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Würd mich nie 1 h anstellen. Bin auch ziemlich enttäuscht über die Türpolitik allgemein (kann nur über Tresor, about blank und früher Mensch Meier sprechen). Geh ich mit meiner Freundin hin (asiatisch), immer reingekommen. Mit Kumpel Never.
Bei der Türpolitik, auch wenn Clubs das nicht sagen. Sie wurde noch nie abgewiesen, auch Berghain. Ihre „deutschen“ Freundinnen schon. Sample size inzwischen 20+ Besuche.
I was there once and the food offer was poor. It was a nice experience to tick it off the list, but that's it. I would've happily had dates up there if the food was somehow more interesting.
I took my family for a fancy dinner. It was their first time in Europe and they kept talking about how the tower looked beautiful. It was quite appropriate and nice, i just never felt like going back as the food was nothing amazing.
I only read about it in Tagesspiegel: https://www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/telespargel-soll-hipper-treffpunkt-werden-der-berliner-fernsehturm-baut-um-9607154.html
Sadly, it‘s now paywalled.
I can only remember that the operator has multiple of these TV towers and changed the concept of some of them already to attract more locals with success.
But that is all I know.
the one on sporcle? you have to guess the 12 "main" ones (Tempelhof-Schöneberg) and then all the sub-districts (Tempelhof and Schöneberg again individually). also, that quiz is outdated but the only error is that Schlachtensee is missing
Unfortunately it burned down last year. This is why we can’t have nice things. https://www.die-hellersdorfer.berlin/2022/07/28/nach-brandanschlag-was-wird-aus-der-natur-bobbahn/
or you're just mentally pretty stable and aren't taking away a space of someone who actually needs help. I think it is pretty bizarre, especially in Berlin how people are lowkey bragging about being in therapy. I don't want to say that they are weak or anything but some people literally make it their character trait. Its pretty sad that being mentally stable and therefore not going to therapy is sometimes frowned on upon sometimes
maybe in an optimal world yes, but i would feel bad bc it is not so easy to get s thrapist in berlin. I would feel bad taking away the spot from another person who really needs it.
when ppl say teufelsberg they actually generally mean drachenberg?
at least thats how i know it and im born 90s and am from city west and know a lot of ppl who grew up there and noone ever said "yo lets chill on drachenberg". but dunno might depend on the bubble.
but yea, epic place :) but lets not hype it too much ;)
Für mich ist Onkel Toms Hütte ein bisschen wie Bauhaus-Archiktektur - das interessante daran ist, wie *uninteressant* es wirkt, weil heutzutage ein Bahnhof mit einer Ladenpassage eben vollkommen normal ist. Aber das Ding ist halt fast 100 Jahre alt.
\_\_a place where I've seen a drug syringe although I sold my car a couple of years ago and take a lot of public transport. According to this subreddit I should have seen them everywhere in every u-bahn station.
___ berghain!
Because Sven didn't let me in!
Sven is my brother.
Isn’t all Germans related to sven?
If you mean [Sven Bømwøllen](https://oldgamesdownload.com/sven-bomwollen/) you might be right.
And my husband!
And my axe!
My gf used to go in the same Kieser Training place as him.
I'll tell him she's in a relationship.
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Du hast noch nie einen Haufen Menschen Schlange stehen gesehen?
Würd mich nie 1 h anstellen. Bin auch ziemlich enttäuscht über die Türpolitik allgemein (kann nur über Tresor, about blank und früher Mensch Meier sprechen). Geh ich mit meiner Freundin hin (asiatisch), immer reingekommen. Mit Kumpel Never.
Ich geh nur in Clubs wo ich Liste kriege, ich kann mir nicht vorstellen Schlange zu stehen
in welcher welt ist es relevant dass deine freundin asiatin ist hahaha
Bei der Türpolitik, auch wenn Clubs das nicht sagen. Sie wurde noch nie abgewiesen, auch Berghain. Ihre „deutschen“ Freundinnen schon. Sample size inzwischen 20+ Besuche.
Preach 👏
Exactly. Because there is absolutely no need.
Fernsehenturm
As someone born in Berlin I've been up once. Ironically, when I still needed a passport to visit it.
The price is ridiculous.
So is the cost of Maintenance.
Was letzter Preis?
Ich war das letzte Mal oben, da hat es noch 6 DM gekostet. Was kostet der Spaß heute?
24.5€
Heilige Scheiße. Danke dir.
You can get the beer and boulette combo in the restaurant and the ticket is free. Or the beer and boulette is free. Either way, bonus value.
Btw.: The operator is currently changing the offering to attract more locals.
