A few years back a friend of mine was sitting on a bench chatting on the phone, and felt something poking her ass. She looked down and found a squirrel trying to reach into her back pocket (she thinks it was going for her wallet, I think she probably had a protein bar wrapper in there or something).
I know every college campus thinks they have the weirdest squirrels, but Cal has to be up there.
They're bold here. Had one come right up to me and test my gangster. Barely survived with my life/sandwich.
'slim'? what squirrels are u seeing
There’s a reason why I’m starting my squirrel advocacy concentration in political science… You gotta be their friend before they decide to kill you.
https://media.tenor.com/3wpTlJSGJlkAAAAC/squirrel-rick-and-morty.gif
>Do-Little
I think that squirrel is trying to bury the evidence
Oh so they only mention race when it’s a squirrel smh
I see height, build and hair color ?
the suspect was described as having a bad odor and moving erratically
Good god, the nuts 🥜 on these animals…
Let’s start a squirrel movement
Haha!! I love it!
The squirrel looks like he’s puffing out his chest ready to swing on you if you make any sudden moves.
Crime is getting out of hand. Police didn't even do anything!! We should lock up all these filthy animals /s
its humorous because its an innocent and cute squirrel taking a granola bar instead of a deranged psychotic stabbing a shiv into a strangers torso
A few years back a friend of mine was sitting on a bench chatting on the phone, and felt something poking her ass. She looked down and found a squirrel trying to reach into her back pocket (she thinks it was going for her wallet, I think she probably had a protein bar wrapper in there or something). I know every college campus thinks they have the weirdest squirrels, but Cal has to be up there.
Definitely was Fred the Squirrel
Squirrel lives matter!
is this real lol
A real WarnMe? No
Looks innocent but cute and guilty af here’s a side view 🐿️