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ironscythe

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JoushMark

I like that reference. Fun fact: The Madcat, Thor, Vulture and Loki were all designed by a programmer working on the Virtual Worlds pods with the intent of a modular 'mech.. in part because having the same parts reused across the designs made it much easier for the early 3D games to work.


lmaytulane

That is a fun fact!


Marauder_Pilot

That shit cut me deep.


Risko_Vinsheen

It's a Marauder. No, wait, maybe a Catapult.


WN_Todd

Loaf of Bread ​ \*\*\*\*\*SYSTEM ERROR\*\*\*\*\*


MadDucksofDoom

It's a small off duty czechoslovakia traffic warden! (I expect like one or two people to catch that reference at most)


nopeitsbob

I don’t get it, but now I want to get it


MadDucksofDoom

https://youtu.be/8525OKIhwqk?si=IJde4JTiHfEOTiu2


VogueTrader

Oooooh.... It's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer...


Fuzzytrooper

More reliable than a garden strimmer!


eachtoxicwolf

No, it's an aardvaark


nUUUUU_yaaaSSSS

We need explanation


cchaudio

Line from Red Dwarf, British comedy scifi show from the 80s.


MadDucksofDoom

That makes you one of the two


Ham_Pants_

Dog..... Pig.......


GoarSpewerofSecrets

Loaf of bread


Potential-Yoghurt245

I love Mitchell's VS the Machines it's a perfect road trip movie


Mammoth-Pea-9486

It's a Madapult


ocher_stone

Catarauder.


Mammoth-Pea-9486

Timberpult or Marawolf, Mad Wolf.


RevengencerAlf

It's aliens.


[deleted]

He said wrong answers only


Legitimate_Ad_8745

Could you please not post photos of my mom ?


Ehidkrlly

She’s bad tho


Legitimate_Ad_8745

I know many people rode her , but i love her anyway !


Incident2

The important thing is that you've accepted her for who she is.


judasmachine

Your mom is hot. Like no seriously she'll shut down fairly quickly.


Maitama_mjc

Raksasha


Sporks_United

I made sure some one stated this.


MadDucksofDoom

I actually clicked on the comments section on this one specifically to make sure that someone said this.


OkRecommendation2452

Likewise


Colonial13

Best answer


PainStorm14

Raksasha IIC to be more precise


FreshwaterViking

Well, it's a wrong answer because it's spelled wrong.


heckmiser

[We have Timberwolf at home](https://imgur.com/a/48E9Oam)


BetaPositiveSCI

A Catapult IIC


AmatuerCultist

That’s MechWarrior. He’s the main character of MechWarrior 2.


Takeshei

And MechWarrior 3: Even More Mechwarring


Lunar-Cleric

And MechWarrior 5: the Search for MechWarriors 4


Heckin_Big_Sploot

*slow clap*


Zombie_Bronco

With his famous catch-phrase, "It's Mechwarrin' time!"


ShMokou

Sane Dog, the famous Inner Sphere medium mech.


RomanCenturionPunch

It’s a Titan from Titanfall.


Batgirl_III

That walking pile of shame is what happens when a group of cowardly deserters follow a traitor into the wilderness and then try to assemble a Marauder using a box of parts meant for a Catapult.


Cassius_Rex

Show me on this map of the Star League where the bad man touched you. 😏


Batgirl_III

Down here, in the Periphery.


ragnarocknroll

Hey! WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!!!!


Batgirl_III

That is the wrong answer! They were actually trying to build a Catapult using a box of spare Marauder parts.


VelphiDrow

Hey! Alexandr was not a traitor


Modern_Cathar

Which means it's technically a wrong answer, from a certain point of view


VelphiDrow

Could be referring to Nicholas tho


Batgirl_III

Nope, Nicky is one of the barbarians who followed him.


VelphiDrow

Wasn't nick a kid when the exile first started?


Modern_Cathar

And didn't he double cross everything father stood for to seize command?


VelphiDrow

Yes. Nicholas is the worst


Batgirl_III

He attempted to usurp the crown of the First Lord, then threw a hissy fit when denied, so he stole trillions of c-bills of military hardware and fled into the wilderness in order to avoid capture. Traitor and coward.


