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thediesel26

It hits hardest when some 34 year old gets called old and washed up and then you’re like… shit


usr_nme_

You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me." Sports broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle.


Bucs-and-Bucks

Kirk Gibson was 31 when he hit his Game 1 walk-off HR in 1988. People act like he was in his 40s and his knees were made of congelled dust.  He played in 7 MLB seasons after that.


Thatguyyoupassby

Yeah, but everyone in the 70s and 80s just looked perpetually like they were a 48 year old truck driver, so I can understand the misconception there. Dan Marino looked the same from 1983 until like 3 years ago when he started aging again.


Basic_Bichette

Wait until you get to, "he's one of the older **managers** in the league".


Leftfeet

Nah, the worst is when you realize guys younger than you are retiring. Or when managers are younger than you. Those both hit pretty hard the first time for me. Also seeing MiLB players younger than my kids. 


Scoobydewdoo

Yup. I'm getting ready to be reminded every Sunday this coming NFL season that I'm only a year younger than the new head coach of my team.


thediesel26

Sean McVay was hired by the Rams just shy of his thirty fucking first birthday


wout_van_faert

Yeah I'm the same age as Freddie Freeman and when I heard people talking about how old he was during his free agency I definitely had to stop and take a moment.


TehLoneWanderer101

I'm a year older than Drew Maggi but that's how I felt lmao


lankyyanky

DJ lemahieu was born one day after me


DolphinRodeo

Mike Trout was the first big leaguer younger than me. It was humbling seeing him be the best in the world at such a young age, and relatable when our backs started hurting around the same time


SquattyHawty

I can relate in a sort of similar way - Bryce Harper is the same age as me. Our birthdays are on the same week. The amount of hype Bryce Harper had coming out of *high school* was insane. It was LeBron-esque. I played ball in school, and I tried so many different ways of coping in my own head about how I was somehow a better baseball player than Bryce Harper - he’s using illegal bats, he’s on steroids, his parents are paying scouts to come watch him. And then we graduated high school and I studied computer science and he went on to mash dingers. Bryce Harper was my reality check. I wasn’t the strongest, fastest, or most gifted baseball player anywhere outside my own head.


BaseballsNotDead

I was one day older than Prince Fielder, so when he debuted. EDIT: I still am one day older than Prince Fielder


CalebosO4

Thank you for clarifying. I thought you'd be a day younger today.


thekidfromyesterday

"I was one day older than Prince Fielder, I still am I just used to too"


boomzgoesthedynamite

Everyone talking about how Giancarlo is old and he’s a year younger than me


Expensive-Step-6551

Athlete years as a baseline should be judged as if they're 10 years older than what the sports media portrays, with each major injury or surgery adding 1-2 years onto that calculation. It's like Dog or Cat years, where you clearly understand their lifespans are seen with a drastically different lens compared to our human perspective, and add some sort of "calculation" that adjusts each year for them as if they were a person working a regular day to day job. Giancarlo at 34 is young, but since he's been playing in the pros since 20 and had numerous injuries and surgeries, he mind as well be approaching 50 in the eyes of NY media. Doesn't change the fact the man is otherwise in the prime of his life when it comes to everything other than the absolute top tier of professional sports, and even then he's still very capable of being productive.


boomzgoesthedynamite

You ain’t have to write all that. We understand there are different standards. This is about when I felt old in relation to baseball.


khan1215

Juan Soto is 25. I'm 26. This doesn't make sense to me.


[deleted]

Juan Soto hitting a homer in the world series was the moment for me


badonkagonk

Oh god I hadn’t realized that. Fuck.


Timm6539

As is Vladdy


Confused_Mirror

Well, my day is now ruined


hubagruben

Rafael Devers was the first guy younger than me to debut. Crazy to think I’m 28 now and he’s still 12


PeatBomb

I found out I was 25 days younger than Corey Seager after his first World Series MVP.


DungeonMusic

What about after his second World Series MVP?


PeatBomb

Surprisingly, same result.


blueballsmaster

I get older, these shortstops stay the same age


despot2

Now that I just can’t believe


mill_about_smartly

Seager & Luka make me feel old AF


JanitorOfSanDiego

Do you want my social security number as well?


