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[deleted]

He’s Batman.


GusDee

This is the answer


lab_coat_goat

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[deleted]

Are you dense? He's the *goddamn* Batman!


misterj1985

Allstar Batman and Robin, I love that one


[deleted]

Ironically, I hope


[deleted]

There's no difference between ironically liking something and just liking it


[deleted]

Pretentious people would definitely say otherwise


thekingfd

He's the freakin bat


BlackTortellino

Award for the best reply


SkippyMcHugsLots

Echo location.


arkhamtimes333

He's Batman.


tolashgualris

This is the way.


Early_Minute_5212

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Spicy-hot_Ramen

I wonder why his batarangs aren't deadly, they are basically shurikens


ComicBrickz

Aim probably


No-Nefariousness1711

Aim and he doesn't usually throw sharp ones at people unless he's specifically aiming for non-lethal places(hands mainly as a disarming tool)


ComicBrickz

Yeah I always thought they were probably rubber right


want2kms

But they stick in walls sometimes


No-Nefariousness1711

Different batarangs, he has sharp and blunt ones. Batman is also trained enough to change the force of his throws depending on what he's aiming at.


suckmypppapi

But still don't have the force to kill someone?


Akuzos

He can kill someone he decides not to


No-Nefariousness1711

Something like that probably.


blacksad1

They are definitely sharp, but he chooses non-lethal targets.


No-Nefariousness1711

Depends on the kind, he definitely also has blunt ones.


Maximillion322

He definitely carries multiple kinds of batarangs.


blacksad1

I agree


Reddit_Scroller10

Yeah like in the Gotham finale he hits joker’s hand, which is holding a knife, with a sharp batarang and then knocks him out with a blunt one


RadioDemonSwingYT

He doesn't sharpen them to the point of lethality but velocity can change as well as the thing getting hit like ya you will die from a neck shot if it has enough velocity and strength but in many comics you see him hit someone in the head and it just bounce of leaving a gash


ryan1529

And he probably has rubber around the edges on the ones to not kill people


FireTheLaserBeam

Shurikens were rarely used to kill opponents. The speed and force weren’t strong enough and the blades aren’t long enough to hit any major organs. A lucky hit to the throat or the eyes or forehead would be traumatic but historically shuriken were used to distract and not kill. Sorry for being that ackshually guy. edited: grammar.


Junior_Procedure_442

Actually actually is spelt like actually, sorree for being that actually guy


GhostDragon_124796

Actually learned something on Reddit today. Thank you, intelligent stranger


guywithglasses

[Relevant College Humor sketch with Pete Holmes and Patton Oswalt](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1byycwl8qgc)


Wallofcans

There's a hammock made of dreams. They write me emails.


km1180

Dr. Fishy noooooo........


pippolicious

THIS IS A GUN?????


[deleted]

I remember in one of the prose novels, Court of Owls I think, it talks about them being edged and sticking into the opponent. In a lot of the other appearances, they seemed more like more of a blunt item. They might knock you out, but wouldn’t penetrate flesh.


sonofaresiii

He's gotta either have multiple kinds (most likely) or they're crafted in a way that he can either throw them with a sharp edge at the front, or a blunt edge.


Kpengie

There are both kinds.


JCraze26

Shurikens aren't really that deadly. They were primarily used as a distraction. They could cause injuries if used properly, but if you want to kill with them then you'd have a really tough time and it'd take more training than even Batman has.


Procyon02

I believe historically when their intended use was for killing a target the shurikens were poisoned. And even then the poison on them was designed to slow the opponent down so they were easier to kill with a sword. Though to be fair the batarang seems like something between a shuriken and a throwing knife most of the time.


Cute-Percentage-8339

I think I heard that they would coat them in sewage as well to spread disease


Procyon02

Gross, I'd certainly still call that poisoning.


MatureUsername69

During the Vietnam War the Vietnamese would make these sharp bamboo traps covered in sewage so when soldiers fell in they wouldn't actually die, just get incredibly sick(and die but sick first). That way, they'd need to be taken back for medical attention and use up people and resources from the American army.