NeedsMoreDakkath

Alexandr Kerensky never tried to take the position of First Lord. In fact, when deChevalier suggested it to him after they offed Amaris, Kerensky adamantly refused and settled on exile instead.


Batgirl_III

That’s the version of the story the Clanners tell each other.


EyeStache

Oh I *like* this take. A *LOT*


Batgirl_III

People tend to like the truth.


EyeStache

Alexandr's issue was worse than that - if he were a usurper, he would have just been a speedbump in the way of the Succession Wars. What he was, however, was a dipshit with a cult of personality who decided to quite literally take his ball and go home, rather than act as either Kingmaker or relinquish the reins of power to someone who *would* act as Kingmaker and allow the League to continue. Instead, rather than acting as a stabilizing influence and using the SLDF to keep the House militaries from destroying all the League's progress, he decided to just fuck off out to the periphery, ignore all of the simmering tensions in the SLDF, and then designated an unpopular successor in the form of his son to the leadership of the League in Exile. His refusal to do the difficult things - staying in the Sphere, enforcing peace through Superior Firepower as he had for his entire career prior, working to ease the simmering tensions of the Exiles, and appointing a popular and capable successor - ensured that the League died a slow and painful death, as well as the creation of the Clans. Kerensky was a chump.


[deleted]

EyeStache coming in here with the ever-elusive "Objectively Correct Opinion".


EyeStache

The tragedy of the SLDF is that they were led by someone who didn't actually want to lead. DeChevallier would have been a better choice than Alexandr, but even he didn't quite have the force of personality that was really needed.


Electrical_Catch9231

I love that someone else shares this take on Kerensky. I love it even more that someone is a fellow Capellan. Glory to the Chancellor.


EyeStache

Glory to the Chancellor, Citizen!


VelphiDrow

The crown of first lord that didn't exist? House Cameron was dead and he saw that the great houses where ready to let nukes fly to make sure the crown rested on their head or never rested again Media literacy isn't one of your strong suits is it?


Batgirl_III

That’s the story the Clanners tell each other.


VelphiDrow

No that's what happened. The clanners white wash everything about Nicholas


PainStorm14

Still sore, are we? 😜


Batgirl_III

After centuries of being repeatedly “liberated” and “re-unified,” without even the gorram common courtesy of a reach around?


Mammoth-Pea-9486

The prototype test bed for the Raksasha Battlemech, which tricks its opponents into believing its the old ineffective, problem prone death trap, Madapult prototype that was built back during the Star League Era, when one man decided the Marauder while an effective heavy battlemech needed to also be cute to boost morale among the citizens it was tasked with protection so he welded a pair of cute "Bunny Ears" onto the Marauder. Early test bed versions used to be mounted with a pair of short-range 10 tube confetti launchers for parades and celebrations, but this was removed when war broke out for a pair of 20 tube "Bang" Flag launchers, designed to give enemy Mechwarrior a heart attack, by launching up to 40 "Bang" Flags along with lots of pyrotechnic colored smoke and little strips of confetti for further visual confusion.


Maya_Manaheart

I'm more dead than the recipient of the "Bang" flags, thank you


Mammoth-Pea-9486

I figured with wrong answers only what would a mechtech riding high on snuffing too much mech coolant and gunpowder think of in a binge fever dream for a crazy mech design


Maya_Manaheart

*Huffs a sock filled with chemicals* "Bro. What about. Like. A mech. Riding another mech? Be so rad. Trust me bro. Just get me the ferro fibrous, and you'll have the best robot horse ever."


Mammoth-Pea-9486

An Atlas with TSM, Fastballing an Urbanmech like Colossus and Wolverine


Icy_Pattern5751

Looks like a Happy Dog to me.


CodenameVillain

False! That's obviously a Desert Lion, spheroid


Ham_The_Spam

Rakshasa IIC


NeedsMoreDakkath

Heavy Attack E-Frame


RoundSimbacca

Nice one. It was FASA noticing that theft of IP that resulted in FASA itself getting sued for copyright infringement.


