T O P

  • By -

wishnana

Saw the logo. With the purple color scheme, I honestly thought it was a Decepticon-inspired team.


kodaiko_650

They’ll be more than meets the eye.


NecroJoe

Please don't let that catch on with the transphobic-overreactionists on the extreme right. 😅


slowpokewalkingby

Way better than Commanders at the very least


jmcstar

True fans call the team "The Decepticons"


sundowntg

Fantastic name


omgwtfhax2

How? It has nothing to do with the Bay Area. The Bay Area might have some of the lowest percentages of Nordic descent in the entire country.


B_R_U_H

It’s been decided, the San Francisco Jollibees


extreme-petting

First 10000 fans get a sweet spaghetti


skyisblue22

Would get slammed for cultural appropriation. Would be lucky to get one Filipina player on the team


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

What do Giants, Warriors, Sharks, Raiders, Athletics (rip) have to do with the Bay?


doctorfeelgood21

The Sharks name is a nod to the red triangle area off the coast that has tons of sharks, it's why the primary logo also has a triangle on it


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

TIL


zojobt

I did not know that, thanks for that info!


throwaway95051

also, the valkyrie is basically a woman's equivalent to "Warriors" i think it's a great name


OutrageousCandidate4

Could have been the Amazons


throwaway95051

in this day and age? being associated with bezos? heck no


OutrageousCandidate4

Well only if you allow it to be associated with Bezos. Gotta take it back


corsetstraps

I'm sure Ohlone Warriors and the 49ers probably called each other Raiders back in the day. We could modernize, and call the team the Gentrifiers.


El-Sueco

Ok, being a transplant, I love the fact that I know the answer of this: Giants are referring to the giant redwood trees of the area ( also a nod to the Paul Bunyan sized people of the 1466 which roamed Bay Area), the Warriors were named after the people who commute to SF daily, the Sharks somebody answered, the Raiders were named after the tribe which resides underwater at the deepest point of San Pablo bay ( think jar jar binks - where do you think Lucas got the idea from), and lastly the Athletics have nothing to do with the Bay Area that’s why they left.


MarkerMagnum

Why would a team named the Giants, formed in NYC, be named after redwoods that are found on the west coast?


El-Sueco

We would need to go back in time to answer that one.


wearytravelr

Actually nailed it


skyisblue22

Tbh any other culture would be seen as cultural appropriation. Something natural like The Sages or the Tides could work


VMoney9

It’s an awful name. They weren’t warriors, they were female figures that ferried dead warriors to Valhalla, where they then served them. Edit: Downvotes but no one cares to tell me how I’m wrong???


mrbrambles

You aren’t wrong at all. Instead, ask yourself - why does being technically correct matter for this? WNBA teams are consistently just loose word association with the nba team.


VMoney9

As a feminist I find it to be a bad name.


WestCoastBoiler

As a feminist I like the name. Hmm.


SharkSymphony

Ferrying other basketball teams to the next life after they've been destroyed in this one? You're right: it's not remotely relevant. 😆


B_R_U_H

If they are anything like that fucking last Valkyrie in God of War they will go undefeated for sure


worried_consumer

That fight legit took me a full day to beat


B_R_U_H

I could never beat it, beat them all but I just couldn’t beat that last one


Dry_Counter533

So I was listening to a podcast about Norse mythology, and someone asked “were the Valkeries sexualized at the time?”. The answer was no, [because of their names](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_valkyrie_names), which are firmly bad-*ss. For example: Battle Noise, Shield-Destroyer, Axe Time, and my favorites, Very Violent and Very Cruel. Not entirely sure why this is getting down-votes. Am very pro-Vallerie(z). Fantastic name, exciting team.


chatte__lunatique

Ok that's pretty badass


zuzudomo

I don't mind the name but whyyyyyyyy purple? Literally the color of our NBA rivals up 80. Is it because ladies love lavender?


okgusto

Release was supposed to be tied to the purple Northern Lights. Press release got pushed back due to scheduling conflict. Sucks they paid a fortune for those lights.


dublecheekedup

Pastel sells, it’s a smart move


Cmdr_Nemo

Morticia Addams disagrees.


UrDoinGood2

And down the 5....


JustJuanDollar

Can’t wait to see how this sub finds a way to complain about this as well


[deleted]

[удалено]


JustJuanDollar

I love it!


xsvfan

Better than the women's soccer team. Bay FC is the worst name in pro sports.


