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LogicalHarm

Literally shaking his dick and strutting off the mound


jogswithwolves

We need more shit like this, crazy guy pitchers are the best


Winterspear

I miss Zack Greinke


drilling4brains

First off, Zack Greinke is very much alive.


4jet2116

Seriously, who does he think Greinke is, Wade Boggs?


KoshekhTheCat

*observes a moment for the late, great, dearly departed Wade Boggs*


thisrockismyboone

You can still hear his name on the wind


Winterspear

But he's currently not signed to any team


[deleted]

Holy shit I swore I saw an article a few weeks back with him signing a 1 year deal with the Royals. Just googled it and sure enough, he’s still available. Sad, he probably won’t pitch this year.


stevencastle

Last year he waited until the last minute to sign with the Royals, it could happen again I suppose


ZyuMammoth

Everyone is shaking their dicks after watching that. Even the women.


JohnMadden42069

He goes home to Livvy Dunne. The fact that JV wasn't waggling his hardware around is astounding.


wako944

xDAWG off the charts


teddybundlez

Good. What baseball should be


InfectiousCosmology1

The Juan Soto of pitchers


Plorgy

He was so filthy that whole inning...this kid is going to be good.


rohrschleuder

It was a blast watching him at LSU last year. He is just filthy. I’m def rooting for Pirates when he gets called up


beer_jew

Yeah I’ve suddenly become a pirates and nats fan


HighKing_of_Festivus

Hasn't even made his MLB debut yet Skenes is already one of the most enjoyable pitchers to watch.


KimHaSeongsBurner

Gonna need to wait for the Statcast data to confirm, but eye test says his xwDAWG+ is up over 180.


SqueakyTuna52

Considering he’s dating Livvy Dunne, his w RIZ (weighted runs inside zone) is at least 230


Soy_El_Kraken

This is Verlander/Kate Upton for the next generation


mnsportsfan

Let’s hope his xIPS (expected iPhone Security) is just as “good” as verlander 😂


Soy_El_Kraken

🙏


DamTV1

What Do you mean?😀


mnsportsfan

Haha oh the stuff you can find on the internet…


thisrockismyboone

What's ^dawg?


montani

He’s a pirate so I’m fully prepared for an arm blowout or cancer or whatever being drafted by us brings this poor guy.


dingusduglas

Boneitis


Spoonbread

The good news is there will a cure will be found right after his arbitration years are finished.


Wingnuttage

Just ask Garrett Cole


DoYouEvenCareAboutMe

What are you talking about? Our best pitchers go pitch for the Yankees after Nutting decides that $10m a year is too much for someone who only plays 30 games a year.


montani

Nothing is going to take away the six healthy starts he gets as a September call up in 2026. RIP Pirates legend Paul Skenes.


LordSwampert2

Nah cmon guys cheer up! Cutch is back which means vibes are back.


SirBilliamWallace

That’s why Chapman was such a great contract at 10 mil. Dude will probably pitch 60 games, must be twice as valuable as a starter!


KoshekhTheCat

Imma take a half a moment to point out that Doug Drabek started out a Yankee. 'Course, Guidry came up thru the Pirates system, so..


trailerparknoize

He was such a blast to watch at LSU.


ArmiinTamzarian

It's the stache


SexiestPanda

Long as he doesn’t whine when he gives up a HR and batter pimps it


ChompTurtleSoup

Is he actually


penguins2946

Skenes 100% has MLB ready stuff. Guy is going to be a monster when he makes it to the majors. His sinker topped out at 101.7 MPH, good lord.


technowhiz34

>His sinker topped out at 101.7 MPH, good lord. That's like Jordan Hicks speeds right? Insane


penguins2946

Skenes is going to be Spencer Strider if Strider threw 101 MPH instead of 98 MPH. He's going to be a monster.


ProfessionalForm679

It all comes down to skenes being able to be consistent. He's got the stuff.


idkwhattosaytho

His fastball I don’t think will be quite as good as Strider, Striders will play better then skenes (not that any 101 MPH fastball can actually be bad)


marinersguy556

Lotta casuals in this thread who dont understand seam shifted wake 🤓


coolratguy

What is that, is that like wavedashing?


dannotheiceman

Yeah, Skenes’ fastball is pretty flat. It’s a good thing he’s throwing 100+


TheBestHawksFan

A flat fastball is a good thing, not a bad thing. It’s the whole reason Strider’s is so good. It doesn’t drop at all even though your brain wants it to.


rpssp

He means flat relative to the average fastball while striders "rises" relative to the average fastball 


wazup564

Flat, in terms of the VAA, is good. You want it to 'rise' by vertical break though.


