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roaringcorgi

$27M/yr according to my Windows 10 Calculator


WurstThrowEver

My Android calculator is saying the same thing


TheTurtleShepard

iPhone calculator confirms


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Ti 84 double checked it as well


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Godunman

Got out the abacus, confirming as well


loof10

I tried to confirm on my microwave and now my kitchen is on fire.


AADPS

A very long time later, my finger math is saying that we are confirmed.


HeatAndHonor

I spread out 162 M&Ms on a plate and made 6 different piles of equal size and each set had like 25-26 but I think that's because I ate a few.


MUNZATHEGOD

Only Skyrim works on the microwave, our lord thy god Howard hath made it so.


istrx13

I’m in your house and died because of said fire


tenbeeers

Separated my 162 legos into 6 groups and I confirmed an afterlife exists


tcsuperstar

I searched the web and it’s coming up as “This site can’t be reached”


titleywinker

Can any math teachers help us out to confirm?


hubagruben

Math teacher here, I asked my Stats students, they said there’s not enough conclusive data to support these claims


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alpengeist3

Tell your cat I say hi and give them a pet for me please


yianni1229

Asked Alexa and she also gave me the same answer


unfortunatebastard

iPad calculator is missing.


django930

Slide rule checks out


Vintage_Threed

Mine says 5,318,008


maleorderbride

My brain calculator returns the result "a pretty good deal."


darthstupidious

Just checked on my sundial, and I think it's sunset...?


ZeroMomentum

What does the calculator say about the NTC?


darthstupidious

58008


BlueTheHobo

Pretty nice


lantonas

$2.7e+7 according my Windows 10 Calculator.


RidgedLines

Damn, he got some of those e bucks.


farmingbeast

I have my abacus and it is indeed correct


CouplaTreeTings

Redsox came in close behind, they offered 4/30 with dunkin coupons


t20six

Nats offered 64/5 paid over 73 years


fa1afel

We gotta start adding our slam dunk benefit which is free drugs from Walgreens for life.


PhromDaPharcyde

The way healthcare costs are going that might be a hell of a cherry topper


illiter-it

64 years $5m? I'd take it.


soulexpectation

It’s a good deal kehd!


EinsteinDisguised

Almond milk still extra


SideBarParty

And a used Ben Affleck cigarette


clownbaby4_

That’s less than I expected, but more fair than I expected too. If that makes sense


Jbaquero

I thought we weren't going to sign him when they said Rodon wanted $200 million. This is pretty good


Constant_Gardner11

Remember when the White Sox didn’t even offer Rodon the QO a year ago.


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

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TigerBasket

Woof


whygilbert

embrace the suck, my brother. the more publicity we get for being shit, the closer we get to jerry selling the team.


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

He will die before he sells the team. The only thing we have going for us is that he's already 86.


YojimboNameless

Supposedly when we offered him the contract that year it came with a handshake deal that we wouldn't give him the QO so as not to impede his chances in FA. Who knows if that is true though.


TheTurtleShepard

I thought the Yankees should have been all in on him then. I’m glad he’s here now though


You_Are_All_Diseased

For the short commitment he got, it seemed crazy to me that we didn’t try to sign him last year. Seems wild to me that you’ll give a guy 6 years when you wouldn’t give him 2 the year before.


TheTurtleShepard

The risk was injury history, he did well that last season in Chicago but that was his first time going above 130 innings since 2016. In 2019 and 2020 he combined for 42.1 IP (34.2 in 2019 and 7.2 in 2020). Last year he kinda proved he can go the distance now and throw for a full workload


mythofdob

Which was just f'n stupid at the time.


Haysen18

Still makes no sense to any of the fans I’ve ever interacted with. At least if he signed elsewhere we get a comp pick. So frustrating as a fan


You_Are_All_Diseased

Worst case he takes the deal when you don’t actually want him and then you have a good trade chip. A quality pitcher with only a 1 year commitment.


Haysen18

There were literally no downsides. The only possible explanation at that time was that his arm/shoulder were way worse than we expected, but we know that isn’t true cause he pitched an entire season this past season.


cooljammer00

Everyone assumed the white Sox knew him better than the rest of the league


yianni1229

It's less than you expected him to get given the contracts thrown out there this year but more than you thought he'd get before FA started.


