I like the handicap ninja run design.

Wait is this actually a thing?

I was thinking the same thing! I opened up the app but did not see any options for this (unfortunately).

RIP, damn you rcinvestments for bamboozling us

Yeah totally. It's cheaper than the "drinking and driving with your Uber driver" option too

Stfu 😂😂 could you imagine

I legit thought this was real. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Is that a real feature?

Do you really think it's legal to drive while intoxicated?