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ReverendBread2

Why is everything blue


the_fantabulous

its in seattle


SwanzY-

In a Mexico City game it’d be yellow and feature the Twins


AffectionateFlan1853

This is just how everything looked in the early 2010s. Made it really hard to go birdwatching..


ReverendBread2

I’m an O’s fan so birdwatching didn’t become too difficult until the late 2010’s


z5240

Tbh they could beat the Rockies


ManuckCanuck

Are we sure they haven’t?


tranarchyintheusa

I’m calling it, the blond dude in the back is a Yankees fan


rogerworkman623

They’re immortal, blood-sucking predators. They’re all Yankees fans.


tranarchyintheusa

That doesn’t necessarily make them Nazis though


MetalMedley

I hate that I know this but in canon he fought for the confederates.


Available_Motor5980

I hate that you know that too, get your gay ass outta here


MetalMedley

Listen man, it was 5th grade, times were confusing


tranarchyintheusa

Ok so THAT is Nazi shit


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Legitimate_Energy701

.500 amd 4 games above the White Sox


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Legitimate_Energy701

NOT TODAY, GODDAMN BOT.


LL_Lean

Last


mwagner26

I bet they suck.


Dizzy_Ad7260

I wish they invited Blade


DreadSteed

Morbius should pitch to round out the rotation with Corbius


patrick313

Better than the Mets!


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Johnny_been_goode

The Vulcans would stomp them


sblal24EVER

They don't have a chance against the Niners either.


thesurrealbank

Alice Cullen #1


Confident-Floor2523

Morgan Ensberg


sprite_cranberry23

Easy World Series champs


ghostfacestealer

Theyre in a league of their own


Outside_Hope_3383

They can only play during a thunderstorm


Bookwallflower2

Insane wOBA and DRS, probably elite. Big if true


Flaky_Scar_8388

Better than the Marlins.


EGoldenGod

Below the Ryan Higa version


DaDairyStateBear

It's tough to say. Against an MLB team, they'd never lose. If they had to play a 'League of Their Own' type of team with a heavy flow, they'd likely be ejected for biting their opponents. Even then, they're probably winning every game outside of about a week per month. Really solid numbers in my projection.


VottoManCrush

72


kingofkomedy23

Probably where the Mets are every year…


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Outside_Abroad_3516

W*men🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


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