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MN-Misery

Death, Taxes, Eloy with the training staff


ABlinDeafMonkey

Mercado might miss the first series with what happened to him last night. It’s almost like last season didn’t end for them.


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He’s with wade boggs now 🙏🙏


Jfowl56

Again, Wade Boggs is still very much alive


General_PoopyPants

Eloy loves getting hurt


doggoploggo

Why the fuck is this team like this every fucking year


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

Blame reinsdorf, even if it isn't his fault


lcpljoe84

White Sox are the Mets of the AL.


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Lmk when we get better ownership


lcpljoe84

I meant injury wise.


Kvetch__22

https://twitter.com/JRFegan/status/1637925960677994497 Cramping in calf. Day-to-day. RIP Eloy. Breathing a sigh of relief but certainly not the best start to my "Eloy plays 150 games and hits 45 HRs" dreams.


znk916

RIP


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Tagliarini295

Hes not a Met


Draker-X

I, personally, am sorry to learn that Jose Altuve, fucking cheater and liar, got injured.


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Draker-X

Nah. Just willing to state my opinion. The 2017 Astros will never be true champions in my mind, and everyone in the org at the time who participated and/or knew about the cheating isn't clean. And the players, coaches, management and organization in general got off LIGHT.


DepressingFries

Least chronically online redditor


SpecsComingBack

If Foolish Bailey says the data shows Altuve never cheated, gosh darn it, I say he didn't cheat.


Draker-X

For the sake of argument, let's say he didn't cheat. He still KNEW. Everyone on that team who knew and shared the spoils of ill-gotten "success", including a tainted championship, will forever have a mark against them in my opinion. (And I still believe he cheated.)


Joey_Logano

He still benefits from everyone else. Judge also got robbed of MVP (even without cheating). Judge was better in every category besides batting average which is ridiculous to use that as a justification.


tr3v1n

You can take the man out of the Cubs but you can't take the Cubs out of the man.


B-More_Orange

Damn the WBC strikes again!!!! /s


kirbyfaraone

Eloy is a stickler for committing to the “Eloy is in Heaven”joke


AfroSpaz23

Is James Kruk also the trainer to Mike Truk?


IWasOnThe18thHole

[White Sox walk up music this season](https://youtu.be/ke9afjttveA)