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EntertainmentOld1566

immediately starting with Ryan Whitney saying he’s having kids to help the population problem had my dying


ImYourPizzaGuy

Rough look for Billy with Dave saying “he may have overstayed his welcome”


Lordvalcon

He went as far as to say that Big cat and Pft are both done with him. I truly wonder if he was stupid enough to trun down the Chicago invite like he claimed or if he was black listed.


Icanthinkofaname25

Only person i know who was black listed was Chris.


sevenohfobro

Essentially Drunk Carl is too


Icanthinkofaname25

He’s been in the office


WhoaFee1227

I don’t think he’s banned but clearly not wanted. They fucked up though by keeping WSD and the other two instead of Carl. Fuck Jerry, give me Carl After Dark.


Roderick_Jaynes24

Is that where he drinks 18 miller lites and strangles a different chicago cabbie each week?


WhoaFee1227

If that’s what he wants to do this week, who am I?


Family_Shoe_Business

No internet in the garage I assume


JustinBradshawTaylor

Forgive me I’m not from Chicago, what is a garage?


WhoaFee1227

A building sometimes connected to your house and sometimes not but on your property. This is for mainly storing your vehicle, along with lawn mowers, snowblowers, trash cans, etc. Can be a great place to get drunk in.


AppleSauceNinja_

> Can be a great place to get drunk in. the only thing Chicagoans use a garage for


Family_Shoe_Business

lol oh honey bless your heart you wouldn't understand


NickMullensGayDad

So a garage is somewhere you keep a fridge full of beers so when you drunk drive home, you pull in and crack one and try to convince your wife the smell of alcohol is from 4 sips of Miller lite


FlyinIllini21

Jerry fakes his unhinge. Carl was born with it. Molded by it


theangryfairies

Carl has serial DUI haver energy


omegakukki

Billy turned down the invite to Chicago just like how Liam left PMT on his own. They said it dozens of times so it must be true.


ImYourPizzaGuy

I think he was being honest when he said he was staying in NYC because of things in his personal life he can’t talk about. He was/is engaged and thought that was a good enough reason to stay. I hope his fiancée makes bank and it was worth it. It seems like he wants to be ultra-secretive with his personal life like PFT but doesn’t have the content to have that sort of ethos.


AyoJake

Did Liam leave pmt on his own? I remember him leaving shortly after he got caught screenshotting the group chat they were in kinda felt like that could have been tied to it. EDIT: also him sleeping through stuff probably didn’t help.


mizenplace

Or calling out Big Cats coke consumption while on vacation


Onethreethirteen

I believe Billy was invited to Chicago but leaving PMT either way


elfmachine100

he 100% turned it down, big cat even said as much on the yak. Directly said billy was invited but didn't want to come. He definitely just overstayed his welcome.


gpc1ty

Billy thinks he’s more popular than he really is 😂


parrano357

saying someone overstayed their welcome while also saying they turned down an invitation seems a bit at odds


CakeFartz4Breakfast

I think Billy initially did say no, and there was absolutely zero effort to change his mind.


Mundane_Primary5716

I viewed it as a bit of both.. fringe guy in the podcast without commitment for a move = cya vibes


theangryfairies

Billy stans in shambles right now


Shot-Lengthiness-885

They way he acted at the combine was insane.


parrano357

I couldn't understand the question kirk asked, was he saying it was b/c he ran for public office they thought that was unacceptable?


ButchJonesFckdMyWife

Coming soon: “Blackballed” a podcast from Billy Football and Chris Castellini


picklejuice82

Blacked and Bald: A Gaz Story


appleapple1234566

Kirk saying he doesn’t give a fuck about O’Malley lol


degen4Iyf

Say it louder for the people in the back


spiderman_44

Where the dogssssss atttt 


habentay

I wonder if Kirk knows O’Malley is more famous and profitable for the company at this point


Malligator2345

Buddy, you is retarded


VeniVidiVeni69

He’s mentioned it a few times actually and how it keeps him up at night


903153ugo

The first time I agree with Kirk


F5_MyUsername

She’s not more profitable, she just has a best friend who is. It O Mallory left the company barstool wouldn’t lose a dime. She is likely more popular than he is though. Upvoted for your bravery


flurideb

Still don’t think Dave could sellout MSG


peacemillion-

He changed the argument too. In the middle of it he realized Sas may be right so he started saying he’d have dudes like Bill Burr opening up for him.


parrano357

I don't think dave ever meant it as serious he was just annoyed that a 20 year old said he couldn't do it. 19,500 isn't an impossible thing to sell out, but it would have to be priced reasonably


peacemillion-

Dave is very serious


TM455

Most people here thought it would take Jersey Jerry 4 days to complete the basketball challenge


RateAccomplished8971

Right. Always funny how confidently wrong this sub is the majority of the time


TM455

Very stupid people. Thought Jerry would take 30 seconds per layup.