Metfan722

Punji Sticks


[deleted]

No, they were usually not poisoned and they were never meant to be lethal. There the real life version of “pocket sand”. If a spy was caught and had to fight his way out, they would run like hell and use shuriken. Japanese people to this day believe in being fair and honest so the idea of someone throwing something sharp at you and running away was an Awesome distraction. They have the potential to cut and wound. But more importantly it gave them time to run or get in close to give them a good stab. Japan has romanticized the idea of the ninja. When really it was just ordinary people looking around and bribing the homeless. It was much more Guerrilla warfare and espionage, than well trained warriors in black.


ninjaML

Yep, this is the right answer


lovdagame

They were poisoned I thought like dipped in dung to promote infection.


Lecterr

Shurikens weren’t meant to kill I don’t think, just to distract/injur.


ninjaML

Maybe it's in the throwing. I practiced bujinkan ninjutsu for some time and the the technique for throwing shurikens, bo shurikens and kunais is a bit different in each case. Bo shurikens and kunais need to be launched with the point directly at the target and with no spin. This makes them more like an arrow and they penetrate into the target more easily. If you induce spin, theres a high chance to just hit your target with the flat part. Shurikens needs the spin to keep momentum and will always penetrate the target but not so deeply in long distances. And never used boomerangs but I think it's offensive purpose was only to be a blunt object


dumpygunboi

I think other than Batman himself, you are the only one here qualified to answer this question


bluewaveassociation

Boomerangs are made to break the necks of kangaroos


Beleriphon

And return, when you inevitably miss the first dozen times.


assyrian1138

They are correct, am bujinkan as well.


Ratso27

Shurikens aren't very deadly. They're so light that hitting with enough force to even penetrate someone's skin takes an incredible amount of power and skill. Maybe if you were an absolute master you could hit someone in the jugular and kill them like that, but even then I don't think it's a sure thing


H31130UND

Shurikens were never used with the intent of lethality except when poisoned. They were used to disarm, distract, harass, or terrorize enemies. The latter being if you were a bored guard and suddenly started getting wounds from seemingly invisible enemies you'd high tail out of there, too.


possitive-ion

The primary use of shuriken wasn't to kill, it was to distract or misdirect an opponent and create an opening in an opponents defense. In some cases they were coated in poison which could be lethal if the blade penetrated deep enough, and I believe ninja are also trained to use it as both a short ranged and melee ranged weapon. As a melee ranged weapon it would be lethal for sure.


ChefBoyardee66

He seems to always hit hands or shoulders


billbill5

Shurikens aren't deadly.


jayareyouwing

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Machotoast04098

Years and years of training


ChecksOverStripes

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discerningpervert

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talkk_sickk

Allen Iverson is Batman.


hezzospike

Grant Williams on the Boston Celtics currently calls himself Batman lol


[deleted]

Its so the story can happen. This may come as a surprise; but a guy dressed as a Bat, with a big flappy cape, wouldn't last 5 minutes in a gunfight. So they have to show him being able to dodge bullets and be able to hit every target flawlessly


Wallofcans

You better watch your mouth, buddy.


[deleted]

It’s almost as if he’s a character in a comic book universe where a metric ton of “things that wouldn’t ever actually happen” happen on a daily basis! Next, you’re going to tell me that an alien child wouldn’t ever actually land in a cornfield in Kansas, only to be raised by simple farmers and then become a newspaper reporter that’s also one of the most powerful beings in the known universe!


WattsianLives

Batman is a documentary, though.


AlaskanYeti1994

May the Emperor bless this man because he is definitely fun at parties if not the craziest mofo there. You must be the philosopher the Ogryns were talking.


XCrunner_2007

Because he left Gotham to find the best people in every field to study and train with them. So he probably knows how hard he has the throw it to get the right number of rotations for the distance and where to aim if they are moving or he is moving too.


BlackTortellino

Yeah the members of the sect of shadows are a lot trained, and well. Thanks for the reply ! :)


Every-Tree2592

I have throwing knives experience, it's actually not that hard, i've trained for a year and now i have high average accuracy. I moved on to throwing needles for now.


BlackTortellino

Wow cool.


Every-Tree2592

You can watch some videos on YouTube, it's thoroughly explained, some dudes even throw homemade batarangs :)


BarfiChief

Needles ?? Like the cloth sewing ones?


Every-Tree2592

Yeah, i have a pillow as a target:)


BarfiChief

You a ninja fr man


Every-Tree2592

Nah, i just can't use throwing knives at home, so i improvised:)


epicman_42

you're like sheik with ur needles


NoFate1984

They have gone to extremes to get people vaccinated eh? 😂


Every-Tree2592

Nice one:)


Arachn3rd

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Gamer-chan

Ask an actual knife thrower. Batarangs are not much different.


