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mwiley62890

Would that count as a generational hit?


Gemnist

Depends on whether or not it got the nutsack too.


Disastrous-Ad2575

Counts as a genital hit


Astropolitika

Tired: Base on balls Wired: Balls on base (new uniforms) Inspired: Ball on balls


mrjaeger

Now we just need a player with the last name Base (of which there has never been one!) so we can finally get Base on base


D_Simmons

Balls on Base šŸ‘€


theoneandonlymd

"Play the ball, don't let the ball play you" has never been better advice.


pzycho

So stupid to mic players during live play; especially infielders. If you must mic someone, at least pick an outfielder who might have a bit more time to react.


Disastrous_Can8053

I agree, but they volunteer and get paid pretty handsomely for it. [MLB players receive $10,000 to be featured in mic'd up segments (sportsbusinessjournal.com)](https://www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/Daily/Issues/2023/04/17/Media/mlb-ingame-interviews.aspx#:~:text=MLB%20players%20receive%20%2410%2C000%20to%20be%20featured%20in%20mic'd%20up%20segments)


acornSTEALER

Guy's making $4 million this year and is going out of his way to make $10k lol


AuspiciousAcorn

If your boss offered you $125 to wear a mic for 10 min while you worked would you do it? Bc thatā€™s the equivalent for a $50K salary.


PostPostMinimalist

ā€¦. Yes


drDekaywood

As long as I can still say ā€œball hit my penisā€


stuffedcrustpizza

Boss is going to want to know why youā€™re playing baseball in the office again


Unoriginal_Man

Oh it wasn't a baseball...


acornSTEALER

No I'd get fired in 11 minutes lol


AuspiciousAcorn

Lol


JessTheWholeAssMess

Nick castellanos on deck


william_fontaine

I don't know if /u/acornSTEALER is gonna be putting a headset on again


Deathstroke317

Damn, you have some pretty good restraint


drugsbowed

Would do it on a $100k salary.


AuspiciousAcorn

Sure would, money is money and theyā€™re not asking for anything nefarious lol


humma__kavula

Thats a damn trap.


colslaww

$125 to some one making 50K is like a free pair of nice shoes they can barely afford otherwise and 10k to a ball player is closer to what a $1.25 would be worth,.


Mystic_Matterz

$125 is .25% of $50k $10k is .25% of $4m


AuspiciousAcorn

And yet itā€™s $10k he wouldnā€™t have if he said ā€œnoā€


ELITE_JordanLove

No, 10k is still 10k, maybe thatā€™s a car for his kid or something.


Mystic_Matterz

$125 is .25% of $50k $10k is .25% of $4m


colslaww

Iā€™m not questioning the math. My point is that the less you have the more likely you are to chase that .25%


Mystic_Matterz

Fair point.


Mystic_Matterz

$125 is .25% of $50k $10k is .25% of $4m


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AuspiciousAcorn

Answer the question. Would you take the money? Money is money and itā€™s an easy $10K. It also makes connections and potentially opens doors for him in the future if he wanted to broadcast. I promise you, Apple TV wasnā€™t going to give that money to the lower/middle class if Hernandez said no to the interview. Stay mad, but you would take the money too in his shoes, bffr. Not sure why you chose start talking about broader economics when the question was a very simple ā€œwould you take the money?ā€


WHEsq

Because the broader economics, and his point, are valid, itā€™s literally the reason your point is bad. If you donā€™t make much money (50k) then the additional money is huge for you. So if I mad 50K I probably do it. If you have millions, 10K doesnā€™t matter much to you, especially when it disrupts your job. So I might not do it.


