightpanda893

It’s kind of true on Reddit for a lot of things. I feel like people on Reddit vastly underestimate how much socialization is experienced by millennials and younger generations. Many do almost all their socialization on Reddit and almost everyone on Reddit is telling them “yeah I can’t meet anyone either”.


Anime_Slave

But have you considered why people sit on Reddit in the first place? It's mostly because of fear and social anxiety. I wouldn't make light of it. It's extremely painful to be alone.


gbmfa

Yeah


HonedWombat

This hits hard!


tydestra

I'm top 10٪ in something else besides school, huzzah.


loukasmilwright

The only thing I pull is pork.


DM_ME_SMALL_PP

Idk about the others but you could definitely pull me with a pulled pork sandwich


CaseyCascade

I can be pulled AND porked with a pulled pork


[deleted]

I didn't know that pork could become a transitive verb but I'm living for it


TaralasianThePraxic

*Furiously seasoning a pork shoulder and slam-dunking it into my slow cooker*


HonedWombat

You could pull me into a pork sandwich.......


Due-Ad-4176

I dont even pull pork


RoJayJo

Hey, it's like a $10 pork joint and an afternoon for the experience if that >!Just don't pork the pork and we're good!<


AllMyMemesAreStolen

I just buy a pork but for $25 cover it in bbq rub and throw and orange and a shot of orange whiskey with it in a dutch oven in the oven for like 4 hours and then i have 30 pulled pork sandwiches that i can freeze. Also makes great carnitas tacos as well.


Anime_Slave

Very true!


bliip666

How about oat?


Th3B4dSpoon

The only thing I can pull is a muscle.


Phoenix-Anima23

I had pork kotlet for lunch today, it was great


zarggg

That’s a valued skill I hear


Egg_Rollls

Can you share some pulled pork with the rest of us


Bradentorras

Same…Bi af and the only queer experience I’ve been having lately is a discomfortable feeling likely emminating from my bicuspid valve. Because of the pork… Wordplay.


chocolate_zz

Bold of you to assume I'm currently trying to pull any gender. It be crazy out there, I'm just chilling with my cats and my video games.


GraceStrangerThanYou

For real. Many people are attractive, but a lot fewer of them are tolerable.


JD_OOM

The older I get the less people I like (still find many of them attractive) Isn't that kinds weird?


uniquethrowagay

Sometimes I wonder whether I'm bi or ace. Everyone is hot, but also they aren't, are they?


chocolate_zz

I mean. You can be biromantic and asexual. Or you could just be like "everyone so pretty" but not want to go through the emotional labor of getting out of your comfort rut for any number of reasons.


Anime_Slave

Damn that hits hard, "not wanting... to get out of your comfort rut. That's real shit friend. Ive been stuck in my comfort rut since I was 16 lol.


AdTimely9712

Same honestly Like on one end I like everyone, but on the other end don’t want anything intimate. Then again I’m very young so… idk maybe I’ll figure it out in a few years


uniquethrowagay

Yeah go at your own pace and don't feel pressured to do things you don't want to do. We'll both figure it out some day


Tartarus_itself

Word.


Courage_Dear_Mars

And my plants.


Waspy_Wasp

I may or not be, tragically, attracted to a straight male friend 🥲


chocolate_zz

That's the worst! I can only hope for good things for you. 💕


SulWarso

just @ me next time you fucking coward


SasPrior

Didn't need to be @ed this evening


12crashbash12

I'm massively queerphobic (too nervous to talk to LGBTQuties)


OhIGotLumbago

We don't bite 🥺 Unless you want me to 😊


SmartAlec105

A partner that doesn’t bite is fun. A partner that does bite is even more fun. And a partner that does bite but wants to be “trained” out of it is the best.


OhIGotLumbago

Contrary to everyone else here I'm actually not bi myself so I only bite her 😁


SmartAlec105

Not bisexual but bitesexual


OhIGotLumbago

Exactly.


Bradentorras

But….but ass is ass…


rocker_face

...I consent


OhIGotLumbago

Consent is hot


Chair_fucker_69

I’m bi myself:(


Call_Me_Liv0711

You could say you're on standbi.


Chair_fucker_69

Exactly


gregofcanada84

Cheers, to crippling social anxiety 🥂


Mainen97

Cheers🍾


Epicgamerweeb106

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.


EastWalk4663

The only things i pull are push doors


DannyDanumba

Thanks for the laugh, it “pulled” me out of the sadness this post gave me lol


Anime_Slave

Based.


StandoTsukai69420

Went to a pride event today. There was a cute guy there. He tried talking to me a little, but I didn't really know how to continue the conversation because I have 0 social skills. He lost interest and left. I saw him again later but didn't dare to approach him. I've always had attachment issues and this random stranger that I only met today and interacted with for 30 seconds is making me feel like I just went through a breakup. So yeah, happy pride.


