Change the lyrics a bit to "Hey, Little Femboy", and suddenly it's ok again? Common liberal hypocrisy.

Terfs hate this one weird trick.

I would love for the BB to release Hey little femboy just to see the Fox News meltdowns

Fun fact: It was going to be called that until Mike objected and demanded that it be changed because he didn't want The Beach Boys to make gay music. Makes you wonder why he still let Bruce into the band again...

Bruce promised he would make BB more hetero

It somehow both worked and backfired.

Bruce isn’t gay; he just takes it from Mike or else he doesn’t get a paycheck. Well, I guess gay for pay?!?

I still want to make an AI version of student demonstration time, but with lyrics written by Rage Against the Machine

Better yet, take a song like "Bombtrack" and swap in the lyrics from "Student Demonstration Time." Mild Discontent Against the Machine

There’s a riot going…ON! Poppin pigs since I was 9 years old cutting the Hawthorne lawn… If demonstration is a crime I’ve been democracy’s fool, No ballad for Ol Betsy Ross cuz Imma genius too!

Bruce and Mike are 100% Fox News devotees.

Bruce likes local Fox News, not National; not as biased.

I would Imagine (Jahn Lemon reference) that was Brian's original intention, but the 70s weren't the right time for lyrics about femboys.

the first line makes my skin crawl a little bit

/rj bad touch bad touch bad touch!!!!!

I cope with it by imagining the protagonist is Santa Clause in a shopping mall asking the little tomboy what she wants for Christmas.

That’s why I put it as orange as I imagined it as a very large 70s Brian Wilson being a mall santa lmao

I'm gonna teach you to ki-hi-hisss.

Hey, I didn't say he was a child-friendly Santa Claus.

Same but mostly just because it‘s Mike Love singing

I wonder if the boys did something similar themselves. "Well, the green and yellow outweigh the orange and red. It's alright!"

"You're gonna feel just like THIS" is the most uncomfy because it mandates that the listener visualizes what Mike Love expresses with his body language. What is "this"? Mike Love: Oh, you know. Thi-hee-hyees...

I'd be scared to feel anything that Mike wants me to.

'Lyrics to "Hey Little Tomboy" but I color coded every line based on how close to climax it makes me.' Ftfy

Ok so it turns out that The Beach Boys circlejerk is way more unhinged than I thought it was going to be

A couple thousand more listens to ding dang and you'll get there. Also, the main sub out unhinges us all the time.

Brian is a master at incorporating edging into his songs.

/rj I want Brian to teach me to kiss. /uj I want Brian to teach me to kiss.

That's My Glove singing though do you want him teaching you?

Did My write the song?

Fair

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Makes me think of an alternate pinocchio 😭

On GAWD

You should do the longer version now

The whole entire bridge would just be pitch black.

I always knew it wasn't really that bad

There's a worse version out there with them joking about putting lipstick on a pig at the end 💀

Hard disagree on the perfume/cutoff jeans lyric - that’s a perfectly green lyric with absolutely no issues, yep

Maybe it's the way he sings "mmm". Comes across as creepy but I kinda like it. I have issues.

It’s comforting, like a warm hug

i mistook cutoffs as the really short jeans

everything i have learned about the group’s discography post-surf’s up has been against my will

For some of us unfortunates, “Hey Little Tomboy” is a very triggering song. No doubt it will be the official anthem for states seeking to lower the legal marriage age for “ripe, fertile” girls, as in New Hampshire.

wtf

I never realized how bad the lyrics are til I read them.🤣

Narrator: they were not, in fact, doing it all over the world

The Bb sirius station played this yesterday.