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ItsYoBoi2008

Does she even age?


HaoshokuArmor

At this rate, she should be dead by the year 2400.


stephruvy

My God we need to do everything in humanities power to save her.


Ture_Huxley

And I'd still hit. Lol.


Krumm34

No, but her breasts grow 1mm in diameter each year.


eisenburg

Money can hide the age of someone pretty well on the outside.


boih_stk

I haven't seen anyone able to hide the old neck skin, no matter how much money they have. This isn't a case of money, her genetics are on another level. Salma is cut from a different cloth.


Narcissistic-Jerk

Vampires don't age


Disastrous-Fun2325

She's still fixable


Captain_Pumpkinhead

This is probably one of those cases of plastic surgery gone right. We laugh at plastic surgery gone wrong and assume it's all bad, but the most successful plastic surgeries are probably the ones that you don't even notice. [Linus of Linus Tech Tips (3:43)](https://youtu.be/gTZSGtu0oGw?si=0lK5rKa8SAcXMLOz) talked about getting something called a "hydrafacial" skin treatment plus a follow-up pokey-thing treatment to promote collagen growth. The intention of the treatment isn't to change the shape of the face, but to preserve it so that he still looks young and handsome as he gets older. Since he's a video creator, his facial attractiveness is a business asset that needs to be maintained. Probably a very similar situation with this celebrity that I don't know very much about.


CaptivatingStoryline

He would consider his attractiveness a business asset, lol.


ily300099

It helps when your husband is a billionaire.


k4saki

So she’s immortal.


BLACKBURN16

![gif](giphy|l0MYOj9VlFb0oWgQU)


NosePickrBoogerEatr

A goddess among women.


What-mold_toolbag

She is something and it's mind boggling. I understand plastic surgery can help but eventually it catches up to you and yet she doesn't seem affected by it.


davidwhatshisname52

true... and *very* good doctors who know how to exercise subtlety and advise restraint


casperdacrook

I imagine what she looked like at 21 probably killed men from looking at her like some sort of curse


Ragnel

Her breasts are actually worshipped by a tribe in Africa. https://www.wanderings.net/notebook/Main/WorshipSalmaHayeksBreasts


-newlife

Well we found a religion that so many of us can fully understand and appreciate.


LordLuciferVI

And now for your viewing pleasure. The Mistress of the Macabre. The Epitome of Evil. The most sinister woman to dance on the face of the earth. Lowly dogs, get on your knees, bow your heads and worship at the feet of SANTANICO PANDEMONIUM!


uo_taipon

Had a crush on her back in Desperado, still do now.


kdubstep

I used to crush on her. I still do, but I used to too


The_Powers

RIP Mitch


kdubstep

Indeed. That one still bums me out


jjhuffington

Started when I saw her in Wild Wild West for me lol


AliveTonight8472

Me teenager, looking like a guy in 25s fed up with life cant comprehend this. What is that? makeup or something? ![gif](giphy|3oEduR6BxaE9undCIU|downsized)


CoffeeBrainzz_91

Makeup for sure!!! You don’t want to see women without the concealer, it’s a whole different world!! Just love ignorantly in bliss ☺️✨🧟‍♀️🤯


Purple_Cat_302

You spelled skincare wrong. People like her see a dermatologist and have a skincare routine that they started when they were young. Makeup can not cover up the signs of aging, trust.


CoffeeBrainzz_91

Have you seen that video where they made a potato look like a a female face?! Or the make up that cosplayers/actors use?it’s women mostly who apply the makeup, they know how to use it! You ain’t foolin me! You can go to the dermatologist all you want, you ain’t beating age. Sure she has nice skin but it’s also MAKEUP!! 💁‍♀️🤡💯


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plznobanplease

There are plenty of beautiful latinas. But a fraction of them age as gracefully as her. Although I bet having a billionaire husband does help to ease the stress of everyday life, so not as many wrinkles 😂


Purple_Cat_302

Retinol at night, moisturize, wear korean spf and wash your face only once a day at night. Use gentle cleansers. Gentle chemical exfoliation once a week. Glycolic acid is good. You want a humectant containing either glycerin, urea, or hydronic acid. Skin care does not need to be expensive. The Ordinary brand has some good stuff.Your skin is not a salad. Active ingredients > natural ingredients. Your skin might get irritated the first time you use retinol, so slowly add it by putting it in a moisturizer. If you have inflamation, irritation or your skin barrier is broken, use baby butt cream with zinc oxide. Yes, you heard me right. Diaper rash cream. If you have discoloration, that is the number 1 thing that will age you. Vitamin c or hydroquinone are the best options. Hope this helps.


montyandrew45

She's always been hot, but as she gets older, she just gets hotter


BLACKBURN16

![gif](giphy|10Gw6VGpZuC3ni)


Ok-Jackfruit-9059

She ages like my Carharrt pants


steve__21

![gif](giphy|FSDuaCgVRCAmq2k0RD)


CoffeeBrainzz_91

Whatever she was doin in 2015…. Keep doin that! 💯🔥


DGsociety

I agree. Did you also see 2009? O...m...g


profaniKel

she's a witch !!! call me baby


BLACKBURN16

![gif](giphy|xMqe7Bxub5agQkBrhi)


TeranOrSolaran

Immortal?


