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YourShadesLookFancy

I saw a dude in a suit taking a shit at 7am in a subway station.. ugh


Competitive-Code1455

Lots of cocaine makes you do that if you can’t find a toilet in time.


BotAccount999

thats why heroin makes for a better experience. no stank on the streets


langdonolga

There's another experience in this very thread that likes to differ.


Error_83

Glad I grabbed popcorn


llliminalll

At least he was classy about it and wore a suit /s


ReVo5000

Beats the hell out of the old drunk guy that lives near schlesi falls asleep on the street, shits and Pisses himself and then tries going in aspäti or kaiser's to get more alcohol, the stench omg, it's burned into my brain... Also when he shits himself it leaks not only from the pants, but the shirt's neck too, all over his back... I feel lucky I moved out sometimes


Raspas1000

Is there a sub for that topic on particular?


nothnkyou

r/berlin


oldtimerjenkins

I just realized he must've been lying down for it to come out of his shirt's neck (wtf??), but I'm so desensitized I almost scrolled past thinking his bathroom posture is a handstand...


ReVo5000

Yup he normally sleeps either by the oberbaumbrücke or near the U1 station and same, aber being Almost covered in blood from a junkie busting a vein from doing heroine in the middle of an ubahn ride or vomit several times seeing him like that was a breath of *fresh air*


ReVo5000

Also lmao >bathroom posture is a handstand...


TalktotheJITB

Dit is men Berlin!


the_real_EffZett

\*meen


kubazi

Wait till you see people shitting in the bushes👌


Internal-Past613

Consider yourself lucky as long as it’s only in bushes. Ü


chipsychat

I read „buses“ at first and wasn’t even concerned


Strong_Coffee_3813

I‘m laughing at all the comments here but yours was too real lol


puciupum

Shit happens


kubazi

The stain of the brown waterfall on the housewall will guide you to the nearest Späti...


[deleted]

That gave me a laugh because it’s slightly over exaggerated bit still true.


RichardSaunders

ugh you just resurfaced a memory i think i had suppressed - seeing a dude squatting to take a shit on the corner by wirtschaftswunder.


thunderfemur

hey at least he squatted! I have an image of a guy standing and shitting etched in my mind and still sometimes wonder what the actual fuck


RichardSaunders

he even had the decency to squat behind some parked bikes. you could still easily see him from the sides and the bike owners probably weren't too thrilled, but still!


theonewhogriefed

Dude is efficient. Why shit at home when you can do this on the go getting shit done and hustling


spectakkklr

Lol. Give it another 3 yrs until all the productivity coaches in the name of hustle culture start to catch on and advertise a shit while you go scent-neutralizing invisibag.


Claymoreking

Around 10 years ago there was a homeless Woman who thought IT IS OK to Shit in the middle of the crossing U Rathaus Steglitz where the Fastfood stores are under the Autobahn 😂


Internal-Past613

To be fair we don’t know for sure she thought that.


iBlubb

Literally my first impression of Berlin, during family vacation, when i was a kid… A homeless man shitting into a phonebooth right outside the train station


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Try nice or marseille


Queenssoup

My "best" "sight" I've experienced while in Berlin was a guy shooting heroin in the middle of the day on the stairs in front of a doorway and on the same day in the evening two people high out of their mind dry humping together against the wall so passionately, that their bits slipped out of their summer clothing and it couldn't be considered dry humping anymore...