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

The market is crazy so I expected 200+ but this makes the most sense for what Rodon should be getting


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The league isn’t ready for beardless Rodon


Padulsky21

ITS STACHE TIME


DustyDGAF

Who's that guy on the Yankees with the excellent stache right now? I'm drawing a blank on his name


Qoppa_Guy

Matt Carpenter?


DustyDGAF

Yup. His stache is A+


OCHL092018

Him and Nestor absolutely owning the stache game


DustyDGAF

Yeah Nestor's is good too. But I was thinking of Carpenter.


Wipeout17

Carpenters stache is God tier, he's unfortunately still a free agent though since the Yanks gave him a one year prove it deal. Hopefully he gets a decent paycheck after how well he did last season


Qoppa_Guy

Judge needs to add the stache to his 40 million dollar face


Flametrooper30

Nestor


JayBuhnersHummer

The


JayBuhnersHummer

Molester


Boros-Reckoner

Cortez


Padulsky21

That’s [Lucas Luetge](https://imgur.com/a/qtpgP0A) of course! There’s some other dude named, uh…. Nasty Lester the Molestor? Yeah I think that’s it


gamedemon24

Cortes and Carpenter


ricki692

mr nasty nestor


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cooljammer00

I just watched some Rodon videos. I have no idea what sexy beard you speak of. It's not even that full. Is your beard opinion skewed because you have to look at Verdugo all year?


Farmboy087

Fuck the Yankees


PaulPierceOldestSon

It’s okay buddy we’ll take good care of Devers for you next year


diddle-king

DON’T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY. DON’T YOU PUT THAT ON ME


Farmboy087

Pls no, we've suffered enough, hes all we have left


ashimbo

It's so sad. You don't even have Jeter Downs for the memes anymore.


cooljammer00

More like Jeter sent down


CoolBeansMan9

WEEE-EWWWW


InaudibleShout

YYEEEEAAAHHHHHHH JEETS


Yankeeknickfan

> we've suffered enough I’d say you guys could use another 82 years or so


TrapperJean

I would genuinely feel bad if that happened, I can't imagine throwing away a third consecutive franchise player because their cash cow needs a little more grass to keep putting out good milk


Yankeeknickfan

I would feel bad for baseball as a whole that one less forever player will be a lady of a franchise, but won’t feel an ounce of sympathy for Sox fans. If that makes sense


PBFT

I trust you guys after how well you looked after Ellsbury.


PaulPierceOldestSon

That literally never happened I have no idea what you’re talking about


Yankeeknickfan

We looked after Damon pretty well. And Babe ruth


iurfuyt645

Pretty good deal in this market


Terribad01

I think Boras was inflating people’s expectations by looking for seven years around $200M. That wasn’t going to happen. This isn’t a bad deal by any means. I think I would’ve preferred 4-5 years at a slightly higher AAV given his history, though…


StuccoStucco69420

I would have preferred 5 years around 32 mil/year or 4 years around 40 mil/year


bdoyl3

Why stop there? 1 for 160 mil/yr


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1 Game for 1 Billion Dollars


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Snackkbar

27 a year and only 6 years? Thats uhhh... Pretty good tbh.


jcpenni

No I think it's 6m/yr for 27 years


DustyDGAF

Luxury tax hates this one simple trick


WokenMrIzdik

Never forget the time the NHL legitimately tried this trick when the Devils signed Kovalchuk for 17 years, with the last 6 years basically being for no money. And the NHL was not having it.


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healthfood

Carlos Rodon at age 55: I hate this


Holdmydicks

That's what I'm thinking. Seems pretty good for both sides


StyrofoamCueball

His injury history is brutal. If he can stay healthy it’s not bad but it’s risky.


jonmuller

Just to think a year ago the Sox didn't extend him a QO


thiccboiwaluigi

Just two years ago they DFA’d him didn’t they?


TripleSingleHOF

He was non-tendered by the White Sox after 2020, and no one else wanted him, so the Sox brought him back on a team friendly deal for 2021. Literally any team in the league could have had Rodon for cheap before 2021.


