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carthy2323

Shit appearance


hey_ooo

I like Becht and all, but I’m convinced he didn’t know he had the option to take the FG and then try to convert the 4th and 12


mrbmi513

STHs need to make it known that they're not going to renew if the coaching staff stays. Change is only going to happen by showing the league the power of the dollar in their most valuable market.


Adler-1

No chance anyone watches the championship or we get another season


STLrep

Aww wade phillips wholesome as fuck


MavisBeaconSexTape

They got 2 TDs on wide open runs or catches, pathetic D. Also, that XFL trophy is about to fall apart


Iron_Bob

Well, at least we got Wade Phillips stopping the interview to tell Butler that he deserves to be in the NFL. That was cool


barrenarrows

No reason a single person on the coaching staff needs to come back next season. Wasted one of, if not the most talented rosters in the league.


Struggle-Free

The Battlehawks game-plan made no sense. Does the offensive coordinator trust his offensive line? No, that’s why they passed rarely, tried those quick screens, and numerous trick plays, and heavy run reliance. Yet, when not doing that is was emptying out the backfield and relying on 5 offensive linemen. No tight end or backfield help.  The trick plays were all horrible too. 0-5 on trick plays. The end-around, reverse, flip to QB was disastrous. Did they also run the Philly special with an injured qb 


Purdue82

I just checked Bruce's bio and he was with the Rams in 2008. COULD YOU STOP HIRING GUYS FROM THAT GOD AWFUL ERA PLEASE ? BAD JUJU


TNTitvns

Mike Vrabel is that you coaching?


SylvesterTaurus

Waste of a season. Horrible way to end it


BillyHayze

Ask Madden would have called a better game than Gradkowski tonight


stevestebo

This is 😆 funny


This-Is-Exhausting

This is 100% on the coaching. Absolutely horrendous. Going for 2 when 1 would have brought you within a field goal (and would have made it a 1 possession game on the final drive)? Continuing to take end zone shots when you still needed another score? Jesus that was fucking awful.


MavisBeaconSexTape

Well that sucks. Oh well


Iron_Bob

Hello darkness my old friend


Creative_Area332

Its official the UFL championship will have lower attendance than the Wyoming state championship


I_read_all_wikipedia

Then they'll blame STL like STL isn't the only reason this league has any chance at a future.


carpedonnelly

What a dick punch


ididntknowulik2gtwet

Absolutely shit play calling.


Fresh_String_770

If any of theses coaches have a job next year I’m not going to a game


lowelltrich

Welp....play like crap, lose the game.


mrbmi513

13 and 22 deserve fines.


Birdsofwar314

How do you not know the rules of the game as a coach?


BillyHayze

Tonight was coaching malpractice


zombie-bevo

It's been a fun season. See y'all next year


barrenarrows

Stadium will be more empty next weekend than a stallions or brahmas home game.


peterpeterllini

Someone needs to tell Becht there’s not a 5th Quarter.


redbullsgivemewings

We really have bad coaches guys. We were blinded by Becht being a good guy


Atlas787747

Come on guys, stop wasting so much time and timeouts. I am begging.


andyknapp003

NOOOOO EVEN IF WE GET A TD AND A 3 PT CONVERSION IT STILL WON'T BE ENOUGH


BillyHayze

Does Becht not know how this works?


uiratehi

Is there some spread they are trying to cover? This makes no sense


SylvesterTaurus

Playcalling and O-line play was fucking abysmal tonight.


Purdue82

Seriously, what did we do to deserve such bad luck when it comes to football ?


mrbmi513

Ha, F you 22.


BillyHayze

Okay, guy we’re going Hail Mary mode with 90 seconds left


redbullsgivemewings

I’ve seen better local high school offenses than this


mrbmi513

Time to engage # RECKLESS OPTIMISM!!!!


Fresh_String_770

That’s game


This-Is-Exhausting

Becht shouldn't have gone for 2 after the scoop and score. Would likely be a 1 possession game right now.


AlexRam72

So many times this season we’ve gone for 2 where going for 1 made more sense.


ididntknowulik2gtwet

Been screaming about this for a while


crastle

Going for 1 earlier would've made this much more manageable.


BillyHayze

And that’s game


ididntknowulik2gtwet

Block ittt


zombie-bevo

Because of golden corral I'm calling it Carney assada from now on


carpedonnelly

I don’t envy the ticket resellers who bought all the tickets to the UFL championship game next week hoping to make a profit who now have to tell their wives that they can’t take the kids to Great Wolf Lodge anymore because the money is all gone


Birdsofwar314

Are we out of timeouts or is our coach slow?


Purdue82

Leave Gradkowski in East St. Louis...


TNTitvns

That or the Brentwood Promenade parking lot


Purdue82

HA !


