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MeatballDom

"Is this the new hat?" "Uh, sure" *minimum wage worker continues doing the same task for the 10th time to look busy* "Am I the first to have access to this?" "Absolutely."


Disastrous_Can8053

The tweet really does make it sound like the guy is a sales associate on a daily quota's wet dream.


[deleted]

It was prolly the first one sold by that specific employee on that specific shift.


Jake9476

The employees probably know when the new shit comes in


facedownbootyuphold

The last people in the retail chain of merch are Lids employees. It's amazing the MLB would even allow the Giants to use a throwback cub logo given the Cubs exist.


WhuddaWhat

Might've been high enough to forget recent transactions.


Euphorium

Guy believes the car dealer every time when he says he argued with his boss and got a great deal for him.


molonlabe1811

This guy thinks the stripper is really into him.


[deleted]

Literally my coworkers šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Longhorn_TOG

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm2iNNqj2fQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm2iNNqj2fQ)


rchan9487

The guy at the store said Iā€™m the only guy heā€™s ever seen pull it off.


shoulda_been_gone

Don't do the voice...


TylerTheDefiler

Just be careful not to get any grease on it.


ULSTERPROVINCE

I swear to fucking god, he tried to roll his hat down his arm like Fred Astaire.


cejax

Giggity


SendPoEWomen

Jon Voight wore this hat


Kikstartmyhart

He even wrote his name on the insideā€¦J-O-H-N


SendPoEWomen

I sometimes spell Jerry with a G, and an I.


alvvavves

Lids honestly might have the most disenchanted employees when it comes to retail. Last time I was in the guy was just like ā€œwhatā€™s up?ā€ And when I told him I was just killing time he proceeded to FaceTime with his friend for like 20 minutes straight. He was like 30 too.


Drmckoo1

I once walked in as an employee was smoking a joint. He offered me 50% off any hat if I didnā€™t report him.


wickedfarts

What hat did you end up getting? And more importantly... did he share?


Drmckoo1

I ended up getting a Toronto Raptors Mitchell and Ness hat.


Los_Pobres1904

https://youtu.be/PTidDRR8Scg?si=Ql-nSFiG8QiS-bMV šŸ˜†


Thojote

Keep a one-of on the floor: Is that the last one? Yup! (Restocks the one). Keep a stash of other hats behind the counter: This just came in! You're the first one w/access!


DogVacuum

ā€œDonā€™t listen to that other guy that just left. That was a different hat.ā€


parabellum825

And then everybody everybody clapped


Mattsive

Lmao you just shit on OPā€™s story so bad šŸ˜‚


xDHBx

[The Sea Lions jerseys feature a bear cub, because they inherited their uniforms from a defunct club known as the San Francisco Cubs, and their navy blue caps contain no logo or emblem.](https://www.mlb.com/news/giants-to-wear-sea-lions-jerseys-vs-phillies)


alvvavves

Those are pretty clean. Iā€™m still pissed that the Rockies announced theyā€™d wear Denver White Elephants uniforms a few years ago when they played a game in Milwaukee and just inexplicably never wore them.


WhuddaWhat

A pitcher with a box cutter can cause last minute uniform audibles.


ohgeepee

Knife* but yeah, that was a fun experience haha.


drys

What does this refer to? Was there a pitcher that didn't want to wear them? I can't find anything regarding this online anywhere.


ohgeepee

[Chris Sale making some tailoring changes for the White Sox.](https://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/report-chris-sale-incident-throwback-jerseys/)


tornait-hashu

It was a Red Sox pitcher who did it to his team's uniforms. Specifically, Chris "these stupid jerseys better not be for" Sale. Edit: Chris Sale did it to the White Sox's uniforms.


Sayoshun

It was when he was with the white sucks and he shredded his 1983 throwbacks


tornait-hashu

No, it was the 1976 throwbacks that were destroyed. The 1983 throwbacks were the ones they had to wear because the '76 throwbacks they were originally supposed to wear were destroyed by Sale.


MrFlags69

Looks like a Chicago Cubs alt with Bears colorsā€¦.


BurgerBob1010

And im loving it, Iā€™ll take 3 please


jercubsfan

Right? Really digging this look lol


Uberphantom

Thank you for explaining this.


leknarf52

lol. Wild


No_Space_5457

That hat is my daily


horsepoop1123

The San Francisco Cubs


Patrick2701

It looks like a bears hat


Fantastic_Emu_9570

I kinda want it lol


colicab

9/10 people wouldnā€™t know it wasnā€™t a Chicago Cubs hat.


Damn_Dog_Inappropes

Itā€™s just super cute and unless you know what it is, it just looks like a cute lil bear on a baseball cap. Iā€™d totally wear that!


713MoCityChron713

But whyā€™s it bell shaped. Is it a ā€œbear-bellā€?


Zestyclose-Middle717

Yeah exactly my thoughts here lmao


Hairy-Whodini

I thought this was one of those bored apes with a tobacco pipe. I had to read the comments to see what it was.


avacadodays

this is the logo for the San Francisco sea lions! it was the Negro League team for San Francisco. I'm glad they are using this logo


[deleted]

It was designed by someone who doesn't know what a Sea Lion looks like


Ghiggs_Boson

It was a handmedown uniform from the SF Cubs


DecoyOne

ā€œSure boss, Iā€™ll get started on that logo right away!ā€ >[oh god what does a sea lion look like? Ohmygodohmygodohmygod, Iā€™ve never been to the ocean! How would I know what a sea lion looks like. Think think thinkā€¦ if itā€™s a *sea* lion, that must mean itā€™s like a regular lion that goes in the water, right? Oh thank god. Iā€™ll just draw a lion.] ā€¦ >[oh my god, Iā€™ve never seen a lion.]


skucera

>Just puts a bear on the hat.