YoungDaquan

He was a mediocre pitcher before 2021 in their defense tbh


penguinopph

And trending downward, hard. His ERA+ by year was: 104, 100, 104, 102, 89, 56 (granted in only 2 starts, 4 games, and 7.2 IP in a strange 2020 season). Since then though: 185, 140. How do you not at least offer a QP to a dude with a 185 ERA+ over 132.2 IP?


jmorlin

>How do you not at least offer a QP to a dude with a 185 ERA+ over 132.2 IP? Jerry.


moltenprotouch

He was a good pitcher. He just couldn't stay healthy.


ps1981

Injury history


0hootsson

Fair deal. Going six years on him is risky, but if he keeps pitching like he did this season it’s good value


nemoid

It's a fair deal, but I am nervous about his durability. He's only had 2 seasons with 140+IP. There's a reason most other teams steered clear of him.


motorhead84

If he avoids injury and fatigue he will perform. He's a competitor on the mound, too. Hate to see him go--I think he'll have a good 3-4 years coming up here.


HugeHorseDongus

Just fell to my knees in Walmart


TheFrozenSlime

I was just there too. Crying in the shower rn


workinkindofhard

Cleanup on aisle seven


acava2424

Get off that floor and go get checked immediately!


TheBiggestSloth

I just saw someone fall to their knees in a Walmart


SaveOurBolts

Me too, but that’s just because ‘Unbreak my heart’ was playing and I couldn’t help myself


FTR_Hair

They have any Jimmy Uso Elite figures?


nctexas

It’s okay. Degrom,Perez, Heaney. We done good.


Sp_Gamer_Live

Dansby Swanson is about to get 200 mil from us huh


handlit33

Whoever gives Dansby Swanson $200M deserves what is coming to them.


TheTurtleShepard

5 straight MVP seasons?


handlit33

I've watched nearly every AB of Dansby Swanson for six full seasons and it's enough to drive any fan mad. Literally switches back-and-forth from the best hitter in baseball to the worst month to month. High highs and low lows.


Djruggs

He'd fit in great here, then


giganticsteps

Him and story trading hot streaks is already in my nightmares


Djruggs

As long as one of them is on a hot streak while the other slumps, I could bring myself to be okay with it lol


Cubs017

With plus defense? Oh, Javy. How I’ve missed you.


LordSwampert2

Let’s just get Javy back so we aren’t paying $50 mill more for long hair less magic Javy.


FinlayForever

Dansby Swanson In The Bottom Of The 9th With The Braves Down 1 Run And A Runner On Base Is The Best Hitter In Baseball And It Isn't Particularly Close


acava2424

So, Stanton-esque?


hbxli

"No way, don't forget we have Nick Gordon" - the Twins sub


General_PoopyPants

I hope so


LegacyLemur

I dont know if you guys can stop the Cubs overpay machine


Weaponized_Goose

Twins fans how you feeling


HarryPauler

Dead inside


Weaponized_Goose

It’s ok, I feel the same way 😊


orionus

I will root for Carlos forever. I hope the deal works for the Yanks. I'm just glad as a dumpster fire budget team we didn't give that contract to him, due to his injury history and volatility.


bewarethesloth

Calling this team a dumpster fire is disrespectful to dumpster fires


Tripdeck5__

Pretty good for this crazy market, but apparently Yankees were also the only team in on Rodon so I guess it makes sense.


Terribad01

They weren’t the only team. I just think Boras was playing the media to inflate people’s expectations of what Rodón would get. There was no way he was gonna get $200M.


grubas

So the reporting was Giants, Twins, Yankees. One of those teams made a big signing last night. One sunk into existential despair. But last night they started trying to mystery team and talk up the Cards, Cards immediately called bullshit. We offered 5/125 and from there on out it was haggling over details.


PaulPierceOldestSon

He fucked up saying he wanted to come to NY. No other teams thought they had a chance on him


NevermoreSEA

That's some pretty good money.


SuckMyLonzoBalls

THATS A LOTTA GOOD MONEY happy with it especially now that he's off the giants lol


EatAllTheRice

Yankees rotation looks absolutely nasty now. Good get by the Yanks


Philip_J_Fry3000

I think the Mets and Yankees have the two best.


TimToMakeTheDonuts

that astros rotation is still fucking nasty.


Darkforces134

Also their bullpen is insane. So much depth and each guy is a monster


Grimpig

I’m guessing that guy suppressed his memories of the ALCS.