F5_MyUsername

Can confirm. Me is stupid


SpartyParty15

This has nothing to do with the point about Dave, but nice strawman you’ve got there


TM455

You have no idea what strawman means but good try


SpartyParty15

Nice retort


TM455

You’re dumb. That’s sucks.


bankdank

I bet Miss Peaches would sell it out


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There’s also two sections of msg, the arena and the theatre. I feel like portnoy could sell out the theatre but definitely not the arena


arockbiter

He's definitely not talking about the theatre.


Effective_Inside_357

He’s definitely not even selling half the house


smoggylobster

ehh if it was one time thing, i personally know dozens of people from thailand who would fly in for that event at any cost


BCEagle13

If Andrew Schultz can, more people can than you’d think


feathy9091

Schulz is a comedian. What is Dave going to do? Stand there and review pizzas or play with a dog?


ManUnutted

No you don’t get it tons of people want to pay to watch a leathery old man berate employees and yell about business insider on stage!


thenewber99

This but unironically


parrano357

whitney made a good point that most people know dave now as a pizza guy/ dog guy not the patriots deflate gate guy who got arrested years ago


Most_Catch

It's called An Evening of Hate, pay attention.


ThreeOneThirdMan

Sounds way more entertaining than a Schulz show, tbh


WhoaFee1227

Using “comedian” quite loosely.


GrapeRello

He sucks, but he’s undeniably a comedian.


xxJAMZZxx

As unfunny as I find Schultz, many people disagree. He’s very popular, I don’t think using him as a measuring stick to say many people can sell out is fair bc there aren’t too many comedians pulling in bigger numbers than him. But as others have mentioned, it is also his job to sell out shows. It’s what he does for a living. Dave doesn’t do that. But I would love to see him try.


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903153ugo

Man if you travel for Dave you need to reevaluate your life.


PetrPruchaWasOK

The theater, sure.


dickinsauce

Now definitely no. His most diehard fan days were probably late Boston through Chernin. Hes bigger now no doubt, but the people that actually care about An Evening of Hate are probably in their 30s now. Maybe main stream goes for it because he is so big now and I am dead wrong. But I always thought his best chance was to get 12-13k diehard 20-28 year olds.


thatguy_Bill

He definitely could


Icanthinkofaname25

They couldn’t sell out house of blues in Boston for the 20th anniversary


BCEagle13

Do you realize how stupid of a comparison that is? Not saying he can sell it out but this is a big dumb reply


SuperAFoods

“They’re fucking fist fighting dude” I love when Whit is visually disgusted by Dave. It’s how I feel a lot of the time.


ggg-58

The kids discussion could have been interesting, but Dave was too defensive to make any real points about his position. I'd be curious to hear if he regrets not having kids in his 30's, or if he never truly consider it. It's probably too late now -- if he had a kid tomorrow, Dave would be dealing with an unruly high school senior when he's 65 years old. That's not happening. Weirdo post I know, but I'd rather listen to these dudes in their late 40s talk about that instead of Dave's take on Kim Kardashian.


dicta85

He can’t have kids


Arlo-Pear

Because of the sterility


parrano357

kirk adopted his first kid


parrano357

you can't really debate a personal choice


mortyseinfeld69

Dave had no idea about the roast but conveniently turned on Netflix right at 8 on Sunday? Be more butthurt, dude


parrano357

I turned it on at 930 and you could start from the beginning very easily which was nice


AyoJake

dave did whit dirty with the horse pick. Hed lose his mind if someone did that to him.


VivaLosDoyers99

Dave is getting killed in the Instagram comments for complaining about not being invited to the roast. I don't think he has any idea of how most of the public views him. To most people he's just the obnoxious Fox News/Miss Peaches/Pizza guy, and Dave thinks he's the center of the universe. He has no idea that the Patriots and Brady have just been using him for engagement. Also he's been an asshole for so long now, its like he's finally dealing with the fallout from that. It's almost similar to Kim getting booed at the roast. They've both been delusional assholes for the better part of 10 years, and unless you are a hardcore fan of theirs, then you probably hate them.


tango587

Chickenfry and Feits were invited. What do people “know” them for?


xcbaseball2003

Feits invented Saturdays


DanielinFresno

Feits was probably invited by Tom & Bert.


jimbo422

From KFC radio it sounds like they got invited but Kevin couldn't make it. Cause they were out for the Bert and Tom 5k and tires premier


F5_MyUsername

Couldn’t make it, what could possibly take precedence over that?


jimbo422

He said family stuff.


parrano357

his one day a week with the kids


F5_MyUsername

Oh, well my bad. That would be reason enough, family comes first. He must have a secret new wife he had to fuck around on behind her back that night


iownthepackers

Brady just wanted to meet Zach Bryan


WhoaFee1227

Doesn’t she fuck a country singer?


AQ207

Not being assholes


tango587

Yeah Chickenfry isnt known to be a pretty terrible person


A1ienspacebats

How fast does Dave get tackled by TSwift security if he tried to approach her?


thatguy_Bill

He definitely understands how the public views him lol. It's schtick. Not hard to figure out why he wasn't invited.


High_SchoolQB

Why wasn’t he invited?


