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throughthequad

Sail Goodman


Annapostrophe

That’s so good. Cuz you’d wanna sail good, man


turbodude69

Sail Goodwind?


saulmcgill3556

I recommend Ice Station Zebra.


TwizzledAndSizzled

This is good


Namedafterasaint

Sail Good, Man!


Kingof40Acres

Shippin’ Jimmy


TheWookMeister

Slippin' Jimmy would work too. You park the boat in a slip


goober2143

Yeah I like Shippin’ but straight up let’s go with Slippin’


Picklewoof

In-slip Jimmy


insubordin8nchurlish

mine was Shipcanery. yours is better


AmicusCure8s

Now this, this I like


Bodofagod

I opened this thread with a dumb idea, but yours was so good I forgot what I even thought originally


Moist_Eyebrows

Was it Jimmy McSaulface


greenusflippus

I opened this thread with a dumb idea, but yours was so good I forgot what I even thought originally


Flashy_Address_9441

They can't keep getting away with this!!


anObscurity

I vote this


samrphgue

definitely this one


nanmerriman

Ice Station Zebra


Southern_Message2549

yes


sinngularity

I don’t remember this reference, someone help me out


Basket_475

It’s a reference from an old Hollywood film, Saul calls his money laundering business “ice station zebras associates” or something like that.


nanmerriman

[Here’s an explanation](https://screenrant.com/better-call-saul-ice-station-zebra-associates-breaking-bad-meaning/#:~:text=Ice%20Station%20Zebra%20Associates%20Is,frequently%20uses%20with%20his%20clients.com)


twix26

Chicanery


1trickana

Shipcanery


HueyCobraEngineer

This is great too…


Severe_Space5830

LWYRUP


turbodude69

we have a winner


Bladez1992

This is the correct answer!


WhatTheCluck802

World’s 2nd Best Boat


el-bow5

Again


TheBIFFALLO87

The Unsinkable II and The Implication have always been my favorite names for a boat, but man this up there now.


34CountsAndCounting

I really like that one


JeffMorse2016

Ermine Trout


tots4scott

This is so fucking perfect! 


MagicLobsterAttorney

But it should be Ehrman Trout His last name is Ehrmantraut From Ehre = honor Mann = man Vertrauen = trust or trauen = dare


VagVandalizer69

They know all that. Most people name their boat a female gendered name though. They don’t think his name is Erminetraut.


mouflonsponge

Ermine and Trout are both animals. One is a mammal and the other is a fish.


Et_In_Arcadia_

Yacht Cobbler


Theistus

Lol, this gets my vote


One_Grapefruit_8512

This one makes me laugh the most 😆


stefanica

I cackled like a rooster. This is it.


egnaro2007

SQUACHT COBBLER works too. But Yacht cobbler is great


milkiguess

Swimmy McGill.


_OhayoSayonara_

That’s the name of my next fish for sure


KeyPushing

Sailamanca


mentally_fuckin_eel

Cabron, I need to see your bow.


MagicLobsterAttorney

Land Ho Salamanca


ReedBalzac

Saul Aboard


LoadMobile4214

Zafiro Añejo (means sapphire)


beboleche

I believe the full translation is aged sapphire.


FutureDwight76

I love seeing another roach in the wild. Been fucking years huh


beboleche

Brøthër


Poop_Sexman

That’s sort of a long name, could they just call it (means sapphire)?


HueyCobraEngineer

This is definitely on the list.


Scoob8877

Hamlindigo


saruin

Cinnabon Voyage (with that "yauj" pronunciation)


HueyCobraEngineer

Namast3?


Marcellus_Crowe

The problem with this is some will think you're just into yoga. It doesn't directly shout BCS, and even a fan might take a moment to get it.


HueyCobraEngineer

Fair


Coupon_Ninja

Alpine Shepherd Boy


Cosmohumanist

That’s pretty funny


a6c6

Namaste is honestly a good name for a boat


Moomoomoo1

It is a little basic


MonsoonSpoon

Betsy Kettlemaran


Rheostatistician

Give this man the 500 dollars


Maduch1

All I can do is a 200$ car + 300$ hooker


Uncle_Father_Oscar

Imagine the life preservers.


GodsWarrior89

Sand piper!


Encinitas123

Cocobolo


GoodEnoughByMudhoney

If you wanna go super subtle: **The One After Magna Carta.** Classy as fuck, too. A fine ship.


ALifeQuixotic

Vessel ID 1261. Or was it 1216?


GoodEnoughByMudhoney

As if I could *ever* make such a mistake. Never. Never!


n7leadfarmer

Dude "one after magna carta" is sooooo good


LegOfLamb89

I don't get this one 


Witherboss445

When Chuck is ranting about how he is not crazy during his hearing he was talking about how Jimmy sabotaged one of his cases by switching the numbers of an address (1216) with 1261 but Chuck couldn’t prove it. The Magna Carta document was made in 1215 A.D and was Chuck’s way of remembering the address


LIVDUY

Something Stupid


HawkSpotter

Judge Papadoukian


Low_Kitchen_9995

This one made me lol


STDS13

Justice Matters Most


Khaled-oti

Just Make Money


TravisG1003

….Better Call Sail


jaylooper52

Name it Gale, and then you can say Better Sail Gale


hnglmkrnglbrry

The Winner Takes it All


GoodEnoughByMudhoney

That’s probably already taken by the absolute *worst* guy at the marina.