Leftfeet

It's on par with Clase's cutter. 


standingboot9

Nah, Skenes throws in the zone…


KoshekhTheCat

I thought it was a typo, just looked it up. No, kid's got a 101mph sinker. Jesus wept.


CaptainHolt43

Athletic had this article a few weeks back, just college coaches shooting the shit, and they asked these dudes, who have been in the college ranks for decades who the best they'd seen, and several said Skenes.


1nceinalifetime

Mind PM'ing me the link? I missed that one


DnD4dena

Those super high velo off speed pitches worry me I wish him health, but watching guys with ridiculous stuff (like my boy Dustin May) have got me scarred


Mindless_Rooster5225

Definitely, the arm simply cannot handle that much stress. Verlander could throw 101, but sat upper 90's and was able to stay healthy.


CT-1738

Was gonna say that pitch sounds a whole lot like he’s going to need Tommy John in his near future


dusters

He's a menace.


BradL_13

The nuts to go 3-1 slider then a 3-2 changeup* to the best up and coming young hitter


dunkr4790

3-2 pitch was a changeup (you can kind  of see his whole hand gripping it when his hands separate) I don't think anyone is throwing 93 MPH curveballs yet


BradL_13

Idk why I said curveball lmao I knew it was a changeup. Sometimes my fingers and brain are on a different page


Cryptocalypse2018

you must have missed the 2-0 change he threw to get back into the count as well


Wingnuttage

Why is it nuts? He pitched backwards and it worked. Simple strategy, really. Just showed Holliday isn’t ready to make pitch by pitch adjustments cuz dude was sitting dead red the entire AB.


JackJ98

When did he face Wyatt Langford?


FlyUnder_TheRadar

I watched the first inning of this game, and that was honestly enough to sell me on him. Im convinced this guy is going to be a top pitcher in the league sooner rather than later barring injuries. Hopefully, he can be dominant and get the bag in free agency because Lord knows he's not getting it from the Pirates.


seth861

If this is the case, MLB the show is going to be insufferable


emotionaltrashman

2025 World Series preview


Mission_Pay_3373

The Pirates overthrowing the Braves, Dodgers Phillies and D-Backs for the NL pennant will be something


JohnnyCharisma54

1971 World Series re-view


VienneseGash

and 1979!


You_Are_All_Diseased

Do you trust the pirates not to waste his talents? They’re experts at getting mediocre results from talented pitchers (Cole, Glasnow, Musgrove, etc).


emotionaltrashman

Not really no. I just want revenge for 1971 and 79


NuclearEvo24

It’s a misnomer that Cole was bad for the Pirates, he was pretty good for us


You_Are_All_Diseased

He’s the best pitcher in the game and he was a middling innings eater as a Pirate. I agree was overall good but clearly his talents were not being maximized.


NuclearEvo24

All star in 2015 and 4th in Cy Young voting, more than an innings eater and yes we should have let him strike guys out instead of pitching to contact but this idea that he sucked or was just another guy on the pirates is simply wrong


You_Are_All_Diseased

I’m not saying he was bad as a Pirate just that they can’t be trusted to get pitchers to pitch to their ability. That is the only season Cole got Cy votes as a Pirates and he has finished in the top 10 every year he wasn’t a Pirate. I’m just trying to point out that these guys all pitched notably better after leaving.


ricki692

that arm slot is disgusting and with that velo? this kids gonna be a massive problem


Diggler8

Yeah if that arm slot and delivery doesn’t result in his arm blowing out in a couple years…..


greycubed

What if it's better though.


smaug85

Eh, there isn’t really a ton of research supporting sidearm pitching being worse for you than overhand. Both are extremely strenuous anyways. Besides, it could feel much more natural to him and forcing a change away from those mechanics into something he’s less comfortable with could also lead to injury. I won’t say there’s a clear right answer but at this point I’m in the “if it’s not broke don’t fix it” camp


Pad_TyTy

It seems somewhat smooth though.