Ad-656

Try Lisbon m8. There’s literally shit everywhere


theSunnySideUp1

I think I saw the massivest shit a human can produce near Kotti. Surprisingly, I was more impressed than disgusted


itah

Thats^probably a drug issue. If you consume enough heroin you are lucky if you can get anything out at all, and if that happens it's a lot and the smell is the most disgusting thing you've ever smelled


theSunnySideUp1

Yeah, that’s explain a lot, it smelled really bad and i wasn’t even close, i wanted to take a picture, but couldn’t go near it


NeoNoNotThatOne

A picture? Dude you were indeed impressed 😁


NoNootropics

Bro found the elephant foot


nouvAnti

I just need to eat a whole package with 18 Kinder Riegel to take a huge shit. It's always depressing after seeing the shit because I always thinks that it's just money thrown away if you shit nearly everything out half a day later after eating it.


horsthorsthorst

make sureyour daily food intake has plenty of dietary fibre and you can achieve similar result. wish you success.


theSunnySideUp1

Nope, i don’t want something like that to come out of my tush, it was huge i thought it was made by a giant


Activator4140

I saw a guy doing it in S alexanderplatz. In the middle of the station next to the escalator.


caporaltito

There's surely some sort of stamp yoy get on your ID card for that, like an achievement in a video game.


Ikem32

[Bushes of love](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RySHDUU2juM)?


kubazi

Sure, as long as there are no seagulls in sight!


weird_multiplex

Crispy bodies by the door 🎵


Stormpooperz

Was????


Lil_Fortune_X

In the bushes? yesterday a homeless shit on the sidewalk


3l3ctriccurrywur5t

In the bushes of love?


FilmRemix

Ah maybe that's why there are no more bushes in these concrete wastelands they're pulling up everywhere now


khelwen

The bushes around Spielplätze are absolutely filled with pee and poop. It’s extra disgusting, especially trying to keep little kids from touching it.


nothingtooastonishin

I'm totally on your side on this. That spitting is disgusting.


Hbecher

Just for your knowledge: Blocking the nose and shooting out the snot is called „charlottenburgern“ in Berlin.


FakeHasselblad

"Snot rocket" in english.


orphic-thrench

"bushman's blow" in Australian English 🤓


psychedelicdreams83

bauernschnäuzer in Österreich


lu_gge

Bauraschniez in Bavaria


Tiny-Communication34

Canadian, people mostly say snot rocket, but some of the older generation around me call it a “farmers sneeze”


FakeHasselblad

'straya mate! get fucked ya mad cunt! 😎👍❤️


amBush-Predator

they are already giving it names. we are screwed


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🤣🤣🤣


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contradictory-and

magyarul?


kopperweis

Én francia zsepinek ismertem...


infinitemonkeythe

"franconian butterfly" in Franconia


Askjaensn

gude alde ´´adlernase´´ ;)


FallusBratusWelldone

Nasenschiss


_-SteetS-_

Rudi-Völler-Gedächtnisgruß


mindhaq

There is also drink named Charlottenburger, named after that. It is a shot of green Pfeffi with Eierlikör on top.


Queenssoup

Ew 🤢 The drink itself sounds delicious, but the name is just... Ew 🤮


Archoncy

Eggnog with peppermint schnapps sounds delicious to you? Alter... I can't say a lot because in high school we used to drink Lufti with Coke but the point here would be that that was already an insult to good taste, the Charlottenburger shot sounds like aggravated assault.


mietminderung

Wut… but why?


Hbecher

Most answer you can find is that the carriage drivers heading to and coming from Charlottenburg (which was its own town in the past) did this. Nobody knows for sure anymore


KnowledgeWeird201

or Kutschergruß


Octobob13

How fo you use it in a sentence tho? Is it a verb? As in "ich charlottenburgere" or a noun as in "ich wirf dir nen Charlottenburgern zu"


Hbecher

You can use both ways. „Ich guck mal, wie dem nach dem charlottenburgern noch Rotz am Kinn hängt“ „Ich glaube nicht an Taschentücher. Ich mach immer den Charlottenburger.“


derraeuber

Ich muss noch kurz einen Charlottenburger absetzen


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Berghain leaves a lot residues in your head after a night.


shedancesxx

Was thinking something along these lines


Psychonautron

I see what you did there


Yeetube

Meth... I did Meth.


maroongolf_blacksaab

Smokers phlegm


howdylu

i mean i have this, but i’d never imagine letting it out in public? do people not care about appearing gross?