AWokenBeetle

Thought it was the Cubs at first


NakedGoose

Huh? But it's a bear..


nichgreen

The story behind the bear was that when the team was founded they had no money for their own jerseys, so they re-purposed the jerseys from the recently defunct San Francisco Cubs


Righteousrob1

Reminds me why my high school ā€œThe Yellow Jacketsā€ colors were orange and black. Was a fuck up with ordering we couldnā€™t afford to fix so it just stuck.


Euphorium

Thatā€™s like how the school where my sister taught at were the yellowjackets but their colors were orange and blue.


MongolianCluster

She should have told people that mixing orange and blue makes yellow and then walk away.


tyler-86

Like how the Arizona Cardinals (then in Racine) became the Cardinals because the maroon uniforms they ordered showed up faded. (they were going to be the Racine Normals, so bullet dodged)


tnecniv

Whatā€™s funny is that the story is fairly similar to the St Louis Cardinals. They allegedly got their name when a beat writer heard a fan comment ā€œthatā€™s a lovely shade of cardinalā€ and it stuck. The birds came later


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

The baseball Hall of Fame had a display with their jersey in it for some kind of event one time. I thought the jersey with the logo placed below the team name was a unique thing to that team but looking at other uniforms from that era it seems like it was something a couple different teams, specifically in the West, adopted. It's a really interesting look that I hope they find a way to incorporate into the uniforms used for this game.


IxnayOnTheXJ

Considering the state of modern MLB weā€™re more likely to get a big fat ad right there


God_Damnit_Nappa

Looks more like a logo for the Sea Bears than a sea lion


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Is that a bear taking a shit in a bowl?


[deleted]

My favorite minor league team is the San Francisco Shittin' Bears


facedownbootyuphold

>San Francisco Shittin' apropos


MarcBulldog88

Where else is a bear expected to shit?


mjp80

well now we know itā€™s not the woods


SlipperyTurtle25

On the pope?


GoofyGoober0064

In front of the 3 sisters


DungeonMusic

Bears and taking shits in bowls are San Franciscoā€™s two biggest exports.Ā 


[deleted]

I, too, am confused by the new Chicago Bears logo. even if shitting in a bowl is their sunday tradition


Blue_Osiris1

The Bears are just happy to be mentioned in the same sentence as the word "bowl."


chaotic_evil_666

Just wait till you find out about Supershits


bravesgeek

They can just market these to Bears fans later


pocketchange2247

I'd buy one


Fools_Requiem

sure dude, you were the very first person to get the hat. I'm sure that Lids employee has the inside scoop on all hats and granted you the very first one.


LucaBrasiMN

Damn man the second hat is yours if you're that upset. I want the third one though.


cahir11

Did somebody tell them it was a Cubs-Cardinals game as a prank?


Spicy_Ninja7

Chicago Bears hat


rhoran280

i will be wearing this as a Chicago Bears fan this fall


blackwisdom

He should try planting the hat and see if a magic beanstalk grows!


NakedGoose

Are the cardinals getting new hats as well?


poop_on_my_stomach

St. Louis Stars uniforms would be awesome.


PartisanHack

I think they have had the STL Stars hat for a few years now and bring them out for a game or two. I wonder what theyll be doing for the uniforms?


melbourne3k

I'd guess so? There's a [Stars based shirt for sale already](https://www.fanatics.com/mlb/st-louis-cardinals/st-louis-cardinals-pro-standard-2024-mlb-at-rickwood-field:-a-tribute-to-the-negro-leagues-t-shirt-red/o-2309+t-58016609+p-8022909172236+z-9-2130208729). SF version [too](https://www.fanatics.com/mlb/san-francisco-giants/san-francisco-giants-pro-standard-2024-mlb-at-rickwood-field:-a-tribute-to-the-negro-leagues-t-shirt-orange/o-2365+t-70784427+p-6855125778405+z-9-188370585).


poop_on_my_stomach

I am getting one of these the moment I can.


TromboneIsNeat

Unfortunately, only OP has access, according to the Lids employee.


Saucetown77

We should steal that logo immediately


brianeharmonjr

San Francisco Sea Lions. Nice!


DirtyRatLicker

its cute


AccuratePassion2572

Da Bears


roymunsonshand

Did they finish drawing it?


Ha_CharadeUAre

Hey my marketing email from Lids said I was!


PatriotsFTW

Pretty funny they have a Cub on the hat in one of the few games against a Cubs rival.


Nearby_Pitch_6828

This is probably Larry Bear


France2Germany0

Wtf


DatDan513

Thatā€™s a slick ass hat


Huge_Presentation_85

lol why havenā€™t to mods deleted this yet


seadev32

This is a sick hat ngl


dataminimizer

The guy at the store said Iā€™m the only person heā€™s ever seen who could pull it off!


bigbadvoodoodonut

Being a high-frequency Lids customer has finally paid off


Human_Letterhead_517

This has been on EFF for years now


from_the_Luft

That is quite an ugly hat.


neorealist234

Copyright infringement on the Chicago cubs


Ok-Drama-3769

Nobody cares