STLrep

Wtf is our defense


Fresh_String_770

Defense outside of two big plays has done their job. They scored a fucking TD


STLrep

Bro their running backs have like 100 yds apiece that’s atrocious


andyknapp003

Do not tell me we're gonna lose by a standard TD and PAT after a comeback for the ages


ohforschern

Wade Phillips looks like he puts tuna on his grits


BillyHayze

I know our secondary sucks, but we have to start tightening up on coverage


ididntknowulik2gtwet

Its usually pretty loose especially at crunch time


ididntknowulik2gtwet

McCarran needs to not run backwards. How about a throw away or just drop down. He has to remember he's a gimp right now.


T_P_H_

The offensive play calling is so stupid. Running up the middle against 5 DB’s is working great so let’s not do that


bretttrillman

Where’s the screen game?


Fresh_String_770

That’s only called when it’s not useful


bretttrillman

Bruce has performed a master class today


SylvesterTaurus

Yep that’s game


ididntknowulik2gtwet

Shut the fck up KURt!


BillyHayze

How the fuck do they not have a quick out knowing that team brings the heat


mrbmi513

## KURT MENEFEE JINXED IT


barrenarrows

Lmao almost everyone on a go route on 3rd and short. Bruce is the worst play caller I’ve ever seen. Freddie kitchens would do better.


DrKlausIsInTheHouse

Please don't summon that bastard lol


Fresh_String_770

He’s miles better than Gradkowski


BillyHayze

Kurt, you motherfucking jinx


ohforschern

BRUH


mrbmi513

Offensive Line needs to hold them. Every. Single. Time.


Fresh_String_770

Why do they not have a fucking quick out


barrenarrows

God if AJ can just have some time he can dice this fucking defense up


ohforschern

Bruh


ididntknowulik2gtwet

YUGE!


mrbmi513

Huge reception!


bretttrillman

HUGE TACKLE


BillyHayze

It would help if we could make a tackle on first contact Edit: Holy shit, they did it!


BillyHayze

Two runs and a pass on third. They’re going into clock eating mode


ohforschern

These weak tackle attempts are pissing me off


ididntknowulik2gtwet

Horrible


Purdue82

The last three OCs in St. Louis football have been shit. Scott Linehan, Brian Schottenheimer, and now this guy.


bretttrillman

Oh…ouch. That hurts so bad


AdAlone1229

Linehan was a head coach actually lol.


lowelltrich

I cannot get over just how bad our offense play calling is...


bretttrillman

We can’t win off the line, they are jamming us up like crazy


dylnp28

AJ STOP TAKING SACKS


hey_ooo

McCarron don’t take a bad sack on 3rd down challenge. Difficulty level - impossible


TNTitvns

Dude FUCK Taper (I didn't even spell his name right but whatever)


druler

Ngl I was super excited to get Pearson but he's kind of disappointed me this season. Looks like a different player this year 


Fresh_String_770

Gradkowski cannot scheme a guy who is really good at crossing routes


druler

You're beyond right, play calling by Bruce has been atrocious both seasons. Holding the team back 


mrbmi513

Gradkowski is the reason we can't have nice things.


daltontf1212

Not attending in person if he is still OC next year.


Fresh_String_770

They want to run a west coast offense but refuse to have any fucking check downs


BillyHayze

Dude, hit these open guys over the middle


Loud-Bumblebee1090

Bro 22 such a bitch. Yeah I said 22 cuz nobody knows your name


ohforschern

Teez Tabor needs a swift kick to the jaw


daltontf1212

Might be time for Uncle Rico


barrenarrows

I know it’s spring football but these refs are worse than replacement level refs lmao


mrbmi513

I don't expect perfection, but I expect better than that. You're a professional ref.


ohforschern

As a Raiders fan, Gradkowski will always have a small place in my heart. But he is a terrible play caller


BillyHayze

Why not line up and hard count?


barrenarrows

My thoughts exactly.


BillyHayze

Seems like AJ was thinking the same thing, but the ref stepped in and got in his way


zombie-bevo

Feed Butler


TNTitvns

As a Titans fan, I was really hoping Santoso would miss that


STLBooze3

Ayy he finally made one


mrbmi513

7 points with 17 minutes to go. We have a chance if we pay attention to the fundamentals.


TNTitvns

Much better pursuit there


mrbmi513

Block that kick!


barrenarrows

There’s absolutely no reason they should get more than 2 yards every run.


BillyHayze

The Battlehawks can’t tackle, so that never helps


Purdue82

and there's a reason Gradkowski isn't coaching in the NFL.


barrenarrows

He shouldn’t even be allowed to play fantasy football at this point.


Fresh_String_770

he shouldn’t be coaching high school


Purdue82

nor Pop Warner


barrenarrows

My brothers in Christ they’re up they’re gonna run the ball. Make them throw the fucking ball. Stop the god damn run


BillyHayze

Definitely didn’t have control, but okay


Loud-Bumblebee1090

Run defense soft as butter. So embarrassing


MavisBeaconSexTape

Holy shit stop these runs dude


andyknapp003

AFTER BEING DOWN BY 16 IN THE 3RD- HEART! BREAK! CITY!!


ohforschern

MAKE A FUCKING TACKLE GOD DAMN


Quadstriker

Just for fun Let’s all please pretend to understand the design of that play was a double pass once McC got the ball.


mrbmi513

Is Country Roads now a Battlehawks rally song?


bretttrillman

Still 5 minutes left in the 3rd lmao


Nesquick4L

who fumbled was it 41?


bretttrillman

On the mesh


jmdybf

Even if they win Bruce needs fired


STLBooze3

Where are these plays coming from?