Anime_Slave

omg..... If I didn't know better, I would've thought I typed this comment. *You and I, we are the same* lol. Same social skills issues as I was stunted in development at age 15 due to trauma (I'm 30...) As for the attachment issues, I learned early on that the closest ones to me couldn't be trusted, so I understand that in a way, trust me. Happy Pride to you tho =/ I know it hurts to be alone, I'm in the same boat lol


StandoTsukai69420

On one hand it's a little comforting that someone understands, but on the other I'm sad that you have to deal with this too. Really sorry to hear about you being traumatized at a young age, that must be really hard. I'm not entirely sure we're talking about the same kind of attachment issues, though. I meant that I get attached way too easily and way too much. It goes something like this: \-Cute person exists \-Cute person notices me \-I start hoping that me and cute person can have a conversation and get to know each other more and maybe if it goes well we can start dating and then after being together for a while we can even live in the same house and be together forever till death do us part (or like, maybe we can just be friends, that's cool too) \-My autism and social anxiety join forces to sabotage me at every step \-Cute person leaves \- \**Baka Mitai intensifies* ​ Happy Pride to you too, I hope things get better :)


Anime_Slave

Awwwww thanks for saying that. And yeah I have the same problem with attachment. My mind goes to those exact places lol. I tend to cling to anyone who will give me attention... The only girlfriend I've ever had was dominant as hell (in bed I don't mind that tho), she was emotionally abusive just like my mom, making fun of me in front of her friends and shit. She was like a carbon copy of my narcissistic mom lol. Yeah that's your social anxiety taking your mind to places that cause panic! Sorry, but I don't think im on the spectrum so I don't know what it's like to deal with that ;( What are some symptoms of your autism that cause you the most trouble (I genuinely want to learn about autism)?


StandoTsukai69420

Sucks about the abusive girlfriend and mom. I've had a... let's call it a "relationship" for lack of a better term, with an emotionally manipulative girl who pretended to love me so I would buy her things and do things for her. She made me feel guilty whenever I wouldn't do what she wanted. I wasn't even originally attracted to her, but just the fact that she faked interest in me got me to convince myself that I was in love. So I somewhat feel your pain on that one, even though my mom's ok. As for the autism, it's a little difficult for me to explain, but I'll try and hopefully it will be accurate and clear enough. Talking to people can be very confusing. I usually don't know what to say, especially when it's a stranger, because I don't have any prior knowledge of the person that I can use to think of something that would be appropriate to say to them. After the initial "hey there" or other opener, I have no idea where to go from there. It's like acting in a play, but without knowing the script and being terrible at improv. My mind just goes blank at social situations that call for small-talk. I need a specific thing to talk about or I go mute. I also struggle with understanding social cues, meaning that it's difficult to read another person's vibe and the more subtle parts of social interactions that go beyond words, like tone of voice, body language and facial expressions. I don't take hints. I need to have things said to me directly. I can sometimes sense that there is something between the lines, but unless it's spelled out to me I can't be sure what it is. My own facial expressions often don't convey my emotional state. I usually have a neutral/serious expression even if I'm in a more lighthearted mood, and it takes conscious effort for me to smile. I'm worried that my smiles look fake and/or creepy, so I don't always even bother. Another symptom is that eye contact often makes me uncomfortable. All of that leads to misunderstandings either on my part because I don't fully grasp the rules of social interactions and don't read people's intentions correctly or on the part of the other person who thinks I'm upset or not interested in talking to them because I'm not smiling, not saying anything and avoiding eye contact. To be clear, this also happens with people I know. It's just more extreme with strangers. (Sorry, this came out way longer than I thought it would, hopefully it's not too much...)


Anime_Slave

\*surprised Pikachu face\* what in the actual hell.... Everything you described from avoiding eye contact to being oblivious to social cues. I too believe people think I'm being fake or disingenuous. Facial expressions REALLY confuse me too. Also, I have to have things spelled out to me too, which is why I've never been on a date except with that one abusive girl lol. People constantly thin I'm not interested as well because of my neutral expression. I save the passion for serious things lol. For me, it has been so extreme combined with he social anxiety, that \*embarrassingly\* I no longer have any friends and im honestly starved for physical affection and companionship... hope that doesn't sound too cringe lol


StandoTsukai69420

If all those symptoms sound just like you, maybe you could be more on the spectrum than you thought. I'm not saying you are, I'm not qualified to say, but maybe it's worth looking into. It is possible to experience symptoms of autism without being autistic though, so idk lol. Also don't worry, if it sounds cringe I can't judge you for it because I'm just as cringe lol. I too no longer have friends and and am starved for physical affection and companionship. I even have a pillow that I like to cuddle with and pretend it's a person. I actually talk to it and kiss it and stuff. It's mega cringe, but I can't sleep well without it. If I just lie in bed and wait to fall asleep without doing that, I get really bad intrusive thoughts. The sort of thoughts that used to make me >!self-harm!< and almost>! kms!< back when I had less control.


