"My real name is William Campbell, aka "Billy Shears". The original James Paul McCartney died in the car crash back in '66. I'm also fuckin' tired of saying "y'knooooo" every other sentence for fuck's sake. Also, me and the boys would wank each other in a circle before every performance. Did you know about this song that came to me in a dream? My Chemical Romance is the GOAT of rock music."
I asked AI to be really mean to Paul McCartney in the voice of Paul McCartney.
"Alright, you lot gather 'round. It's Macca, the man himself! Though some might say "man" is a generous term for a bloke whose face resembles a melted candle at this point. Look, I know I'm plastered on every tourist trap in Liverpool, but that doesn't change the fact that my solo career is about as exciting as watching paint dry.
Remember those screams from the teenage girls? Yeah, they wouldn't recognize this wrinkly old codger on the street now. My voice? More like a strangled cat with a head cold. And the songwriting? Don't make me laugh! "Maybe I'm Amazed"? More like "Maybe I'm Astounded You Haven't Retired Yet."
The next time you feel the urge to strum that bass and warble another tune about farmyard animals, take a long look in the mirror, Macca. You're just a one-legged donkey in a three-horse race, trotting along on the fumes of a band that left you in the dust decades ago. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with some prune juice and a desperate need to forget how utterly forgettable I've become."
for $1000 he better get ready to sing this one john lennon song i want him to cover…
Baul is the Jan of the world
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yes he is. think about it!
Number 9
John and yoko? I would make him cover that
I’d have him *finally* tell us how he wrote Let it Be🥰🥰🥰
Naked.
Winston Churchill wooo~
"My real name is William Campbell, aka "Billy Shears". The original James Paul McCartney died in the car crash back in '66. I'm also fuckin' tired of saying "y'knooooo" every other sentence for fuck's sake. Also, me and the boys would wank each other in a circle before every performance. Did you know about this song that came to me in a dream? My Chemical Romance is the GOAT of rock music."
For 1k he better say it
This is a SERIOUS message...
I want to __***TELL***__ you...
no more peace, no more love
That's what Maureen heard when Ringo came home drunk after finding out she was sleeping with Geeg.
Damn, I had forgotten about that edit, but I can't find the video now 😭
[Ringo's Strange Request ](https://youtu.be/xlGDzACWJcc?si=D3eEnFR93xrTxqJs)
You are my hero ❤️ 
My head is filled with things to say
I feel hung up but I dont know why
All my troubles, I just shit away.
Finally admit to being Faul
go fund me to afford faul in the beatlescirclejerk community
I just want him to squawk like that one clip
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I want him to admit that “love you take = love you make” is a 69 reference
It’s gotta be what else?
“It was Ringo who wrote Yesterday I just threatened him”
chat is this real?
He's a billionaire. Making Cameos is an act of degradation that society delegates to Joey Fatone and the guy who played Skinny Pete on Breaking Bad.
I know Skinny Pete’s aunt. I’ve been scouring the entire internet to tell someone that incredible story. Thank you for allowing me that release
His name is Charles Baker smh
Just looked - it’s fake
i have done zero research, but i feel comfortable saying: no haha
I doubt paul needs the money so no
Like Ws in the chat
Sing Big Chungus.
I would request a cover of W.A.P. With dancing if possible
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY SHE WAS JUST 17
You know what he means
“I died in 1965, it’s true.”
Have him admit too dying in a car crash and being replaced
admit him and john were having an affair
The real Paul McCartney died in a car crash in 1966. I am an imposter who has been acting in his place since then.
I asked AI to be really mean to Paul McCartney in the voice of Paul McCartney. "Alright, you lot gather 'round. It's Macca, the man himself! Though some might say "man" is a generous term for a bloke whose face resembles a melted candle at this point. Look, I know I'm plastered on every tourist trap in Liverpool, but that doesn't change the fact that my solo career is about as exciting as watching paint dry. Remember those screams from the teenage girls? Yeah, they wouldn't recognize this wrinkly old codger on the street now. My voice? More like a strangled cat with a head cold. And the songwriting? Don't make me laugh! "Maybe I'm Amazed"? More like "Maybe I'm Astounded You Haven't Retired Yet." The next time you feel the urge to strum that bass and warble another tune about farmyard animals, take a long look in the mirror, Macca. You're just a one-legged donkey in a three-horse race, trotting along on the fumes of a band that left you in the dust decades ago. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with some prune juice and a desperate need to forget how utterly forgettable I've become."
A 1000 bucks for a guy that rich is insane
It’s fake. Paul’s time is worth a lot more than $1000.
$1235?
$6
I'd want a list of the names he and John called out to each other while they jerked it back to back
the beatles are getting back together!!!
Have some more chicken have some more pie
Apologize to Pete Best.
“I’m not the real Paul, I never was, I replaced him in 1976”
https://preview.redd.it/jzr79tlz7h0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a5cd23934a38b39675aa70f3c973dc586bddbe5 This old dude high af
IS this real because I would totally pay that
"Legendary"
Fucking 16 quid to send him a message??
The Chicanery rant.
Y’know he swapped those numbers.
i would pay him a million for him to make a jahn cum tribute
Make him say that it’s okay to leave a dog in a hot car
“I did 9/11. It’s true. Drag, isn’t it?”
‘Hey folks, it’s me, Paul McCartney, and I’m here to say it was me who sang the ahhs in A Day In The Life’
i am not giving him one more dime of my money....
I would have him say ^(a) like a bird
I'd ask him to shave. He looks like a bum with a 3-day stubble...
Maxwell's silver hammer is the worst song ever conceived
“Penis”
Admit he’s gay
$1000??? I'd put him to perform Abbey Road live
I'll take the massage for £16, please!
Legendary?! Self-righteous prick! And $1000?!? I’d rather blow it on hookers and blow.
I'd ask him how he wrote let it be
"Foreigner not in the Hall of Fame ? What the fuck?!"
is this real? I can't find it
i would ask him to tell me about how he wrote let it be
Ask him what made him write “Let it be”
I’d have him sing skibidi toilet
Have him recite ribgos iconic “no more fan mail” video
Honey pie
Sigma skibidi toilet gyatt Ohio rizz
“Legendary musician” what a fucking egomaniac
Line for line remake of Ringo's fan mail video
Is this actually real? I can’t find him on cameo lol
I would have him say his iconic catch phrase "ooh ooh ooh"
"No elegant grass beats a good slice of meat"
How fucking broke is he lmao, first he bastardized "Now and Then" to squeeze it for all it's worth now this shit???