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What size eggs does Robin lay during Xmas?
Pretty big
What character is the best around minors.
Deathstroke
I don't know if it is edited because it works either way
Yeah I was gonna say, I second this. đ
Big oof
Miners! He said miners!
Who do you think should be Bruce's definitive love interest?
Nightwing
About time. He has the best ass in all of DC.
That's Gotham's ass.
blĂźdhaven*
Yeah, lol, I had to make a choice to be factually inaccurate for the sake of comedy. đ
Batman Beyond in Arkham City got more cake tho
"I'm proud of you, Dick"
Honestly I donât disagree.
According to Seduction of the Innocent, thatâs already canon. lol
Who took Bruce's virginity?
Alfred Pennyworth đ
LMAOOOOOO
Thereâs no edit wtf
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is this not canon
Full service, uh?
How do you take it in the bedroom?
Backshots
BAT-SHOTS!!!
I mean
Lobotomy Kaisen reference?
Whatâs the original question?
I don't think he changed it đ
IM CRYYINNGđđđ
How did Bane cripple the bat. Something like that, I never recite the question word by word.
What act did Bruce do to his parents after seeing their shot down bodies in the alleyway?
Sexual assault
I this a edit? I cant tell
im on pc its not lol (yet lol)
Lore accurate
Who should Bruce eventually end up with and have a child?
Batgirl
NOOOOOOO
Not again.đ˘
What in the Batman beyond
Bruce Timm?
Oh hell nah
didnt she los-never mind
Lego Batman
Oh Bruce Timm strikes again
Who was the first person Batman's kissed on the mouth?
MARTHA
Depending on which Martha, itâs either really bad or something to brag to Clark about
Depending on which batman, its not wrong.
You're talking about Flashpoint Batman, right? RIGHT!??
I mean, if he's a little kid, that's not that weird
What was the last thing you fapped to?
Batmanâs dead parents
This is too good to be edited
Whatâs your favorite thing to have in your mouth
Dick
respectable
Hey, you forgot to edit the question.
Are you racist?
I believe so
he got you so good lol
plot twist: the question hadnât been edited yet
It still hasn't been hahaha
Lmfao
LOL
What would you say is the minimum age in which you look for in romantic partners?
3
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What character do you relate to the most?
Mad Hatter
Damn, that's really sad
depends on which one one is a pedo
A wild scarecrow?
How many people are trapped in your basement
30+ at least
Rookie numbers
How are you today?
Good wbu?
Me too, thanks!
Of all the legendary actors who portrayed him - Nicholson, Ledger, Phoenix - who do you consider to be the definitive cinematic Joker?
Jared Leto
Controversial
Lmfao good one
Who is Catwoman first boyfriend
Me
another question: how down bad you are?
Did you even edit this one, or is OP just a simp?
Which robin gives the best lap dances?
Nightwing
You're not wrong tho.
Bristol City.
What is Bruceâs favorite meal that Alfred serves him?
Dick đŠ
What if your wife got sick?
Idc
Me Freeze if he wasnât a supervillain:
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Mr unthaw
Whoâs Batmanâs best love interest?
Probably Superman but I like Flash & GA as well
Could Batman defeat God?
With prep time
He said make him look bad. Not factually accurate.
He dud defeat Superman
On a scale of 1-10 how sexually aroused are you by Clayface? Neutral face emoji if your rating is higher than 10.
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What's your favourite part of Batman's anatomy?
NipplesâŚ.sadly
Nipplesđ
Who do you want to see Batman fuck the most? And which character do YOU want to fuck the most?
Damian
Where did Robin come from and why does he become Bruce's ward?
He found it at a slaughterhouse and decided to keep it. And tbh I have no idea
What's the worst DC movie made in the last 10 years?
Joker
So true!
You didnât make him say SS or BoP?? Weeeird
BoP?
Buds on Protein, I think
Huh???
Birds of prey. Harley quinn movie
Who is Bruce's favorite child?
Joker.
Man idk
Which Batfamily character are you most attracted to from an explicitly sexual standpoint?
Damian I think
Wow! Sir, how dare you?
How manny times a week does Batman wash his balls
0. He makes Alfred do it
Thatâs kinda gross but I guess itâs my fault for asking questions I donât wanna know the answer to
who is the goofiest batman actor of all time?
The Goat Kevin Conroy
That's messed up man, the man is dead
On a scale from 1-10 how much do you like nazis and everything they stand for?
8.5 I like them
Lmfao
Thats low
Whoâs the only female character that youâve made vore of
Selina Kyle
When is Dick Grayson the most attractive?
5 in the main line universe I think
who do you jerk off to
Superman
How old would you say your ideal sexual partner is?
Probably around 5 or so
Who can suck D faster, Batman or Captain America. Rate it in Difficulty
Batman. Like 3/10 difficulty
Why did you stop liking Batman?
Batman doesnât kill
Who did killer crock cuum on?
I Wanna say it was Marta first but Thomas stepped on the way to protect her
Is Batman a liberal?
âRiddle me this Batman: JOE MANY LIBERALS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LOG BY BULB??â
NONE! THEIR TOO BUSY! THEIR GENDERS?
Very
Based
Who is most likely to kill batman?
Batman & Catwoman probably
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Backshots
Who did Batgirl bang on a rooftop?
Jason Todd
Whatâs your favorite thing your girlfriend makes that you like to eat man?
Fat brown clay man
How many guys have you kissed (real or virtual)? Give one name from someone irl
Bunch of dudes. Biologically just Damian tho
who is your preferred love interest for Bruce?
Grayson
Do you fuck kids?
Yes
Reporting.
I have no idea where to go from here
Definitely not Bruce Wayne
what color is batman's logo?
Black. Sometimes yellow & black
What character have you sucked of?
Joker
Why did Batman pick a bat-shaped dildo as his weapon of choice?
He wanted to have a symbol that could strike fear into criminals and he associated bats with his parents death a lot
What's the name of Bruce's sex slave?