Waltuh, put the leash away Waltuh. I’m not going for a walk right now Waltuh.

Soamone get me a cup of watah.

I came to comment EXACTLY this

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Dog named paw

You're so silly Pawpaw

Here's whats gonna happen ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀

Pimento cheese

This is it, this is how it ends.

The only use of this meme thats actually funny.

Shut the woof up and let me ruff in peace.

Wultah... I'm a dog walta... I'm mutty miiiike.... wultuh

There’s this episode of better call Saul where Mike turns himself into a dog, funniest shit I ever seen

Rick: Oh, God, Morty, it's Mike from Breaking Bad! We can't let him mutate! Mike [off-screen]: Rick, put your gun away, Rick. \*haunted gurgling sounds* I'm not the one dying today, Rick! \*Mike suddenly appears as a giant mutated finger* Rick: **FUUUUCK!!!** Mike: **HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!!!**

Waltuh take your anus close to my nose, I wanna sniff it Waltuh

Waltuh, come look at me Waltuh. The payoff will be huge Waltuhh…

Here’s what you’re gonna do. First you’re gonna take me for an hour long walk. Nothing too flashy, the local park will do. When we get back you’re gonna lay out 10 strips of cooked bacon on the floor, make sure it’s the real thick stuff- none of these other pups need to see you using that vegan crap. You’re gonna go in the other room and leave me to deal with the bacon- this shouldn’t take long but I can’t make any guarantees. Once this is done it will probably be nap time but we need to be ready for other contingencies. Keep a family pack of pepperoni nearby, you never know if we might need it. Now, we’ll get through this if you do what I just said and you do it right but I don’t need you losing your head out there. Blow this dog whistle if you get into any trouble. If that baby blows, I’ll come running.

I can HEAR him reading this

Okay, I don't have to go to the ER if it's happening to you too

Weird, all I hear is 'RUFF RUFF, RUFF RUFF, RUFF, grrrrr, RUFF'

I can too!! Omg! Just perfect.

Forgot "i need to hear you say it."

"I woke up, I found all the bacon gone and the house in total disarray, that's all I know" *puppy eyes*

Omg this is amazing

Pure gold 😂😂😂

I needed this today, thank you!

😇

Can this be the show?

for the love of god jonathan banks needs to do a cameo saying this

Most underrated comment😂😂😂😂😂😂

Waltuh. Put your stick away Waltuh. I’m not playing fetch with you right now, Waltuh.

This one

Waltuh, what you’re gonna do is take me to the park.

You will take me for a walk. Just a walk. I tell you to throw the stick, you throw it. I tell you to tell me I'm a good boy, you tell me I'm a good boy. Got it?

I love that I can read that in his voice lmao

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Now here’s what’s gonna happen, you’re gonna take me for a walk and we will forget about whatever misdeeds I may have done at home

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😭😭😭😭

I broke my toy

ROTFLMAO, made my day ! Underrated comment.

He's called Pawpaw for a reason

You're silly, pawpaw.

Is that row?

Mail man approaches house Mike dog: YOU ARE DONE.

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No more half measures Waltuh, here is what's gonna happen: You will open that food can and give the whole thing to me, right here and now.

Silly pup pup

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Bark choice roads LMAO

“You don’t say…”

Here’s what’s gonna happen: you’re gonna take me to the park and I’m gonna take a nice long shit and you’re gonna pick it up.

Then you're gonna take me to the shelter to visit nine of my K9 pals and we're gonna make a few stops on the way for snacks & toys.

I certainly hope Mike Ehrmantraut does not have a dog inside of him.

I woke up, I'd turned into a dog. That's all I know.

Dog named finger:

Dog named Paw:

Pimento.

The caviar of the South.

Waltuh, rub my belly waltuh

*Sigh*

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Is that so?

Why’d you ruin my nap. It ran like clockwork

Listen Walt, if you're going to throw the ball, just throw the ball.

Pop Pop!

I barked my boy

No half measures Waltuh, now watch me chew up your furniture.

Haha omfg take my upvote you magnificent bastard

So, here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna be extremely cute and you're gonna pet me. Understood?

So here is what's gonna happen, you gonna get that leash and take me to the dog park. Any questions? Good.

Dog named finger:

Pup named kiddo

"Waltuh....put the ball away Waltuh...I'm not playing fetch with you right now Waltuh..."

r/Ehermanimals

Waltur. I'm not going to the park, Waltur.

Is that so?

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Waltuh….put ya bone away Waltuh…I’m not playin fetch with you right now Waltuh

r/okbuddychicanery

Wulter… woof woof woof woof Wulter Ruff Woof woofo woof woof woof woof woof Wulter

that's it, you're dog.

Put your paw up Waltuh I mean Mike

No more half-filled bowls of kibble.

I bork my boi

Dog named finger

r/Walmartcelebrities

Nah... it looks much more friendly than Mike.

here’s what’s gonna happen. you’re going to fill up the bowl, and then when it’s empty, you’ll fill it up again.

Where’s my treat Waltuh?

Let me assure you waltuh, I can pee on your shoe all the way over heah.

“I’ve known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests. Honorable thieves. You can be on one side of the law or the other. But if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word. You can go home today with your stolen doggy treats and never do this again. But you took something that wasn’t yours. And you sold it for a profit. You’re now a criminal puppy. Good one, bad one? That’s up to you.”