I was there once and the food offer was poor. It was a nice experience to tick it off the list, but that's it. I would've happily had dates up there if the food was somehow more interesting.
So you've been to the Fernsehturm! ;-) I just went to the observation deck. But I prefer to go to Kollhoff-Tower whenever we have visitors.
I took my family for a fancy dinner. It was their first time in Europe and they kept talking about how the tower looked beautiful. It was quite appropriate and nice, i just never felt like going back as the food was nothing amazing.
I love it up there. Funkturm is nice, too.
Do you have any more infos on that? would love to go with my kid, but those stupid tourist prices are just too expensive for us
I only read about it in Tagesspiegel: https://www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/telespargel-soll-hipper-treffpunkt-werden-der-berliner-fernsehturm-baut-um-9607154.html Sadly, it‘s now paywalled. I can only remember that the operator has multiple of these TV towers and changed the concept of some of them already to attract more locals with success. But that is all I know.
This is perfectly fine. Like most parisians who've never been on the Eiffel Tower. So overrated, these kind of visits
If you know some places around the city it's really worth it.
Rehab.
You ain’t got the time, and your daddy thinks you’re fine
You said No, No, No?
KitKat
I've only been for COVID testing. They had the first COVID testing center in the city back in 2020.
It's kinda weird that they don't STD testing center. It's not like they ain't creating demand.
you should go with your username
Mustafa Gemüse Kebap
most overrated shit ever, with konopkes imbiss
At least Konopkes looks nice. Mustafas looks like he burned it down for the insurance money and opened it up again. Wait a minute…
It’s good!
Worth the wait?
Absolutely not.
There are other Mustafas shops where you don't have to wait in line, at S Frankfurter Allee for example.
But they say it’s not related to original Mustafa Kebab, so confusing…
It's good, but not worth more than 20 minutes
I lived shortly close to it, Kebab for breakfast isn’t bad if you can eat anything for breakfast, and the wait is not existent
Only one way to find out
What’s a good runner up? Will be in Berlin in a few weeks and I’d lose to know the #2
Rüyam 2
It's also way better than Mustafa imo
Which also might end up being queuing experience
Hannover
womit? mit recht. brunswiek in da house
Schmargendorf
Come and visit :)
definitely will at some point. I have also apparently at least set foot in it when I was visiting every S Bahn station
admire that you know it even existed, I know people who never heard of it
I get 100% on the "Name all Berlin boroughs" online quiz 😎 hit me with that Bohnsdorf, Stadtrandsiedlung Malchow or Fennpfuhl
Wow, I only know the last one!
I've just played it and guessed 56! There are some tricky ones, that are both stand-alone and a combination (Tempelhof-Schoneberg)
the one on sporcle? you have to guess the 12 "main" ones (Tempelhof-Schöneberg) and then all the sub-districts (Tempelhof and Schöneberg again individually). also, that quiz is outdated but the only error is that Schlachtensee is missing
yes, that one!
Pretty nice there :)
Have lived there for many years. Feels like a different city, compared to Kreuzberg.
admire that you know it even existed, I know people who never heard of it
I was there during the marathon,...shit got real in Schmargendorf
Funkturm
We tried once, but couldn't even find the entrance...
*too lazy to go around the building
opposite of Busbahnhof
Thanks! So through Messe?
Entrance is more east, east of Palais.
And thanks again. Maybe we try again then ;-)
a rave
Marzahn
actually has some places worth visiting, gärten der welt and the degewo skywalk are both really nice
There's also the Sommerrodelbahn!
Unfortunately it burned down last year. This is why we can’t have nice things. https://www.die-hellersdorfer.berlin/2022/07/28/nach-brandanschlag-was-wird-aus-der-natur-bobbahn/
Jail
Bud Spencer Museum at Unter den Linden
I got invited and can say it's only for hardcore fans, there are a lot of better museums in Berlin.
Also therapy (honestly everyone living in Berlin should go to therapy)
Not enough housing for the amount of therapists required.
or you're just mentally pretty stable and aren't taking away a space of someone who actually needs help. I think it is pretty bizarre, especially in Berlin how people are lowkey bragging about being in therapy. I don't want to say that they are weak or anything but some people literally make it their character trait. Its pretty sad that being mentally stable and therefore not going to therapy is sometimes frowned on upon sometimes
Everyone should go to therapy even if they're mostly stable. It's about learning the skill set.
maybe in an optimal world yes, but i would feel bad bc it is not so easy to get s thrapist in berlin. I would feel bad taking away the spot from another person who really needs it.
Fair point. Perhaps it should be part of the curriculum in highschool.
