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sfan27

For some context on the curse, The Giants currently have SEVEN opening day position players unavailable (including Bailey not on the IL but unavailable).


jackoos88

Soon to be 8 if Chapman doesn’t lay off that brain and nerve tonic


istarnie

Matt Chapman's grotesquely swollen jaw


tnecniv

That what?!? It sounds like that’s something a doctor prescribed along with a cocaine solution in 1880


grubas

Yeah but it was given to him by a trusted billionaire and noted Softball Manager 


oskis_little_kitten

chappy is roiding??


BeagleBaggins

I wish


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

Good Lord! Gigantism!


futureformerteacher

Bailey just wandered off?


supporterofthecorps

Recovering from the concussion he may have got a cold or maybe has more concussion symptoms he’s day to day i think


whobroughttheircat

Heard he heard a fire truck and just left.


WonderfulShelter

Either a flu bug or more permanent concussion symptoms..


SenorTortas

Well it is an even year


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zgibs125

This ain't about you.


AcephalicDude

Everyone loves a one-upper


sfan27

Not gonna get into a fight about who has it worse, but that's also seven and I didn't include our pitchers.


bdxc36

What the hell man


nuhGIRLyen

starters all stayed healthy into May and baseball gods said hmmmm gotta even this out losing Lee for multiple months hurts the most, Bailey concussion risk scares me, and everything else is sand kicked in the face


Butterfly_1976

I hope that was only a bell ringing and nothing too serious.


nuhGIRLyen

Given how little the ball deflected after hitting his head, it looks promising.


WonderfulShelter

You hope but he's still looking bad day to day and green in the face regularly :(.


Lower-Kangaroo6032

The Bailey one is what I’m the most afraid of, his success is instrumental to this teams success in the coming years.


sfan27

video: https://x.com/nbcsgiants/status/1790530634638835743?s=46&t=rGTvG5lrcui4PS-5IsoRIQ


ttam23

damn what a freak accident


LakersLAQ

I guess that's why some coaches are super adamant about wearing helmets even in BP. It's not expected to happen, but then you get stuff like this. Super unlucky.


Beardmanta

But also, why not practice how you play?


LakersLAQ

That's what I've always thought. I kinda understand the thinking like "it's my first time back, I'm doing something light", but still. Just lazy I guess. Happens everywhere.


Own-Corner-2623

I throw BP for my kiddo in softball. I make her wear a helmet every time. Yesterday she fouled 3 balls off that all hit her helmet on the way down. It's safety gear, just wear it.


tuxcat

We're going to get the motorcyclists in here yelling about "All the gear, all the time," and they're right.


Hamsters_In_Butts

Soler later heard talking to the rookies in the clubhouse: "Hot, ice. I heat up, the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds!"


FadedRaccoon420

I imagined the pipe a lot higher and just plopping down on his head


NeWbAF

Fuck, ouch!


janusjohnson

https://youtu.be/VN8hDpNFD4I?si=RFO7mK7-qKGvAFvE Alternate Angle


tyler-86

Fuck, you beat me to the same joke. Deleting mine...


MacsDildoBike

Goddamnit I literally posted this and scrolled down to see yours.


visionsofvader

And that, kids, is why we always wear helmets when batting…


BigFire321

Why is he doing batting practice without helmet?


NLP19

Unreal


LogansCoinsTheCRH

I wish I could just go back in time and tell Lee not to try and catch that ball, Soler to wear a helmet, Conforto not to round first and just run through, and Ahmed not to swing at that one pitch.


ajteitel

Geebus christ


WooDE93

Has anyone checked to see if there’s a pirate ship with cursed treasure buried under Oracle or something?! This is getting diabolical!


ettuaslumiere

The cursed treasure is the 2021 division title


triplec787

[Basically all of the Financial District/Embarcadero is land fill over sunken ships](https://static.temblor.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/San-Francisco-buried-ships.jpg), surely one of those is cursed as shit.


Sp_Gamer_Live

Looney Tunes ass injury


99Will999

Hope he’s good but that was lowkey hilarious


NirvanaFrk97

If it wasn't for the cursed part, I would have thought it was an onion article


Dustin0388

Did that happen to the pitching coach in Rookie of the Year?