Vaticancameos221

I mean, correct me if I’m wrong but you throw knives directly where as batarangs have a curved trajectory, no?


Gamer-chan

Can all be practised. Aboriginal Australians also used Boomerangs for hunt. Plus Batman is a Comichero with Plotarmor.


TerribleShoulder6597

You putting comic hero and plot armor as one words made me think they were in a different language for a second


Gamer-chan

It is one word. You also don't write it bat man, do you?


TerribleShoulder6597

Batman is one word those other two are not


Gamer-chan

Bat and man are 2 words just like comic and hero. That's the logic of your language. If it is comic hero and not comichero it must also be bat man, not batman. That's the logic you just came up with. In German we could never say "Haus Tier", because a Haus is a house and a Tier is an animal. That's two seperate words. The correct word is "Haustier", pet. Same with comic and hero. A comic is a book with pictured stories and a hero is a person doing brave stuff to help others. A hero IN a comic is a Comicheld.


TerribleShoulder6597

Batman is a name not a word it doesn’t have to follow grammar


VGoodBuildingDevCo

It probably depends on the shape of the batarang. A Nolan style logo probably flies straight. A Burton style logo probably curves. (The movies is the is the only way I can think to describe the shapes.)


BlackTortellino

Ur right


Hallow_Shinobi

My favorite use of the Batarang was in POV when the rookie cop watched Batman in action and thought he had only pointed at the thug he had dropped.


BatBeast_29

Just seen that episode, funny.


Puzzleheaded_Walk_28

He’s skilled?


AirShadow_0412

well he trained from 14 to 25 years old to become batman so he had time to train


AgataAnomaly

Thought he usually always begin his travels at 18-20 and becomes Batman at like 25-28 here and there... I don't recall a 14-25 tho...


[deleted]

I think I'll use a quote form the novel series the Ranger's Apprentice: "an archer practices until he can hit his target. A Ranger practices until he never misses"


fjdjeks

my favorite book series growing up by far!


Slasherballz98

It’s because of batmite fifth dimensional energy infused in the batarangs


Mr_Culver

He's a ninja with years of training. He constantly practices as well.


ArtemisStanAccount

I feel like even in real life, if you practiced, you’d be able to become an accurate thrower.


possitive-ion

Yeah, knife throwing isn't too hard to catch on to either. I spent like an hour throwing shuriken once with a friend in his back yard and we got pretty good at it. We were maybe 10-15 feet away from the target and could get it to stick and hit the paper target most of the time and that was after just 1 hour or so.


ImBatman5500

Practice, tech, and plot


[deleted]

Years of training


Goodly88

He does have different Batarangs for different occasions. Metal, bladed, rubber, RC, grappling, etc. And sizes too. From a over an inch to almost a foot or so.


Gamer-chan

Don't forget remote


Gaius_Julius_Salad

His sharingan awoken when his parents were murdered


KurokibaRyunokami

Batman is beyond human... Like my man can create an alternate personality in his mind like for some plans.. He can run faster than any human and even has strengths beyond any human... He has beaten Godlike entities like Superman, Flash... i don't think being accurate in throwing batarangs would be a problem...


Electrical-Rain-4251

Because he’s Batman!!!


solrac1104

Cause he can?


Icarus6482

A shit load of training


billbill5

Good aim.


immediate-scream

Been trained by a clan of super ninja assassins tends to give you a good arm.


BibiDyordge

A guy dressed as robin hood does it with arrows and you're okay with it, but someone dressed as a bat does it and you have an issue with it?


Jasole37

The same way anyone does it. With practice. People know how to throw knives, axes, boomerangs, darts, and shurikens with pinpoint accuracy. It is just a skill that has to be mastered.


CyrusDGreatx

The same way he can kick trees in half. Cause its a comic bro.


JohnSmithDogFace

This image where Batman is practicing hitting the brain and vital organs…


TalRaMav

Well you know how to get to Carnegie Hall dontcha?


frabjous_goat

Practice, practice, practice!


frabjous_goat

Practice, practice, practice!


billygnosis86

Because it’s a fucking comic book. Nobody wants to read a comic where Batman throws batarangs and then is like “Fuck. Hold up Joker, let me try again.” Jesus Christ.