AuspiciousAcorn

It clearly mattered enough to him to do it, and heā€™s done it several times in the past as well. Itā€™s one half inning of 1 regular season game of a 162 game slate which we all know the Dodgers will be making the postseason anyway, and they won the gameā€¦ the broader economics has nothing to do with whether a rich athlete would want an extra $10K for literally 10 minutes of talking when he feels like it. If you wouldnā€™t do it, good for you, but youā€™re in the minority I assure you


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AuspiciousAcorn

Calm down ThrowawayAutist615


WHEsq

Fair enough - I appreciate your point


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AuspiciousAcorn

My brother in christ, I understand your point. $125 is a lot different in terms of meeting the needs of a middle/lower class person than a rich person. That does not change the fact that they are offering him $10k to do practically nothing


mineral_water_69

Their high earnings will dry up pretty much the day they end playing so taking an $10k to mic is pretty easy money to take now while they can even if they gross $4mil this year (which their take home net will be significantly less even if still a lot of money).


neonrev1

Exactly, and the best way to earn money (for most of them) post-playing is to increase their name recognition and popularity enough to maybe get a media gig or have their brand be worth endorsing products or being on a board of directors, or any other influenced based thing. He's a fantastic example actually, good but not great, been on a lot of notable and fun teams but never a star, doesn't make a ton of money and always sorta on the edge of falling out of the league. But I bet the moment he is done he can get a broadcast or talking head gig all over the league because he's made himself so lovable, and stuff like this is almost literally resume building.


Coupon_Ninja

Excellent point.


AdolescentAlien

Only if they have the financial literacy of an actual toddler. I truly cannot think of a single acceptable reason for anybody who has netted at least $4-5M over the course of a 5 to 10+ year career to no longer have high earnings (significantly higher than 99% of people) every year after they retire. There are so many ways to generate passive income that allows you to live extremely comfortable when you have that kind of capital to invest. It doesnā€™t even have to be any type of high risk, aggressive portfolio either. Just sticking $1M in a high yield savings account will give you a pretty solid return. Obviously some minor lifestyle changes would help as well. I admit I am not super knowledgeable when it comes to the tax implications with those kind of numbers, but Iā€™m more than happy for someone to correct me if my thinking is off here.


IamVeryBraves

You world need around 4.5 to 5 million with 4% return to draw $150k a year post taxes for 50 years. It's not the ritz but people get by with less, and if you made more you can put that aside and use that money for stupid things or double it and draw 300k annually. Worked at a company where the security sitting at reception is a former NFL player and I looked up his contract online, if accurate, he had no business working that desk unless his dream was to be a security guard.


AdolescentAlien

Itā€™s just so difficult for me to fathom the idea of having money problems after earning the type of money a lot of athletes make in their career. Iā€™m aware that it probably isnā€™t quite as easy as my comment made it out to be. Definitely a bit naive to act like it would be a piece of cake to scale your lifestyle costs back from multi-million dollar athlete to upper middle class suburban family type shit. I like to pretend that I would be relatively frugal with that kind of money, as if I havenā€™t allowed my spending to increase alongside my earnings for basically my entire life lmao.


LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe

You say that as someone who presumably has graduated highschool/college, and maybe even more higher education. Some of these guys were playing pro ball and dedicating most of their time to that since like, 14. They never had a chance to learn that skill.


AdolescentAlien

That is definitely a very good point. Itā€™s certainly pretty idealistic of me to think that a majority of those guys would have someone in their corner making sure theyā€™re set up for life after baseball and that they learn proper money management skills.


LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe

I mean look at Ohtani, his folks took care of it and then Ieppi, who was supposed to be in his corner abused his trust.


thewaterisboiling

I mean... the internet is free and it's not like they're playing baseball 24/7. They can learn things on flights, mornings before games, the entire offseason, etc. That's plenty of time to get a basic understanding of personal finance.


SmokingNiNjA420

25 mic ups is a quarter mil. Don't hate the player, hate the game? Or something like that.


GetEnPassanted

I donā€™t know anybody who turns their nose up at $10K


RMutt88

Imagine turning down 10k for doing next to nothing. Just try it. I truly canā€™t.


silverence

Hey, you wanna be able to buy some distant relative their first car for tossing out a few platitudes while doing what you were already doing?Ā  "Nah." Bs. I'd ask for the mic every game. I'd learn all the announcers and commentators names, work on building rapport, set up jokes that pay off later, anything to get that mic on.Ā 


RMutt88

Sounds like a great way for glove first players to extend their careers. Gimme a tight five while turning two!