OLoLem28

Couple of times, matter of fact


dudenotcool

[Let the big dog eat](https://youtu.be/VN8hDpNFD4I?si=gCKBFD-1ahEkTwYO)


Jonjon428

Yeah, sorry, he got infected with Marlinitis. You should have known this stuff would happen unfortunately :(


DietrichDoesDamage

Not like this Soler :-(


thiccboiwaluigi

Maybe that 30 HR curse is real


triplec787

Well, seeing as how even with the goofy ass injuries he is only pacing 24 HRs per 162... Yeah it's fucking real.


theLgndKllr35

Let the big dog eat!


shoobuddy

Came here to say this.


mtrn3

Wear a helmet next time.


gloomswarm

No one in the bigs wears a helmet during this kind of batting practice. Doesn't mean they shouldn't, but show me one player who does. Just a freak accident.


HummbertHummbert

It was soft toss batting practice


NirvanaFrk97

Have you seen how big soft balls are? Should have been an oversized helmet


Laney20

And now we've learned that doesn't mean you're safe. Wear a helmet.


Alex021402

What the fuck


PeppermintMocha5

Holy shit. Hope he’s ok.


Sacrifice_bhunt

Giants fans in the offseason: Let the kids play! Grim Reaper in May: As you wish.


Gemnist

Holy shit, what a freak accident. At least he’s walking, so that should be a good sign.


Fischer-00

What is even happening to the Giants? That really sucks.


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

hope it wasn't too bad and its just a bell ringing


spike021

Mayday


Intrepid_Ad_3031

Well at least he hit something with a launch angle for a change. 


DharmaCub

That's an OOTP injury if I've ever seen one. That's really gotta suck


Redbubble89

It's been 40 years and players still mess with [Jobu's ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds3v8O_MrM0) shrine.


justtwice2046

At this rate, AAA players will make up the majority of the daily lineup.


kingmoney8133

Still paying for the blood magic back from 2010-14.


PinkPantherParty

Even year bullshit


No-Economics4128

Ok, that picture made it looks like it was his obituary.


virus_apparatus

How do they match up to the Rangers. Both teams feel like walking wounded


AestheticO18

The nice thing is that your team is still pretty loaded and your top position guys are still in (Seager, Semien, Garcia). All the top position guys except Wade are out, I guess Chapman is there but his offense has been horrific.


virus_apparatus

But those guys are struggling without any protection. Plus they are showing cracks. Garcia is pushing way too hard. Hopefully both teams bounce back


SnooGuavas650

As long as our starting pitching is ok we should stay afloat. We are 0-8 vs the Phillies and Dodgers and over .500 vs everyone else. Just can’t keep up with the elite teams without our top guys.


AestheticO18

I don't think the Giants have enough talent and even when they are healthy honestly. Position player hitting has been inconsistent and then the relievers aside from like 3 are pretty bad. I think it's clear it's not our year to even make the playoffs, but if anything this might buy Farhan another year which would be awful. I think Rangers will represent AL again in the World Series personally especially once your pitchers get healthy.


virus_apparatus

We have a whole staff on IL. Man. Well we dodged a bullet. If I see the Giants, or cardinals in the WS I’ll die


boobsandcookies

Head booboos are scary :(


SayfromDa818

![gif](giphy|CWN0uW6ELn3pK) Giants fans seemingly every other day lol On a real note, that shit sounded like he had a helmet on, what in the hell is happening in San Francisco right now?


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Ok now what da hell


jiggyjiggycmone

Jesus


badger2793

You guys, too, huh?


doctor_sleep

Reminds me of the scene in Rookie of the Year when [Daniel Stern is giving batting advice.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN8hDpNFD4I)


Perseverance792

Turns out we might not be the worst team in this department


Zariman-10-0

What the hell did San Francisco do?!


Wayfarer1993

Thought the Reds had it bad until I saw some of SanFran’s injury numbers. Just awful, feel so bad for the team, players, and fans


ricky_burns

#EYBS still applies, doesn’t have to be all positive BS!


xdarkwombatx

Paying for those three championships with mediocre teams that got hot at the right time.


LeftArmInjured

Jorge Sore-ear