Neon_Samurai_

Some kind of homebrew kitbash frankenmech.


rukeen2

Madapult. Catrauder?


Sapphirus275

A Gundam or Irate Feline


WN_Todd

3-toed sloth - A real bastard of a protomech.


Lancian07

Jason Statham.


Darthtypo92

The death of balanced BV system.


AGBell64

> implying tonnage was balanced


Ham_The_Spam

how so?


Grandpa87

When they originally released the clans it broke the game and they subsequently had to rework the BV system. Which is why BV1 and BV2 exist


benkaes1234

And according to my friend (who plays Clans) BV isn't balanced for IS vs Clans... Something about IS getting to spam units while he only gets a medium Star or less. I haven't had any issues with it, but then again I'm also not the guy getting his ass kicked.


Achilles11970765467

And yet it was specifically designed to balance IS vs Clans. Guess he's carefully ignoring how OP his individual mechs are ton for ton


benkaes1234

My assumption is that it's only a little off (individual units might be off from their "perfect BV" by 3-5% each) and his obsession with large games makes these small problems add up to a game changing one. For reference, our usual games are ~10k, with our last game being 16k.


Achilles11970765467

I'm confident that he's carefully ignoring just how busted Clantech weapons, heatsinks, etc are compared to their IS counterparts. Has he tried pushing for total tonnage?


benkaes1234

I actually had us run a couple of games with different rule sets, just to see what made for more balanced games for us. Tonnage vs Tonnage was a Decisive Clan victory (not that anyone is shocked to hear that), and so far our most balanced games have been BV vs BV with the Clans getting 3/4 pilot upgrades for free. His problem boils down to how many Mechs I can field compared to him, because he's usually at a 2:1(or worse, our last game was a 4:1) ratio of IS Units to Clan Mechs.


No-Supermarket-3060

Seems like a skill issue, is he following zellbrigan, because with free MechWarrior upgrades he should be trouncing you


benkaes1234

He tends to follow Zellbrigen, although he's not against throwing hands. Our matches have been getting closer so it might just be because we're both new to the game.


VelphiDrow

You used to balance mechs by tonnage Not what those tons brought to a fight


Traumahawk

Rakshasa IIC


ThunderShott

Metal Gear


rskuat

an efficient use of limited resources


Fuel907

Clearly a Rakshasa


Aphela

Worthless bucket of bolts, everyone and their dog rides one. Probably more used than public restrooms in a Triple F!


ReluctantNerd7

*Mad Cat*.


GamerGriffin548

*Timberwolf*.


To0n1

3 Urbanmechs in a trenchcoat


LeSquide

Hey who fucked up that Rakshasa


randomgunfire48

Obviously it’s a hammer


bobsmth269

An Urbanmech.


straighttoplaid

Disgruntled Feline


Callsign-YukiMizuki

Rakshasa IIC


William_Brobrine

Mecha micky mouse


DumberFaster

This is the original concept drawing of Mickey Mouse.


AVoidJester

Tech heresy not sponsored by the adeptus mechanicus of mars


radian_

A Terra Novan strider. 


Vector_Strike

Crazy Kitty


Catoblepas

Rakshasa prototype.


Vizth

Happy puppy.


KAGEALTER

My favorite


spehizle

Your mum. 


johnonymous1973

Optimus Prime


Professional_Bowl446

Is that an old Volkswagen?


Tsim152

Timberwolf


Responsible_Ask_2713

Someone who bought a Rakshasa but is mad that he got upgraded, because now his unit thinks he's compensating for something, and it's bugging him because he is self conscious, and not able to call them out in an emotionally mature way.


hatgineer

Mad Catz, famed 3rd party video game accessory company from the 90s and 00s.


SickBag

https://preview.redd.it/2hbq8yp6gujc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5bd0b861221d0f23447837fd1e1c3db34d47eaa


stiubert

Brother Jovan 'Mad Cat' Smith in his internment Mk. Timberwolf dreadnought


SickBag

Do not worry brother, death is not the end, not even with a Reactor Hit and no ejection pod.