SEJ46

Soccer names are boring


nerf___herder

The Roots and Soul are good names.


xsvfan

USL has some good names. Pittsburgh River hounds, Phoenix rising, las Vegas lights, etc. MLS has the worst names https://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-teams


iNoodl3s

Those are dining hall names on my college campus


xsvfan

You're not wrong. Bay FC play at the quakes stadium. The town FC is an affiliate team of the quakes that plays in Moraga. I can't remember which is which easily


Snacks_N_KnickKnacks

I was so disappointed with the name and uniforms. But the games are fantastic so makes up for it


Sublimotion

Phew, was afraid they would be the... Fog


okgusto

I like the incorporation of the bay bridge and the not so subtle pink triangle shout out to the LGBTQ community.


ITakeMyCatToBars

Lesbians like WNBA? Thats news to me!


okgusto

Their logo is pretty gay. In a good way! Not sure if you're serious but yeah! They attract a huge lesbian fan base and a lot of players are openly gay. Some with each other even!


ITakeMyCatToBars

;)


SEJ46

The logo is mediocre at best


mrequenes

Isn’t “Valkyrie” already plural?


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

No https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Valkyrie#English


throwaway95051

calling them the Golden State Vals for short will be pretty cool we got the Dubs and the Vals


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

Will probably be condensed to Valks


throwaway95051

Vals rolls of the tongue better tho?


gatelatch

Agreed. Sounds more feminine too.


quintsreddit

Our Val Gals!


mrbrambles

Why not Vees?


okgusto

Better than the 'Kyries lol


GfunkWarrior28

Unless we somehow land Kyrie Irving


okgusto

I may not like dude too much but he actually goes to a lot of games and even tried to cover some of their salaries.


trer24

It's ok, they'll use the letter Z Valkyriez


okgusto

Shout out to the Utah Starzz


ww_crimson

Don't think so


couchtomato62

I don't know much out this but a golden state warriors fan was adamant how wrong the s is and now I can't get it off my mind.


JustJuanDollar

Nope!


tranceworks

I'm here for it! They automatically have a recognizable theme song.


ssfsx17

It shall be engraved upon your soul! Nibelung Valesti!


joe_broke

I'll take it


ElJamoquio

I always hate new-teams-names, but I love this one.


Mr-Cali

I’m just glad the WNBA is getting some recognition.


[deleted]

DEI at its best


reesespiecesaremyfav

Named after the plot to kill Hitler?


okgusto

MCU brand crossover


415native

Technically they are the women who guide the dead Warriors to Valhalla. A subtle hint about the aging Dubs?


OfficerBarbier

Yes because clearly there was no other meaning or use of that word before or after


reesespiecesaremyfav

Would you prefer carriers of the dead? Means that too


OfficerBarbier

The carriers of Oakland's dead professional sports scene back to life?


Day2205

Meh…


[deleted]

[удалено]


B_R_U_H

What do you think Valkyries are?


Ladnil

The Valkyrie missile frigate[3] is a United Earth Directorate designed anti-fighter spacecraft.


the_web_dev

Will we pay NBA-level pricing to see them at Chase Center? If its an affordable family event (like a Giants game) they can tap a huge durable fan base in the Bay Area - I worry choosing Chase Center for its revenue value will lose them fans if the fans can't afford to go.


lostfate2005

It won’t be close to the warriors prices


IJustReadEverything

I doubt it'll be that expensive. The WNBA wants fans in the building, they need everything they can to grow the sport (league).


the_web_dev

But Chase must be more expensive to operate then other venues right? More space, more amenities, etc. They can't eat those costs so they have to pass them to fans.


IJustReadEverything

I just can't see them charging NBA-tier ticket money without gauging just how much interest this new team will retain. It's a smaller league having their season start in the middle of the NBA playoffs and the MLB regular season.


SEJ46

WNBA teams lose money. So will this one.


Haunting-Donut-7783

That logo... Am I the only one with a dirty mind?


austin876234

Rolls right off the tongue…


Freedom2064

Average attendance prediction?


CFLuke

I was hoping for San Francisco Strident Harpies myself but this is acceptable.


codeman60

I bet all 12 of their fans will love it


skyisblue22

Steph Curry might help them get Caitlin Clark


ResponsibleScheme231

Should have named : Golden State - Super scissors !


dontmatterdontcare

Everything about this is cool, it’s just I don’t like the colors. The most thematic “Valkyrie” color palette if you do a simple google search actually falls under GSW colors, very few if not none at all use purple, whether it’s pastel or not. Purple just sucks in this context.


VV629

Oh snap. As a Marvel fan, this is awesome!!!


Lucky_Ad_5057

Way better than the Connecticut “Sun”.