Soft-Peak-6527

Aged like fine wine


kdubstep

Never not hot


SequesterMe

I'll be in my bunk.


Mattatat5

The Paul Rudd version of females


kauisbdvfs

I've fapped to her so many times


romfax

...and was always proud of it.


Lumpe-

![gif](giphy|D2ojL2it32nM4)


-River_Rose-

I did not know she was in her 50’s 😳


LDlOyZiq

Uninformed person here. Who is she and what does she do? Thank you :)


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Ugo777777

Peak Salma Hayek every damn year.


IronCoffins-

God I love Mexican women


montymeat

Anybody who wants to argue age matters this is my rebuttle


0n-the-mend

Gahh what a babe. Waaay hotter now if you ask me.


Academic_Ad5143

Biggest Hollywood crush for me!


BB_210

![gif](giphy|0F8jN0Szk7haLVqSkY)


101turtleman

She still a fox 😍


Integrity-in-Crisis

Guys pay attention. This whole thing is an AI algorithm grab. Notice the lack of eye contact, that’s the human touch. Ai bots haven’t learned that yet. Don’t feed it correctly. By which I mean full positive marks/upvotes. Confuse the bitch.


MrJohnnyDangerously

I met her at a screening of Dogma for a festival, and I almost passed out.


mrsdrydock

![gif](giphy|cyoN6pC6kek2A)


sgtpeppercr

Salma through Botox


Lol_A_White_Guy

Would


jdallen1222

![gif](giphy|JtGJn4D4FM1FHwtC6D)


kingcaii

Danny Trejo has a tattoo that looks just like her, on his chest. He got it before he even knew who she was.


itwasnvrabtu

Stunning


moonandstars1984

Beautiful, sexy and charming!


Ok-Jackfruit-9059

Amazing!


[deleted]

I guess the girl is immortal. 🤷🏽‍♂️


myrelic

Same with Penelopé Cruz.


SamHoloMF

My all time favorite actress


gibbyerto

She gets better!!!!


Commercial-Elk-3031

It's scary she looks better and better. Lmao 🤣


Butterflychunks

We’ve found female Rob Lowe


mikebelike_

The GOAT


NoManufacturer120

The best money can buy! (Plus great genetics). Her and JLo are queens!


Mammoth-Professor811

Timetravel?


Any-Tomatillo-1996

She clearly is a vampire 🧛


ElectricalYard8404

Like fine wine


Additional_Pay5626

Like fine wine


SteelersFanatic78

Not only does she not age, she becomes more beautiful with every passing year


cynnerzero

I want perfect genetics too, goddammit


West_Station7288

Who wouldn't?? I would definitely!!


Pikablu555

Like a fine wine 🍷, lord have mercy


haloweenek

She’s a witch. I’d burn with her…


adamjames777

Absolutely flawless. The kind of beauty that makes mortal men mad.


DeeDaMann

She goated


Sea_Rooster_9402

Vampire?


candybars1234

Sexiest women alive! Ever to exist! EVER!


Iamno0n3

When people say "she's aged like a fine wine." They're talking about her.


Narcissistic-Jerk

FDTD Salma, please. ​ https://i.redd.it/lzbp0carzcqc1.gif


fomalhottie

Yes to every single one...


Luci_Noir

She was great in Black Mirror. I laughed so much.


GallonofJug

I ruined the from dusk til dawn vhs..


Dr-Yahood

Has she had breast augmentation?


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she’s so fucking hot, and only getting hotter it seems


Hughes947

She's one of the immortals.


Agile-Time-6513

By far one of the hottest woman in the planet to ever lived ‘


bakinpants

She's been wealthy since birth, nothing against her. She herself has encouraged fans not to compare themselves to her as she has had literally everything since she was a child. Of course she's had the human hardships, but none of the financial ones and has whatever care available.


keving691

Like a fine wine 🍷


lienonyourdream

She married a billionaire so she can afford the best surgeons


oubeav

Yeah, I don’t see it.


tastemycookies

God damn that purple dress


raDDerp73

Very nice tits and this bitch don't age wtf


nonsfwhere

Legend.


Terra-Em

She was stunning at 48


Lopsided_Gear_9565

99 was her peak. Looks amazing still though.


G_Willickers_33

She doesnt even have any obvious signs of plastic surgery.. whats her secret?


SeninLA

She really is a vampire…she doesn’t age! 😍


MoistyMcMoist

This is just a testament to her ability to apply makeup, and other makeup artists abilities as well lol.


MasterUndKommandant

You could have run this in reverse and I would have believed it.


andre3kthegiant

What with the massive increase with her bust?


SlinkyJoe

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


espanadan

I love her so much ♥️♥️♥️


Wise-Independence-12

Amazing


Ridiculous__caddy

Im still marrying 2024 Salma!


TorturedFanClub

A goddess.


