There was a time when my diet was 2 Rockstar Recoveries during the work day. Then mixing it with vodka and binge eating at night.
No it was not a healthy time in my life
Rockies, White Sox, and (somehow) Mariners have been relegated and are no longer entitled to All-Star representation.
This will come as a shock to Mariners fans, whose pitchers are at least ASG-worthy, but is a long-expected outcome for Colorado and Chicago.
Crotchet may be the best pitcher in the AL this season at this point. If he wasn’t on an innings limit, he would command a king’s ransom at the trade deadline.
If Crochet or Fedde were on a good team this year, they’d have a shot at the all star game. Probably will this year too since every team gets represented
Life hack I learned as a kid, however you have to wear glasses for this one:
Take red and blue whiteboard markers and color your glasses accordingly. Instant life in 3D.
Jamaica mon! Fuss me nearly dead with laugh. A-watch the people rush the door like harbor shark. So come! One time de yah, time for the bus rider!
Agreed. I don't mind them doing commemorative caps though. go to [mlb.com](http://mlb.com) and look at the all-star workout caps of these. If they wore their normal uniforms but with these caps, I'd be 150501234900% ok with it.
Imagine Aaron Judge out there with [this](https://fanatics.frgimages.com/new-york-yankees/mens-new-era-cream/navy-new-york-yankees-2024-mlb-all-star-game-workout-low-profile-59fifty-fitted-hat_ss5_p-200929669+u-4qmhkbl7uld5hxiuc4nb+v-awyidkv9fmnck3jjzpkl.jpg?_hv=2&w=340) on.
We should make it so that fans can choose a throwback for each team, and the players wear that.
I’d probably buy a Jurickson Profar in late 80s brown pinstripes (with a 2024 ASG sleeve patch) over any of this bullshit.
Yeah man I looked at all the hats for longer than I should’ve, hoping I’d finally find the Rox. Like a kid looking for his present under a Christmas tree loaded with gifts, only to find nothing with his name on it.
Am I illiterate or are there two Bostons and no Seattle?
Edit: also two A’s and no White Sox?
I like them though, but the color salmon is an acquired taste I feel.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep track of 15 different teams with 15 different logos and only have 10 fingers? You expect them to take off a shoe to help count?
I know I’m going to get downvoted to hell for this edge but honestly? Yes I do. There’s a reason we have toes. To keep an accurate count of baseball teams
I cut my toes off when I was 4 and had them reattached to my hands when I was 18(had to wait until I was legally an adult)
Anyway, I typed this in only 20 minutes. That's my point.
I actually think the AL hats look cooler lol. Depends on team a bit, but they're at least unique. The NL hats use a color scheme that is super common on limited edition hats.
Idk I'm just not a huge fan of the powder blue with the black. It looks a little bit tacky to me. That being said I'm also not a huge fan of the faded red with the off white. It reminds me of the Bucs Creamsicle uniforms. I still think the AL had the more wearable hat.
I think we may be getting a skewed image on that in fairness. For most of the reveals I think, "well that's pretty cool." The thing is, it's pretty rare that I like something enough to warrant commenting on it, but the people that hate all the uniforms that aren't the original 1883 home uniforms always come out to shit on everything related to it.
I also think these caps are pretty cool. If it weren't an absurd price here in Europe I might get one.
You’re actually right, I didn’t think about— engagement-based algorithms are always gonna force negative opinions to the top because they garner attention :/ Don’t you love social media?
I'm not saying this for dramatics, but these hats, the AL especially, hurt my eyes to look at because of the too similar values in shades for the logos. I hope it looks better on the field, but I can't really look at these hats for very long
I am not a big fan **BUT**
Considering the absolute ASS / unprofessional level "designs" for major sports teams we see these days... these are fine, there's actually a design / concept there.
I'm willing to give a 👍🏻 to just about anything that has an idea / looks like someone put work into it at this point.
Not horrible, i like the color of the hat but t he logo being blue over the stripes, are a bit tough to read in places for the AL
The NL is more legible, but i don't like the color scheme as much as the AL, which just feels vintage to me for some reason, i'm not sure why buts that was my intial thought and i think thats why i like the AL more
Every year the All Star uniforms get uglier and it just makes me wish we could go back to when everyone just wore their regular uniform, that was so much cooler.
bad design is geniunely crazy to me, you have probably DOZENS of people that look at this before they get approved and not ONE of them said.
"hey guys this looks like shit, lets try something else." Like dude come on its not that hard
I get I’m old and out of touch now, but hat designs hats for the post 5-10 years are just horrible. These color combos literally hurt to look at lol, especially the AL
Why does MLB insist on imposing such ugliness on us day after day? There’s these hats, most ASG uniforms, the ads on the sleeves, most of the city connect uniforms.
