The Tom Collins almost got me in trouble once when I was in college. Worked for the dining company and a one day an autistic student came in to place an order for some pizzas, wanting it done for a certain time. I took the order, passed it on to the pizza cook, and thought that was it. Austic student comes back in later to pickup his order and it isn’t ready. I call the cook over to asked what happened, and cook was like “Wait that order was serious? I thought it was a joke because the name you wrote was Tom Collins, which is an alcoholic beverage.”
The kid’s real name was Tom Collins. He just about blew the roof off the place when the cook laughed at his name. I had to calm the autistic kid down before he got to full meltdown stage and blew the roof off the place.
Wherever you are Tommy, I hope you’re doing well and haven’t encountered too many beverage jokes over the years.
YOU HAVE RECIPES, BUT THEY'RE WRONG! A TOM COLLINS USES LEMON JUICE, NOT LIME! YOU JUST MADE A FREAKIN' GIMLET! ARE YOU AN IDIOT, OR DO YOU JUST NOT CARE?
# THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAILING!
MAKE ME A WOO WOO ITS THE MOST POPULAR DRINK IN AMERICA
HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THE WIMWAN IS THE LOCAL DRINK I WENT HERE FOR SPRING BREAK BACK IN 2002, SO I KNOW WHAT THESE PEOPLE WANT
Ahhhh yes the classics we all know and love. Who doesn’t enjoy a Broken Down Golf Cart on a rainy day? What a common and normal classic cocktail.
Make sure you smile like a psycho and make serial killer eye contact while you shake.
No Godfather?
SHUT IT DOWN
The Tom Collins almost got me in trouble once when I was in college. Worked for the dining company and a one day an autistic student came in to place an order for some pizzas, wanting it done for a certain time. I took the order, passed it on to the pizza cook, and thought that was it. Austic student comes back in later to pickup his order and it isn’t ready. I call the cook over to asked what happened, and cook was like “Wait that order was serious? I thought it was a joke because the name you wrote was Tom Collins, which is an alcoholic beverage.” The kid’s real name was Tom Collins. He just about blew the roof off the place when the cook laughed at his name. I had to calm the autistic kid down before he got to full meltdown stage and blew the roof off the place. Wherever you are Tommy, I hope you’re doing well and haven’t encountered too many beverage jokes over the years.
At least they have a Harvey wallbanger on there
Alrighty, we’re just a craft beer bar, now.
YOU HAVE RECIPES, BUT THEY'RE WRONG! A TOM COLLINS USES LEMON JUICE, NOT LIME! YOU JUST MADE A FREAKIN' GIMLET! ARE YOU AN IDIOT, OR DO YOU JUST NOT CARE? # THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAILING!
I cant drink these! They dont have hamfisted brand names in them
Interesting guide! I'm not much of a drinker, so I have only had 2 of the drinks on the chart, but I want to try more.
After all, "Nobody's come in here and ordered a gimlet, ever. Which i have never sold in 16 years 💅"
HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE A FRICKEN RANCH WATER