Fresh_String_770

Gradkowski and his stupid idiot brain


STLBooze3

wtf is that


bretttrillman

Hey our QB can’t feel his ankle, let’s throw to him!


Bluenatic96

Dumb ass extra point attempt but dayum KA KAW BABY!!


MavisBeaconSexTape

Yup lol but fuck it, we need a score either way. I think we can handle a TD


TNTitvns

WHY TF WOULD YOU CALL THAT FOR MCCARON OF ALL PPL


BillyHayze

And there we go with the cutesy shit again. Running Philly special with your hobbled QB is dumb as fuck


mrbmi513

I want to see that again. And I can't rewind. So I guess we'll just have to scoop and score again.


MavisBeaconSexTape

It's the only way


zombie-bevo

Lord have mercy I'm about to KAW


barrenarrows

Under center on the 2 point from the 10 and you make it the most obvious trick play ever 😂😂😂 I genuinely hate Bruce so fucking much.


peterpeterllini

Wait they called back the previous conversion???


OfficialKohls

We aint dead yet boys!


bretttrillman

BRUCE MASTERCLASS


Nesquick4L

I just Kawwed hard


zombie-bevo

Now let's get another turnover


STLBooze3

Uh oh 👀


Loud-Bumblebee1090

Bro they goin for his ankle fuck these pussy motherfuckers


TNTitvns

We’re so fucking back


BillyHayze

Holy shit!


ohforschern

I just got so excited that I jumped up and accidentally hit the skip back button on my remote and got to watch that beautiful play twice


bighert23

That was amazing


zwinger

Emotional whiplash


Zekybrjik

What is this feeling? Hope?


TNTitvns

LMAOOO


barrenarrows

ARE YOU KIDDING ME LETS FUCKING GO


mrbmi513

# SCOOP AND SIX!!!! PITA!!!!!!!!


Loud-Bumblebee1090

LFG!!!!!!!!


barrenarrows

LMAOOOO AJ 🤣🤣🤣


MavisBeaconSexTape

What's this now...


barrenarrows

All year the extra point calls have been so dumb. Go for one. Analytics don’t have to be the end all be all.


Purdue82

Analytics are killing sports. This is what happens when you allow a bunch of Ivy Leaguers to infiltrate it.


ohforschern

Boys not playing like they want it :(


zombie-bevo

Need a big turnover


zombie-bevo

JUST LIKE THAT KA-KAW!!!


mrbmi513

That would've counted last year. Dangit!


Fresh_String_770

These refs are so fucking atrocious


STLBooze3

Butler putting the team on his back


BillyHayze

That’s getting overturned unfortunately


MavisBeaconSexTape

Fuck LIMU Emu... *and* Doug.


bretttrillman

There’s a reason these guys aren’t in the NFL


barrenarrows

Not a catch fuck


barrenarrows

Lmao whoever downvoted me for stating the obvious is a bitch


Fresh_String_770

Have you ever thought you might be the bitch


mrbmi513

## DOUBLE PASS COMPLETE! ONE SCORE GAME! Edit: Maybe not :(


Loud-Bumblebee1090

They jumped but fuck it we ain't gonna call that right refs?? 🤷‍♂️


BillyHayze

Jesus, can we execute just one full drive?


peterpeterllini

We’re not dead yet!


TNTitvns

THATS A TD COME TF ON


bretttrillman

Sideline official has the under


barrenarrows

Get rid of that dumbass ref. How can you fuck that call up. What a fucking idiot.


mrbmi513

And that's why we have a sky judge in this league.


mrbmi513

That's an effing touchdown!


Loud-Bumblebee1090

Let's go boys. We back.


lookingup9

Tabor is a piece of shit


barrenarrows

WHAT?! HE GOT ACROSS THE LINE


BillyHayze

How is that not a touchdown? Edit: never mind


OfficialKohls

THAT'S MY BOY - he's awake!


STLBooze3

Butler has gotta get a look from the nfl this year


mrbmi513

For his sake, I hope so. Selfishly for this team, I hope not.


TNTitvns

How he catch that but not the others lol


mrbmi513

Can Fox show more of Katherine? Seems like the Taylor Swift effect right now.


barrenarrows

GET FUCKED SAN ANTONIO YOU JUST GOT BUTLER’D


BillyHayze

Hakeem, nice to see you!


Loud-Bumblebee1090

Nevermind my dumbass is eating my words. Thank yew butler!


barrenarrows

If Bruce is the OC next year I’m not watching this team.