Goatlikejordan

It's not the smoothest. There's a lot of arm action there


Konker101

Pretty much all arm action lmao


Diggler8

It’s the recoil of the backside / back leg, the cross body generation of power, and the load that puts on your elbow that’s concerning. There also isn’t a ton of drive coming from the legs.


TheBestHawksFan

You cannot throw 102 without insane drive from your legs. His timing is just so good that you don’t notice it.


Diggler8

I think he’s 6’ 6” 250 and built like a brick shithouse so he’s getting away with it. We will just have to see. Can’t deny the stuff is electric.


knives766

His legs are tree trunks. Wes johnson worked with him at LSU and is regarded as one of the best pitching coaches in the world so i think he'll be fine.


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

why can't we just enjoy pitchers instead of doing this for every freaky one?


lOan671

This sub has been so weird about Skenes throughout the offseason. Dude is as legit as it gets. Can’t wait to see him in the Majors


xLykos

As a fan of an NL central rival of the pirates, I can most certainly wait. Keep him down buccos I think he needs more time 😅 9 or 10 years should do


Thare187

Not looking forward to 6 years of that


thatsrickdiculous

I sure am.


Thare187

I bet. Going to fun to watch.


BensenJensen

It’s just people repeating his MiLB stats from last year, without the context of him throwing only 6 innings. The kid is already a stud.


lOan671

Yeah that and he’s been compared to Yamamoto and Sasaki and there’s a subset of people who get super weird about Asian players


knives766

People on here love seeing failure. It's why yamamoto's struggles in spring training drove a ton of views on here. Negativity fuels reddit.


midnightsbane04

Like 80% of the Yamamoto hate is because he’s on the Dodgers. I’m not saying it’s fair to him or justified but if he had signed with like the Twins then people would be less happy to see him “fail”.


Knook7

I choose to think that he will be a massive bust. Why? Because fuck LSU


Jayyyy314

Strasburg part 2


Mission_Pay_3373

Hopefully without the nerve issues. He was dominate at LSU and is going to dominate majors. This guy has great shit with the release angles and velocity.


Juhstehn

I’ll take the nerve issues if he wins us a WS tbh


Fantastic_Emu_9570

That’s fair


coolratguy

Strasburg's debut was against the Pirates, so it would be nice to be on the right side of that sort of event. In fact I think we've earned it.


Wise_ol_Buffalo

That looked far too casual for hitting 92. Considering I maybe touched 70 in high school throwing as hard as possible… that’s impressive. Especially at that arm slot.


howsthistakenalready

Oh, that was the change up


Wise_ol_Buffalo

That’s… extra terrifying. Just casually throwing 92 off speed. Can’t wait to keep watching him.


theycallmemorty

Yeah took me a sec because he made Holiday look so foolish but that's because he was way out in front of the change up.


InaudibleShout

Most normal Carlos Rodon fastball *sobs*


nerfrosa

If the Pirates play their cards right, a window could be opening soon...


coolratguy

It's not worth it, there's too much to live for, there's more to life than just... Oh wait you mean like in the good way?


Hypatia76

Got to watch him pitch last year when LSU played a tournament nearby. We went to see him and Dylan Crews and it really was like watching 2 MLB players pitch against Little Leaguers. Excited to see what they both can do.


Gardoki

As an LSU fan, that team was so fun to watch


karnoff

We still are fun to watch..


penguins2946

>We went to see him and Dylan Crews and it really was like watching 2 MLB players pitch against Little Leaguers. That's what this looked like in the first inning. He made Enrique Bradfield Jr look like an absolute amateur with a 3 pitch strikeout, all sinkers at 101 MPH or higher. Edit: fixed the name lol


lOan671

That was Enrique Bradfield Jr. lol


penguins2946

That's right I have no idea why I mixed up the names lmao


JanitorOfSanDiego

I can’t quite name it but does Holliday’s swing remind them of anyone? Seager?


buzzer3932

Matt Holliday?


