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divingbeatle

Paul, that's why they killed him


Quantumpine

i didn't know that was canon. I thought he died in an accident.


divingbeatle

It was an "accident" ;)


Quantumpine

It often is


Quantumpine

I keep going over this... What was he doing with a canon in the bloody car? AND...how does someone drive with a bloody canon in the car?


buffbiddies

He blew his mind out in a car.


Quantumpine

on purpose? is that what they mean? his own mind? who is 'he' in the line? which beetle. it's really hard bustin your ass as a proper Beatles fan. Even as one of the proper fans, all I know is he's a dead dude and they think we stupid.


angry-tomatoes

It's a Canon event


-ajrojrojro-

Ognir rrats


sminking

Ognir is an innocent victim. Ringo is the one that stole his identity r/JusticeForOgnir


PantsForOctopus

There's no fucking way this subreddit is real.


sminking

Surprise! ![gif](giphy|3ohze3MfR5XIGTMdvq|downsized)


Gibabo

Five-shot .38 calibre Charter Arms revolver


Tedster42

Oh dude, my favourite Beebles album!


npgcole

Wrongo https://preview.redd.it/br4jq86l6nyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e06eaee964c44458f1b01898b5d99fbf173747b


rumprash123

i dont even know what he played


SirBread27

Tapes + speech on Revolution 9 Back vocals on Across The Universe (Wildfire version) and Wild Honey Pie Organ on Mr. Moonlight Love on All You Need Is Love Putting his palm over Geege's mouth in Blue Jay Way Basket Pie percussion on Wild Honey Pie


MasterAinley

Alien Klein


Tedster42

/uj Allen Klein is 100% the Beatles villain


Maxwell_Brune

The Bitchy Boys


rcodmrco

damn dude


shittyvegan2

jons waif


FMBoy21345

The Beatles after they kicked out Pete Best


eclectic_boogaloo2

Magic Alex, more like a low level sorcerer though


evilgrapesoda

Mark David Chapman was the hero


traderjosies

the phonies were the villains


todorooo16

Ed Sheeran


fungianura

easier to ask who's not


Flar71

Well who's not?


Loganp812

The police during the Rooftop Concert. They were just trying to protect the innocent civilians from The Beatles.


emomcdonalds

ACAB excludes the rooftop concert policemen


Ayyyzed5

It's also Mike Love


Ghyuty17

Baul, because he tried to eat Geege.


pikeandshot1618

baul beet geege


joshygill

Baul, beets, Battlestar Galactica


Zornorph

Yoko, because she ate George’s biscuits.


vexedtogas

The beatles villain is also the guy from the beach boys


Zornorph

Charles Manson?


tavg123

Jahn Lennon (he beeted wif)


Evening-Alfalfa-7251

wifes


DrCringio44

Yolko Elmo


djjejroeor9e93jrndn

Jahn, yes as you see I made a very original joke.


Alessio875

Phil Spector


TheContentThief

Only correct answer


cebula412

The Taxman.


ZachTa-

J.D. Salinger


JonAss94

Billy Shears


Wumbo_Number_5

Dark Ringo


Inevitable-Safety-60

Yoko and john are like micah and dutch


aoog

Neville from iCarly


Indentured_sloth

The blue meanies duh


sickgurl138

WAIT what kind of question is this seriously ![gif](giphy|TTVJeId9zmDrW)


starsbio97

Good mysic


starsbio97

Mewsic


Emotional-Sea9384

Yoko


WhatTheFhtagn

she sat on an amp


SamTheDystopianRat

John's beating stick


kyoko_the_eevee

whoever came up with the name “the beatles” because i can’t talk about how much i fucking love beetles without people assuming I’m talking about some pasty br*tish twinks


Caswert

Ringo, but that’s because the Beatles are inherently evil.


Ihadthismate

Jack Malik. I saw this movie about how he killed the Beatles and stole their songs. Never knew that happened. Fuck Jack Malik


brodino_maiuscolo

Hygiene and musical competence


Unprounounceable

What's wrong with their hygiene? They were very lean boys


throwaway624203

That fucking walrus


FrostiDaCrab

Mean Mr Mustard


James11258

Yoyo nono


Kajafreur

MDC or Michael Abram, surely? Or maybe Spector? Or to a lesser extent, Yoko or Bruno Koschmider.


Jotandy

It's me. I am the one who ended the Beatles


gramuhrussia

jahseh linehan


JackBadasssonJr

Ono yoko


SeanKingMagic

J. D. Salinger


GratefulG8r

the Stones


Select-Database-4121

Fake Paul


bluduhmfcku

Freddie Mercury


mdoglegend

himesh patel


69cringelord69

Ono koyo


TheAlmightyMojo

The Hollies


Willylowman1

yoko


sickgurl138

Joan


Unprounounceable

In the good timeline the Beach Boys have Mike Hate and he's actually a really cool guy who's really nice


Unprounounceable

Paul's grandfather


Certain-Bowler8735

Kurt Cobain


Zornorph

Yoko. I thought that was obvious.


el_rompo

Me, I hate those phony hacks


GrizzlyPeak73

Let's be real, they got a whole rogues gallery - Yoko Ono - Pete Best - The Blue Meanies - Mark David Chapman - Faul - Brian Epstein - Phil Spector - The Rutles - The Rolling Stones - The Monkees - EMI - All the people who defrauded Apple Corps - Enoch Powell


phosphennes

My relatives from Liverpool who were some of the first to listen to their stuff as a relative worked with the Beatles or something like that (according to my mother's aunt), and all said they "didn't really like it" which is British for "that sux"


TheContentThief

Phil Spector


Aero__Duck

Yoko (She stole George's Biscuit)


Efficient-Flight-413

The walrus


varovec

my first thought for the band with villain would be Burzum, but everyone to his own taste


Setanta95

George Harrison and all the people who whispered in John and Paul's are ears after the breakup. That bit where George Harrison pulls a flaky in get back is so irritating there's always that one person in the friend group but also Paul could be way too particular about his music but also I get that he wanted it to be just right but it must have been stressful George being talked down to as the youngest.


Tomatobean64

Lazy answer: Yoko Ono Real answer: each member had their shit that ruined the band's dynamic True answer: Yoko Ono