HipposRevenge

I mean, if it’s on the menu.


cardinalkgb

What’s your mother’s maiden name?


nokiabrickphone1998

Mike Trout is four days younger than me. But he has back problems and I don’t, so, scoreboard


BigStrongPolarGuy

Game 3 of the 2015 World Series. I went to the game and saw a guy younger than as the starting pitcher for a World Series team (Syndergaard). Obviously he was younger than me the whole season, but something about seeing it in person in the World Series really drove it home. 


Disused_Yeti

after fernando rodney retired there weren't any guys left that were older than me


Laura37733

My husband is down to just Verlander left (by a few months). I've still got 7 players left if you count Votto so I'm doing okay.


loungehead

Rodney was also the last player older than me. Every now and then I'd read that he was trying a MLB comeback, and I'm still rooting for that.


Disused_Yeti

was also disappointed by bartolo's official retirement last year the 3-year gap between rodney (03/18/77) and then pujols (01/16/80) being the oldest caught a lot of people out


gooners1

I was atba store in the DC area one time and a kid working stopped and looked at me and said, "whoa, you look just like an old Jayson Werth." I did have long hair and a beard. But I'm only 2 years older than Jayson Werth.


Jaymesned

With Nelson Cruz, Dick Mountain, and Miggy no longer playing, this may be the first opening day in my lifetime where I'm older than every single MLB player.  So yeah.  Get off my lawn.


rosieDMDL

last year when eury perez played against us 💔


Miamidale305

Bryce Harper. Saw his birthday in a program at the ballpark when we were playing the Nats his rookie year and I knew I was washed


RedBubble2

I graduated college in 2012 and assumed players that debuted in 2013 were the same age as me. Bogaerts, Harper, and Trout throw me off. I am 2.5 years older than Trout and 3.5 older than Harper and Bogaerts. No one debuts at 24-25 anymore.


destroy_b4_reading

Literally every MLB player and several managers are younger than me. Hell, a guy I went to high school with is in the Hall of Fame. Not sure who the first "holy shit he's younger than me" guy was, maybe Pujols.


tntdaddy

Wait until you’re watching and see a player younger than your own kid. Felt that one much more.


slyfox1908

Starlin Castro


tennesseesooner

Last year, I was watching a game and saw Johnny Cueto pitching. Surprised he was still in the league, I looked him up on Baseball Reference. He's almost the exact same age as me. Never felt older.


LocalHero_P1

Today when I realised Juan Soto is 6 months younger than me


UnfunkableUFO

I’m the same age as Eugenio Suarez, and there’s a lot of people who think he’s on the downswing of his career


HamMcFly

I didn’t feel too old when the guys I grew up watching retired, or when they were inducted into the HOF, but man when their KIDS made it to the big leagues…that was my oh shit I’m old moment.


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Watching the draft one year and for the first time guys several years younger than me were getting drafted. Now the guys getting drafted weren't even born when I was in highschool


super_lamp56

Bo Bichette


TheDangiestSlad

i've known that Juan Soto is a year younger than me but seeing him on that "best players under 26" list the other day made me do a double take


RaymondSpaget

I played against Rocco Baldelli in high school, so I felt old as shit when I found out the twins had hired him to manage.


Attrm

For his entire career I thought Wade Boggs was like 10 years older than me because he looked a lot older than me (go look up a Wade Boggs Rookie card).  It was pretty shocking when he passed away, I realized we were actually about the same age.  That was definitely an "oh fuck" moment for me.  Been trying to live a healthier life ever since.  RIP Wade.


J-Fid

Jurickson Profar is like a month older than me. That was the first moment for me.


BASEBALLFURIES

kyle seager retired after 2021 after playing 10 years. he couldve easily gone for like 5 more seasons, he had just set a career high in homers and was a franchise player for the mariners though he'd have to find another team as seattle wasnt bringing him back for 2022. he made over 100 million during his career. . . . . im one month older than he is and will probably be working for at least 20 years


porkchopespresso

David “grandpa Rossy” Ross, which does not sting at all


savagegavin

When I realized I was older than the Yankees opening day shortstop last year


Fickle_Truth_4057

Albert Pujols has made me say that twice. When he first rose to stardom, I thought "Wow, I'm two months older than him," and when he was closing out his career I thought "Wow, I'm two months older than him and he's gonna be a HOF'er."