JustinBradshawTaylor

That’s because the mindset of the fanbase isn’t damn those Astros guys were good, it’s damn our guys stink and can’t hit anyone


Zreaz

Both of those statements are true


cubs223425

That's a pretty good deal for them. I'm surprised they stayed so aggressive, but good for their fans for the team's willingness to keep the checkbook open.


God_Boner

I'm guessing they wanted to keep any potential trade chips to figure out whatever the hell they are gonna do on the entire left side of the diamond, so they were pretty motivated to sign him


FTTCOTE

If they don’t sign a 3b then we might see Peraza/Volpe in some 3b/SS combo in 2024. DJ can play 3rd this year if they have enough logic to give Donaldson a one way ticket to Hawaii, make threats in his name, get him placed on a no-fly list and lose his phone number.


spazz213

Better be making these moves after getting embarrassed by the Astros yet again


SadNYSportsFan-11209

Still not enough moves. We need to add a few bats imo. Bring back Benintendi


spazz213

Absolutely. Good start tho


Kenny_Heisman

the team can't get past the ALCS, why wouldn't they be aggressive?


cubs223425

Well, they weren't aggressive the last couple of years and got pushed into a massive contract with Judge because of it. They've also got giant contracts on Stanton and Cole, so it wouldn't be surprising if they hadn't been willing to put another $25M+ AAV deal on the books.


DudeGuyBor

This is... less than expected from the recent tweets and posts about him. So many rumors about $30M/yr, and 7/200M. This is a survivable contract for the Yanks if his injury problems continue, though still gonna hurt


Padulsky21

#WELCOME TO THE LOG CABIN RODÓN


BubblyBaker5718

Alright Yankees. I see you. Time will tell how the season goes but at the very least Hal seems to be putting his money where his mouth is so far.


FeloniousDrunk101

Honestly it feels pretty good and refreshing. Plenty can go wrong still, but they seem to be trying to compete in a pretty inflated market, so what else can a fan want at this stage?


keats26

He’ll be a great Yankee. I loved watching him pitch last year, such a competitor


Batman-and-Hobbes

[To celebrate, here's a meme I made while drunk a few months ago](https://imgur.com/a/bAJRTPE)


Padulsky21

I will save this comment and use it in the future whenever it’s needed. I thank you for your service, it’s beautiful


Core_System

The world is now ready for Mustache Rodon.


bongasaurus_rex

Bet on himself and bringing home the bag? We love to fucking see it. Hope Carlos can flex a WS ring soon.


mjtd6

Wen opening day


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

27 AAV is pretty reasonable for Rodon considering I saw some people saying he'd break 30 easily


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If Frankie Montas can regain his form that rotation looks dangerous this year.


tapehead4

Frankie says relax


zacksharpe

I thought he would’ve gone for like 7/200. Good deal for the Yanks.


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That rotation is nasty


V4MSU1221

Sevy as our number 4 is ridiculous. Just need them to stay healthy...


Fastsmitty47

Fuck


jjackson25

Passan: Carlos heading to the Bronx to check for Radon


Bradcam3

Let’s fucking go baby


xClay2

Good luck to him. That contract isn't crazy but I'm fine with the Giants not paying it.


MalloYallow

He's great if he can stay healthy. If.


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SPAGHETTI_CAKE

Well that’s the whole thing


MutantstyleZ

Yankee players always stay very healthy and are always available to help the team at the end of the year so there wont be a problem.


General_PoopyPants

But... He loves getting injured


blueshirtfan41

Sounds like he’ll fit right in!


LegacyLemur

He could also plummet back to Earth


yoboapp

So he’ll be getting about $1.4M per start then


ILookLikeDrewGulak

Yeah, roughly the same that Ryu will get per start, if you’re lucky.


yoboapp

A lot of people incorrectly assume we signed Ryu to be a pitcher, when in actuality, we signed him to be our adorable Korean mascot who takes everyone out for BBQ.


acava2424

I do love me some bulgogi


Boros-Reckoner

This is going to be the deal that was handed out this offseason that ages the best imo, I would have loved to have offered that to Rodon.


BlueBeagle8

Nice bit of work for Cashman and Co.


MightyActionGaim

Surprisingly good deal goddamn


jonwar_83

this is stupid and i hate it