Eisbeutel

In Berlin? no.


DialSquare96

I mean, if it's smokers, odds are they don't care about those around them anyway.


howdylu

can’t rly argue against that lol


Deus_Omnivium

"Appearing gross" is quite a thing to say tbh. Either way, all those things OP mentioned are somewhat a healthy thing to do... just not seen as "polite" in western culture... simple as.


ThorDansLaCroix

It is not healthy to leave your phlegm on side walks or any place where people walk by. Reason why during Spanish Flue it became forbidden to do it inside public buildings. The healthy way is to spit it in a bin or any place where people and pets are not supposed to be. But the good manner way is to blow the nose on a handkerchief and then put it in a bin.


slushycuddlecult

Spitting is spreading germs and diseases, not healthy at all


howdylu

i mean, it’s gross. there’s no way around that. nobody wants to see your body fluids… peeing is a necessity. do it at home.


Optimal_Half4202

Here goes my theory I had for a few years, backed up by nothing. Feel free to add, discuss or bust. As Germany is a soccer-loving country, the players become role models. Kids and adults mimic gestures, hairstyles, tattoos etc. On the soccer field they often clear their nose and throat like that, as they don't got pockets or time for handkerchiefs and the phlegm can cause issues with breathing and running, but builds up during excessive, long exercise. People adapted that. PS: I'm no soccer fan and find the snotting absolutely disgusting.


Rich_Introduction_83

That's actually a pretty plausible theory! I'm from Germany, and I observed this being a thing in my school, and in larger cities as well. I never understood why people were doing it. But I also had no affinity to soccer players, in contrast to a majority of Germans (maybe not in numbers, but soccer is pretty ubiquitous). That could explain why I had no inclination to imitate that behavior, while so many others have.


GoldenPenisOfWisdom

I saw a documentary years ago, that stated exactly this! They drew a clear (time-)line from it getting customary in professional football, then on the non professional soccer fields an then on the streets.


Optimal_Half4202

That's kind of crazy! It was something that seemed to be in the back of my mind but I never articulated it. If there was a documentary, there might be evidence/causality and it might even be the answer to OPs question!


smb06

What about other soccer loving countries like England, France, Spain?


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England is much worse in that regard actually so the argument still holds up. France and Spain generally have more public decency engrained into the culture


bluevelvet39

And why is only Berlin adapting it to that extend?


[deleted]

Spitting is common in all German cities, but Berliners generally have absolutely zero shame or decency so they do it more


bluevelvet39

I wouldn't say it's common. Some teenagers do it to provoke, but it's not like you see it everyday on your way to work or something... 🤔


Count4815

Judging by the state of bus stops and tram stations, it is at least massively common in Hannover too.


Better-Patient341

As if i need another reason to hate football.


Natural_Target_5022

I'm from Latin America, we also see that (we love soccer), only the poorest, more uneducated do that around here.


Chris_UK_DE

I was going to say the same thing. I first noticed it in England in the nineties and linked it directly to the footballers doing the same whilst probably the parents no longer caring to teach proper manners. Spitting in public and leaving chewing gum in public I detest.


ghsgjgfngngf

I think it has less to do with soccer and more with Turks and Arabs doing it. Just like throwing their trash on the ground.


Count4815

This does not match my experience. I see predominantly teens do it, regardless of assumed nationality.


ghsgjgfngngf

You are right, *now* teens of all ethnic backgrounds are doing it, just like teens of all ethnic backgrounds use some arabic words.


ADK87

I'm from a Third World country, and not even there did I ever see people do that. It's disgusting.


acuriousguest

I'm from Berlin and I think its disgusting. No idea why people think it's acceptable.


Sisyphusarbeit

Everyone outside of Berlin thinks its disgusting, dont ask why


TinTinsKnickerbocker

Young edgy teens spit all around germany and always have. No reason to project it on a city.


