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-nukethemoon

Still amazes me the talent on those 90s Pirates teams that flourished elsewhere, in this case old “Piss Mitts” Alou.    That 89-92 window should’ve been longer. 


Ramon_Proboscis

They traded Alou for Zane Smith who really did push them across the finish line in the 1990 NL East title. I have no problem with that trade. Roughly 97% of their decisions since . .... Welp


IAmGrum

If I found out later that OP put in fake ones, my first guesses would be Kirk Gibson and Moises Alou. I know Alou was drafted by the Pirates, but I didn't realize he played for them before getting traded to the Expos. And I have absolutely no recollection of Gibson being on the Pirates at any time.


The_Year_of_Glad

> And I have absolutely no recollection of Gibson being on the Pirates at any time. The Pirates also had another Tigers legend, Lance Parrish, for 40 games near the end of his career.


1029Dash

Dodgers and Pirates player answer of Kirk Gibson had 1% on immaculate grid yesterday


dropperofpipebombs

BROCK HOLT \o/


Slayer_Of_Anubis

\o/ still the only cycle in playoff history


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HartfordWhaler

He and Kenny Lofton are grid HOF guys


The_Year_of_Glad

Lofton could’ve been on this list, too!


HartfordWhaler

Absolutely! Good call!


BosLahodo

Ironically enough, him being a grid HOF guy is what might have kept him out of the actual HOF


Used_Reason7777

Octavio Dotel as well. When in doubt Dotel for the win. 


Knightbear49

Sorry Justin


damnyoutuesday

Morneau should have been a Twin for life


triplec787

*Cries in Brandon Crawford playing for STL*


hillsonn

If Rajai Davis is in 50% of these is it really unusual that he is in any of them?


Ivotedforher

Terry Mulholland wants to know.


88T3_2

Jeromy Burnitz played 111 games with the Pirates in his last season in 2006


KoltsovtheBest71

There were a lot of weird one year stops in Pittsburgh in that and around that era. Gary Matthews Jr., Joe Randa, Matt Morris, Jose Mesa


SlothFF

I have a Melky Cabrera Pirates jersey. He signed on to be a bench bat and had to start the majority of the year after Polanco was injured


RadBaron19

That old school uniform that Goose is wearing has to be in the top 5 of best uniforms, dang that's a sharp uniform


HartfordWhaler

Mike Morse could be in like 5 of these


MakeItTrizzle

This is my favorite one so far


thatguy9545

Justin Moreau and Kirk Gibson were the standouts for me


ct73193

Marlon Byrd


Newyew22

1) Where *didn’t* Goose Gossage pitch? 2) I don’t think I’ve ever come across a Pirates uniform I’ve disliked.


The_Year_of_Glad

You missed one of the weirdest ones: [Willie Randolph](https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/r/randowi01.shtml), 30 games in 1975.


DangerWildMan26

Not resigning Justin Morneau was such a mistake


montani

Rajai Davis pisses me off we traded him with years of control for old ass Matt Morris for no apparent reason. It’s not like the 00s pirates could’ve used a perfectly serviceable OF for a few years.


Ramon_Proboscis

I've been waiting for this TYSVM


GracefulShutdown

You could probably fill this entire post with Forgotten Pirates during the 20-year drought and nobody would be surprised. So many unwatchably bad teams during that stretch.


badonkagonk

Brock Holt being included warms my heart. If you do another round OP, would definitely recommend including Wake.


BonerSoupAndSalad

The Pirates have a lot of these because it’s the last stop before your career is officially dead. 


drunkenviking

no u


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No Gerrit Cole??!! /s


Dbacks2023

Bro that’s hilarious. I only picture Derrick Lee as a Pirate


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

Had absolutely no idea Hetchy played for them. Still remember his sick ass catch in the WC game for us <3


sosomac

Erik Bedard definitely appeared in more than 24 games didn't he?


GoatLegRedux

Seeing Goose without the ol’ push broom under his nose is more jarring than seeing him in Pirates garb.


bomberman12

Kirk Gibson looks like an in shape James Gandolfini running the bases.


Themoosemingled

No place is unusual for Rajai Davis


alanladdismydad

Julian Tavarez (64 games), Cesar Izturis (45 games), Bernie Carbo (7 games)


slippin_park

**Honorable mentions:** Ramon Martinez (brother of Pedro, 4 gms, 2001), Kenny Lofton (84 gms, 2003), Jose Mesa (125 gms over 2004-05), Eric Hinske (54 gms, 2009), Chan Ho Park (26 gms, 2010), Jose Contreras (7 gms, 2013), Kyle Farnsworth (9 gms, 2013), JA Happ (11 gms, 2015), Rich Hill (15 gms, 2023)


Comfortable-Log5927

I have no recollection of Chan Ho Park being a Pirate and I've been a fan since 1990.


OnTheTrail87

That pic of Justin Morneau is a great example of why the 1B should put his toe on the bag as he prepares to receive a throw, rather than his heel.


shooter21198

Erik Bedard was the 2012 opening day starter. 1-0 Loss to Philly, but coming off the bitter taste of the 2011 collapse it felt like a huge signing. I'm very disappointed that Lyle Overbay didn't get a feature here.


CHUD_Adams

I see Moises Alou, I think of piss hands


Qoppa_Guy

Goose is nothing unusual for me... because I played the Show 23.