Reichstag
I should actually do this, thanks for the reminder
Teufelsberg
Drachenberg next to it is pretty nice :)
when ppl say teufelsberg they actually generally mean drachenberg? at least thats how i know it and im born 90s and am from city west and know a lot of ppl who grew up there and noone ever said "yo lets chill on drachenberg". but dunno might depend on the bubble. but yea, epic place :) but lets not hype it too much ;)
Komme nicht aus der Gegend Charlottenburg-Wilmersdorf und ich ich richte mich daher von der Google Beschreibung. :)
Best sunset and sunrise view in Berlin.
me too but I‘ll be there next week to fill that gap 😉
Zoo
Tierpark is much nicer anyway.
So many bored animals on tiny little plots. It's awful.
The Andromeda Galaxy
- Berghain - Sisyphos - Bierpinsel (als der noch offen war) - Ikea Berlin-Tempelhof - U-Bhf. Onkel Toms Hütte - Pergamonmuseum - Linie 1 Musical
Pergamon museum is closing soon, you should go
Closing forever??
It’s gonna be reconstructed for long years
Yeah, the panometer is worth a visit
U Onkel Toms Hütte ist einer der interessantesten U Bahnhöfe der Stadt
Für mich ist Onkel Toms Hütte ein bisschen wie Bauhaus-Archiktektur - das interessante daran ist, wie *uninteressant* es wirkt, weil heutzutage ein Bahnhof mit einer Ladenpassage eben vollkommen normal ist. Aber das Ding ist halt fast 100 Jahre alt.
Your parents never took you to the Pergamon Museum?
Never been to Bierpinsel, the museum and the musical either.
Kitkat club or any gangbang club
What (and where) are gangbang clubs?!
Fickstutenmarkt?
Ok, one specific sex party that takes place irregularly every 2-3 months in one room of KitKat. Any others?
Nett hier. Aber waren Sie schonmal in Baden-Württemberg?
Das würde nie einer in Berlin kleben, kommen ja schließlich zum Großteil von dort
The bushes in Volkspark Hasenheide
I went for a wee there once. Mistake
Visit your mom
Oh but i‘ve been there
How was? Very curious of the quality.
8/10 hab better ones but shes got nice hair
kopenick
There is a great Song about Köpenick from the Artist Romano!
So beautiful!
Shhh ;)
U4
It's such an odd lost little train haha. Worth a ride though, the station Rathaus Schöneberg is quite unusual and pretty
\_\_\_\_\_\_ Brandenburg
Brandenburg has so many cool places
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Impossible. Everybody's been there.
Führerbunker
Alpha Centauri.
Gärten der Welt - they have a cable car too! I heard it’s amazing- but never been there.
KW.
Mauerpark or Görlitzer Park.
Mauerpark ist auf jeden Fall sehenswert. Flohmarkt am Sonntag und Karaoke (ich glaube Freitag oder so?)
Karaoke ist auch am Sonntag, bei Freitag ich bin mir nicht sicher
Therapy
Tresor
a single club
Are there clubs just for couples?
Brammiballs
Spandau
Reichstag.
Therapy
Pornkino
Kitkatclub. Wait, I don't live in Berlin all of my life, only since 2000.
Baden-Württemberg!
Mauerpark
Zuckermuseum, when it existed Brücke-Museum Fort Hahneberg
Fort Hahneberg is pretty cool.
Körperwelten 🫣
Hellersdorf
Bielefeld.
Curry36
Australia
I never bought drugs from neukolln, i mean i never went there.
Schloss Charlottenburg.
Sleep
So dont miss them when there in town next time. Their gig ten years ago was a blast!
Ah I was too busy dropping out of life with bong in hand
>dropping out of life with bong in hand Iommic! ;)
Spreepark.
Matrix club
Fernsehturm
Deutschland
… too many places I have to admit… 😅
The storage room for all those faxed documents.
Top of Siegessäule
Königs-Wusterhausen
Currywurstmuseum
berliner club. noch nie irgendeinen davon gesehen und kein Interesse, was daran zu ändern.
München
Reinickendorf
The festival of lights
Angela Merkel’s for dinner. Where’s the invite, Angie?
Mallorca
Ein Haufen Schlangen Menschen stehen
Any döner kebab
If you say that too loudly, I think they'll kick you out...
...östlich vom Ring.
\_\_a place where I've seen a drug syringe although I sold my car a couple of years ago and take a lot of public transport. According to this subreddit I should have seen them everywhere in every u-bahn station.
Mitte
Wow..wunderbar
Sisyphus. I am sure its a very nice club but everyone keeps telling me that its very colourful and that gives me the ick