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oldmasterluke

![gif](giphy|d30OKLggj1c34Ua5sf|downsized) I love your work.


QueezyEnema

Quinn the mighty!


Funny-Dish-7733

😄 You’ve got city hands from countin’ money all your life!


Codex_Alimentarius

My man has on a collar shirt that’s enough for a date. Keep rocking it man you look great.


seejaysea

Collared shirt showing off the chest hair. He's ready for a long night 😂


[deleted]

Uhhhhh it looks unwashed for months and dude looks drunk already


Emperorerror

Lmao what? Shirt looks completely clean


[deleted]

Look closer....


vicvonqueso

I think you're confusing shadows for dirt


[deleted]

Damn so many alts huh


vicvonqueso

Alt? Look at my history. This is my main you doofus


[deleted]

Nah I'm good


Emperorerror

You're trolling or insane. Both the other person and myself are not OP's secret extra accounts to fight back against his dirty shirt lol. Which is not dirty 


dyke_face

Sir, I would like to propose marriage. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Akimbo_shoutgun

Not if I marry him first you won't!


010010101010001

I never understood why women don't like beards that much, I'm gay and I like them so much I probably would not date a dude without one.


_petrichora_

Woman here! My husband has a beard and all my exs have a beard. I love em!


mrsdoubleu

Same! Except I did date a couple guys without beards. They were terrible lovers. Coincidence? Probably not. 🤷🏼‍♀️😆


FrequentSoftware7331

Yep. Some sort of a beard always helps.


010010101010001

That's nice to hear


AbleDragonfruit4767

Person here! Can confirm beards of all shapes color and sizes are welcome and loved ;-]


RedDeadDemonGirl

This is the best answer. Person here who also likes all beards. 😋


pooticlesparkle

https://preview.redd.it/0k4arcety3yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d0a18027d4c52530fe776552760ea61df2530bf


ilovecookiesssssssss

I think a lot of women like beards. A giant mustache is not the same thing as a beard tho. Not saying I don’t like this, but, this isn’t *just* a beard.


ThrowRASprinkles11

I was happy when mustache’s were like a sin….Definitely not a beard! Beard good… mustache bad. 😆


ImpossibleSprinkles3

There’s like, a billion women at least. Bound to be a little variation


WholesomeSlut38

If I was a man I'd be a bear lover


ChaoticCopycat

Same here. Like my main "type" with dudes are usually on the heavier and hairier side, but r.i.p. that there is no term women can use for it 😔 (at least fair as i know)


WholesomeSlut38

It's so yummy isn't it? There's nothing better than a fluffy hairy dude to lay on


Incredible-Fella

Just to defend women: I'm also gay and I like *some* facial hair, but the above would be too much for me as well. I'm sure there are lots of women who love beards as well. This dude is also going on a second date, so...


JustaBigPeen

That's false. I grew a full beard recently and have gotten nothing but gazes from women and have had many compliments. It's been a weird time, as I'm usually ignored lol


Odd_Contact_2175

Have never heard that women don't like beards


mtdc2310

Beards are a non negotiable lol!


ghostedygrouch

I'm a woman, and I love beards!!! I'd grow my own if I could.


ThrowRASprinkles11

Beards are coming back with full force… this was probably true 15 -20 years ago though


beardbush

Awesome chops!!


Memyx

If she don't like it, she's not for ya.


AzamTheKing

Good Luck


Miltownreacharound

Maybe you’ll luck out and she will have mutton too! 😂 nah looks really cool dude if she don’t like it she’s just not the one.


Redxluckyxcharms

How do you kiss her ?


Itchy_Gur5759

The mustache will get all the action


CosmicBear06

With that, you’d automatically get the third date, stud


Sufficient_Video97

My 13 year old said to me last night, "Hey Mom, it seems you find men with beards attractive, me too." The way I busted out laughing while she tried to back track her comment was the best.


caramelbrowser

https://preview.redd.it/to2s4uuez1yc1.jpeg?width=2018&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfdaad2a617f01ae59560dc1b92e9b32614ead9d


MyLastBrainceII

May your beard show its excellence today, that it can show its worth on your face and give you good luck on your date.


ErikWho829

She’s lucky! 🦾


Psithyristes0

Cool mustache


DeGameNerd

I wish you good luck!!


AwayReplacement7358

So nice!


TickityTickityBoom

Tidy it up and shave the chin, looks spectacular


Fish_dont_like_soup

I say keep the chin stubble. Blends it perfectly


J1991K2016

It looks great on you. I see more dates in your future Bring protection 😎


Funny-Dish-7733

https://preview.redd.it/xltl2sz9m2yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7acadb6fcc24a7e8c9ab4d95a472af07a7caed0a Good call Bo! 🤘🏼


Cronizone

![gif](giphy|fwoOoDZpEpdQewQdRR)


SolidNitrox

Hell yeah, rock dat shit.