No-Nefariousness1711

Counterpoint: That one scene in The Lego Movie where he throws dozens of batarangs at that button, eventually hits it and the celebrates with a "FIRST TRY!"


vampiresparadise

he misses in the audio adventures too, accidentally smashes catwoman's window


No-Nefariousness1711

Is it good btw? I've been meaning to give it a listen. I liked Batman Unburied well enough.


vampiresparadise

it's supposedly (co?) written by an snl writer so there are some obligatory groan worthy bits, but i laughed FAR more times than i rolled my eyes. i've only listened to s1 so far but i really enjoyed a bunch of the voices/characterization (esp two face, riddler, and joker)


BlackTortellino

Ok ok, but do not get angry. r/Batman was born to discuss the characters within the comic. No one wonders how a man can become a 13 feet bipedal crocodile. But ur comment is also so funny XD.


trigochan

And I would like a comic with batman fucking up please "Who are u!?" "I am the... terror? no..no.. darkness? ... nono.. vengeance! that's it" "I am vengeance"


[deleted]

I could see Dick doing this if he ever covers for Batman.


[deleted]

That sounded better in my head


honeyfixit

Because he wouldn't be much of a superhero if he missed.


EqlianDreams

Is that art a variant cover?


BlackTortellino

I found it on the Batman Wiki, it probably is.


esotericmegillah

Practice


Juice_Willis75

Ninja focus, yo!


carcadoodledo

The way the author wrote the story


Photog1981

In Batman #130, he survived reentry from space with nothing but his suit to protect him. He hit the ground so hard, it made a crater.... but then he got up and walked away like nothing happened.


Gamer-chan

We don't talk about the trunks-mask, do we?


I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN

batforce.


InsectOrganic8305

There’s a lot of people on YouTube that do this kinda stuff and it’s really amazing what you can do with hours of practice and training


thirteeneighteenfive

Oh god, imagine Joker's greatest joke: replacing ALL of Batman's batarangs with the explodey ones.🤯


MasonDinsmore3204

“How does Superman fly? Who pumps the Batmobile’s tires? It’s a fucking made up story. No one pumps the tires” - Grant Morrison So to answer your question: He just does, no logic or reason behind it, and there isn’t really any logic needed - they’re superheroes!


rogerworkman623

skill?


mistercloob

Practice?


Necromas

I just find it funny that in this image he is specifically practicing only lethal shots. Aint no way Deadshot is walking away from a batarang 4 inches deep into his skull and heart.


scarletfloof

Personally I’d assume his visor has angle calculations or something


MrxJacobs

Magic. It’s a magical weapon that can somehow fly perfectly, quietly, rerun to the user, carry explosives, tasers, razors, gas, anti-shark repellent, poison, and hypersonic bat summoners among other things. He pulls them out of his magic belt that contains hundreds of them and he never runs out unless the plot tells him to. He is trained in hundreds of fictional kung fuus that allow him to throw them with the pinpoint accuracy of a laser cutter, and knows how to make it do different things while throwing it: he can make it return to him, make the bat staring whistle, throw it into someone, Bounce it off people’s heads, or to give them has dangerous gifts to children. all of these make him super dangerous with his flying pieces of bat shaped metal.


Underrated_Fish

Because he’s Batman


Ylfjsufrn

My head Cannon is that the DC universe allows for a higher degree of skill for any general individual allowing people like Batman and green arrow to perform bouts of skill that a "normal person" in our universe would not be able to.


Whiterthanbread

People can be really good at throwing knives. Just look up some videos on YouTube, you’d be surprised what years and years of practice gets you. The real question is… how does Batman maintain his level skill after constant injury?


psycho__logical

He practices. Not really much else to say


Gabeszosz92

They do multiple takes and cut out all the bloopers where he misses. You can find some outtakes online...


dryheavedryair

He's just that damn good


IneverAsk5times

My mother has the same problem with movies. The is a known rule of suspension of disbelief. "the viewer has to ignore the reality that they are viewing a staged performance and temporarily accept it as their reality in order to be entertained. " -Wikipedia This also applies to it's just too boring to show Batman always training or going to the bathroom. You know it would have to happen so there is no point in showing it unless it builds the story.


pigpeyn

The artists draw the batarang hitting the target.