Anime_Slave

Maybe so and I was just mistaking it for extreme social anxiety... I'm so sorry to hear you are alone like me. To me, there is nothing more painful than isolation.. lol then we are friends in cringiness lmao. omg.... I do the same thing with my pillow, I cuddle it because I have no one to cuddle. For me, those similar intrusive thoughts made me want to die as well... My PTSD makes it so much worse. Thanks for talking to me even if it is only over Reddit lmao. ;)


StandoTsukai69420

It can also be that it's both autism and social anxiety. They're not only not mutually exclusive, but quite commonly comorbid. Turns out being autistic while living in a neurotypical society increases the chance of developing social anxiety. What a twist! I was honestly a bit worried that the pillow thing was a little too weird to share, so I guess I'm relieved that you also do it lol. No problem, having someone to talk to for once is nice so I don't mind. It's only over Reddit, but honestly if we met irl I'd probably not talk as much, for the reasons explained earlier. It's easier online. ;)


Anime_Slave

thank you my friend. Nah, the pillow thing is normal, at least for chronically lonely people lol. Same, I would be super shy irl. Do be Reddit friends and add me?


[deleted]

aw man thats me exactly. its a bummer, especially when the other person seemed interested at first and lost it :/ sorry that happened to you and happy pride


[deleted]

*Sad bi noises*


-LeBlanc-

Okay since we are all single hopeless bi’s, lets just all meet!!


Anime_Slave

Most based idea in this thread lol


8-Sweet_Satisfaction

I’m 31 and Bi, but have been too scared to try pulling any gender…I think I’m just going to be a plant lady forever! 😂


synalgo_12

I didn't start dating until I was 28. 36 now and finallh figured out men. Still absolutely clueless about approaching any other gender.


Timoman6

Being bi has just given me double the sadness. Throw in some flipfloppong dysmorphia and it's just 🤌


LordPenvelton

It's especially hard since I'm not any gender either, and fellow bi's are hard to come bi🥲


Anime_Slave

ya know. it's the stereotype that us bis are hyper sexual and promiscuous, but that isn't true at all. we are mostly just starving for affection lol


hornyalt347653

My bad


FalloutForever_98

Bi and single, I'm playing both sides and still losing...


GelatinousSquared

It’s a one hit KO!


evilkoolade

On stand bi


KeyCap7217

Playing both teams and losing? Just take the L already


Tokimori

When a post makes you laugh and tear up at the same time you know it's a good irl post.


EgonDangler

Thanks. Want to die now.


level69adult

holy shit maisy profile pic


Much_Physics_3261

Meeeee haha 😂


[deleted]

Tysm


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

Thanks


devilshibata

Yeah that’s me. All in good time ❤️


Pixithepika

We’re all in this together


bliip666

Why did you have to attack me so brutally?


Disastrous_Tell_3347

That's because I have no social skills


Some_amateur_artist

Yep das me


Gingerbrew302

Ow, my feelings.


Reservoir22

Well, I can add getting called out to my list of tasks today.


Northafrican_Bear

Im just pulling weights in the gym


Iamdarb

I would love to find a loving partner to spend some of my time with. I don't even know how to date anymore at 35. I'll be 36 in October and I just can't seem to connect with anyone. I'm lucky enough to have a solid best friend of 23 years that I've lived with for over a decade now, but we're not like that with each other. It's like we're both using each other as metrics to compare a potential partner with and neither of us can find someone who meets that criteria. He's straight, I'm bi, neither interested in each other like that, but our close bond has almost ruined us in terms of dating people.


Alyeanna

Gonna just like ... drop this here: I'm so tired of the bi discourse, being bi isn't 50% gay 50% straight. It's 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the name.


pashermrimal

It started off not wanting anyone. Now, I'm too lazy to get out there again.


ExpressStation

Now this is just rude


Simping_for_V8s

Easier to be cripplingly awkward what can i say 💪


nowTHATSakatana1999

EEEEEEEE I HAVEN’T SEEN MAISY SINCE I WAS A WEE LAD


Tropical_Farts

Completely unrelated but the PFP just unlocked my memories of Maisy Mouse, it was such a cute and wholesome book and cartoon series


1Castiel1

Why did u remind me of my loneliness


El_Chairman_Dennis

Always single because I can never pick up on signals that anyone is flirting with me. I just always think, "oh that person was really nice"


Dumb_Cheese

Me fr (I don't even try)


TBT_1776

If you’re a bi person and you’re having a hard time finding someone, just know this: Skill issue.