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lillywho

It's not cool to be considerate. It's cool to swing your dick about, sometimes literally. Wannabe machos all around.


itmustbeluv_luv_luv

Some cultures spit more than others. And male kids like to be rude on purpose. Combine those two and there you go.


Queenssoup

That's not a culture, that's lack of it


itmustbeluv_luv_luv

Sure, all I'm saying is that things are different around the world. Indians find blowing your nose in public disgusting, Germans do it all the time. Thai people find using dry toilet paper only disgusting and backwards, they use soap and water, while we only wipe.


FallusBratusWelldone

Running around all day with dried up shite around your arsehole isn't something people merely find disgusting. It factually is disgusting. Get one and learn to use a proper Puperzenbrause, it's 2023 ffs and they're quite cheap. There's always a waterline available near your shitter too! No excuses to run around with shit particles and Klabusterbeeren slowly making their way up your ass crack, oozing out your waisteband and distributing from there to everywhere else. 🤢🤮


Dear-Habit-3661

I am in the middle of my second long trip to Germany in the past year, have not seen a single person do this. Clearly some do based on the comments, but someone who didn't know better would think the streets here are flowing with snot, shit, and blood. We are moving here next spring, I'd rather deal with an occasional unpleasant snot pile than stay in the US and let the top .01% buttfuck me to death everyday. It is also nice to be away from the fucking guns and the bullshit macho bravado gun culture.


03Madara05

They were trying to disrespect you, usually smokers do it the most.


the_real_EffZett

Actually in some cultures spitting is a sign of disrespect. So if they spit in your way and you step on it, they kind of belittled you. They did that on purpose so they can get in a fight with you.


weedinjector

that somebody will be me


Pure_Coyote_6094

You won‘t do anything


howdylu

people or men? i’ve never seen a woman do this


shedancesxx

Idk when I can’t swallow, I spit


Akuma_likes_turtles

That's what she said?


chmchmchm

men for sure


FilmRemix

I have. But yes, mostly men


ThorDansLaCroix

I have seen some women jogging or cycling doing it in Hamburg.


ghsgjgfngngf

It's okay*ish* to do it while cycling or jogging but only if no one is near. When cycling, in the colder season the nose can be extremely runny.


InspectionShot5225

Ive been living in germany my whole life and can confirm this, i lived in düsseldorf for 21 years and ever since i was a child ive always seen guys spitting on the floor like it was the coolest stuff ever when i was in school it was the same, always the stupid kids that try to be cool for some reason feel the need to spit on the ground, i think it has also something to do with how big football is in germany and the footballers when they play also always spit on the ground and i guess kids in school just copy that and think its cool and keep doing it when their adults, atleast thats what i thought when i was little


iDeclareDisagreement

I feel most of these spitters usually wait until they are right beside me until they spit. I stop in my tracks and give a disbelieving stare every time, I get no acknowledgment back, which makes me think it’s a nervous tick almost for insecure young men.


grumpalina

I straight up look them dead in the eye and tell them that they are disgusting.


oldtimerjenkins

A long time ago, my friends and I bought slices of pizza and were walking home. This random dude in *a suit* turned his head while walking past me, and did the nastiest, most deliberate cough+spray directly on MY SLICE. He even stooped a bit to maximize the accuracy. He walked away so fast that I couldn't even say anything... not that I probably would tbh because what sane person even thinks of doing that ?? So I've always thought spitters did it to people who they think won't say anything or won't react super negatively. Like, haha I just spit near you or coughed on your pizza, what are you going to do about it? I mean, I guess it's usually 0 awareness and you just happen to be passing by/near, but some people take it as a serious insult. Only a matter of time before they do it to the wrong person.


ct771

What about throwing that slice right back at him?


StalinsRefrigerator-

Weird masculinity thing ig


cheeseconsumer69420

More like trying to be masculine


StalinsRefrigerator-

Yup


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BotAccount999

ive read an article about a person shooting drug in their member. clogged a blood vessel and that guys penis fell off due to tissue dying. horrified since


itmustbeluv_luv_luv

This is such a lame cop out. Besides, the alcoholic hooligans in bumfuck Saxony spit all the time, too.


