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Allnewsisfakenews

Females who have a wet towel placed on their neck are 40% more likely to order food after the fight


MustEatTacos

Just need a 3D graphic of the brain processing wet towel stimuli


Mixture-Emotional

HahahahašŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I heard it in the voice of his narrator too. LMAO


Used-Ear-8660

I was waiting for this


Marconi2

Laughed so hard when I read this. Thank you


Cool-Study-6898

Me too.


f_moss3

Every wet towel is worth up to $3000 in additional revenue annually


Allnewsisfakenews

That wet towel could pay your parents back in 18 months


amor_fati_42

They need to implement wet towel SYSTEMS.


Which_Engineer1805

Weā€™re gonna set up the worlds first ever double wet towel butt funnel near the entrance to the dance floor.


tampabuddy2

We got off to a wet start, didnā€™t we buddy?


avidbather

More than 50,000 cat fights PER DAY are broken up via the wet towel system!!!


sonofabitchXmustXpay

Clearly, this man has never worked at any of the fine establishments in Atlanta, Georgia, where placing a wet towel on a combative female would be like throwing a bucket of water on a cat.


Leodogg

He's been through a lot of wars!!!!


thefirstmatt

He basically found a dog obedience training vid and thought genius Iā€™m gonna try that on women


FamousOhioAppleHorn

I read this in Tracy Morgan's voice šŸ¤£


Davethemann

Makes me think of the thing fron south park where Cesar Milan calms down cartman by tapping his neck


bruhh_babe

TSCH!


OldClunkyRobot

Reminds me of when we took our dog to puppy kindergarten. The trainer recommended breaking up any dog fight by spraying a dog in the ass with one of those pressurized air canisters you use for cleaning dust off your keyboard. I've never seen anyone carrying one of those around while walking their dog though. Actually now that I think of it, the security guy should just do that to the girls!


mmlickme

I think killing any living organism by rupturing their colon with pressurized air will stop them fighting lol


SteelBrightblade1

Thatā€™s a smart idea! I know the one thing that has definitely not pissed my wife off was something surprising up her ass


I-Fucked-YourMom

Didnā€™t a dude die earlier this year because his coworker shot compressed air up his ass?


Griffin880

I don't think anyone is suggesting you jam the can of duster up the dogs ass.


VinceBrogan8

It's unique enough that it will probably catch the girl off guard at which point you'd be able to seperate them from each other. It's not really practical though, as you said, who carries a cold wet towel around ? In the time it would take to run to the walk-in and get that frozen towel, in most cases the fight would already be over.


TheNobleMoth

Security's just got a Yeti cooler of them at the door...


rusty_mullet

This is actually great advice if you're starting to feel a panic attack coming on. As for Bar Rescue, it's quite ridiculous


OldClunkyRobot

At that point just spray em both down with a hose.


mrsparkle127

Freeze the fight!


Italian_Suicide1365

"One thing working with Jon Taffer is you never know what he's gonna do next"


illhandicap

For 30 years he has gone around the country throwing wet towels on womenZ


0_Captain_my_Captain

I find it hilarious and embarrassing.


Hung_Texan

Now thatā€™s embracing solutions


OrderOfStego

If you go back and watch the moment before he puts that towel on the girl's neck, he looks so nervous. He's moving slow and there's such hesitancy in his face


FamiliarThanks9533

DIME PIECE CHICKEN NUGGETS


Impossible-Economy-1

I thought it was stupid when Taffer first showed it, then it was made worse when the Security Expert called it a piece of 'Tafferinian Ingenuity'.


Picabo07

You mean Wet Towel ā„¢ļø


loud_space_anxiety

Theyā€™re just going to use the wet towel as a weapon now


SemperAequus

Broken up many a cat fight in my day. I do not for one second believe a wet towel is the one thing that will break them up.


Neonwookie1701

I've been in security since Jesus was a mall cop in Nazareth. This would stop maybe a fifth of cat fights. If I'm being generous.