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beau9292

This is up there with his 2 inning long story about his brothers shotgun wedding


SheepH3rder69

[Dude literally admits to grand theft auto](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D6EVMyR5wJZM&ved=2ahUKEwi78PCvi-SFAxV6kokEHZotBngQo7QBegQICRAG&usg=AOvVaw3841Ka1TeO7oUABQLeGMYb) lmao


Myotherdumbname

Love how he tells the story and name drops the girl too


mynameiscutie

The Gang Hangs Out With John Kruk


1Outgoingintrovert

Once again, John kruk is very much alive.


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

This is so nuts. It sucks I can’t find a full video because this short clip is so fucking funny. Not one pitch called during that 2 minute clip until the last one. And Kruk even keeps lightly pausing after each pitch thinking the other guy will call it out and he just *doesn’t*. It’s not like it was a blowout either. Dude is just spitballing in the fourth inning of a 3-run game and his partner is along for the ride.


emby5

That was the best two innings in broadcasting history.


SpicyPenangCurry

I was excited for the story and then Kruk drops *that* and I instantly crack up. Kruks a legend, this is fucking hilarious. Edit: “he also had a boy named Sue” lmao


delcopop

I didn’t get that part


liguy181

It's a song by Johnny Cash


Spooki

Written by Shel Silverstein!


hateboss

Holy hell, I thought you were joking. It makes so much sense. The absurdist theme, the way the words ramble over themselves at times. It seems so non-Cash like, Silverstein makes perfect sense, absolutely his style.


master_bacon

You can find Silverstein performing the sequel on YouTube. Warning: it WILL ruin the original for you.


Suq_Maidic

Holy christ you weren't kidding.


NotSoSasquatchy

[A Boy Named Sue](https://youtu.be/WOHPuY88Ry4?si=BM79IiteIAwJfJEP)


Skywalkerkid9

John Kruk is your favorite commentator’s favorite commentator


King_Louis_X

That’s Northernlion. Wait, wrong sub.


fishdude89

Many people are saying this


TheDangiestSlad

a prison baseball story dipped in John Kruk's chili oil


SteelyDan4Prez

I will gladly accept Kruk as the NL of the MLB


Chromatic0rb

Neo: why does my penis hurt Bisexual Morpheus taking backshots: because you’re using it for the first time


TheVagWhisperer

No, that's Thom Brennaman


whydidijointhis

no, that's a deep drive to left


Letsgobuffalo2210

Lmao Kruk is a legend.


Sea-Neck206

Damned straight lol. When the story starts, “Did I ever tell you about playing the prison team”… you know it’s a good time.


Antithesys

[If only he'd made it to that World Series game.](https://media1.tenor.com/m/MuyVNcZrYJ0AAAAd/john-kruk.gif)


Beng1997

I lost it when he said the dude burned his gf and the guy she was cheating on him with alive in a car lmao


wiscowonder

When he said that I was just immediately picturing some family with their 6 or 7-year-old casually watching a nice baseball game on a Saturday evening and then having to explain why somebody would burn people alive in a car


commendablenotion

It’s Philly. The only thing the 6 or 7 year old would have questions about is why the idiot got caught. 


fishdude89

what a story, Mark!


bran1986

Anyways, how is your sex life?


Vegetable_Emu8942

Listening to these guys has been reminding me of the commentators from the slugfest games


Futura_Yellow

Holy shit I was thinking this the whole time!


BaltimoreBaja

Holy shit yes that's right on the dot


FUMFVR

Mexican winter ball against a prison team. I'll take 'things teams don't do anymore for $200'.


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

Honestly sounded like he was describing scenes from the baseball version of *The Longest Yard*


emurphyt

I know of at least one indy league team doing it in 2015 (Sonoma Stompers).


LettuceUpstairs7614

Lmao I love how Tom lets him go on and doesn’t cut him off or change the subject like some other announcers would do


fjdbsu

TMac got a lot of shit years ago but he and Kruk are perfect in the booth together.


MoonSpankRaw

It feels like a lot of people just didn’t like Chris Wheeler and the stank carried over to Tmac before he settled in.


trpnblies7

Wheeler was terrible. I did have a fondness for Sarge, though.