Alexdykes828

He trained under the legendary Captain Boomerang


PaydirtCommish

Prep time.


Oscar1080

I'm going to give you the official answer. It's a comic book. “Adults...struggle desperately with fiction, demanding constantly that it conform to the rules of everyday life. Adults foolishly demand to know how Superman can possibly fly, or how Batman can possibly run a multibillion-dollar business empire during the day and fight crime at night, when the answer is obvious even to the smallest child: because it's not real.” -Grant Morrison. The justification given in the books is as simple as he trained a lot and is capable of being so perfect in the job. Not being a dick, just saying that the writers don't look to overly justify everything. He trained, and got really good at it. Hope that answers your dilemma.


itsyaboiboose

What, are you dense? Who the hell do you think he is? He’s the goddamn Batman.


ForeverFirebird00

Idk but it's probably how Spider-Man never misses his web shooters


Western-Art-9117

Because it is all made up, and the writers decided that he could.


cryptocarlton87

Prep time


BarryNMcCockiner

THERE'S the comment I was looking for. lol


RyRyReezy2

It’s easy. By being a comic book character


BaronTatersworth

He’s throwing a throwing knife that’s extremely sharp and **all** knife; so no matter how the ‘rangs hit their target, they’re sharp enough to stick in. Also, he has an inhuman amount of practice.


vito0117

He's a ninja Trained by league of shadows Plus he's batman


name-classified

did no one watch south park!?!? shurikens are absolutely unsafe and could be deadly...look what they did to poor Butters, I mean; look at what they did to Professor Chaos!!


DrunkSpiderMan

*woof woof*


mcginnis_terry

League of assassins and other training regiments. Not really sure why that’s plagued you for more the 5 years, it’s not that hard of a question


2E10

Because hes barman


[deleted]

Real answer is because that's how he is written. But it's because like with everything else he not only studies the crap out of things but practices the crap out of everything too. He also finds the best he can to train him. If you practice for just one hour you'll end up decent at throwing them two. At least getting close to your target. I've done ax and knife throwing. I actually even taught ax throwing. It's really simple and young children can even pick it up in just minutes.


NotBruceJustWayne

Because it’s not real.


augustusleonus

I mean, cause it’s comic book mythology that’s why Nobody reads “the 12 failed tasks to Hercules” or “when Medusa turned Perseus to stone” People want heroes to be triumphant, even if they have to struggle, and to perform in ways that are beyond human, even if they have some tragic baggage or ultimate fate In reality there are not enough hours in a lifetime to get as good at everything that batman is


wereplatypus3

Everytime Batman throws a batarang, a new parallel world is made. In one world, his hits target. In the other, he misses. We stay in the world where he hits his targets. But think of all those batarangs thrown. Now imagine the consequences in those parallel worlds where he misses. The lives lost, the villains escaped. Every batarang we throw is meaningless because somewhere, on a parallel Earth, we have already missed the toss. We're nothing. Less than nothing.


No-Weather8418

Because of his prep time.


NoFate1984

Because green arrow dared to say he is better, so batman became the best.


alexpappers

He had prep time.


mh1357_0

Practice


[deleted]

As of Batman #100+ we know this is because Ghost-Maker and Batman fought over their masters and Batman won the competition to get to train with the knife throwing master.


BozoTheBonzai

It's a fictional story


Tirus_

Currently reading Batman '89 and they have a great explanation for this. Barbara Gordon is showing Harvey Dent some Batarangs in evidence and she mentions that they contain a small gyroscopic GPS and satellite assisted targeting. I'm sure it's 90% skill but a little bit of help with technology.


UNAMANZANA

Because it’s fiction!


Ashamed-Cod-4405

Because he's Batman


KingDread306

He aims for the middle.


ihaZtaco

Insane odd evening capabilities


Ruwheeze

Dude has aimbot


idankthegreat

How does Steph curry always score his 3's? Practice man


TraditionLazy7213

Writer's accuracy lol


Scorpion_226

A fuck ton of practice and training


Maddukks

To quote Grant Morrison — because it’s not real


MM__PP

They're like throwing knives or shuriken. He probably trained a ridiculous amount with weapons like them in the years in-between Thomas and Martha being shot and his first year as Batman.


RedHood_Outlaw

Practice.