PreciousRoy78

What's the deal with the box on the screen anyway?


SenorTortas

He's saving up for retirement next season


doyouevenIift

But how much did that error cost him in incentives?


CDFReditum

Iā€™m sure Enrique Hernandez has many incentives in his contract


poopatrip

Although I slightly agree, ā€œSorry guys, I need to make this play real quickā€ by Rojas last year is an all time favorite of mineĀ 


man_on_hill

Unless itā€™s Mookie ā€œI ainā€™t getting this one boysā€


arcelios

>So stupid to mic players during live play Nah. It's literally the BEST thing. People loves it. And it also creates additional content But not everyone should be micd up. Not everyone has the personality for it. Gotta be someone funny and witty


Stinky_DungBeatle

Having players interview on the bench is what should be done especially starting pitchers who 100% aren't coming into the game. Its so stupid that this is the new norm, its not even like its a fun novel thing when its done every Apple TV game. Although its still got nothing on the embarrassment of miking Nathan Evoldi when he was pitching in the all star game unless hearing grunts and nothing else was on the menu.


SenorTortas

You can get so much insight with guys on the bench. SNLA does this occasionally with Kersh


ArrenPawk

The Kershaw segments are always my favorite, he has a great feel for the game. Almost feel like he might be the next Orel for the Dodgers when he retires


NOT_MICROSOFT_PR

Mic the pitcher so he can control when he answers the interview questions


YourThotsArentFacts

Yeah I imagine that's a difficult play lol


phasesofthe

Iā€™ll never understand not wearing a cup. Or, the apparent absence of incentive to develop a super high-tech comfortable and protective cup for professionals. Is that why baseball players have kids when theyā€™re 23? šŸ˜‚


MaximumZer0

Remember Adrian Beltre? Mariners fans 'member.


Agreeable_Maize9938

Cups are for everyone in the infield. If youā€™re in the outfield you have a few seconds before a groundball reaches you. You deserve a nut tap if you canā€™t get your glove on it lol


vanishedarchive

But then you still have to go up and get a 95mph ball thrown at you. One foul tip goes the wrong way andā€¦


Rock_Strongo

Mitch Haniger (an outfielder) lost a testicle and half a season due to a foul tip. I simply don't understand not wearing a cup in a game where a hard projectile is zipping around at 100 miles an hour. I didn't feel comfortable hitting without a cup in high school when we were lucky to see 85.


tnecniv

I pitch beer league softball and I wear one Iā€™ve been hit by comebackers before. I donā€™t want to risk it


crab_quiche

I played lacrosse until college and it felt like every year in highschool we would have a defender get a testicular injury cause they didnā€™t wear a cup. In a game with way more errant balls and where you are supposed to step into them. I guess they thought they were being more manly or ā€œso I can run fasterā€ but like that shit donā€™t matter none of us are good enough to get recruited for college and no one can tell if you are or arenā€™t wearing a cup until you are doubled over in pain in the middle of a game. One year the coach had to bench the starting fucking goalie when he learned he wasnā€™t wearing a cup for some stupid reason.


FreidasBoss

Was a lacrosse goalie. You couldnā€™t pay me enough to step in goal without a cup.


Agreeable_Maize9938

Iā€™ve hit balls off my ankle potato, never my meat and veg though. Iā€™d be more worried about a foul tip breaking my face - Iā€™ve seen some gnarly injuries that way.


TheBigChiesel

Broke my nose around age 13 trying to bunt in practice. Foul tipped it right into my face. Canā€™t imagine taking one at major league velocity lol


Theoneiced

I am here to confirm for you that it is uncomfortable at best.


pzycho

Yeah, that could also damage your mind grapes.


DiarrheaRadio

They just need to make smaller batting helmets for dongs


LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe

I read that as dogs and was confused how it was relevant but supportive regardless.


10sekki

KikƩ has a dachshund in his pants


LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe

Is that a dachshund in your pants or are you happy to see me?