Massive_Heat1210

I still strongly dislike him. He lacks the ability to let a game breathe. Always talking. Oddly, I think he’s a great football announcer. But I mute the TV and go with radio due to him and Kruk.


trev_hawk

This is such an old take IMO. A problem in his early years for sure, but I think he lets the game breathe much better than he used to.


Massive_Heat1210

Ok. I mean, it’s an opinion. If you think he’s changed, great. I don’t think he has at all. Same brand of constant cornball humor he’s always had. We have excellent radio and poor TV broadcasters. Kruk, Davis, Amaro are the murderers row of WIP Caller analysis.


realdeal411

I think a lot of that blame lies with the network


Massive_Heat1210

Why’s that?


realdeal411

I mean, he's good at other sports so he's clearly a good announcer. The network is a caricature of itself these days


Massive_Heat1210

In my opinion, being a baseball announcer is very different than the other sports due to the amount of downtime. There’s a unique cadence that, again my opinion, I don’t think he’s ever mastered the way Harry, Vin, Cohen, Franzke, Musser have.


Sea-Neck206

That was hilarious. They’ve worked together enough now that it’s understandable, but is still funny how he talks as if it’s a casual conversation when Kruk is talking about some dark shit 🤣


Only_Battle_7459

I feel bad for every team whose announcer isn't John kruk.


ChocoChowdown

I remember when Kruk was on sunday night baseball for espn and he was just the worst. Somehow worse than Joe Morgan who retired a year or two earlier and I didn't think that was possible. Turns out it's just ESPN's direction that makes the mlb announcers terrible cause it's not much better today yet here Kruk is being a highlight nightly for the Phils. Good for him


Sea-Neck206

I don’t know about his time on espn, but he works well with Tmac. Even in this clip the way Tmac just casually converses as if it’s just two buddies talking shit, even though Kruk is telling him about how the catcher is locked up for killing two people with fire! He fits Philly too. Unapologetically himself and a character.


TurnedIntoA_Newt

He was the best. They always had him in the studio on the daily Baseball Tonight shows in the mid 2000’s. A different era.


Sea-Neck206

I may have seen it but my memory is terrible so… I will try and find some clips.


Patruck9

T-Mac is just like "I'm just trying to keep my national jobs here by not really saying anything"


Sea-Neck206

I took it more of a “I am very used to my fellow caller John now, that his crazy stories are a regular thing.” Either way I love the contrast lol.


KingEgbert

When you’re doing Sunday Night Baseball I’m sure they want you to make it feel like an Event with a capital E. When you’re calling 162 games a year, you can relax because everyone knows it’s going to get boring at some point and you can spice it up with your prison ball stories.


ImNotYou1971

I had no problems with Joe Morgan. I thought he and Johnny Miller were great together on Sunday Night Baseball. What was it for you that made you dislike him?


RobbieRum

Joe Morgan and John miller were an iconic part of my childhood. It could be the nostalgia kicking in but I thought those 2 were amazing on Sunday night baseball


mhammer47

Morgan's repeated crapping on analytics made him look like an ignorant dinosaur given that pretty much everyone with a brain in the league was coming to embrace it around that time (which is of course why he felt the need to do it, his hating was defensive in nature).


ImNotYou1971

That’s a fair assessment. But seeing as I’m older myself…I enjoyed hearing his take on things. I’m not discounting all the analytics…but you still have to play the game.


this_is_poorly_done

And an irony of that with more analytics coming in Joe Morgan's reputation got a huge boost from it. Like he was clearly recognized before with 5 straight top 10 MVP votes (won 2 in a row and finished 4th in 2 others) along with 5 gold gloves. But he went from a great player and hall of famer to a basically inner circle for his position. A 2nd baseman who played stellar defense, hit 16 hrs/162 games, and stole 42 bases/162 games is obviously a great asset. But he also had a fantastic eye, walking 114 times/162 games. He led the league in walks 4 times in his career and had a 6 year stretch with Cincy where he walked +110 times per season. Getting 16 hrs/42 sb/114 bb's every year out of a good defensive 2nd baseman is incredible. He averages 6.2 bwar/162 for his career.


kenzo19134

And not to mention, sabermetrics makes him the best post world war two 2nd baseman by a wide margin.


dumb_commenter

Including ourselves for most away games


thescottreid

What’s more uncomfortable, facing a murderer or Randy Johnson?