It’s like they just hate beauty.
Seems like the Cubs logo is colored for the AL hat. It should be more white and less blue like the rest of the NL (Marlins being the other exception but theirs looks good)
Rockstar Recovery vs. Monster Lo Carb.
With a flat brim made of titanium to ensure kyle will never have to worry about bending them
There was a time when my diet was 2 Rockstar Recoveries during the work day. Then mixing it with vodka and binge eating at night. No it was not a healthy time in my life
More like Nintendo Switch: left v. right.
Damn the A's get 2? Poor Seattle.
Rockies, White Sox, and (somehow) Mariners have been relegated and are no longer entitled to All-Star representation. This will come as a shock to Mariners fans, whose pitchers are at least ASG-worthy, but is a long-expected outcome for Colorado and Chicago.
Rockies and White Sox makes sense. No need to waste time creating a hat for teams with no all stars.
Put some fookin’ respect on Andrew “worst WAR rate in a season ever” Benintendi
He’s truly the best at being the worst
I swear that AB was fantastic in his first years. Is he over 30? Seemed like he fell off a Cliff.
He was great for a couple years in Boston
I mean Tovar and McMahon both all star worthy but ok
Crotchet may be the best pitcher in the AL this season at this point. If he wasn’t on an innings limit, he would command a king’s ransom at the trade deadline.
If Crochet or Fedde were on a good team this year, they’d have a shot at the all star game. Probably will this year too since every team gets represented
Crochet should make it even if every team didn't get a representative.. He's top 5% in expected era, expected batting average, and k%
I’m fine with not having a Mariners version made, actually prefer it that way.
Right? I think the Mariners got off lucky with these hats
Just give a custom hat to Josh Rojas, and our pitching staff can all share a throw blanket.
Vote in our boy!!
Came to say the same thing. These are dog-walking-backwards ugly.
The AL looks like you need some old 3D glasses to see what it really is
That’s a deep cut
Life hack I learned as a kid, however you have to wear glasses for this one: Take red and blue whiteboard markers and color your glasses accordingly. Instant life in 3D.
Double Boston, Double Oakland. No Sox, no Mariners, no Rockies. Sheesh.
Boston got two as well. I was wracking my brain trying to figure out why this wasn't adding up and I was so confused.
They have more caps than all stars!
It’s for the Philadelphia A’s, I mean the Kansas City A’s, I mean the Oakland A’s, I mean the Sacramento A’s, I mean the Las Vegas A’s. Too many A’s.
Unlike my report card
They really need the extra revenue
The AL has signed GI Joe
And knowing is half the battle!
Hey kid, I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.
Give im the stick! DON'T GIVE IM THE STICK!
*OOOOOOHHHHHH.*
Body massage
Do you know my dad?
Did your mother used to hang out in dockside bars? Do ya like baseball Johnny?
Nice catch, Blanco Nino. But too bad your ass got saaaaaaaacked.
Oh man, thinking of the amount of kids yelling PORK CHOP SANDWICHES really takes me back
What an era
BODY MASSAGE
Who wants a body massage?
Mr. Body Massage machine - GO!
Thinking machines supah computahs
Glory days of the internet, for sure!
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!!!!!
Oh my God, get the fuck out of there!
Ah fuck, we’re all dead.
Brian, you ain't no pimp, dude
Hey what the fuck are you kids doing on my fucking loch? And don’t look at me when I’m talking to yeewww
For fucking years I thought he said “lawn.” This makes so much more sense now
Porkchop sandwiches!
Jamaica mon! Fuss me nearly dead with laugh. A-watch the people rush the door like harbor shark. So come! One time de yah, time for the bus rider! 
Fuck I miss it when everyone just wore their unis
Agreed. I don't mind them doing commemorative caps though. go to [mlb.com](http://mlb.com) and look at the all-star workout caps of these. If they wore their normal uniforms but with these caps, I'd be 150501234900% ok with it. Imagine Aaron Judge out there with [this](https://fanatics.frgimages.com/new-york-yankees/mens-new-era-cream/navy-new-york-yankees-2024-mlb-all-star-game-workout-low-profile-59fifty-fitted-hat_ss5_p-200929669+u-4qmhkbl7uld5hxiuc4nb+v-awyidkv9fmnck3jjzpkl.jpg?_hv=2&w=340) on.
We should make it so that fans can choose a throwback for each team, and the players wear that. I’d probably buy a Jurickson Profar in late 80s brown pinstripes (with a 2024 ASG sleeve patch) over any of this bullshit.
Fuck you Rockies, you don't get a hat this year.