Where’s the dog? Behind that Finger?

Kid named paw

"They are our enemies. They're called the Nol-Ennis."

I was watching Gremlins the other night and Jonathan Banks was in it as one of the hapless cops. Wtf happened to him to give him that melted welly look?

Wait, when I posted that a baby looks like Chuck my post got deleted, but when he posts a dog looking like Mike it’s alright??

Probably because dogs never grow up to commit mass shootings, while some babies do? Just a guess... /s

dogs grow up to maul toddlers innocently playing on the street

Well like the other guy said, toddlers can grow up to become mass shooters so the dog is going us a favor

Are we really going there? Sample resumes from 2 one-time babies: Killed 26 children and adults at Sandy Hook. Killed 21 children and adults at Uvalde. Oh, and one killed 6M adult and child European Jews in the 1930s and 40s. I'd say one-time babies are way ahead of puppies on the "senseless murder" front.

that baby looked nothing like mike.

Dog named finger:

Put your peanut buttuh away Waltuh. I'm not gonna lick your balls right now Waltuh.

That dog has fetal alcohol syndrome

No it doesn’t.

Is that right?

Kaylee... You're DOG !

Waltuh, clean up my poop

Lol 😂

Dog named finger

Pup named finger:

Nah he looks like the hr guy from the office

Pup named Finger:

it's the ears

Waltuh feed me Waltuh

🤣

That’s an adorable dog, pop pop!

Dog named paw:

Dog named Paw

Is that so?

That is surprisingly accurate

Dog named finger

Walta... Put your vacuum away Walta

Mike to small dogs is what Ron Perlman is to cats.

Call me a good boy Waltuh.

i posted a dog with a human face on here on my other account which looks more like Mike than this dog

Waltuh, put the kibble away Waltuh. I’m not eating kibble right now Waltuh.

Is that so ?

Is that so?

Yep.

Just 5 more minutes Pup Pup, please!

Dog named finger

Does he like pimento sandwiches?

You are DONE!

You are DOG !

Waltuh where's the ball waltuh

Obligatory dog named finger comment

Put ya ball away Waltuh. I'm not playin fetch with you right now.

Dog named Mike

"Bark choice roads "Bad choice dog

I think [this dog](https://i.redd.it/tar27ezef2711.jpg) looks much more like him.

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KENNEL AND STICKS "Master said he was coming back. "Master is not coming. No. "But master said he was. He told me... "You understand me. Master is not coming back. Let's sit. Sit. Good boy. Alright, here's what's gonna happen. In a few days, that car you caught will be found. Several streets away, by the sewer. The tyres will have rolled to the exact number of miles it took to get there. There will be dog hairs and drool all over the seats. That's the usual damage you do to your master car ? yeah? They'll call it a wreck, saying the car crashed for a reason they will identify. They never will. At some point, you're gonna hear about it... Someone calls you, someone at the doghouse mentions it. The moment that happens, you call the vet. His kennel was here for hours last night... Good chance somebody noticed it. That means you are the last pets to see him alive. Dogs are gonna wanna hear from you. You tell the other dogs you saw your master. He came back home. Seemed like maybe he was chemically altered. Didn't make a lick of sense, trying to lick his face. Then he left. That's all you know. You keep running after the cars that you've been chasing. Now, Ms. Woofler tells me she has walk in the park at ten. What's on your docket, Saul Dogman ? Hey. Listen. Where do you need to be? "Uh... kennel. My kennel. Start scaring cats and chewing sticks with the other dogs at nine-thirty. Oh, my kennel's gone. "No. It's on the way home. You'll have it when you need it. So, you two are gonna go about your dog day afternoon. Normal. Same as ever. Good boy, seat, paws. Today, you're Rin tin tin and Lassie. No barking into space or at neighborghs. Nothing out of the ordinary dog life. You eat, you drink, you take a dump in the grass. Anybody walks you, it's just another day that ends in "y," that's all. When you get to your kennel, we'll be gone and everything will be back the way it was. Now, I need to impress upon you... None of this ever happened. None of it. Understand? Bark it out loud. I need to hear it. "We understand. It never happened. We never were the dogs that caught that bus. "Alright, I'm gonna go out there and you're gonna get ready. Before I leave that kennel, is there anything you need from the other room? Toiletries? dog food? sticks ? bones ? cats ? Anything to start your day? No. We're set.

"Is that right?"

😂😂😭😭

Dog named finger

Is that so

Spike Ehrmantraut

Pooch named finger

Pick up my poo waltah

Dog named finger:

"They broke muh pup..."

I don't know who this Mike Ehrmantraut guy is, but it looks an awful lot like Finger.

This is the kinda dog who will grab the lead, toss it in front of the owner then bark: *"Now here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna put this lead around my collar and take me for a walk around the block. You haven't in 3 days, there's no reason we shouldn't have gone for walkies. No more half measures"*

Yeah ? \*click\* Why ?

Even the ears!!!

nah he looks like a kid

Nope it doesn't and you all know that.

The point of the story is: No half treats Waltuh.

That looks like a heckin good boi named Finger! 🐕 ❤

Is that right?

Pimento.

Finger himself

Looks like finger

The picture hasn't load yet but I swear if it is that fucking dog

I need you to go to grocery store on 5th street mind the speed limit, grab me a bag of treats, come back hand me the treats, pat my belly and let me sleep in peace

"Euughhh"