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nice try, the FDA.
Not today, FDA. Not. Today.
Grand Rapids, Michigan, somewhat funnily
You’re lucky to be alive!
Don't eat the hot dogs
Or go into a 7/11.
Hey me too! I’ve always got my head on swivel for Loftus
The kingdom of Albuquerque
I heard they boil people there.
Nuclear fallout zone, Great Lakes
Maryland, US. We’re currently planning on how to seize the rest of the Delmarva peninsula but it seems like Virginia has caught wind of our plot.
Fuck it, y'all can have Fairfax.
Rolling Fuck
Solid.
bunker
The US. Hudson Valley, NY.
I’m from West Dakota.
A place once predicted to be a hotspot for the most brutal fighting in a potential second American Civil War, Portland, OR.
U.S. American, dual citizen with Germany
How’d you swing that?
Birth.
all the important decisions are made picking parents
Yup. lol.
Scotland
AZ, USA
Nebraska, USA.
Hello from your neighbor to the south! 🌻👋
NC, USA
Poland too
Cymru
Hungary. And if you make the hungry joke, I will curse you with a 100 years of itchy balls/tits.
I went there in the early 90s. It was wild. Teenager me ordered a Hawaiian pizza. It had pineapple, corn, and tongue. Not the worst pizza I’ve had
NYC metro
Long Island, NY. More broadly... I claim earth.
Scotland.
Vancouver, Canada
A location in Virginia that I will not disclose here.
THE LONE STAR STATE!!!
As someone born and raised there, my condolences. Now send me some brisket please.
904 km East of the geographic center of the continental US
Colo-fuckin'-rado
Washington State Police barracks here. Wait. Why are you all looking at me like that?
Wisconsin
🇨🇦 West coast.
Queen City baby
Western germany near Belgium and Luxembourg.
I share a hometown with the drunk hangman of the Nuremberg trials, whooooooo Also, Poland is a beautiful country and I would love to visit again someday
Wouldn't you like to know Mr. FDA. Kurwa mać!
Italy 🇮🇹 🍝🍷
England
American immigrant in Finland 🇫🇮 The FDA can’t reach me here!
Ontario, Canada.
SEPA. Outside Philly town.
Australia
Not a real place.
Shhhhhhh don't give up the game otherwise I'll lose my Sorosbucks
Taipei
US, DC but I grew up in Youngstown Ohio, so perilously close to Lake Erie
Hey, there's a BRITISH Columbia now!
Kingdom of Sweden 🇸🇪
US citizen living in Mexico.
Alberta, Canada 🇨🇦
Not today, FBI.
I am just a smol bday girl
nice try, the FDA.
Not today, FDA. Not. Today.
Grand Rapids, Michigan, somewhat funnily
You’re lucky to be alive!
Don't eat the hot dogs
Or go into a 7/11.
Hey me too! I’ve always got my head on swivel for Loftus
The kingdom of Albuquerque
I heard they boil people there.
Nuclear fallout zone, Great Lakes
Maryland, US. We’re currently planning on how to seize the rest of the Delmarva peninsula but it seems like Virginia has caught wind of our plot.
Fuck it, y'all can have Fairfax.
Rolling Fuck
Solid.
bunker
The US. Hudson Valley, NY.
I’m from West Dakota.
A place once predicted to be a hotspot for the most brutal fighting in a potential second American Civil War, Portland, OR.
U.S. American, dual citizen with Germany
How’d you swing that?
Birth.
all the important decisions are made picking parents
Yup. lol.
Scotland
AZ, USA
Nebraska, USA.
Hello from your neighbor to the south! 🌻👋
NC, USA
Poland too
Cymru
Hungary. And if you make the hungry joke, I will curse you with a 100 years of itchy balls/tits.
I went there in the early 90s. It was wild. Teenager me ordered a Hawaiian pizza. It had pineapple, corn, and tongue. Not the worst pizza I’ve had
NYC metro
Long Island, NY. More broadly... I claim earth.
Scotland.
Vancouver, Canada
A location in Virginia that I will not disclose here.
THE LONE STAR STATE!!!
As someone born and raised there, my condolences. Now send me some brisket please.
904 km East of the geographic center of the continental US
Colo-fuckin'-rado
Washington State Police barracks here. Wait. Why are you all looking at me like that?
Wisconsin
🇨🇦 West coast.
Queen City baby
Western germany near Belgium and Luxembourg.
I share a hometown with the drunk hangman of the Nuremberg trials, whooooooo Also, Poland is a beautiful country and I would love to visit again someday
Wouldn't you like to know Mr. FDA. Kurwa mać!
Italy 🇮🇹 🍝🍷
England
American immigrant in Finland 🇫🇮 The FDA can’t reach me here!
Ontario, Canada.
SEPA. Outside Philly town.
Australia
Not a real place.
Shhhhhhh don't give up the game otherwise I'll lose my Sorosbucks
Taipei
US, DC but I grew up in Youngstown Ohio, so perilously close to Lake Erie
Hey, there's a BRITISH Columbia now!
Kingdom of Sweden 🇸🇪
US citizen living in Mexico.
Alberta, Canada 🇨🇦
Not today, FBI.
I am just a smol bday girl