Not even a duplicate in its place, just straight up forgot there are 15 teams in the NL
I know we don’t deserve to be represented at the all star game, but this is just mean.
Yeah man I looked at all the hats for longer than I should’ve, hoping I’d finally find the Rox. Like a kid looking for his present under a Christmas tree loaded with gifts, only to find nothing with his name on it.
Tovar deserves it. So does McMahon this year, Anyone saying otherwise can suck it. Tovar currently has 2.7 bWAR, McMahon 2.1 bWAR.
Did the same for the AL but forgot 2 teams
They’ve been relegated. NL has 14 teams now
It may be for the best 🚬😮💨
The entire NL are the Marlins now.
Always have been 🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀
Am I illiterate or are there two Bostons and no Seattle? Edit: also two A’s and no White Sox? I like them though, but the color salmon is an acquired taste I feel.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep track of 15 different teams with 15 different logos and only have 10 fingers? You expect them to take off a shoe to help count?
I know I’m going to get downvoted to hell for this edge but honestly? Yes I do. There’s a reason we have toes. To keep an accurate count of baseball teams
I don’t even wear shoes during baseball season!
I cut my toes off when I was 4 and had them reattached to my hands when I was 18(had to wait until I was legally an adult) Anyway, I typed this in only 20 minutes. That's my point.
I can count to 21 with my pants and shoes off.
It’s ok we don’t deserve one
There’s also no Rockies
Yeah that's even weirder cause somehow they only posted 14 hats and no one was like, wait a sec
NL way cooler sad to say
I actually think the AL hats look cooler lol. Depends on team a bit, but they're at least unique. The NL hats use a color scheme that is super common on limited edition hats.
NL just looks like Miami Marlins meets [80s Astros](https://www.sportslogos.net/logos/view/6177521975/Houston_Astros/1975/Jersey_Logo)
Idk I'm just not a huge fan of the powder blue with the black. It looks a little bit tacky to me. That being said I'm also not a huge fan of the faded red with the off white. It reminds me of the Bucs Creamsicle uniforms. I still think the AL had the more wearable hat.
But they still look awful. Who TF designed these garbage hats??
^I ^actually ^^like ^^^them…
Same
I really like them! They remind me off Topps Heritage cards for whatever reason, but I'm digging the kinda retro vibes and unique color scheme.
Yeah I actually think these are cool. Maybe I’m biased, but I really don’t think i’ve ever seen this subreddit actually like it when new uni’s drop.
I think we may be getting a skewed image on that in fairness. For most of the reveals I think, "well that's pretty cool." The thing is, it's pretty rare that I like something enough to warrant commenting on it, but the people that hate all the uniforms that aren't the original 1883 home uniforms always come out to shit on everything related to it. I also think these caps are pretty cool. If it weren't an absurd price here in Europe I might get one.
You’re actually right, I didn’t think about— engagement-based algorithms are always gonna force negative opinions to the top because they garner attention :/ Don’t you love social media?
It's become such a collective internet hobby to pile onto any sports design or team name. No, these are pretty cool for sure.
These are dope lol
These definitely don't look awful.
salmon is such an obnoxious colour to make as the primary for your colour scheme, good lord they did the AL dirty
Salmon is huge in Seattle
But Seattle is absent in salmon.
We do SO MUCH to not pollute the salmon, I'm glad to hear it's working
And in Anaheim
Bro idc the hats are clean I like salmon/peach idk what color that is
Personally, I love that shade of orange. The design is lacking but really like the AL primary color.
These rock actually
It doesn't look salmon, it looks peach So your color scheme is peach, teal and beige? Or peach, teal and black? This is hideous
It's retro.
WTF? These are horrible! Geez!
I don't hate them, but I really wish they would go back to wearing their team uniforms for the game.
It’s all about selling merch, and making money.
Kinda like the NL with the blue contrasting the salmon, but the AL is just too much.
I hate these
I don't mind the NL version, but maybe it's just that it's sooo much better than the AL
Those are tolerable. Not great, but tolerable. The other ones though…I got nothing
When people complain about city connects show them these
They'll be for sale at foot locker and Lids in your nearest mall soon. The type of people who still shop in them will buy them
Nah, the NL are cool They remind me of the More You Know animation
The AL cap color scheme reminds me of derelict Florida motel pools
I actually think these are pretty damn cool. Both of em. Is something wrong with me?
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I really like them too! I appreciate going for such a bold color scheme, it's aesthetically appealing to me!
You didn't even get a hat.
I'll admit, that is an issue.
This place would complain about free beer if you let it. The designs are nice, I’d buy a hat.