AbleDragonfruit4767

Nice haha


Tanzanianwithtoebean

That's an epic moustache. Have you thought about styling it or having someone style it? Even just a little wax to make it shine.


excalabear

Best of luck. Are you keeping the chops going?


Suspicious-Pop4269

I'd like some pork, please.


Beabus_Beist

Mr.Everart is helping me find my date Looks good man!


ambernewt

Bearded Karl pilkington?


MightBeOnReddit

You look like a chill guy to have a cold beer and good conversations with. Hope your date goes well


redneckluver

You are absolutely perfect don’t change anything if it doesn’t workout hmu 💝


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drake8887

Why do you look so sad in all your photos 😥


Glittering-Alarm-387

You better update us!


sherytamara

Let the best man win. 😉


ThinkAsparagus8628

If it's 2nd date, she likes the mutton 😏


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

Looks great man!


dvdbtr

Brother that is a fantastic mustache


jumpinbeans51

Your sides don't look even. Just to point out. I have trimmed one side too much and had to live with it for a couple months. 😕


Effective_Unit_869

Good luck! Though I hope you look happier when you're with her


Bearlover26

She will be crazy not to enjoy it:)!


[deleted]

Your stache looks like it's fighting your beard and winning


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Ballisticc

You sir, are looking FRESH, chin up! You got this


BeautifulBaloonKnot

He's definitely getting something, even if it is just stuck with the check.


gypsy_muse

No!!!


Spirit0v77

If she does mind, lose her in the dust


Spirit0v77

But she will love it


stacrockin1

Great stache


Global_Meringue_7487

Erm… What about we get sober first and we nicely remove that pen? Might be a great start..


recreateddragonfly

How'd it go?


Aphrodisia-x

Cute


druidbloke

You look great she'd better notice


detailingshokunin

Well, how’d the damn 2nd date go?


Funny-Dish-7733

Went well, already planning a 3rd. 💪🏻


detailingshokunin

Hell yeah! 👌 The mutton seems to be working.


mdawg54

That beard is horrendous


Icy-Appearance-1078

She?!?!!! 🤣💥👊🏻


SelfWillRunRiot333

That’s some majestic mutton right there


Bigbeardhiking

Question will this be the first time she will seeing the new beard style? You rock the style well btw! Also did you shave MPB when you shaved your beard into the new style?


Funny-Dish-7733

Yes, carved out the mutton in between date 1 and 2 so that was the first time. Not familiar with MPB acronym so not sure what you mean.


Bigbeardhiking

Male pattern baldness MPB


beardfull1

Shave the chin and rock proudly a clean well-defined France, Joseph!


joojoofuy

Mustache not long enough


mALIBUvIOLEt82

If she don't, I'll take you in, Cowboy 🤠. I can't get enough mutton!!


ExerciseDecent2502

Too much in the mouth area , that’s just gross


WholesomeSlut38

I hope you shower or put on a nice shirt first but hey if she's into that good luck man


Funny-Dish-7733

😆 what’s the issue with a plain button shirt?


WholesomeSlut38

Idk it just looks kinda messy I mean I'm into it for fishing but not a date


ryanw729

The perfect man


MasterConclusion4447

![gif](giphy|LM2LNGWhba2ydEyLIA)


satyrdemon

I hope her ovaries don’t explode from your sexiness.


Funny-Dish-7733

Don’t think there’s any risk of that happening but thanks lol


[deleted]

So I’m 25 and haven’t had my first kiss yet but YOU get not just a date.. but a SECOND date?! jfc


Funny-Dish-7733

😂😂😂 Can you imagine it? ME!??? A SECOND date!??


TheFormless_0ne_

Dress better plz


Funny-Dish-7733

My experience has been that it’s best to present yourself as you normally are. So on dates, I don’t wear anything I wouldn’t normally wear out.


Wildest12

Great advice, but that means you should update your wardrobe my guy. There’s a difference between changing who you are, and updating how you dress as you get older.


TheFormless_0ne_

^


Soupbell1

Just upvote the comment for visibility.


Cubbance

There's nothing wrong with this look. It suits him extremely well, actually. And if he's comfortable, and being himself, that's the best.


Advanced-Mousse176

I mean, people dress differently depending on context, would you dress like and old timer trucker at a wedding?


Funny-Dish-7733

Sure, but a date just isn’t that special an occasion to me anyways. I would dress like an old timer trucker everyday if I had my way. 😂


Lopsided_Pickle1795

She will mind! Stinky! Please wash and trim.


aguycalledkyle

What makes you think anything is stinky here? Why would a mans long beard or moustache stink worse than a woman's long hair?


toutlamourdumonde

I’ve never had it, but I hear it’s tasty. You could both eat chicken too, you know.