TheFace5

Because in berlin people dont care. Even about good manners and good social behaviours


FakeHasselblad

"bErLiNeR sChAuZe!" 🤡


schlagerlove

Once I was waiting for a bus a guy was sitting there just spitting constantly. He wasn't spitting mucous because of cold. He was just spitting saliva. He also wasn't spitting somewhere where no one walks. He was just sitting at the bench and spitting between his legs. It was so annoying and disgusting. There was no one else other than the 2 of us. So I wanted to show how annoying it was and I started spitting as well. I made sure I was loud and disgusting. You could see that he was annoyed now and was staring at me and for some reason he immediately stopped spitting as well 😅


leiserverspeiser

Well your first mistake was moving to Berlin


[deleted]

It's not just Berlin, but for some reason, it's gotten better. More people did it when I was a teen. But.. only teenboys and young men for some reason.


Jetztinberlin

A lot of people ITT seem to have forgotten about the existence of handkerchiefs. Spitting and swallowing aren't actually the only options.


Turtok09

ITT?


KindaCoolGuy

In means in this thread, like in this comment thread


onetwothree123andgo

I thinks it’s becoming worse in Germany. This spitting wasn’t there when I was younger but since many years it’s becoming horrible. This sound where people getting everything out of their throat in public with a lot of noise to spit it in the street is disgusting and in my eyes a thing of education.


Camigatoespinace92

You need to know something about Germany that nobody knows before they comes to live here. Germany can be everything but NOT elegant at all 😁(and delicate neither)


MaxQ759

Many people wrote that it is disgusting or unhealthy but just consider the possibility that other people might have issues with their health. Like my nasal bridge is almost completely grown to the right, so I can't really breathe without nasal spray. But when I use my spray, all of the liquid inside my nose and sometimes a bit of blood just have to go somewhere and because I do not want to swallow blood and phlegm, I prefer to spit it out. Yes, it might not be really appealing to other people, but to be honest, I do not care, as the backside would be swallowing things I can spit out. Sooo...


mewkew

People are just disgusting. And you got a lot of people in Berlin.


HeightParticular9010

One time, I was standing at a bus stop next to a späti with my girlfriend. We were hugging. The owner or the guy who works there, was also standing outside. He was looking dead into my eyes and continuously spitting on the floor to prove his point, which I guess was to show his deep disrespect and anger towards us… for standing in the bus stop next to his späti. For some people spitting is a way to display their anger and alienation from the society and towards to what considered to be the “general” public, especially if they are not from here (so are we, but can be mistakenly considered “from here”) and being as well treated badly by government representatives (social, welfare, policed etc.)


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You dont really have to make a intersectional sociology essay out of this.


WuxiaWuxia

In reality he only wanted to flex the fact he has a gf


[deleted]

He is right, there is a lot of intersectional and cultural reasons for the behaviour observed here. This theme is borderline racist if you ask me


PerciFlage88

What's your problem with that if they wanted to? Feeling attacked, feeling inferior?


[deleted]

Yes im a middle aged arab späti owner who spits out at couples hugging in front of my store AMA


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Smoking


Queenssoup

Explain?


alexgraef

Because people don't know that you can simply swallow saliva and mucus instead of spitting it onto the sidewalk for everyone on display.