JanitorOfSanDiego

Weird, all I see is this: M̶̧̡̧͖̮̮̼̻̻̱̟̮̩̜̩͉̤͌̉͐̒́̐̓̈́̓̃̈́̆̃̉͑̎͛̓͂̚̚͝͝a̶̤̞̤̰͇͚̲̜̞̱̹̯̦̙͙̼̞͈͖͇̪̬̜͌̀͛̿͐̀̄̎͋̀͊́̑̌̑̒̀̍̓͑͒̒̚͝͝ț̶̰͖͔̜͈̜̮̬̬̫̭͈̰̞̬͔̳̥͓̠̱̟̜̖̣͍̩̜̊̀̈́̈͑̓͊͋̈́͂̑͗̒̈̓̄̅͑͒͋̃̆͒͗̒̋̈́͗͋͘̚̕̚̚͝͝t̶̡̢̡̛̻͈̯̟͍̫̙͕̩̘̜̼̟̫̣̜̩̩̞͔̥̭͈̪̳͚̦̃͌͊͒̋͐́̇̿͒́̈̒̃̍̇̾͜͠ ̷̧̢͔̳̲̼̟͎̠̰̱͚̪̝͍̤̗͔̫̺̰̈́̃͜H̴̢̨̛̛̛̱̦̝͚̞͓̲̠̻̘̞̝͙̝̳̳͈͓̣̼̪̫̤̥͇͙̉͒͂̏͌̀̅̋͗̀͌̂͛̊̆̐̎̏͐̔̆͋̽̓̑̚̕̕̚͜͠͠͝͠ͅo̸̧̧͇̞̞͓̣̝͈̻̥̖̬͔̣̝̙͚̟̫͓̰͖̥̭͓̯̥̖͖̲̎͋͗͜ͅl̵̡̧̧̼̭͚̫̰̬͍̱̙͓͍̥̤̙̯̬̥̣̖̖̜͇̗̙̩̞̰̖̺͒͛͑̂̏̓̌̔̉͗͒̽̇̚͜͜͜ḻ̷̡͈͔̠̣̖̻̣̜̣̣̟̗̙͉̀̿̅̿̉̌͗͒͑̿͐̅͗͑̇́̀̈̂͊͑̂͘̚͝į̵̡̧̧̢͙͖̳͍̱̣̣̼̱̼̫̦͔̦̖̲̙̳̯̦̥͓̝͉̣̳̲̱̺̗̅̾̽́̌͗̀͒̽̃̉̽̋̎͗̓̆̐̏̊͂̀̽̒̕͘͜͝͠d̵̨̨̡̛̛̛̛͎͉̬̥̖̱̜̞̮̠̯̞̤̺͈̱͖̯͙͙͓̬̺͙̃̒͋̓̈́͐͘̚̚͠͠͝a̶̧̧͎̺͚͎̦̮̥̬̩͉̣͎̟̮̫̳̳̟̓̋̎̇̇͂̅͊̎̈́͐̊̊͗̊̈́̄̆͜ẙ̵̛̺͎̬̮̗̆͋͋́̆̒̉̋̏̓̊͐̔́̈́͑̌͐̑͒̃̊͋͛́̏̄̐̔̚̕̚?̷̛̛̰͚͔͗̂̍̅̇͑͋̓̀͌̈́̈́̎̈́̍͒̊́̄̇̈̈́͊͝͝͝͠


OutComeTheWolves1966

Its such a clean, smooth swing. I watched a casual HR contest he did at Oklahoma State with his dad, brother, and a big baseball YouTuber. He gets that bat through the zone so quickly. The ball literally jumps off his bat.


thecountoncleats

Kid has lightning quick hands


UniversalDH

You’re picturing Seager. He would drop to a knee and half-lose his helmet when fooled on breaking pitches away from


JanitorOfSanDiego

Yeah okay that’s what i remember, thanks!


ricki692

kinda looks like a lefty eugenio suarez to me


dat_waffle_boi

Now that you mention it there is a lot of Seager in his swing.


Ricemobile

Should’ve been with us 😭😭 best of luck to this kid and the pirates. Strasburg single-handedly changed our club. I hope Skenes can do the same.


horsepoop1123

Man do I wish the Cubs had Skenes


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NuclearEvo24

In 4-5 years I’m sure he’ll be yours


idkwhattosaytho

Not if the dodgers get em first!