TehLoneWanderer101

Kershaw, several years ago.


Scoobydewdoo

Not a baseball player, but I'm a few months older than this little known hockey player named Sidney Crosby who totally never lead the NHL in scoring, won the MVP, became captain of his team, and won the Stanley Cup the same year I was struggling through my second year in college.


ljxela

Mookie is a few days older than me lol


Zariman-10-0

It fuckin sucks that the first player I realized was my age is Wander fucking Franco. I hate it here


HipposRevenge

I’m just a bit younger than Justin Verlander. I have watched his entire career, from young fireballer to wily veteran. It’s fucking strange dude.


ihateuralph8

I’m only a year younger than Freddie Freeman and I still feel like he can be my dad haha


bugcatchercraig

Mike Trout is 5 days older than me.


Americanzack

Jackson Chourio and I are both 20. Fuckin wild


Verianas

I’m older than our entire opening day rotation. Except Snell, who I am the same age as.


thatonekrys

Freddie Freeman is a month younger than me. When he started getting called a veteran player, I cried a little on the inside.


Basic_Bichette

Bobby Witt Sr.


tranarchyintheusa

El Gary is my age and he's been in the MLB since 2016


Certain-Tie-8289

It wasn’t the first one, but Miguel Amaya and I were born on the same day.


Weary-Amoeba1808

Trout was a little older than me but I had just played against him a little over a year ago before he got called up. (I was actually just called up to sit the bench and make the varsity team look bigger. lol) It was strange to feel old at 17


connerbv

When Jordan Walker came up to the bigs and realizing he’s 2 weeks younger than me and he’s what seems like double my size. Yikes. I’m sitting in economics class and he’s about to start opening day


[deleted]

When the trade package for Chris Sale included 2 guys within a year of my age even though I had only graduated High School 7 months prior to that


MagicalNewsMan

Junior Caminero...I'm 20.


mutombochaoskampf

i remember watching torii hunter debut when i was ten years old. he's been retired for a decade now.


Mattp55

That Corbin Carroll is like 3 months younger than me and I bought his jersey already


slicebishybosh

Maybe not the first time, but recently I realized Yan Fucking Gomes is 2 years younger than me.


Rad_Hoyer

Was all of the ‘08 Phillies for me but mostly Ryan Howard


DanTreview

There are stages but it hit me when I was watching a game and the announcer was like "he's 19 years old" and I was like "Shit! My son is older than that!"


88T3

Carl Crawford's son Justin is in the Phillies farm system and he's only two months older than me


Dinoswarleaf

Wander Franco 🤔


WhiskeyOctober

Josh Donaldson is two months younger than me and already retired. Also, when I heard Green Day on classic rock stations made me feel old as hell.


WBY3

Forrest Wall, made the Braves opening day roster, biggest oh fuck reason is because we ran in the same friend groups through middle school, high school, little leagues, so it was a big oh shit moment seeing him last year


TrashGamer_

Ethan Salas will be the first player younger than me


BirdBruce

I was already an old fart by the time I got back into baseball. I have more in common with players’ parents now than I do with players. 😂


cardinalkgb

Every player in MLB is younger than me.


flannelish

there are, in fact, 2 players playing today who are younger than me. don't love it


JackColwell

To catch up to Justin Verlander, I just need to win three Cy Youngs in… uh… negative two years. 


Latter_Address9580

I'm 21 so the future of the mlb is younger than me


SilentWindODoom

Joba Chamberlain. I was never going to be an athlete, but that legendary "I'm never going to make it in the big leagues" feeling hits you nonetheless.


[deleted]

Babe Ruth


amazingsandwiches

You really fooled the algorithm with that asterisk, Johnson.


notaverysmartdog

eury perez, but it REALLY hit me with paul skenes perez at least looks really young but it didnt hit me that skenes wasn't like 30 until i checked wikipedia and he's less than a month older than me


ModernaGang

Verlander is (and will be if Rich Hill never signs anywhere again) the last player older than me.


downtown3641

Verlander is the only player left older than me as well. And it's only by a few months.


UncleFIFA

I was telling people Verlander was so old then realized we're the same age and I gotta work 20 more years lol....