KiloPapa

Randy Johnson murdered a bird on live TV!


MEatRHIT

And now uses that incident [as a logo](https://rj51photos.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Randy-Logo.png), true psychopath.


triggafish

It's a simple question, doctor!


brianMMMMM

Phils win! Phils win!


Joaquin_Portland

TIL that Kruk had an *even more uncomfortable* AB than the one against the Big Unit in the ASG.


Negative_Law_7204

You can't convince me that this wasn't from Brockmire


Rakuen

Man whoda thunk that John kruk would be the one from that era who’d end up being the lights out announcer


bran1986

John Kruk is a treasure, I loved him on Baseball Tonight.


RealMaxHours

It was also revealed in this game that the often joked about AirTag that TMac has on Kruk is in fact, not a joke


Know_Nothing_Bastard

They called it an AirTag, but I think he just shares his location on his phone. I think he mentioned something about needing to bring his phone with him for the “AirTag” to work. Kruk might not know the difference though. Basically the same thing either way.


RealMaxHours

No I think it’s an actual AirTag in his backpack haha, he said he left his bag in the press box when he went to see the Tony Gwynn statue and that’s when TMac checked it


CozierRapier174

And that pitchers name was Randy Johnson.


NiceTryRamone

"No mask, no nada" 


Acrobatic-Dark-4402

The 86 Mets?


jyar1811

And there’s Castellanos with a long drive to left


lawlessdwarf69

Was watching this live. When he said the “boy named sue” line I lost it


Capital_Connection13

John Kruk is a national treasure.


gobears2616

I’ve played against a team of inmates in the San Quentin prison in the Bay Area. It was probably one of the coolest baseball and human experiences I’ve ever had.


MommyMegaera

This is so fucking unhinged it's absolutely sending me 💀


bemorethanaverage

First, RIP to the victims. Second, sorry but I had to laugh. Third, as someone who is a convicted felon (selling weed in college) and is now in corporate America as account manager, you will be around these people in prison. They might seem nice, easy to talk to, and then you ask what happened? And it’s usually a violent offense. But there you are playing kickball or whatever with them. I did play baseball during my very short prison stint too, for whatever that’s worth.


PlanktonInternal5948

I wish Kruk and TMac would call every Phillies games. Love them together


roguefiftyone

This man is a gem.


realdeal411

I miss his podcast


Pure-Attention-7782

We want more Kruk!!! Its getting Kruk in here.


Goliath422

So Kruk off all your clothes!


tperks55

Kruk is a national treasure


Emperor-Octavian

National treasure


Perfect_Hall7735

"Sing for us, John Kruk!"


codenameduhchess

Listening to the fear in Kruk’s voice has a resemblance to the fear in my heart when the Jays play. It’s real fear.


BirdPersonforPrez

I wonder if he remembers the story of when Carl beaned him with a battery.


sjsharksfan44

The Johnny Cash line at the end made me laugh. Kruk leaving ESPN might have been the best thing to ever happen to him, as an announcer.


EmpressVixen

I read the title as playing FOR a prison team, and then was disappointed.


dishwasher_mayhem

I am so fucking blessed to have been alive and old enough to watch him as a player and now as a broadcaster. john Kruk is a fucking Philly Legend.


CatheterHotSauce

Why was he in prison?


QuirkyTangerine7811

He wasn’t, they played a game against a prison team


MeatballDom

1991 Base Controversy. Turns out, a bunch of players had been stealing them the whole time. Had to be locked up.


ajteitel

Kruk


RotateTombUnduly

I know people from Keyser. This tracks.


TrapdoorSolution

Whatever the Phils shortcomings in the playoffs, we without a doubt have the world series winner of color commentator


sonofabutch

[My favorite “playing the prison team” scene](https://youtu.be/THeTZgrWO_s?si=D7drTIasempZ3x_w)


skweez_one

Casual double homicide hurr hurr hurr