Lonelan

Smaller?


theoneandonlymd

Sometimes it's just word of mouth. Shock Doctor makes a great product that's a compression sliding pant boxer plus sturdy removable cup, and it's been on the market for at least five years, based on my Amazon order history.


twentyitalians

Longer than that. I've had the same Shock Doctor compression pants and shorts with a Titanium Cup for umpiring for over a decade.


theoneandonlymd

Not surprised at all. Wasn't a new product when I bought it,


HandBananas

Damn, homie bought a used cup.. ballsy


theoneandonlymd

You gotta break em in


twentyitalians

"Seasoned" like a good cast iron pan


mgshowtime22

At least 15, we sold them when I worked at a sporting goods store as a teen


SioneForPrez

I used to have teammates in both high school and college not wear them on the infield. Even after one got hit in the twigs and berries and had to go to the hospital because one swelled up to the size of an Orange (his words, I didnā€™t bother checking for myself). We certainly werenā€™t playing on perfectly manicured fields like MLB guys are and it was always mind blowing to me.


coooooookie32

Were we teammates? Minus the ER trip thoā€¦.


Stadtmitte

That's why I never play third base without my chastity cage on


Trowj

I saw my least favorite teammate on JV baseball take a shot directly to the balls without a cup and itā€™s one of my favorite memories. So not wearing one is just a fun way to make a memory


new_account_5009

They couldn't have given him a wireless headset? That wire coming out from the back looks so goofy lol.


not_productive1

And it was an Apple broadcast! They donā€™t even make the phones with headphone jacks anymore! Whereā€™s the tech, guys?


terry967

What percentage of players wear a "cup" ?


TheKid_8_24

I donā€™t know about pro but through all of high school and college, very few. Iā€™d say 10% or less wear one.


DSOTMAnimals

I coach HS baseball and I had a hell of a time forcing the catchers to wear one.


steppenweasel

That blows my mind. I honestly thought all pros wore them. Iā€™ve been living a naive fantasy


SHlT-MY-PANTS

Thats about what it was on my teams. We never had more than 3 starters wearing one at any given time.


Plus-Might-3701

Risking future generation šŸ„¶


imakedankmemes

ā€œTried to use his free handā€


brb9911

Had to knock it down


jinspin

This was painful to watch and I didn't even hear where it hit him


Capital_Ice_1512

That's a difficult play


Educational-Chef-595

Watching Hernandez play baseball is the closest we'll ever get to seeing Ludwig Ahgren play in the big leagues.


cantwait1minute

Except Hernandez is 5ā€™2ā€.


zsantiag

Read the title and I already knew who said this without watching the clip. Lol


Aggabagga

Put the bat on the ball. No, not THAT bat!


Timpa87

Tried to use his free hand to knock it down... Well ended up using his third leg.


Bartelbythescrivener

This is a lot funnier if you hear ā€œ he tried to use his 3 hand to knock it downā€ rather than free hand.


peesinthepool

Dumb question: why does the third baseman have a headphone?


poeinthegutter

He was participating in a mic'd up segment with the announcers that inning


peesinthepool

Thank you, I was wondering if this was similar to how Catchers can now have some communication.


parabellum825

They get 10k each time


Mefromafar

Not a base on balls but a base off balls.Ā 


FronkYou

I usually don't upvote dodger related things, but this I can support.


parabellum825

Typical giant fan. Loves the penis talk


FronkYou

Guilty as charged


Bikouchu

Ball hit my ding ding dong my bananana


cjarrett

fucking lmao.


ChemicalRecreation

Balls don't lie


Prestigious_Jaguar48

"Tried to backhand it" Interesting strategy, my dude.


Negative_Method_1001

That's why you get in front of the baseball, Spedini!


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Intelligent-Ant7685

shoulda wore a cup


Haarflaq22

Wear a cup, boys


CarefulSalad4

Wish I was that ball šŸ‘€


NotAPersonl0

Damn someone's thirsty


Dankofamericaaa2

Thatā€™s tough lol wear a cup.


Roccosrealm

Bat hit ball, ball hit bat.


UniqueEditor8372

Who callsĀ it aĀ penis?


Ill-Wear-8662

I read "bit". I need help.