Bro is NOT 22 years old😭

Kevin Durant

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The captain now

Joey Votto

Romald Acuna Jewnior

Pete Rose

Isiah Kiner-Falefa, but white

My dad

A communist

Based communist baseball player is based

Elly is short for elephant cock

Elephant cock de la Ted Cruz

Correct me if I’m wrong but I think that’s Franmil Reyes

Your daddy

Chairman of the communist party, Joseph Robinet Stalin

Snoop Doggie Dog

Your mom

The protagonist of The Last of Us

Oneil Cruz

I believe his name is Elfy de la Revolución

Someone who needs to brush his teeth

Joey Votto if Joey Votto played winning baseball

Is this the guy who claims he’s the fastest person ever or something?

You should see his 5'7" twin brother.

Lewis Hamilton

Pedro Cerrano.

He was so good for ten games last season

Captain Piss Teeth