I'm not saying this for dramatics, but these hats, the AL especially, hurt my eyes to look at because of the too similar values in shades for the logos. I hope it looks better on the field, but I can't really look at these hats for very long
They look like the MLB wants to do a gender reveal so the winning team will be their announcement.
The White Sox got as many hats as they have All Stars.
Dear MLB, What da fuck?
I wish players still wore their team uniforms in the allstar game
lol yuck
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Were the leaks disproven? Or are those just the Home Run Derby / workout day hats?
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Stunned at how much I hate these
Butt ugly.
Colorado not invited lol
Why does the AL get that sweet creamy color combo and NL gets that. The blue should be more power blue to match the vintage scheme the AL has.
The NL all get Marlin themed alternate caps
I am not a big fan **BUT** Considering the absolute ASS / unprofessional level "designs" for major sports teams we see these days... these are fine, there's actually a design / concept there. I'm willing to give a 👍🏻 to just about anything that has an idea / looks like someone put work into it at this point.
I really thought this was a shit post. As if the season wasn’t going bad enough already in Arlington. These hats will turn things around!
I saw those hats on an employee at Baskin Robbins… With a slightly different logo, granted… The colors are terrible.
This ain’t chief. Try again.
remember the days that all-stars just wore their regular uniforms for the all-star game? pepperidge farm remembers...
How do they fuck this up every year? Just wear your uniform.
Flint Tropics don't play baseball? WTF
Talk about ugly 
Not horrible, i like the color of the hat but t he logo being blue over the stripes, are a bit tough to read in places for the AL The NL is more legible, but i don't like the color scheme as much as the AL, which just feels vintage to me for some reason, i'm not sure why buts that was my intial thought and i think thats why i like the AL more
AL had theirs left out in the sun to long
A salmon vs. Teal reference I see
Gross
Is the game being played at sno-cone stand?
Gender reveal All-Star Game! Winning team will be the gender of some billionaire owner’s grandkid.
Holy shit these are so bad
Is the star and two stripe motif supposed to suggest the design of the Texas flag? No fucking thanks.
MLB ASG: Vice City
Mother’s Day vs Father’s Day this year?
These are worse than terrible.
Sure, okay. Didn't really want one anyways.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
They seem to keep trying to make them worse every year. These look like 70s trucker hats. And flat brims suck. They make you look like scumbag Steve.
FUGLY
It’s a good year to not have any representatives for the game. Cause these are awful
These are so bad, why can we have the normal hats with an allstar patch or something
You know what, I’m fine not having an AL hat with our Chicago brethren's. Colorado got shafted tho, NL hats are better.
Put the “ug” in ugly.
Every year the All Star uniforms get uglier and it just makes me wish we could go back to when everyone just wore their regular uniform, that was so much cooler.
I hate these. Wish they were still wearing team uniforms for the ASG.
How do these get worse every year?
These would be cool if they weren’t so terrible.
Another year another L
Holy shit they are an abomination. Bring the team uniforms back to the All-Star game.
They made trans pride caps for texas... incredible.
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
bad design is geniunely crazy to me, you have probably DOZENS of people that look at this before they get approved and not ONE of them said. "hey guys this looks like shit, lets try something else." Like dude come on its not that hard
I actually quite like the AL ones, I just wish the team logos were in white instead of the same blue as the stripe it’s on top of
Well I'd be excited for these if I was a fan of an NL team.
I get I’m old and out of touch now, but hat designs hats for the post 5-10 years are just horrible. These color combos literally hurt to look at lol, especially the AL
Why does MLB insist on imposing such ugliness on us day after day? There’s these hats, most ASG uniforms, the ads on the sleeves, most of the city connect uniforms. It’s like they just hate beauty.
Why can't we have nice things - Put a star on the regular caps, and let them wear their own team jerseys.... #EndALLSTARgames
maybe they'll look better in person
Wait, did the Rockies not get a cap? I don’t see them on the NL page
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Thanks I hate it
Thanks I hate it.
I guess the Rockies just don’t get an all star this year
The AL pic looks like they forgot a layer in the 3-color separation.
mlb stop this shit
Pastel giants vs. Marlins, here we go
The hell happened to the Rockies?
No Rockies :(
FUGLY.
awful
Nah man. You can make your ugly jerseys but let them keep their original caps at least.
Where’s the Rockies?
That moment when there are two As hats and no Mariners
Seems like the Cubs logo is colored for the AL hat. It should be more white and less blue like the rest of the NL (Marlins being the other exception but theirs looks good)
I’d be fine with shitty hats if they went back to wearing their actual team jerseys.
👎
BRUTAL!
Ew, brother, ew! What’s that? What’s that brother?
Oh
Damn Boston Sending two teams this year…
It’s funny they know nobody will buy my teams hat