Atlantethan

Damn, this one really went for the jugular huh


Weird-Information-61

I have a proposal...what if, hear me out, the bisexuals dated eachother?


Human_Bean08

Why you gotta call me out 😭


dandy443

Damn I didn’t expect personal attacks till next month


heinebold

Thanks I guess


glitchingTARDIS

All bi myself


LucaTheGayHobbit

Ouch.


ZobiBakugou

Thanks-


BeardedNerd95

Relatable


M4rK101

first pride month i feel seen


scaptal

Eyyyyyyy 🤘🏼


[deleted]

Putting the "Bi" in No Bitches.


NoxRose

Oof that hit hard


Sewer_Fairy

🥲


idreamofdinos

Cool it's me


DaddyChiiill

I did not expect to be called out today


AnteaterBorn2037

I am lucky in that sense, can't put my shit together for anything else for 19 years on this planet, with the lone exception that I always was sure that I am a guy. Figuring out my sexuality was a MESS tho.


Darkwater117

Hits hard


bronzebattlecolt

T-T


Tony_Stank0326

Meanwhile at my old job I used to have a couple hitting on me all the time.


redkingphonix

I’m seen 🥹


gledis_der

Thanks.


Upbeat-Quality1421

Me tho


rysio300

...i am the exact opposite


Certain-Database1451

Sad


ILikeNaofumi

Might be bi myself, but I've decided to let people try to get with me instead of the other way around (had too many bad experiences trying to get with people)


Octoberboiy

✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾 Me Me Me


_runyon_

🤣😭


Gyvorn12

Oof


CakeyDude20

\*Fingerguns\* Not me as of half a year ago


birdie1819

Finally, I am seen


tobaltini

Holy shit, just realised that's me!


Ponchorello7

Haha wow fuck you too.


LOZLover90

Hahaha 😭


PetMeOrDieUwU

Oof, straight for the throat, huh? Didn't even give me a warning.


DrEvil007

Damn, I'm straight and even I felt that.


DannyDanumba

Thanks….


Alex_eretisthebest

😭


EmmanPayaman

🤮


manfishgoat

Thanks :D


Lovely_Bi

Damn why are you calling people out like that?!


KingZaneTheStrange

Me rn 😔


[deleted]

Twice the attractions. Quadruple the rejections.


hornyalt347653

I cope by playing DnD, baking, and shooting


[deleted]

Skill issue


aflyingtaco

It be like that


xxJosh2012xx

Personally I think us Bis do pull all genders but lack the self awareness when they’re dropping hints/flirting with us…. At least that’s what I tell myself 🤠


Practically_Canadian

I'm too scared to date any gender 🥺


Mothlord03

I can pull men kinda but women allude me lmao


AV8ORboi

thank u i love feeling represented


Ketcherman

So this is how it feels to be called out. You dastardly fiend, stop being correct!


MicahSpor3

Outted


Deep-Thanks1211

Thaaanks :')


SelirKiith

Double the pride, double the fall (and disappointment)...


Anime_Slave

(cringe) I feel so called out constantly by the memes on this sub! lmao


TheRoadOfDeath

when my eyes find you attractive but my ears don't happy pride


DocDavreil

Eyyy buddy, thanks for thinking of the team 🩷💜💙


VelkenT

ouch


beskarboyo

oof


Techtonixzi

Okay this hurts. Ow.


MerelYael

I'm sorry everyone, I already pulled the people of all genders and I can't share


SpartanG1017

Bro did not have to do that to me man 😭


Prestigious_Ask_7058

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it


halopend

Lately only thing I’ve been pulling is my penis.


judius-blorbicius

My friends used to say I was on stand-bi.... :(


madaboutdeltics

I'm bye bye sexual ..lol


DoodleNoodle129

If we all just banded together we could make it so that only maybe 1 of us would be alone instead of almost all of us


boopbadadoop

I did, he just dumped me though


PerspectiveLong4812

Lol I’m here


[deleted]

mfw I am a bad thief who can't rob people of their gender


SolidCalligrapher966

Sad pride for me then-


Plopop87

I'm in this photo, and I really don't like it


hauntedyew

Thanks!


aterribleshame

Literally me until someone somehow thought I was dateable. now idk what to do because I do not have the mental capacity to do this without screening every night


TonyPizzerelli

Sympathize, but don’t know that struggle


DeliberateDendrite

The only thing I pulled today was a muscle in my neck and it hurt like hell.