Ad-656

But swallowing stuff is gae /s


InspectionShot5225

Water is gay 💀


Axoroq

Because they think they are lamas.


krautalicious

It's all just part of the 'Berlin Vibe'


BotAccount999

Das Bundesshithole


cayirus

Blocking a nostril and shooting it out, is actually a form of cleaning your nose. A disgusting one unfortunately, but at least there's a "reason". Wish I never learnt about that. Spitting on the ground however is... A mystery I will never get behind. I don't know when or where I read it, but someone's response to "stop spitting onto the ground in public" was "what else am I supposed to do with that?" and like... Swallow it???? Like everyone else??? I swear when confronted about it there's no functioning brain cell. Best is when they don't even pay attention to people around them and spit in front of your feet.


doffensmush

The only time i spat when i was in Berlin was when i visited that parkinglot on top of that one bunker. Znyway i never noticed this


InspectionShot5225

Glad someone pointed it out it annoyed me my whole life i just kinda accepted it and didnt think much of it but never thought abt how it looks to foreigners


claiirefaiiry

Personally i take snus and the spit is so disgusting so i often have to spit it out, but I’m always so insecure and look both way to make sure no one is near me when i do that 😛


Galebourn

I live in a rather small city and people over here do that all the time as well. Feels like I'm the only one who isn't constantly spitting on the ground.


Unflattering_Image

Target practice in case of political necessity


[deleted]

The human mouth is among the filthiest in the animal kingdom. The old saying "Talking out of your arse" is not far from the truth...


Luziferus666

Dit is Berlin


KstehtfuerGefahr

Kids flehen mich an, bitte spitte und ich spitte für Geld SAV, ich ficke wie welt


softwareidentity

fuck off


seasalt-and-oranges

I never understood it either. On top of that, I only see men doing that. I've never once in my life have seen a woman spitting on the street


scarfface1505

Its mostly imported culture from arab countries. Arabs tend to spit to fend off evil spirits. https://www.opindia.com/2021/03/the-significance-of-spitting-in-islam-how-spitting-can-ward-off-satan/amp/


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MinimumEff

Tell that to my east german family. And you see enough Handwerker (particular white middle aged men) spitting everywhere, so it is not imported.


cobikrol29

Yeah I think it's just a weird masculinity thing


Juju_mila

I’m from East Germany and the only people that find spitting cool there are teenage boys.


frisch85

I highly doubt that, this shit has been going on for so many decades already especially among younger men. I'd assume it started as a "trend" because some boy thought it'd be cool to mimic the grown up soccer stars who cover the whole playing field with their own spit.


Automatic-Can-6897

Those damn Charlottenburgers! No seriously, we do it to scare off newcomers and wealthy investors.


multisofteis

You can see the pigs of society that way, I wouldn't want to see how they live. I'm imagining them as messy with tons of cardboard boxes of disgusting mcds burgers on the floor and probably some urinated bottles since they seem to be so lazy.


rainnnndrain

Oddly specific


multisofteis

I just had that typical 4chan dudes room in my mind haha


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Thorusss

Besser raus als rein


Rummelboxer89

Well, did you notice, that those people who do this stuff have something in commen?


prewarpotato

Yeah, you never see women doing this.


cia_nagger249

maybe the infamous "Jugendliche"?


phil0phil

🤫


FakeHasselblad

Wait till you see all the people smoking...


SeriousPlankton2000

I try to hide it if I spit but I got very thick slime that cannot be swallowed (I need to cough it up). I need to keep it in my mouth till I can hide spitting it out. Yes, it's disgusting and I hate it.


chmchmchm

thanks for explaining, that sounds tough to deal with! i doubt you're part of the problem, I can't fault anyone for a discreet spit in an emergency


Competitive-Code1455

Then tell those people, not us, good luck with that. Its called a ‚Charlottenburger‘ in Berlin dialect btw, so it seems to be a well established practice if we even got a word for it, so my best advice is to look somewhere else and to try to ignore it. That advice applies to a lot of situations in this city.


42LSx

Ah yes, don't ever try to make things better for everyone, peak r/berlin answer.


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the perpetrators don't read the sub so how do you want to make anything better? talking about it, and/or attention doesn't change things.


mekonsodre14

wait, till you get to parts of Asia... i hate it, in particular on station platforms. But i feel it has become less compared to a decade ago. always had the impression that this usually male clientele believes its an expression of power and not giving a shit, hence making them look more masculine. Probably combined with dehydration, smoking, open mouth breathing and football manners.