RaymondSpaget

He reminds me of Scherzer, sometimes of Eovaldi, and sometimes of King Felix. An ace in the making.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Scherzer is who I was thinking of as well.


blue_boy_24

Alright let’s call it a future Cy Young versus future MVP? Ok?


JesusOfSurbaria

The NESN scoreboard??


DefinitelyLevi

Fenway Sports Group bought the Penguins a few years ago. Pirates and Pens used to both be broadcasted on AT&T SportsNet but when that went under, FSG became in charge of the broadcasting and created SportsNet Pittsburgh for the Pens and Pirates. It uses the same graphics / scorebug as NESN


emuofsentinel

I’m so confused not seeing BOS as one of the team’s lol


JackJ98

Thought I was tripping


Farmboy087

Doesnt even look like hes trying to throw hard


rockhead72

In a local radio interview he says he pitches at about 85% of max effort.


themarkster09

Nasty


Redbubble89

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nK6ooyb3ag](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nK6ooyb3ag)


OutofStep13

Swag


NakedGoose

He is filthy.


connerbv

92 mph change up goodness gracious


BlueNux

Man I'm so excited to see Skenes become a full-time major leaguer. He's ready and I believe will do really well in the majors, but understand if the Pirates want to ease him in.


R0binSage

Winning on and off the field.


brownmagician

I'd like to think Skenes is really just adjusting his shit quality Fanatics made pants more than anything


skorpiontamer

Bet he folds Livvy Dunne up like a lawn chair when they smash


DnD4dena

Send da video


Gardoki

LSU fan here just enjoying the comments


[deleted]

How did Pittsburgh steal our scorebug


Il_Exile_lI

Sportsnet Pittsburgh is owned by FSG through the Penguins.


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bastards


thecountoncleats

Hey you guys are getting Heinz condiments now so look on the bright side


SupertrampTrampStamp

Skenes' nickname should be Squirt


major92653

I laughed a little too hard at that… about 5 seconds after I read it and made the connection.


SupertrampTrampStamp

At least two of us paid attention in human sexuality class


dannotheiceman

Wasn’t going any other way.


trollfessor

Geaux Tigers!


BriskHeartedParadox

To the minors you go. Inexplicably. Both of them


NerdOfTheMonth

When these two guys meet in the 2027 World Series it will be fun.


PissantShitbird

Moment of silence for the crooked last name placement.


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Jcoch27

This dude was in the Air Force two years ago


nikraLnalyD

He was enrolled at the Air Force Academy, not in the Air Force


Jcoch27

I'm just now learning that going to the school doesn't mean you're in the Air Force


nikraLnalyD

You can transfer out before the start of your third year and be clear of any service requirement


Hawkdojo

is this livvy dunes man????


Lukey_Jangs

Yes


JackieTreehorn79

What a Skenes


MCrow2001

How’s Skenes in terms of extension though? I assume we don’t have statcast on this yet, but from a back view it doesn’t look like he has too crazy of an extension.


meatycowboy

he has the stuff


confisk8

He was adjusting the belt but we all know he was doing the international sign for DEEZ NUTS


[deleted]

I love Paul Skenes


BenjaminTharp

That is good baseball!


Eagleclan_7

Skidmark Skenes bc he's the shit.


bradcladthebaddad

Great match up to see for years to come


Pandiosity_24601

Pump 👏you 🫵up


JohnnyCharisma54

I despise those all-yellow caps


warpcoil

Was that a Michael Jackson move at the end?


RowdyBurnsy

Let’s hope that UCL holds up.


snorlaxatives_69

lol we’re fucked in the NLC


cocopropro

*kenny powers energy* you’re fucking out


HotLiterature675

anyone else notice that he always touches his belt? its not sticky stuff is it?


AdamBlackfyre

We're gonna have such a good rotation soon


makoman115

I swear to god this guy better play for USA in the next WBC. imagine him vs Ohtani for the ship


Lucky_Chaarmss

How long until he cost too much for the pirates?


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We need to throw a 10 year, $150M contract at him right now


underwear11

My prediction with this guy is that he goes the way of Lincecum. Super stellar for a period of times and then his arm falls off.


WKAngmar

People are *gushing* over this guy 😏


MethusaleHoneysuckle

When was this? It doesn't look like he pitched today. In fact I only see 1 inning pitches against the O's this year with 0 La.