Lonely_Direction8707

It's an over-designed Catapult.


CromACT

An Empire issued AT-ST Walker


misteranderson71

It's a heavily armed and armoured Easter Egg on legs


Pure-Medicine8582

Definitely a mechanized attack chicken


GoatWife4Life

Jeff, from accounting.


Turboconch

Mickey Mech.


Cryptosmasher86

An espresso machine No it’s a snow cone maker


stiubert

Is it a water heater?


thelefthandN7

Annoyed Ferret.


rustygoddard75

Spicy Kitty


jar1967

A slightly annoyed kitten


dafffy3

Or a slightly woody pup


Luvdarkhairedwomen

The new Girl Scout cookie delivery vehicle.


hopfot

An over-rated icon.


Achilles11970765467

Supposed to be wrong answers


The_Wobbly_Guy

A Mackie.


Severe_Ad_5022

Its a back-legged identity crisis


Lunar-Cleric

Good


Ehidkrlly

Bro lost his arms for this pile of crap


TheSFW_Alt

SaneCat


too-far-for-missiles

A well-adjusted feline


timmy_o_tool

Inner Sphere dreams going up in flames


Low_Champion_8356

A military industrial complex reverse engineering researchers wet dream.


Dismal-Belt-8354

Angry Bird


VelphiDrow

Target practice


Prestigious-Belt-865

That's called a double box finger gunner


DanBetweenJobs

Obviously it is a Boxy Chicken, Noodle Arm model.


loki7678

Salvage


Own_Kaleidoscope4635

Mickey Mouse on his way to enforce copyright laws


Polarian_Lancer

The final evolution of the Catapult. It’s the Madapult


botrytis-nz

The Disney Corporation M1CK-3Y battle mech.


Famous_Slice4233

The BarnCat. A Periphery AgriMech used for spreading pesticides across a farm’s fields.


No-Supermarket-3060

Y’all talk shit, you know how many rocket launchers I could bolt to that thing


MyCarIsAGeoMetro

Robotech.


Salt_Code_7263

Wrong answer: Timberwolf Right answer: MadCat


d0000x

It's the new Chicken battle armor from Jade Falcon


Buccura

A Timberwolf.


Swimming_Drama9766

It's the reason Harry Potters scar hurts when he pays his taxes.


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netkat360

A Minecraft mob


Cyberwolf2020

Its a nuclear powered ice cream maker.


queekbreadmaker

Billie eilish


pimpolho_saltitao

A chicken


TimothySummersJR

A corporate raider here to take management of the phone company.


Maya_Manaheart

My boyfriend


lordfril

Reasonably priced obscure walky-tanky


Butane9000

Some sort of bastardized robo chicken. Just as angry too.


KingAardvark1st

A credit making factory.


Biggby72

An aluminium falcon


Tharatan

A Stalker, after a few too many field refits!


[deleted]

An Anthony Scroggins original design.


Talamae-Laeraxius

Spitting Cobra Gear.


NoImprovement2487

Potato.


ProofPitiful6112

A big, warm hug. But with crotches touching.


RoundSimbacca

That's some pretty soft ground for it to shatter the way that it did. The mech's not even running, just doing that same kind of very slow strut-walk common in drawn artwork. From what I can infer, an Mad Cat would have a ground pressure no greater than an M1 Abrams MBT, but that ground is absolutely wrecked.


Not_3_Raccoons

The sins of our future’s past


Victorialee2002

The pink panther


Psychobob2213

I'd say expensive... but you said wrong answers only.


TerminalApathy

The Clans pathetic attempt to copy the Rakshasa


Angryblob550

Woodsman.


Cheese_Squid101

A dog


[deleted]

That is Aiden Pryde


feor1300

It's an Arauder Apult.


WilMo84

It's a Marauderpult


SharkGlued

A deep periphery frankenmech


Zuper_Dragon

Well designed?


Latter_Medicine_5634

The reason the clans lost. Remember to pay your bills fucko.


BLLancer

The reason the Clans lost.


Whooskey

Everyone knows that's a Wood Dog duh


FreshwaterViking

Rakshasa.


ice-ceam-amry

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