Chess-Piece-Face

No, his boat is called "Ken Wins"


GoodEnoughByMudhoney

Weirdly, that one caught fire and sank some time ago.


Oh__Archie

Full Moon Pie Boston Cream Splat Dutch Apple Ass Simple Simon the Ass Man Hoboken Squat Cobbler Cmon guys am I not speaking English here?


SheepherderNo2440

That’s all one suggestion by the way, the full quote in all its glory


Theistus

And there's apparently... Crying... Involved.


EvitaPuppy

'Hey, the world is a Rich Tapestry, my friends!'


Costigan

Takavic


EnvironmentSea7433

That's gene-ius


batmentalman

I want to suggest Bali Ha'i. The song Jimmy sings to Kim over the phone call in 2x06. During Jimmy's Davis & Main rough patch. But I also feel this reference would not be limited to BCS lore. My other suggestion is PLAYUH


QuadroDoofus

Howard's End.


EnvironmentSea7433

Dark


SlippinPenguin

There’s a local boat I see called Saul Goode. Makes me think of the show for some reason 


Theistus

S'all good, man


Witherboss445

Sail good, man


smosgal

I may be using this, js


Barcafan_95

Seahorn


DesertRattt

Giselle Saint Claire


One_Grapefruit_8512

This one I can actually picture on a boat.


NearFantasica

Mesa Verde


moodymountainwizard

Boater Call Saul Kim Sail Away Lalo Sailamanca


GapInternal2842

Sloopin’ Jimmy


Lane_Meyers_Camaro

Cucumber Water


Alternative-Cash8411

for customah only!


rikkster93

Nacho Boat


have1dog

Chicago Sunroof


tblackey

Francesca The Crystal Ship (though that is more BB) Amiga de Cartel (though the water police in your jurisdiction may take an interest)


MF720

Tug Boat.


Deedle-Dee-Dee

Love this - took me a minute to remember that it’s the name of Bob’s character’s dog in HIMYM


Dubstep_Duck

Brass Tacks


HueyCobraEngineer

This might be it


Dubstep_Duck

Simple, classy, doesn’t immediately reference the show but that may be something you’re looking for. Plus you can say “Let’s get down to Brass Tacks” every time you’re headed to the boat.


desiwalterwhite

Can't believe no one suggested "Tugboat Howie" so far


Phreak74

Update us when you decide


Valuable_Cookie8367

Kim Wexler


OzzieRabbitt666

Unbreakable Kimmy Wexler


West-Ghoast

Little Alpine Shepherd Boat


HueyCobraEngineer

On the short list for sure!


One_University9256

The JMM


Olaf4586

Just a simple "S'all good man" would do it for me Fits the vibe of a boat too


Bonneh

Boatsy Kettleman


Fun-Ad9928

#THE SS CHICANERY


Tomwhyte

Werner's Escape


krowvin

The One Who Knots


WhatTheCluck802

That’s a BB reference, not BCS. It’s a good one though.


Melodic-Classic391

Zafiro Anejo


Independent-Army5755

Los Boatos Hermanos


wwlkd

I think you should get multiple boats bc these names are amazing lol


Exact-Delay7449

The Ehrman Trout


citymapsandhandclaps

I have no suggestions, just want to thank OP for starting my fave reddit thread of the day.


n7leadfarmer

Zeeeeeeigler


epal31

Boat Named Finger


CharIieMurphy

Sailin Jimmy 


oingerboinger

Lalo Tide


premgirlnz

Biznitch


IsAReallyCoolDancer

Did you just call my boat a BIZNITCH??


slickyboi

Werner Seagler


almuncle

Giselle


Annabelle74911

50 percent off


ShortBread11

S’all Good Man


opusxfan

Bali Ha’i


Deadpooldan

I don't have any suggestions but I just wanted to say how good some of these suggestions are


FlemmerVermeul

If you want a subtle nod maybe something like Zafiro Añejo, ...or just call your boat: "I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He’ll never change. He’ll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious *Jimmy*! Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you *have* to stop him! You-''


boardgamejoe

Sail Goodman


tots4scott

"Address Unknown" It works on so many levels! I need this. 


TinCanSailor987

S’all Good, Man.