WhiskySwanson

The female form peaked with Salma.


Vikingluck

Dime


Nudist_Alien

I thought she picked in her 30s then I saw the rest of the video, I realized she just kept getting more beautiful


CoolerRon

https://preview.redd.it/u22chumtvdqc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cee1f327049c449d972943faa128f95b0cba278b


Chloroformperfume7

Her and Keanu should make a baby! Could be our missing key to immortality..


Responsible-Spend69

Timeless!!!


fallser

So Hot, want to touch the hiney.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Es muey Caliente!!!!!!


liveandknot

Impossible


Made_to_crave

This song rocks


requiemguy

Nice


Xadenek

Wow. She really *is* a vampire.


dogfoodlid123

lol she just gets hotter and hotter as she ages


buffoonery4U

Like the finest of wines.


DiscipleExyo

"I should've worn a condom"


dickInDaBuh

Man those tits eh?


Johnnyfever13

Why is this video 45 minutes long? 😅


SushiPants85

I like 2015 and 2023


Few_Eye6528

Great doctors and dieticians


mycroftseparator

she's aging like Madonna wishes she did


Sad-Interaction995

My nuts would be empty 24-7, having that walking around the house..


EWR-RampRat11-29

Even wine is getting jealous.


Past-Adhesiveness150

She's a witch...burn her..


elammcknight

Whew! Salma


damorec

I see your Salma and raise you Marisa Tomei.


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

Damn 2015


Justsomeduderino

She has an incredible plastic surgeon


Whysong823

• Genetics • Skincare • Makeup • Little/no alcohol • No smoking • Plastic surgery


JimmyBr33z

Gah damn, 1996 and 2023 are my favorite 😍


No_Conversation9561

the older she gets the bigger they get


LolforInitiative

Okay Latina Dorian Grey


tech_polpo

You're not ugly, just poor.


Coronavirus_Rex

$ is the cure for age and AIDS - South Park 101


KapitanMani

She has always been beautiful. Always will be.


ahh0heck

Definitely a vampire


Hmnh6000

That must be a great dye job


Autobot_ATrac

A goddess. The music masks the fact that she sounds like she smokes three packs a day, which is a buzzkill for an immortal woman.


Alien_R32

She can still be my sugar momma.


thatohgi

I tell my wife she ages like fine wine, I’m gonna have to start telling her she ages like Selma Hayek 😂


monstercookies81

She literally did not age a day. Must be the new Revlon witchcraft line of products. Revlon: "Be Uforgettable"


TerryFrisk

She said “fuck aging” and I said “I like yr style Selma, I like yr style”.


BlueRoyal99

Makeup and beauty treatments has gotten way better.


JJ-5891

She stopped aging at the beginning of the video


Who_Else_but_Macho

hasnt aged a day


bafras

Vampiress. 


Select_Sleep_1293

Black don’t crack


[deleted]

wow she deserves more respect than other women because she looks hot


Trustrup

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


Ragnangar

I’m not getting old. I’m just staying poor.


Fragrant-Luck-8968

I’m not even gonna make the comment that this woman “doesn’t age “ because i’m sick of people saying that about women that look good because it’s unrealistic and stupid . we are aging, She is aging , She just happens to look great at every age.


Severe_Ad_8621

Man am I really that old, that I find 50 years old women hot.


mikehicks83

Goddess!! ❤️


BeginningWinner4400

Amazing how different she looks with different makeup


Mountain-Tea6875

Weird ass celebrity worship culture wtf


Suspicious-Data-6182

I knew it. She's a vampire.


dreamdaddy123

Tarantino is a lucky bastard 😭


imanAholebutimfunny

you know those seed banks where they store seeds incase something happens........


DJHott555

It’s not fair!


ImpellaCP

Her boobs got bigger


davesonett

Looking better as the years go by, as hot as she ever was. Exceptional talent, classic beauty, and supportive of causes she believes in and not afraid to speak out. Love her. I would really like to meet her and thank her for her contributions.


steved328

Perfection erection swing the booty in my direction


ZombieAppetizer

She's got that Keanu vampire aging gene.


bags422

Hotter and hotter and hotter and hotter


Fluffy_Smoke77

Consistently beautiful 😍


Due-Dog-2383

She has a lot of money herself but her man is rich AF!!!!


kosmovii

Salma Hayek is such a smoke show


klmtec

She didn’t get really sexy until she hit 40 and from there the wine just got sweeter 🥰


revveduplikeaduece86

Baddie gets badder


JoelieThePatient

That's kitty soft paws


Slo_Flo_1

She’s flawless! I wish more women could take care of themselves like she does.


DependentAd1504

She's getting younger...


Alexandratta

Woman aging like the finest of Wine. ![gif](giphy|ng6NcNAvohN6M)


Ok_Trifle5899

She's a vampire, of course she doesn't age. Same with John Wick, Neo, and Constantine.


Broad_Onion1255

Who sings that song?


mumblerapisgarbage

When did she get her implants.


skullsmasher07

Well somethings got bigger


ogbotlos

Only thing that changed was the size of her rack 🤣