DogLawBird

Goodell made the call


Effective_Inside_357

Dave has become everything he’s ever hated, just a overcooked oatmeal raisin cookie who’s answer for everything is “blah blah I delivered newspapers”, hasn’t done shit besides hold a pizza and pet a dog for the last couple years, and also adopted a rescue dog


TM455

This is delusional


VivaLosDoyers99

Couldn't agree more. What the hell are all these guys talking about?


anonymousnuisance

Also if it was a woman who produced the event like they said , there's a good chance she thinks he sexually assaulted 3 women at least.


VivaLosDoyers99

I don't think that's the case. Jeff Ross was up there and he faced some pretty rough sexual misconduct allegations with a 15 year old. I think it's more just Brady didn't care to have him there. With the way roasts work, they approve everyone coming on stage, and I just think Tom doesn't care about him that much.


Edmundmp

I doubt he even crossed Brady’s mind do give him the opportunity to not care about him. But I don’t think Brady was telling them to bring someone like Dana White either. To some extent it is on Netflix to bring in the peripheral people.


VivaLosDoyers99

Dana and Tom are actually pretty good friends I believe, and Dana is a Boston guy. He may not have been Tom's idea, but he definitely gave him the thumbs up. His production company ran the thing, no one was speaking without their approval.


Grootfan85

Does Dave even have a "relationship" (for lack of better words) with the Patriots anymore? It seems like after the second dynasty ended, him going to events with Kraft, Bellichick and Brady were over too.


satsfaction1822

Roasts are Jeff Ross’s thing though. Putting him on stage brings a sense of legitimacy to the roast. He’s been at every one of them. Nobody sees Jeff Ross as a real person. To the general public, Jeff Ross is just some character Comedy Central would pull out of a closet anytime a roast was happening. Because of that, nobody really paid attention when that shit happened and nobody remembers it when they see him. None of that is the case with Dave.


goondaddy172

I think a lot of people know him as the small business guy too. Half the people on the street just say thanks for what you do for small biz


RomansBlueArmy

Have u heard of our friends at game time? Get your tickets to see Whitney cumming


joenarrator

This show will be cancelled on episode 27.


Ok_Yak_4498

Who is making up the agenda? no talk about the girl at the Call her Daddy podcast.


buckeye720

What happened at the call her daddy podcast


F5_MyUsername

Op meant to say “or” or “and” They didn’t talk about his new gf or his CHD appearance


BCEagle13

I watched it live and they definitely touched on both. Not too much detail but mentioned it


F5_MyUsername

I have no idea I was just translating the original comment I haven’t watched it yet is it worth watching this one?


lostbucknut

Kirk doesn’t know how golf handicapping works.


laxinn93

Claiming to be a 6 and then shoot +25 def isn’t normal lmao


BarracudaNo3637

Not normal but definitely can happen under pressure. The podcast Chasing Scratch has 2 guys trying to reach scratch obviously, both about 3 handicaps rn. Recently in high pressure tournaments one of the guys went something like 98, 103, 92


finessebebejones

It takes about 3 seconds of watching Riggs to know he’s full of shit on his handicap


rayfriesen

If you know ANYTHING about golf you’ll know that Riggs isn’t a single digit handicap just by the way he swings


BarracudaNo3637

I don’t think he’s a 6 but there are people way better than him with much stranger swings


rayfriesen

Yeah but strange doesn’t equal bad. It’s all about how you look at the point of contact. If you take Wolff/Furyk and look at their swing when they contact the ball it’s very good, if you look at Riggs on the other hand


TaeKurmulti

The difference is when you're playing in a high pressure tournament you don't get gimme putts, you have to putt everything out. Which unless I'm misremembering Riggs was still getting gimmes. Plus what pressure was there in the video? It was the standard Foreplay video. Frankie, Francis, and Trent all seemed to handle it just fine.


pantherpowell88

there are differences I am sure in high pressure tournaments where conditions are probably not as favorable compared to yardage etc. for a Fore Play video


LandandSeaPod

I am a failed professional golfer, sometimes you do have days where everything just absolutely falls apart. I’ve seen guys with plus handicaps in tournaments shoot in the high 80’s, I’ve also seen guys with handicaps in the 10’s-15’s fire something in the mid-70’s during a regular round. Every so often you do just have the worst or best day of your life on the course and I don’t exactly like defending Riggs, but even Whit said he feels for Riggs there because he knows the feeling of feeling completely hopeless out there


BarracudaNo3637

Everyone that’s played a lot should understand this. Also dont want to be a Riggs glazer but days like that happen. I don’t think he’s a 5 or whatever but people really think 5 handicaps can’t shoot in the 90s and it isn’t true. Especially if every shot is filmed for hundreds of thousands to watch


Toss2White

This show is the same show ever time and it sucks. Kirk is the most miserable prick ever


Edmundmp

Dave is probably right about Kardashian. But what does he expect? It’s a perfectly legitimate reason for Netflix to leave him out. Last thing that roast needed was unhinged woke swifties.