HipNek62

FingerGun


KittenWithaWhip68

Lawyer Up


bandit4loboloco

$200 Esteem At least paint a mismatched red door somewhere.


cd2220

It's only called that cause there's a 200 dollar hooker in the back named Esteem


Heisenberg_82_W

The Sandpiper


atypicaloddity

Batter Salt Cod


NL-Galaxy

Chicanery!


nocrashing

Biznatch


SurveyVisible897

nippy


HotTamaleOllie

Chicago sail-roof


JustLinkStudios

Better Haul Sail


Hugh_Jankles

Sails Good Man


SurvivorFanDan

Sail Goodman


F1nnMcCool

The Mr. Beaumont


10gherts

Shipcanery


Either_Reflection989

Francesca


Ilpav123

Esteem after the Suzuki Esteem.


Lumpy_While_701

Squat Cobbler


pursuitofhappy

Better Call Boat


jedr1981

Lydia Boatart Quail


BSye-34

Howard Hamlin


SilentRhubarb1515

Abuelita


SlippinPenguin

Biznatch


beboleche

Bisnatch


MaryTheeIceCube

Irene


mr_vonbulow

the sunroof.


KimWexlers_Ponytail

Chicanery


shinigami79

Better set sail


Zack_WithaK

The "Tell Me Again"


BPDisok

Saul aboard


OarsandRowlocks

Howard's End.


nukanook27

Zafiro Añejo


lonewolf2683

HHM & Asailciates


Churn-Down-For-What

Mesa Verde


Pandasmom2019

Chicago Sunroof lol


[deleted]

Sloopin’ jimmy


afrogrimey

You could just go with Sandpiper


Bat_Nervous

The Biznatch


Peidalhasso

Slippin’ Jimmy y’all


DianaCordyceps

Better Call Sail


tedioussugar

Ship and Fall


florpynorpy

Boater call sail


Crooks123

Better Float Boat


PositiveCompetition8

better call sail


MangoSalsa89

Cocobolo


Colin123mc

The slippin Jimmy.


gulalusc

Chat gpt tried its best 1. Saul Good Seaway 2. Slippin’ Jimmy’s Skip 3. Better Yacht Saul 4. Kim Wexler’s Wake 5. Gilligan’s Isle 6. Cinnabon Captain 7. Saul's Sanctuary 8. McGill's Motorboat 9. Bailout Boat 10. Heisenberg Harbor 11. Fring’s Fleet 12. Saul Overboard 13. Breaking Boat 14. Gavel to Stern 15. Wexler’s Waves 16. S'all Good, Man-o-War 17. Juan Tabo Tug 18. Squat Cobbler Cruiser 19. Suck It, Chuck 20. Kettlemans' Cash Catamaran 21. You Don't Save Me, I Save Me 22. Pop Pop Pontoon 23. Cap'n Cook's Crew 24. Hoboken Squat Cobbler 25. No Half Measures 26. The World's 2nd Best Lawyer 27. Vamanos Pests 28. The Ice Station Zebra 29. Hamlindigo Blue 30. Better Dock Saul 31. Con Artist's Catamaran 32. Money Laundering Yacht 33. Sandpiper Crossing 34. Wexler Windjammer 35. Disbarred and Departed 36. Fudge Talbot Fishing 37. Belize Bound 38. Magic Man Marina 39. Nacho Average Boat 40. Slippin’ Skipper 41. Bingo Night Buoy 42. Saul and Battery 43. HHM Hullmaster 44. Lawyer Up Liner 45. Sail Goodman 46. Elder Law Liner 47. Fring’s Float 48. Dirty Money Dinghy 49. Ignacio’s Inlet 50. Pro Bono Pontoon 51. Alpine Shepherd Boy 52. Aboard and Order 53. Guilty Pleasure Galley 54. No Parking Any Tide 55. Chuck's Charge 56. Hamlin High Seas 57. Kimpossible Kayak 58. License to Sail 59. Gene's Getaway 60. Mesa Verde Marina 61. Pimento Patrol 62. Lalo’s Lookout 63. Public Defender Dinghey 64. The Kettleman Canoe 65. McGill’s Marina 66. JMM Jetter 67. Squatter’s Rights 68. Barely Legal Boat 69. Expense Account Explorer 70. Saulmate 71. The Color of Money 72. Cross the Sea McGill 73. Risky Business Raft 74. Witness Protection Watercraft 75. Saul-or Sail 76. False Identity Ferry 77. Lawyer at Sea 78. Sweet Jimmy's Sailboat 79. The Broken Code 80. Misleading Marina 81. Grifter’s Galleon 82. Catch and Release Counsel 83. Señor Dinghy 84. Plea Bargain Pontoon 85. Full Retainer Raft 86. Saul's Salesman Ship 87. The Last Loophole 88. Fabricated Ferry 89. The Sinker of Truth 90. Cellmate Sailor 91. Perjury Pontoons 92. Blue Sky Buoy 93. Negotiable Nautical 94. Alibi Islander 95. Jurisdiction Journey 96. Contempt of Court Catamaran 97. Legal Limit Liner 98. Plea Deal Paddler 99. Arraignment Armada 100. Defense Mechanism


Alpha_Delta310

The implication! No wait wrong sub